Padoogie

RankItemQuantity
#108-billed baseball cap21
#180Alice's Army Alchemist3
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#182Alice's Army Guard3
#205Alice's Army Halberder2
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#214Alice's Army Mad Bomber2
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#205Alice's Army Nurse2
#204Alice's Army Page2
#165Alice's Army Shieldmaiden4
#178Alice's Army Spearsman3
#204Alice's Army Swordsman2
#186Alice's Army Wallman3
#293Angry Farmer candy440
#97Angry Farmer's Wife Candy15
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#392BURT51
#751Baron von Ratsworth's monocle16
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#38CSA fire-starting kit549
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#207Crimbo Candy Cookbook25
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#31Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision3
#37Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping3
#47Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency2
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#178Dreadsylvanian Almanac page22
#406FDKOL commendation638
#417FDKOL hotcakes4
#219Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots57
🥈Fuzzby1
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
🥇Hat O' Nine Tails1
#759Heimandatz's heart2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#209Inndya trading card1
#662Instant Karma6
#826Iron Beta of Industry6
#407Jack-in-the-box15
#622Jocko Homo's head3
#73Kevlar balloon2
#108Knob jelly donut2
#729Let Me Be!2
#11Little Crimson Book4
#239Lucky Surprise Egg29
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#559Maxing, Relaxing2
#44Mayo de Mayo™ mayo5
#131Meat maid1
#37Mer-kin cancerstick6
#44Mer-kin cheatsheet3
#42Mer-kin foodbucket70
#25Mer-kin healscroll81
#41Mer-kin hookspear23
#28Mer-kin killscroll37
#45Mer-kin knucklebone4
#31Mer-kin prayerbeads25
#10Mer-kin pressureglobe127
#40Mer-kin stopwatch3
#57Mer-kin takebag11
#56Mer-kin weaksauce8
#20Mer-kin wordquiz14
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#17Mini-Crimbot crate5
#89Morbidda trading card2
#182Mylar balloon1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#528Newbiesport™ tent1
#850Nickel Gamma of Frugality4
#95Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I19
#105Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II19
#91Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III20
#115Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV8
#100Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V9
#83Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI11
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#188Pack of Alice's Army Cards3
#1173Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster5
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#17Rad Lib3,182
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#206Red Rover BB gun19
#204Roo trading card1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#81Serenity trading card2
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#109Sogg-Os3
#250Spooky Surprise Egg60
#100Star Spawn1
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#5The Joy of Wassailing (used)2
#14The Sword in the Steak1
#59The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants2
#219Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#837Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#707Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette3
#893Thwaitgold firefly statuette5
#1071Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#899Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette3
#672Thwaitgold spider statuette3
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#419Travels with Jerry3
#1777Valentine4
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#183Venus flytrap1
#113Wet Russian2
#228Woldo trading card1
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#450Yummy Tummy bean451
#60agua de vida150
#116all-purpose cleaner93
#151ancient oil painting of yourself1
#49anemone sauce7
#189anniversary balloon8
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1454anniversary gift box3
#124anticheese107
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#716antique record album2
#312awful poetry journal439
#107baby cuddlefish2
#901baby killer bee8
#108babycakes2
#388baconstone21
#3120badass belt14
#221balloon monkey8
#318ballroom blintz9
#22banana smoothie85
#839barrrnacle14
#200bat guano91
#80bazookafish bubble gum61
#145beautiful rainbow2
#56beefy fish meat17
#224bejeweled cufflinks19
#28berry-infused sake5
#35bishop cookie3
#272black forest cake11
#137blank diary1
#214blind-packed capsule toy48
#141blind-packed die-cast metal toy110
#826bone chips4
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#289bowl of lucky charms2
#49brass dorsal fin1
#105breakfast miracle2
#128briny vinegar1
#24bubbling tempura batter43
#150bugbear purification pill1
#473burst hellseal brain8
#951can of Binarrrca8
#2969candy cane5
#355cheap toaster6
#288chocolate filthy lucre14
#596chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses2
#39citrus-infused sake3
#1348club necklace5
#619cocoa egg11
#15comb jelly68
#257confusing LED clock1
#246cottage1
#56crayon shavings36
#432crazy little Turkish delight20
#433cream pie1
#462creamsicle2
#111creepy voodoo doll1
#1025daisy1
#150dance card17
#13daub-breaker51
#90decomposed boot11
#177decorative fountain62
#286designer handbag10
#75dew yoana salacious lei1
#1364diamond necklace5
#1174dill11
#393dire fudgesicle2
#199disassembled clover574
#772doll house5
#90dragonfish caviar2
#30dry cleaning receipt71
#188duct tape265
#149dwarvish magazine8
🥈eerily silent box1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#267fancy opera glasses16
#116fertilized ghuol egg5
🥈festive warbear bank1
#179fiery wing38
#699filthy lucre51
#74flask of Gnomochloric acid1
#81flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#50flickering pixel1
#55flytrap bezoar1
#9folder (KOLHS)3
#182fortune cookie15
#19fountain 'soda'37
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#803fuzzy dice7
#324garish pinky ring14
#198giant designer sunglasses22
#131giant marshmallow3
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#274gingerbread robot4
#48glistening fish meat26
#24glob of green slime101
#75globe of Deep Sauce3
#32glowing esca7
#394goat1
#2190googly eye2
#882green balloon1
#574green candy heart15
#1010green gummi ingot1
#100green hamhock1
#112grinning turtle2
#19groose grease150
#78groupie lipstick5
#1341grue egg19
#68gummi bowtie1
#201gummi salamander1
#8gunky chicken128
#366hamethyst22
#639heart necklace11
#777heart-shaped balloon4
#776herb brownies9
#226hermit permit14
#141honey stick2
#153hot daub1
#52huge bowl of candy46
#179huge pumpkin1
#76imitation crab meat72
#30ink bladder43
#12inky squid sauce79
#73jamfish jam8
#46king cookie6
#27knight cookie6
#550large box2
#535lavender candy heart21
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#206lemon meringue pie5
#119leprechaun hatchling4
#145long skinny balloon74
#24lucky cat statue11
#137lucky cat's paw1
#99lump of coal9
#1423macaroni duck1
#124makeshift crane2
#250maple leaf2
#921marshmallow1
#75meat golem1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#30melon-infused sake4
#136mother's secret recipe1
#690mugcake1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#91natto pocky1
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#526orange candy heart32
#37papier-mâché glob3
#144pawn cookie1
#517peanut brittle shield3
#682personalized birthday cake2
#614petit 4.12
#28pill cup829
#630pink candy heart12
#1364pixellated candy heart4
#754plastic passion fruit1
#358porquoise21
#1168potato sprout1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#75powdered donut53
#126pregnant mushroom3
#82pressurized potion of perception1
#59pressurized potion of proficiency1
#300pretty flower601
#115pufferfish spine3
#525quantum taco14
#35record of infuriating silence1
#190rewinged stab bat4
#403ribbon candy1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#75robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.8
#1458robotronic egg10
#1170[2108]rock2
#54rook cookie2
#384rubber WWBD? bracelet17
#626rubber WWJD? bracelet12
#862rubber WWSPD? bracelet9
#500rubber WWtNSD? bracelet14
#471s'more1
#191sabre-toothed lime cub6
#42salacious lychee chuhai5
#77salacious screwdiver1
#56sandcastle2
#1033sandwich of the gods6
#74sea avocado5
#34sea blueberry80
#29sea broccoli87
#73sea carrot6
#30sea cauliflower80
#140sea cucumber1
#18sea lace90
#38sea leather35
#35sea persimmon88
#29sea radish18
#77seaode9
#49seaweed21
#124secret from the future1
#580shredded hellseal hide4
#86skate skates1
#160skate skin1
#61skulldozer egg1
#52slab of sponge13
#42slick fish meat28
#176slime convention coupons1
#10snow fort6
#26soggy seed packet88
#1092solid gold bowling ball11
#1381spade necklace5
#468spooky pirate skeleton2
#280star starfish1
#482steamy ruby1
#33stepmom's booze25
#144still-beating spleen4
#80strawberry500
#551stuffed Baron von Ratsworth81
#960stuffed Cheshire bitten49
#1346stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech38
#529stuffed Meat89
#998stuffed angry cow49
#1033stuffed astral badger49
#839stuffed baby gravy fairy59
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1060stuffed cocoabo45
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#1074stuffed flaming gravy fairy47
#1133stuffed frozen gravy fairy45
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#771stuffed hand turkey62
#335stuffed key167
#1681stuffed martini2
#1267stuffed mind flayer41
#505stuffed mink95
#437stuffed monocle105
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#1164stuffed scary death orb44
#946stuffed sleazy gravy fairy52
#852stuffed snowy owl55
#813stuffed spooky gravy fairy60
#1299stuffed spooky mushroom6
#247stuffed stab bat1
#1239stuffed stinky gravy fairy40
#498stuffed teddy butler95
#533stuffed tin of caviar87
#368stuffed treasure chest157
#1008stuffed undead elbow macaroni50
#174stuffed yo-yo4
#777stuffed zmobie1
#37teflon ore24
#119ten-leaf clover365
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#392tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer5
#115tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory10
#90tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer11
#62tiny die-cast Don Crimbo6
#192tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer8
#142tiny die-cast Father Crimborg4
#398tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer5
#197tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer8
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#184tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer8
#389tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer5
#38tiny die-cast Swiss hen6
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#247tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign7
#503tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer4
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#29tiny die-cast blade a-spinning8
#190tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree3
#240tiny die-cast factory worker elf7
#481tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf4
#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
#185tiny die-cast killing bird3
#492tiny die-cast middle-management elf4
#313tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf6
#182tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg3
#314tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf6
#304tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming2
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#2176tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#210tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear21
#2118tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
#221tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type11
#172tiny plastic Beebee King13
#1174tiny plastic Beelzebozo4
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#376tiny plastic Bugbear Captain3
#283tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter15
#4914tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#413tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel6
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#243tiny plastic Father McGruber17
#563tiny plastic Felonia8
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#1465tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester5
#215tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist20
#1458tiny plastic Hellion5
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#2195tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#1762tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#214tiny plastic Lord Flameface5
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#250tiny plastic Norville Rogers17
#2764tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#1769tiny plastic Protagonist4
#144tiny plastic Queen Bee15
#80tiny plastic Rene C. Corman11
#234tiny plastic Scott the Miner18
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#915tiny plastic The Man5
#1741tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#169tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer13
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#2204tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#2859tiny plastic angry goat6
#149tiny plastic angry space marine27
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2160tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#2138tiny plastic astronomer3
#3364tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#163tiny plastic batbugbear23
#2162tiny plastic beanbat3
#151tiny plastic bee swarm27
#206tiny plastic beebee gunners20
#310tiny plastic beebee queue14
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#145tiny plastic black ops bugbear27
#192tiny plastic blazing bat22
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#2850tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#1753tiny plastic briefcase bat4
#186tiny plastic bugaboo23
#253tiny plastic buzzerker17
#157tiny plastic cavebugbear25
#2856tiny plastic cocoabo6
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#2152tiny plastic cubist bull3
#2188tiny plastic demoninja3
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1452tiny plastic drunk goat5
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1738tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus4
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#170tiny plastic fire servant13
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#2814tiny plastic fruit golem2
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#246tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear17
#2811tiny plastic killer bee6
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#1465tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#292tiny plastic moneybee15
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#295tiny plastic mumblebee15
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#210tiny plastic peacannon11
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2176tiny plastic scary clown3
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#129tiny plastic spiderbugbear16
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#6199tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#1464tiny plastic spooky vampire5
#3306tiny plastic stab bat5
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#2147tiny plastic taco cat3
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#192tiny plastic the Free Man12
#1727tiny plastic topiary golem4
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2751tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2123tiny plastic warwelf3
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2166tiny plastic zmobie3
#516torn hellseal sinew5
#392tulip1
#110underwater slingshot2
#1125unusual disco ball2
#728urinal cake1
#1165useless powder25
#135valuable trinket715
#172very overdue library book2
#1437vinegar4
#306warbear drone assembler1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#166warbear requisition box27
#903white balloon1
#658white candy heart12
#285windchimes30
#95wriggling severed nose1
#359wumpus hair3
#567yellow candy heart37
#78zombie dinosaur egg1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 16,920 items total!

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