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| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
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| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
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| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
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| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
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| #337 | Boss Bat bling | 10 |
| #730 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #1370 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #105 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 14 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 29 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 10 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1349 | badass belt | 41 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #37 | brick of sand | 47 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #20 | caustic slime nodule | 20 |
| #795 | club necklace | 9 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #889 | disturbing fanfic | 48 |
| #746 | easter egg balloon | 33 |
| #250 | empty agua de vida bottle | 839 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #444 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #787 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #406 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 11 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #317 | handful of confetti | 112 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #565 | mylar scout drone | 9 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #602 | obsidian dagger | 30 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #364 | penguin thesaurus | 19 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #456 | roll of toilet paper | 192 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #566 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #545 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
| #818 | shiny ring | 29 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #484 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 91 |
| #1258 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 39 |
| #1630 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #666 | stuffed Meat | 71 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #899 | stuffed angry cow | 53 |
| #1327 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
| #1089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1419 | stuffed cocoabo | 35 |
| #642 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #1307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 39 |
| #936 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 52 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1060 | stuffed hand turkey | 47 |
| #512 | stuffed key | 115 |
| #1139 | stuffed martini | 5 |
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| #545 | stuffed mink | 86 |
| #625 | stuffed monocle | 76 |
| #1213 | stuffed scary death orb | 42 |
| #1284 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1044 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #1040 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 49 |
| #239 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 33 |
| #1182 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #599 | stuffed teddy butler | 80 |
| #680 | stuffed tin of caviar | 70 |
| #385 | stuffed treasure chest | 147 |
| #1209 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #715 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 10 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #661 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #133 | tropical orchid | 26 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2125 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #1304 | useless powder | 16 |
| #598 | valuable trinket | 123 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |