| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #72 | BOOterfinger | 4 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #83 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #28 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #138 | Green Manalishi | 3 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #215 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #197 | M-242 | 90 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #90 | Moonds | 2 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #281 | New Zealand iced tea | 12 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #156 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #13 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1,000 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #54 | Swizzler | 343 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #367 | Trollhouse cookies | 100 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #37 | Valentine | 1,750 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #521 | anticheese | 7 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #81 | bag of park garbage | 319 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #121 | birdbone corset | 2 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #72 | blue grass | 25 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #178 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #142 | box of Dweebs | 75 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #1562 | box of sunshine | 109 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #20 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 12 |
| #137 | bucket of wine | 2 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #54 | carob chunk cookies | 100 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #356 | chewing gum on a string | 25 |
| #29 | choco-Crimbot | 190 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #52 | clumsiness bark | 39 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #364 | empty agua de vida bottle | 573 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #604 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 36 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #19 | even more tinsel | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #18 | foam noodle | 150 |
| #83 | fortune cookie | 100 |
| #17 | french-fry grabber | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #78 | gladiator tunica | 7 |
| #91 | gold tooth | 6 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #103 | hep waders | 2 |
| #84 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 4 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #33 | inflatable duck | 150 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #6 | jar of frostigkraut | 1 |
| #90 | java cookie | 6 |
| #141 | legitimate business on the beach | 23 |
| #60 | lint | 169 |
| #5 | loose purse strings | 101 |
| #65 | madius | 6 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #471 | megatofu | 6 |
| #39 | mimeplasm | 9 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #55 | perl necklace | 6 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #28 | pile of dungeon junk | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #111 | radiator heater shield | 2 |
| #660 | radium-flavored potato chips | 35 |
| #19 | ramekin of space nuts | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #380 | roasted marshmallow | 92 |
| #189 | sack lunch | 39 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #80 | shining halo | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #124 | sleazy hi mein | 6 |
| #482 | smart skull | 20 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #179 | snake | 90 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #93 | snowball | 11 |
| #183 | sparkler | 90 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #26 | sphygmomanometer | 75 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #133 | sweet roll Alabama | 3 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1650 | toast | 192 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #115 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #181 | unused soap | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #40 | useless powder | 13,570 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #18 | water wings | 150 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #606 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 34 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #7 | wumpus hair | 437 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |