#9 | "caramel" orange | 250 |
#42 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 10 |
#22 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 3 |
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#89 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 15 |
#145 | Alice's Army Bowman | 3 |
#86 | Alice's Army Cleric | 9 |
#169 | Alice's Army Coward | 2 |
#151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
#70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
#38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
#58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
#65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
#11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
#59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
#40 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 2 |
#57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
#56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
#33 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 2 |
#43 | Alice's Army Guard | 38 |
#58 | Alice's Army Halberder | 26 |
#52 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 14 |
#58 | Alice's Army Horseman | 12 |
#70 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 10 |
#78 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 18 |
#70 | Alice's Army Ninja | 22 |
#61 | Alice's Army Nurse | 30 |
#61 | Alice's Army Page | 26 |
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#107 | Alice's Army Sniper | 2 |
#82 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 15 |
#69 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 22 |
#69 | Alice's Army Wallman | 22 |
#180 | Ancient Saucehelm | 10 |
#97 | Angelhair Culottes | 9 |
#85 | Argarggagarg's fang | 13 |
#218 | Baja sopapilla | 4 |
#82 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 10 |
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#21 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 2 |
#207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
#171 | Bling of the New Wave | 7 |
#265 | Bonerdagon necklace | 41 |
🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
#614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
#1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
#26 | Boulevardier cocktail | 14 |
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#179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
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#198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
#2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
#173 | Colander of Em-er'il | 10 |
#141 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
#134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
#31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
#206 | Crown of the Goblin King | 101 |
#287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
#197 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
#128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
#15 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 4 |
#15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
#479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
#263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
#92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#141 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
#142 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 7 |
#1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
#98 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 9 |
#112 | Heimandatz's heart | 11 |
#118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
#57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
#48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
#105 | Jocko Homo's head | 12 |
#198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
#263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
#255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
#19 | Mr. Burnsger | 3 |
#105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
#14 | Neverending Party favor | 142 |
#99 | Newman's Own Trousers | 9 |
#35 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 97 |
#43 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 87 |
#34 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 97 |
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#14 | Othello's dagger | 16 |
#10 | Othello's handkerchief | 20 |
#106 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 19 |
#177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
#447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#134 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
#171 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
🥉 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
#8 | Silly Little Love Song | 4 |
#17 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
#292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#176 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 5 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#101 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 10 |
#632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
#299 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
#542 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
#1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
#87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
#306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
#1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
#307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
#605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
#275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
#77 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 8 |
#149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
#484 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
#270 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 16 |
#591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
#1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
#90 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 146 |
#7 | Time Cape | 2 |
#114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
#175 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
#112 | Yakisoba's hat | 10 |
#31 | Yuleviathan necklace | 2 |
#157 | adorable seal larva | 12 |
#1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
#44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
#84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
#1017 | badass belt | 53 |
#25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
#43 | batskin belt | 38 |
#59 | black Crimbo ball | 161 |
#43 | book of facts | 3 |
#573 | box of sunshine | 569 |
#46 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
#14 | boxed gumball machine | 12 |
#57 | bread man | 6 |
#287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
#149 | burnt flower | 81 |
#51 | can of mixed everything | 3 |
#20 | candy harmonica | 10 |
#11 | carnivorous potted plant | 11 |
#19 | cloning kit | 157 |
#14 | cocoa of youth | 3 |
#46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
#140 | corned beet | 1 |
🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
#27 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 110 |
#51 | cursed monkey glove | 2 |
#35 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 4 |
#76 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 6 |
#10 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 4 |
#29 | dreadful box | 1 |
#20 | drippy stein | 1 |
#20 | drive-thru burger | 15 |
#193 | dusty left ulna | 2 |
#98 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 4 |
#133 | eggwater | 4 |
#17 | electric pants | 38 |
#22 | emotion chip | 1 |
#92 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 18 |
#113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
#6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
#42 | fleshy putty | 52 |
#60 | flour cookie | 6 |
#204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
#33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
#32 | ghost beer | 27 |
#16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
#1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
#36 | gold skull ring | 1 |
#5 | golden fleece | 71 |
🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
#315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
#123 | gooified mineral matter | 15 |
#231 | gooified vegetable matter | 6 |
#64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
#69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
#67 | government food shipment | 1 |
#58 | government requisition form | 32 |
#44 | grip key | 5 |
#346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
#17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
#398 | handful of confetti | 95 |
#105 | heart of the volcano | 58 |
#31 | hermedisiac cologne | 4 |
#18 | hobo fortress blueprints | 5 |
#59 | huge Crimbo cookie | 5 |
#58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
#10 | kelp-holly drape | 3 |
🥉 | kelp-holly gun | 8 |
#10 | lab-grown meat | 267 |
#220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
#62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
#181 | loose teeth | 381 |
#168 | macaroni duck | 10 |
#18 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 410 |
#145 | magical pony: Pearjack | 14 |
#227 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
#23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
#36 | multi-level marzipan | 9 |
#52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
#471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#318 | old sweatpants | 227 |
🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
#59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
#36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
#26 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
#4 | paint palette | 53 |
🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
#34 | peppermint-scented socks | 14 |
#134 | pickled bread | 1 |
#261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
#35 | poisonsettia | 57 |
#23 | potato alarm clock | 12 |
#12 | powdered powdered sugar | 17 |
#67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
#227 | pretty flower | 1,094 |
#97 | projectile chemistry set | 15 |
🥉 | pump-up high-tops | 24 |
#41 | quantum of familiar | 11 |
#564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
#34 | rotten tomato | 8 |
#140 | salted mutton | 1 |
#124 | sandwich of the gods | 19 |
#6 | self-repairing earmuffs | 60 |
#16 | shining star cap | 1 |
#65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
#67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
#260 | skeleton bone | 202 |
#28 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
#1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
#400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
#2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
#1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#32 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 104 |
#88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
#53 | third ear | 10 |
#27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
#36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
#41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
#44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
#39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
#37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
#36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
#36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
#10 | universal biscuit | 292 |
#44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
#253 | untamable turtle | 8 |
#176 | unusual disco ball | 11 |
#717 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
#92 | waterlogged cloth | 12 |
#46 | waterlogged leather | 30 |
#71 | waterlogged metal | 16 |
#72 | waterlogged stuffing | 17 |
#88 | waterlogged wood | 4 |
#62 | white Crimbo ball | 111 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#13 | yule hatchet | 65 |