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| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
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| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
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| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
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| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
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| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
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| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #451 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #157 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
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| #385 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
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| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #830 | ridiculous sandwich | 2 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
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| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #2667 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3307 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2632 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2923 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4525 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
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| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
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| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #3642 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
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| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #3387 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
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| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #765 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |