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| #376 | Crimbo Credit | 10 |
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| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
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| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
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| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
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| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
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| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
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| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
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| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #417 | mauve striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #450 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
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| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #157 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
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| #384 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
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| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #831 | ridiculous sandwich | 2 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
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| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
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| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
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| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
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| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #766 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |