| #350 | "DRINK ME" potion | 30 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #139 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #202 | Alice's Army Halberder | 2 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #166 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
| #185 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #103 | Alice's Army Martyr | 2 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #166 | Alice's Army Nurse | 4 |
| #174 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #213 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 2 |
| #157 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 4 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #204 | Alice's Army Wallman | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #903 | Crimbo fudge | 8 |
| #1096 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #739 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 4 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #624 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #999 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #149 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 5 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1471 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #186 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #8 | kitty sheet music | 3 |
| #750 | line | 14 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #110 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #60 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 5 |
| #700 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #468 | pirate pelvis | 4 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #957 | scrumptious reagent | 4 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #950 | skeleton bone | 11 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #467 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #740 | star | 10 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2868 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #958 | sunken chest | 4 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #192 | turtle pheromones | 22 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #77 | wasabi marble soda | 2 |
| #1080 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |