| #351 | "DRINK ME" potion | 30 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #180 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #145 | Alice's Army Cleric | 3 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Halberder | 2 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 2 |
| #188 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 3 |
| #106 | Alice's Army Martyr | 2 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #170 | Alice's Army Nurse | 4 |
| #177 | Alice's Army Page | 3 |
| #216 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 2 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 4 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #207 | Alice's Army Wallman | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1152 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #904 | Crimbo fudge | 8 |
| #1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #245 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #739 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 4 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #628 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #149 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 5 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #187 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #9 | kitty sheet music | 3 |
| #751 | line | 14 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #110 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #62 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 5 |
| #700 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #467 | pirate pelvis | 4 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #957 | scrumptious reagent | 4 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #950 | skeleton bone | 11 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #468 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #742 | star | 10 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2393 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2884 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2925 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2783 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2410 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #75 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #957 | sunken chest | 4 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #191 | turtle pheromones | 22 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #76 | wasabi marble soda | 2 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |