Museum :: Roland Of Gilead

Roland Of Gilead

Rank	Item	Quantity
#583	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#217	"caramel" orange	2
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#322	4-dimensional guitar	3
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#134	Alice's Army Halberder	7
#104	Alice's Army Hammerman	6
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#259	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#159	Atomic Pop	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#240	BRICKO eye brick	101
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#144	Battlie Light Saver	3
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#58	Black Hole	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#145	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
#1264	CRIMBCO mug	5
#669	CRIMBCO scrip	200
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#111	CSA bravery badge	25
#225	CSA discount card	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#1452	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#39	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#41	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#285	Crimbo Factory surprise box	7
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1354	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#1369	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#420	Crimbo salad	3
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#91	Fantasma en la Máquina	54
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#230	Freddy Kruegerand	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#180	GOTO	1
#283	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#995	Go-Wassail	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#156	Inner Strength	3
#52	Inner Truth	5
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#67	Jacob's rung	3
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#798	Knob Goblin love potion	4
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#672	Knob Goblin steroids	5
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#100	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	45
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#1201	M-242	1
#799	Meleegra™ pills	5
#272	Milk Studs	2
#391	Misty Cape	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1114	Mr. Mediocrebar	38
#123	Nardz energy beverage	7
#75	O'RLY manual	30
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#81	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#146	P.B.L.T.	1
#187	PEEZ dispenser	37
#160	Pain Dip	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#136	PlexiPips	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#192	Polka Pop	1
#129	Polysniff Perfume	3
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#132	Psychotic Train wine	2
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#92	Rompedores de Fantasmas	47
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#213	Space Tours Tripple	2
#70	Squat-Thrust Magazine	17
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#403	Steal This Candy	4
#62	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	2
#67	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	2
#74	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	2
#107	Stephen's lab coat	1
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#129	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#326	Swizzler	1
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#456	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	24
#503	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	19
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#399	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	32
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#86	The Lost Glasses	1
#53	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#321	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#705	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	7
#10	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	2
#2407	Valentine	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#167	Wax Flask	1
#154	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	17
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#118	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	13
#122	Ye Olde Meade	7
#98	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	19
#244	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#232	abandoned candy	3
#88	abominable blubber	15
#190	airblaster gun	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#125	amok pudding	2
#89	amok putter	2
#954	amulet of extreme plot significance	5
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1883	anniversary gift box	2
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#116	antimatter wad	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#179	attorney's badge	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#447	awful poetry journal	216
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#302	bacon bath ball	3
#6541	badass belt	2
#105	badass pie	1
#111	badge of authority	2
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#684	baggie of powdered sugar	15
#2044	ball	1
#565	banana peel	2
#251	banana supersucker	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#109	bark rootbeer	6
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#424	belemnite fossil	10
#197	black Crimbo ball	2
#54	black brandy	1
#124	black cloak	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#610	black pension check	1
#438	blind-packed capsule toy	3
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#112	bloodstain stick	1
#85	blue class ring	52
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#582	blue snowcone	6
#5	booze drive button	1
#126	borrowed time	3
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#466	bottle of antifreeze	2
#559	bottle of bubbles	9
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#409	bottle of fire	1
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#371	bottle of sewage schnapps	12
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#194	bowling ball	2
#202	box of Dweebs	29
#2580	box of sunshine	40
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#172	brass gear	7
#173	bread line	5
#39	bread man	7
#137	bread pie	2
#229	breath mint	1
#1857	brick	6
#5	broken El Vibrato drone	3
#445	bronzed locust	2
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#138	brown paper pants	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#323	bubblin' crude	13
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#716	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#433	candied bolts	4
#902	candied kobold	2
#127	candied nuts	7
#717	candy brain	2
#6	candy drive button	1
#212	candy harmonica	2
🥈	candy mailing list	1
#206	candy skeleton	2
#56	candycaine powder	1
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#38	catskin buckler	3
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#518	chaos butterfly	249
#104	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	18
#180	choco-Crimbot	6
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#144	chocolate disco ball	4
#551	chocolate filthy lucre	3
#187	chocolate pasta spoon	2
#183	chocolate saucepan	2
#164	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#372	chrome sword	2
#133	clear Russian	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#140	cloning kit	6
#104	coal dust	1
#50	coal shovel	5
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#101	communal gobstopper	6
#258	confusing LED clock	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#315	cookie cookie	3
#1469	corpse on the beach	2
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1812	corpsetini	1
#35	corrupted bird DNA	1
#219	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#111	crazy hobo notebook	6
#112	cream pie	13
#55	creepy doll head	4
#163	creepy ginger ale	2
#73	creepy voice box	2
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#105	crystal skull	1
#267	cylindrical mold	2
#464	dance card	2
#139	day-old beer	1
#1038	dead guy's watch	2
#399	decaying goldfish liver	9
#1687	delicious salad	2
#975	dense meat stack	5
#84	dense meat sword	1
#132	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	2
#206	devilish folio	1
#1475	disassembled clover	2
#95	disposable instant camera	1
#487	disturbing fanfic	220
#550	divine blowout	1
#269	dollar-sign bag	1
#85	donated booze	273
#259	donated candy	31
#359	donated food	14
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#113	double-ice gum	1
#111	droopy doll eye	1
#764	drum machine	1
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#89	eggwater	5
#37	elderly jawbreaker	11
#100	electric snakebite	5
#453	electrical thingamabob	3
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#79	elegant nightstick	7
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#292	elven hardtack	1
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#210	elven medi-pack	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#831	empty agua de vida bottle	63
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#1144	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#130	eternal car battery	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#156	expensive cigar	1
#112	extra-flat panini	1
#819	eye of newt	3
#95	fabric hardener	1
#89	fabric softener	1
#1640	facsimile dictionary	2
#1791	fake hand	1
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#1813	fancy chocolate car	2
#1175	festive sausage	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#65	finger cuffs	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#828	flaregun	2
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#309	flask of tainted mining oil	2
#143	fleshy putty	6
#64	flour cookie	6
#496	foam noodle	1
#8	food drive button	1
🥉	food mailing list	1
#165	freshwater pearl necklace	3
#741	frigid fudgepuck	1
#325	frigid mote	2
#729	fudge lily	2
#894	fudgecule	171
#119	funny bone	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#100	gamma nog	10
#464	gator skin	7
#38	gelatinous meat mass	1
#592	ghost of a necklace	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#132	giant artisanal rice peeler	2
#160	giant candy cane	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#71	giant gym membership card	13
#243	giant marshmallow	1
#143	giant motorcycle boots	1
#149	giant penguin keychain	4
#184	giant safety pin	1
#126	giant turkey leg	4
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#100	glass of warm water	2
#109	glimmering roc feather	2
#139	golden fleece	1
🥇	goo magnet	1
#324	gooified animal matter	1
#213	gooified mineral matter	7
#140	gooified vegetable matter	16
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#603	green candy heart	13
#278	green peawee marble	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#178	grinning turtle	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#560	grouchy restless spirit	10
#91	groupie bra	1
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#140	gunky chicken	1
#206	haggis socks	1
#143	half-baked potion	17
#82	half-melted spoon	2
#215	half-sized guitar	3
#112	hambrosier	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
#4479	handful of confetti	2
#598	handful of sand	10
#401	handsomeness potion	3
#84	haunted battery	10
#84	haunted paddle-ball	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#233	hemp candy necklace	4
#283	high-energy mining laser	1
#350	hobo nickel	786
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#492	honey-dipped locust	2
#104	hot coal	1
#93	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#245	huge bowl of candy	1
#186	impure gasoline	1
#300	incense bath ball	3
#142	incredible pizza	1
#89	industrial strength starch	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#130	invisibility potion	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#120	jaunty feather	1
#319	java cookie	3
#968	jerky coins	3
#41	jingle bell	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#150	killing jar	2
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#102	lab-grown meat	16
#858	lavender candy heart	4
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#259	left half of a heart necklace	2
#617	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#661	licorice root	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#50	little parachute guy	1
#210	little round pebble	1
#405	llama lama gong	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#988	lollipop stick	1
#862	loose teeth	22
#263	love song of icy revenge	2
#320	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#104	low-budget shield	1
#201	lump of coal	2
#257	lunar isotope	25
#188	magicberry tablets	1
#368	magilaser blastercannon	3
#181	makeshift turban	1
#67	mangled finger	5
#564	marzipan skull	14
#760	meat vortex	12
#207	memory of some delicious amino acids	4
#580	mime soul fragment	1
#133	moist sailor's cap	1
#2029	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#117	moose antlers	1
#102	moose chocolate	3
#116	moose thought	2
#84	mother's secret recipe	2
#910	motivational poster	3
#36	multi-level marzipan	9
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#3706	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#377	negative lump	1
#100	neutron lollipop	10
#629	ninja mop	1
#232	non-aged vinegar	1
#181	not-a-pipe	2
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#369	nugget of Crimbonium	2
#301	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#2850	obsidian dagger	2
#69	occult jelly donut	1
#69	oil pan	1
#42	oily boid	6
#228	ointment of the occult	3
#134	old bronzer	1
#132	old eyebrow pencil	1
#142	old rosewater cream	1
#1865	old sweatpants	4
#218	onion shurikens	1
#441	opera mask	1
#698	orange candy heart	12
#179	orc wrist	1
#201	orcish hand lotion	2
#173	orcish nailing lube	4
#170	orcish stud-finder	1
#190	out-of-tune biwa	1
#171	overloaded micro-reactor	4
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#116	oversized skullcap	1
#926	pack of pogs	1
#168	painting of a glass of wine	1
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#59	peppermint rhino baby	1
#112	peppermint sprout	12
#401	peppermint tailings	5
#79	peppermint twist	2
#92	peppermint-scented socks	4
#76	perl necklace	5
#523	personalized birthday cake	3
#248	petit 4.1	4
#192	petit fortran	4
#151	pewter claymore	1
#290	philosopher's scone	1
#368	philter of phorce	1
#954	photoprotoneutron torpedo	4
#299	pie man was not meant to eat	3
#164	piece of after eight	2
#1096	pile of candy	1
#420	pile of dusty animal bones	9
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#999	pink candy heart	2
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#387	pink-frosted astral cupcake	2
#169	pitted sheet metal	3
#68	pixel boomerang	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#109	plaid swatch	1
#230	plain candy cane	2
#136	plain old beer	1
#281	plastic guitar	5
#38	plastic ingot	560
#414	plot hole	240
#269	pocket theremin	1
#83	pog #01 (spider)	11
#85	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	12
#128	pog #03 (warwelf)	8
#149	pog #04 (skleleton)	7
#71	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	15
#124	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	9
#85	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	11
#85	pog #08 (hellion)	11
#134	pog #09 (pirate)	9
#61	pog #10 (hobo)	18
#70	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	14
#115	poisonsettia	11
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#243	possessed tomato	1
#1714	possessed top	2
#83	possibility potion	2
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#389	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
#58	potion of the field gar	2
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#85	powdered powdered sugar	6
#156	premium malt liquor	1
#2040	pretty flower	1
#310	probability potion	185
#312	procrastination potion	201
#1102	pumpkinhead mask	1
#162	punk rock jacket	5
#143	pygmy phone number	1
#283	queen cookie	1
#301	radiation-resistant helmet	1
#380	radium-flavored potato chips	117
#96	rainbow crossbow	1
#422	rave whistle	2
#144	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#73	red ale	7
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
#78	red class ring	250
#92	red-hot boilermaker	2
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#86	remaindered axe	3
#152	resolution: be feistier	1
#102	resolution: be kinder	1
#116	resolution: be luckier	1
#114	resolution: be more adventurous	1
#104	resolution: be wealthier	3
#168	returned Thinknerd package	2
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#100	robot grease	19
#106	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
#104	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
#106	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
#100	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
#130	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
#114	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
#151	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
#103	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
#108	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#1921	roll of toilet paper	5
#30	rolling pin	9
#3662	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3652	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#103	rubber ribcage	1
#232	ruby on canes	3
#679	rusty grave robbing shovel	2
#103	rusty hedge trimmers	8
#33	rusty metal greaves	1
#55	rusty porthole	1
#475	s'more	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#981	salamander spleen	1
#207	salt wages	1
#97	sauce of the ages	1
#442	scorpion whip	1
#448	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
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#6275	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	4
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#6349	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	4
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#452	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
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#26	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	24
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#15	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	11
#40	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	17
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#50	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	6
#25	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	10
#55	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	6
#38	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	19
#35	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	18
#24	tiny die-cast golden ring	7
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#31	tiny die-cast killing bird	8
#22	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	29
#45	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	17
#22	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	10
#58	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	14
#69	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	5
#33	tiny die-cast turtle mech	7
#1310	tiny house	14
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#54	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	62
#1512	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#35	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	43
#70	tiny plastic Beebee King	25
#144	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#3945	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#46	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	17
#50	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	52
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#39	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	34
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#88	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#37	tiny plastic Father McGruber	60
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2810	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#48	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	63
#3913	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3886	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#794	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3961	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2775	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#2142	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#46	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	16
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#50	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	59
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#67	tiny plastic Queen Bee	26
#43	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	17
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#54	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	55
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#47	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	30
#3859	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#77	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#66	tiny plastic angry space marine	52
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2194	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2805	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#8256	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#41	tiny plastic batbugbear	67
#3967	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#41	tiny plastic bee swarm	67
#66	tiny plastic beebee gunners	48
#58	tiny plastic beebee queue	51
#66	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	50
#38	tiny plastic blazing bat	71
#3927	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3958	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3912	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#46	tiny plastic bugaboo	62
#48	tiny plastic buzzerker	63
#39	tiny plastic cavebugbear	72
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#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3180	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
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#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#2763	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#40	tiny plastic fire servant	35
#3925	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8194	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#48	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	59
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#47	tiny plastic moneybee	58
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#55	tiny plastic mumblebee	55
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#53	tiny plastic peacannon	30
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#62	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	27
#2146	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#57	tiny plastic the Free Man	27
#173	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#193	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#2792	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#267	tiny slimy cyst	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#185	transporter transponder	4
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#386	trilobite fossil	11
#135	troll britches	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#458	twinkly powder	2
#156	unflavored wine cooler	1
#168	universal biscuit	4
#154	unnatural gas	1
#248	unused walkie-talkie	1
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#458	upsy daisy	1
#1018	useless powder	42
#668	vampire collar	1
#132	vampire pellet	1
#228	very overdue library book	1
#177	vial of The Glistening	1
#567	volcanic ash	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#654	warbear whosit	1
#474	water wings	1
#181	white Crimbo ball	2
#938	white candy heart	3
#86	white class ring	147
#49	white elephant gift	1
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#490	white lightning	15
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#129	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#47	wind-up ensign	9
#488	wind-up meatcar	17
#121	wind-up navigation droid	2
#166	wind-up owl	1
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#913	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	6
#862	worthless knick-knack	2
#252	wumpus hair	6
#909	yellow candy heart	7
#2366	yo-yo	1
#149	yule hatchet	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 8,967 items total!

what items are this player missing?