| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #283 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #134 | BGE merchandise order form | 32 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #174 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 443 |
| #316 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 64 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #430 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #213 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 754 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #189 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 36 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #171 | black pension check | 52 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #306 | bottle of Blank-Out | 39 |
| #169 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 3 |
| #127 | briefcase | 104 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #693 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #666 | dense meat stack | 23 |
| #218 | dollar-sign bag | 5 |
| #352 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 33 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #98 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 9 |
| #276 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #130 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #26 | green and red bean | 537 |
| #478 | green beer | 27 |
| #110 | half of a gold tooth | 18 |
| #1328 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #60 | handful of tips | 27 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #33 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #60 | mana-coated yams | 2 |
| #19 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #36 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #29 | martiny | 2 |
| #806 | meat stack | 7 |
| #15 | moist Crimbo spices | 668 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #227 | old coin purse | 46 |
| #177 | old leather wallet | 62 |
| #974 | paperclip | 7 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #26 | peppermint eel sauce | 651 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #353 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #83 | pixel coin | 2 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #13 | runny icing | 689 |
| #25 | salt plum | 517 |
| #162 | shiny stones | 55 |
| #497 | sleeping stocking | 5 |
| #159 | slice of pizza | 6 |
| #135 | slow jam collection | 27 |
| #12 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 671 |
| #996 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
| #16 | space chowder | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #90 | stolen meatpouch | 4 |
| #2293 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #3926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #2643 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1480 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2201 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2735 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #3600 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2466 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1859 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 5 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #550 | valuable trinket | 138 |
| #362 | water pipe bomb | 103 |
| #92 | waterlogged cloth | 12 |
| #101 | waterlogged leather | 10 |
| #100 | waterlogged metal | 10 |
| #93 | waterlogged stuffing | 11 |
| #183 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |