| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #223 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #155 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #250 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #134 | BGE merchandise order form | 32 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #935 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #376 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 443 |
| #316 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 64 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #433 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #213 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 754 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #192 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 36 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #1159 | ball | 4 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #172 | black pension check | 52 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #306 | bottle of Blank-Out | 39 |
| #169 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 3 |
| #128 | briefcase | 104 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #697 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #664 | dense meat stack | 23 |
| #219 | dollar-sign bag | 5 |
| #354 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 33 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #98 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 9 |
| #276 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #27 | green and red bean | 537 |
| #478 | green beer | 27 |
| #111 | half of a gold tooth | 18 |
| #1336 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #60 | handful of tips | 27 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #34 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #61 | mana-coated yams | 2 |
| #20 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #38 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #30 | martiny | 2 |
| #807 | meat stack | 7 |
| #15 | moist Crimbo spices | 668 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #229 | old coin purse | 46 |
| #179 | old leather wallet | 62 |
| #974 | paperclip | 7 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #26 | peppermint eel sauce | 651 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #354 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #85 | pixel coin | 2 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #793 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #13 | runny icing | 689 |
| #25 | salt plum | 517 |
| #161 | shiny stones | 55 |
| #497 | sleeping stocking | 5 |
| #159 | slice of pizza | 6 |
| #135 | slow jam collection | 27 |
| #12 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 671 |
| #998 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
| #16 | space chowder | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #92 | stolen meatpouch | 4 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3749 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4263 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1479 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2207 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2744 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2391 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3107 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4008 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2472 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1862 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #208 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 5 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #468 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #550 | valuable trinket | 138 |
| #363 | water pipe bomb | 103 |
| #92 | waterlogged cloth | 12 |
| #101 | waterlogged leather | 10 |
| #100 | waterlogged metal | 10 |
| #93 | waterlogged stuffing | 11 |
| #183 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |