| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #134 | BGE merchandise order form | 32 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #548 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #934 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 443 |
| #317 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 64 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #213 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 754 |
| #510 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #193 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 36 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #1158 | ball | 4 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #353 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #172 | black pension check | 52 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #306 | bottle of Blank-Out | 39 |
| #169 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 3 |
| #128 | briefcase | 104 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #697 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #661 | dense meat stack | 23 |
| #219 | dollar-sign bag | 5 |
| #354 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 33 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #98 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 9 |
| #277 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #27 | green and red bean | 537 |
| #478 | green beer | 27 |
| #111 | half of a gold tooth | 18 |
| #1335 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #59 | handful of tips | 27 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #34 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #61 | mana-coated yams | 2 |
| #20 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #38 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #31 | martiny | 2 |
| #805 | meat stack | 7 |
| #14 | moist Crimbo spices | 668 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #229 | old coin purse | 46 |
| #179 | old leather wallet | 62 |
| #974 | paperclip | 7 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #26 | peppermint eel sauce | 651 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #354 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #85 | pixel coin | 2 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #793 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #13 | runny icing | 689 |
| #25 | salt plum | 517 |
| #161 | shiny stones | 55 |
| #497 | sleeping stocking | 5 |
| #159 | slice of pizza | 6 |
| #136 | slow jam collection | 27 |
| #11 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 671 |
| #997 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
| #16 | space chowder | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #92 | stolen meatpouch | 4 |
| #2302 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #3939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3750 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4262 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1479 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2208 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2748 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2393 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2474 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1864 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #209 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 5 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #153 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #550 | valuable trinket | 138 |
| #362 | water pipe bomb | 103 |
| #92 | waterlogged cloth | 12 |
| #101 | waterlogged leather | 10 |
| #100 | waterlogged metal | 10 |
| #93 | waterlogged stuffing | 11 |
| #183 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |