Museum :: jlc2

jlc2

Rank	Item	Quantity
#440	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#292	1-ball	18
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#268	2-ball	19
#124	25-meat staff	1
#329	3-ball	15
#396	30669 scroll	20
#865	33398 scroll	5
#335	334 scroll	17
#228	4-ball	27
#103	4-d camera	2
#263	4-dimensional guitar	5
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#222	5-ball	27
#259	6-ball	22
#262	64067 scroll	1
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#281	7-ball	20
#265	8-ball	116
#63	9-ball	19
#231	A. W. O. L. commendation	27
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#162	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#165	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	4
#204	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#89	Ambitious Turkey	5
#253	Angry Farmer candy	557
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#237	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	4
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#19	BGE tiny plastic toy	28
#25	BRAINS shorts	59
#195	BRICKO brick	951
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
#37	BRICKO pearl	8
#150	BURT	195
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#393	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#114	Battlie Light Saver	6
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#167	BitterSweetTarts	4
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#93	Black Body™ spray	6
#439	Black No. 2	9
#390	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#528	Blood Light	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#133	Boozehounds Anonymous token	7
#133	Boris's key lime	4
#668	Boris's ring	2
#337	Bulky Buddy Box	9
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#229	C.H.U.M. chum	3
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#84	CRIMBCO lanyard	8
#1030	CRIMBCO scrip	55
#12	CRIMBCOIDS mints	133
#13	CRIMBCOLOAF	107
#155	CSA bravery badge	3
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#170	CSA obedience grenade	3
#172	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	7
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#96	Claybender glasses	5
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#92	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	9
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#785	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#168	Crimbot battery	6
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	3,903
#13	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	42
#16	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	41
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#15	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	39
#17	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	37
#13	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	41
#8	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	79
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	90
#55	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	9
#6	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	152
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#8	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	137
#19	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	36
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	3,933
#10	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	55
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#12	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	72
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4,148
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	922
#12	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	38
#21	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	31
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	3,448
#12	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	67
#4	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	297
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	661
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	4,479
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	802
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3,937
#8	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	72
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#475	Crimboween memo	21
#1963	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#96	D roll	142
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#885	Daffy Taffy	29
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#130	Divine	8
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#125	Doc's Miracle Cure	11
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#89	Duskwalker syringe	9
#1066	Dyspepsi-Cola	34
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#93	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	7
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#197	Effermint™ tablets	6
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#160	Elmley shades	7
#170	Elvish delight	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#529	FDKOL commendation	175
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#134	Feynman gate	95
#124	Frat Army FGF	54
#264	Friendliness Beverage	3
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#15	Frown Exerciser	3
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#132	GOTO	3
#124	Game Grid ticket	75
#236	Game Grid token	2
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#41	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	3
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#324	Gnollish flyswatter	9
#287	Gnollish pie server	6
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#260	Gnollish toolbox	18
#846	Go-Wassail	7
#72	Gordon Bennett	11
#101	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#130	Green Manalishi	5
#59	Gummi-DNA	61
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#18	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	286
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#59	Hell broth	10
#383	Hell ramen	5
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#223	Hollandaise helmet	23
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#222	Iiti Kitty phone charm	13
#776	Imp Ale	116
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#81	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#498	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#354	Knob Goblin elite pants	13
#526	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#407	Knob Goblin firecracker	40
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#416	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#487	Knob Goblin love potion	16
#152	Knob Goblin lunchbox	11
#250	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#326	Knob Goblin pants	35
#300	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#281	Knob Goblin scimitar	45
#274	Knob Goblin seltzer	63
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#368	Knob Goblin steroids	23
#246	Knob Goblin superseltzer	30
#348	Knob Goblin tongs	35
#92	Knob Goblin visor	118
#52	Knob jelly donut	6
#22	Knob lo mein	39
#169	Knob nuts	3
#41	Knob pasty	17
#220	Knob sausage	30
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#413	Knoll mushroom	22
#75	Knoll stir-fry	3
#98	LCD game: Burger Belt	2
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#238	LED block	6
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#787	Mad Train wine	64
#166	Mae West	6
#119	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	79
#401	Manetwich	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#375	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5
#202	Meat detector	3
#29	Meat maid	11
#575	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#102	Mer-kin hookspear	5
#256	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	16
#333	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	152
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#919	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#239	Milk Studs	8
#133	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#38	Miniborg strangler	12
#340	Misty Cape	2
#377	Mob Penguin cellular phone	54
#478	Mohawk wig	12
#182	Mon Tiki	8
#112	Monstar energy beverage	115
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#69	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#339	Mountain Stream soda	65
#1662	Mr. Mediocrebar	16
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#24	Nayztameetjoo trading card	5
#45	Necbro wafers	35
#323	New Zealand iced tea	5
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#42	Nightstalker perfume	56
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#81	O'RLY manual	27
#257	Oil of Parrrlay	8
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#321	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#78	P.B.L.T.	76
#117	PADL Phone	143
#294	PEEZ dispenser	7
#29	PVC staff	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#630	Penultimate Fantasy chest	9
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#227	Pine-Fresh air freshener	15
#20	Poison Oak trading card	8
#124	Pokëmann band-aid	6
#15	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	53
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#193	Polka Pop	1
#87	Polysniff Perfume	8
#21	Princess Rutabaga trading card	8
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#60	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	3
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#154	Ram's Face Lager	356
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#1618	Rock Pops	18
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#28	Roo trading card	5
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#921	Schrödinger's thermos	3
#927	Senior Mints	3
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#145	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#19	Skullhead's Screw	119
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#110	Sneaky Pete's key lime	4
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#178	Snow Queen Crown	23
#132	Space Tourist Phaser	3
#140	Space Tours Tripple	7
#642	Spam Witch sammich	21
#39	Spirit Precipice	9
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#58	Squat-Thrust Magazine	26
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#59	Star Spawn	3
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#20	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	9
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#439	Supernova Champagne	6
#213	Swabbie™ swab	15
#325	Swizzler	1
#98	T.U.R.D.S. Key	10
#390	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	33
#360	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	37
#23	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	9
#85	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	230
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1513	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	6
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#19	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	7
#14	The Joy of Wassailing	115
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#77	The Snake trading card	2
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#198	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	2
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#81	Tiger-lily's milk	42
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#255	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	14
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#164	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	18
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#838	Trollhouse cookies	11
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#143	UV monocular	1
#117	Ultracolor™ shirt	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#441	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	25
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#75	Ur-Donut	2
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#217	Warm Subject gift certificate	732
#209	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	3
#88	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	6
#81	White Hyborian	2
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#572	Wint-O-Fresh mint	18
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#87	X-37 gun	2
#53	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
#36	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	110
#12	Ye Olde Meade	344
#38	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	113
#134	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#120	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	126
#1068	Yummy Tummy bean	147
#260	Ze™ goggles	2
#241	a butt tuba	3
#362	a little sump'm sump'm	6
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#130	abominable blubber	8
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#387	accidental cider	2
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#480	acoustic guitarrr	6
#176	adder	2
#512	adder bladder	7
#54	adhesive tape dolly	2
#298	agua de vida	3
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#85	alien drugs	35
#73	alien force field disruptor bean	10
#206	all-purpose cleaner	43
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#50	ammonite fossil	107
#115	amok pudding	3
#774	amulet of extreme plot significance	9
#190	ancient Magi-Wipes	42
#23	ancient calendar	2
#64	ancient calendar fragment	4
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#88	ancient poisoned dart	44
#268	ancient protein powder	16
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#9	ancient turtle shell helmet	8
#272	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	18
#342	ancient vinyl coin purse	9
#112	anemone nematocyst	2
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#411	ant agonist	4
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#416	anti-anti-antidote	2
#477	anticheese	9
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#474	antique greaves	9
#386	antique hand mirror	6
#520	antique helmet	7
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#582	antique shield	5
#564	antique spear	6
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#156	armgun	23
#246	arrowgram	1
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#122	artisanal limoncello	6
#86	asbestos apron	14
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#548	asbestos ore	10
#34	ash soda	1
#628	asparagus knife	6
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#620	astronaut pants	12
#627	atomic vector plotter	4
#177	attorney's badge	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#139	awful poetry journal	1,380
#238	bätzle	3
#97	backwoods screwdriver	18
#2450	baconstone	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#337	bag of Cheat-Os	26
#178	bag of GORF	4
#199	bag of GORP	2
#197	bag of QWOP	2
#311	bag of W&Ws	3
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#38	bag of bones	19
#132	bag of many confections	1
#118	bag of pygmy blood	4
#79	baggie of powdered sugar	438
#23	ball	381
#664	balloon monkey	2
#312	balloon sword	1
#94	ballroom blintz	119
#79	balsa plank	5
#1147	banana	1
#40	banana cream pie	16
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#87	banana milkshake	1
#247	banana peel	20
#285	banana smoothie	2
#864	bananagate	2
#118	banjo strings	3
#372	bar skin	28
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#212	bargain flash powder	3
#620	barrrnacle	23
#73	barskin buckler	1
#64	bartender-in-the-box	7
#315	baseball	15
#77	basic meat staff	2
#81	basic meat sword	4
#338	bat guano	36
#169	bat haggis	2
#89	bat hat	1
#292	bat wing	51
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#396	batblade	6
#433	batgut	52
#334	batskin belt	1
#720	battered Crimbo Crate	11
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#525	beach glass bead	3
#59	beastly paste	3
#107	beaten-up Chucks	5
#140	beefy fish meat	4
#80	beer basted brat	3
#210	beer bomb	193
#100	beer bong	50
#131	beer cartilage	2
#149	beer goggles	3
#85	beer helmet	117
#207	beer lens	13
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#398	beertini	4
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#416	begpwnia	1
#602	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#89	bejeweled pledge pin	118
#21	belemnite fossil	246
#107	bent scrap metal	5
#69	bi-lateral logic compressor	59
#216	big bass drum	5
#94	big glob of skin	2
#576	big red clown nose	7
#289	big rock	3
#76	big stirring stick	1
#635	bilge wine	5
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#20	bindlestocking	54
#314	bird rib	2
#48	bishop cookie	2
#576	bit of clingfilm	7
#360	bit-o-cactus	8
#16	bite-me-red lipstick	606
#89	black belt	1
#96	black blade	2
#510	black eyedrops	1
#470	black helmet	3
#289	black kettle drum	2
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#394	black pension check	6
#343	black pepper	5
#245	black picnic basket	7
#330	black pixel	70
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#91	black pudding	55
#356	black shield	5
#661	black snake skin	3
#18	black spot	67
#359	black sword	6
#501	blackberry	9
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#63	blammer	1
#137	blank diary	1
#115	blended frozen swill	2
#279	blind-packed capsule toy	22
#12	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1,003
#650	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#236	blood of the Wereseal	2
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#797	bloody beer	3
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#190	bloody mary	11
#69	blue class ring	78
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#628	blue pixel	57
#271	blue pixel potion	3
#341	blue plastic oyster egg	14
#63	blue potion	14
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#645	blue snowcone	4
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#40	blunt icepick	2
#52	bobcat grenade	2
#242	boilermaker	1
#233	boiling seal blood	5
#4	bone chips	7,795
#213	bone collar	1
#128	bone flute	20
#400	bone rattle	3
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#22	boning knife	2
#132	book of matches	5
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
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#13	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	812
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#28	tiny plastic blooper	127
#14	tiny plastic brainsweeper	751
#14	tiny plastic briefcase bat	737
#15	tiny plastic bugaboo	169
#12	tiny plastic buzzerker	240
#13	tiny plastic cavebugbear	249
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#32	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	107
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#12	tiny plastic demoninja	1,031
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#72	tiny plastic fire servant	25
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#8	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4,594
#21	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1,590
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#11	tiny plastic goth giant	836
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#15	tiny plastic stab bat	1,811
#13	tiny plastic star starfish	2,118
#10	tiny plastic stocking mimic	40
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#19	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	436
#12	tiny plastic taco cat	638
#14	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	14
#129	tiny plastic the Free Man	16
#37	tiny plastic topiary golem	128
#17	tiny plastic trollipop	16
#35	tiny plastic turtle tamer	83
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#16	tiny plastic warbear	14
#12	tiny plastic warbear fortress	18
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#8	tiny plastic whitesnake	1,042
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#420	tires	14
#405	titanium assault umbrella	20
#91	toast with jam	2
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#83	tofu taco	2
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#333	tomato daiquiri	4
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#24	tommy gun	40
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#94	twinkly powder	306
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#248	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	23
#78	unrequired jacket	2
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#120	vampire chowder	4
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#12	vampire pearl necklace	3
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#77	vial of The Glistening	10
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#48	vinyl ore	13
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#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#17	volcanic ash	539
#672	wad of dough	24
#563	wad of tofu	3
#280	walrus-tusk earring	4
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#75	war tongs	62
#435	warbear battery	2
#54	warbear bearserker mead	11
#15	warbear beeping telegram	52
#81	warbear blizzard mead	9
#56	warbear breakfast machine assembler	10
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
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#32	warbear feasting bread	23
#59	warbear foil hat	4
#23	warbear gyro	26
#141	warbear gyrocopter	7
#233	warbear helm fragment	14
#23	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	44
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#351	warbear robo-camouflage unit	2
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#12	warbear soda machine assembler	26
#185	warbear trouser fragment	30
#113	warbear whosit	2,059
#255	warm mushroom	7
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#65	wasabi pocky	3
#658	water pipe bomb	18
#184	water purification pills	5
#169	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
#126	wet stew	1
#181	whalebone corset	3
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
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#72	white class ring	202
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#936	white snake skin	2
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#88	white whip	1
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#26	willowy bonnet	2
#1869	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#6	wind-up meatcar	2,803
#579	windchimes	5
#206	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	269
#567	witty rapier	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#178	wolf mask	225
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#232	worthless knick-knack	41
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#13	wreath of laurels	35
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#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#451	wussiness potion	23
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#125	yam candy	2
#148	yellow brick road	9
#76	yellow gummi ingot	435
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#1443	yellow snowcone	9
#712	yeti fur	86
#7	yo	1,002
#367	yo-yo	87
#378	yohohoyo	4
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 251,488 items total!

what items are this player missing?