Museum :: j01041999

j01041999

Rank	Item	Quantity
#613	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	7
#576	30669 scroll	9
#641	33398 scroll	12
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#137	Alice's Army Guard	6
#149	Alice's Army Halberder	5
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#116	Alice's Army Lanceman	5
#153	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	5
#107	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#150	Alice's Army Ninja	5
#142	Alice's Army Nurse	6
#108	Alice's Army Page	10
#131	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	7
#113	Alice's Army Spearsman	10
#115	Alice's Army Swordsman	10
#127	Alice's Army Wallman	8
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#156	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#56	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	2
#49	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	4
#43	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	5
#49	Artist's Spatula of Despair	3
#64	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#360	BRICKO brick	35
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#82	BRICKO pearl	2
#79	BRICKO reactor	4
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#549	BURT	9
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#102	Battlie Light Saver	9
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#39	Bit O' Ectoplasm	91
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#196	C.H.U.M. chum	6
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#140	CSA cheerfulness ration	18
#181	CSA discount card	5
#305	CSA fire-starting kit	17
#112	CSA obedience grenade	38
#122	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	34
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#124	Camp Scout pup tent	18
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#106	Claybender glasses	4
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#78	Coily™	1
#92	Cold Hots candy	226
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#182	Cosmic Calorie	4
#1220	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#177	Crimbojito	1
#1136	Crimbuck	470
#3602	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#24	Dogsgotnonoz pills	15
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#35	Drac & Tan	6
#222	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	9
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#80	Duskwalker syringe	11
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	6
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#105	Enchanted Plunger	2
#114	Everlasting Deckswabber	5
#51	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#84	Flaskfull of Hollow	33
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#118	Fu Manchu Wax	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#125	GOTO	4
#153	Game Grid ticket	40
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#100	Gearhead Goo	5
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#89	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#401	Gnollish flyswatter	6
#227	Gnollish pie server	9
#330	Gnollish pie tin	10
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#947	Goodfella contract	2
#43	Grasshopper	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#11	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#46	Green Giant	3
#51	Green Muslin	1
#159	Gummi-DNA	8
#344	Gummi-Gnauga	7
#46	Hairpiece On Fire	2
#21	Hand in Glove	4
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#360	Hollandaise helmet	4
#38	Humanitini	4
#62	Hundred Headed IPA	3
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1199	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#55	Junk-Bond	3
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#643	Knob Goblin seltzer	5
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#110	Knob jelly donut	2
#320	Knob mushroom	21
#137	Knob nuts	5
#343	Knob pasty	1
#322	Knob sausage	12
#413	Knoll mushroom	22
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#617	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	21
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1392	Mad Train wine	7
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#73	Mark of the Bugbear	4
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#104	Mark of the Werewolf	2
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#14	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
#185	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
#33	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	2
#453	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	8
#24	Mer-kin begsign	6
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#21	Mer-kin bunwig	8
#33	Mer-kin cheatsheet	9
#89	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#47	Mer-kin dragbelt	2
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#84	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#26	Mer-kin mouthsoap	11
#44	Mer-kin pinkslip	5
#39	Mer-kin prayerbeads	16
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#76	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#34	Mer-kin sawdust	3
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#60	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#83	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#918	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#80	Milk Studs	172
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#121	Missing Eye Simulation Device	2
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#610	Mob Penguin cellular phone	29
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#435	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#193	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	7
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#212	Nuclear Blastball	2
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#629	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#51	Plague of Locusts	2
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#570	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#667	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#333	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#63	Rad Lib	11
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#59	Red Dwarf	2
#652	Red Rover BB gun	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#80	Russian Ice	3
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#47	Salsa de las Epocas	2
#38	Sazerorc	2
#147	Senior Mints	91
#43	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	2
#213	Shivering Chèvre	2
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#156	Skullery Maid's Knee	2
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#37	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#139	Smart Bone Dust	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#125	Space Tourist Phaser	4
#128	Space Tours Tripple	9
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#26	Suffering Sinner	5
#37	Sugar Cog	91
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#284	Supernova Champagne	16
#6	Swizzler	2,095
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#829	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#761	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
🥉	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	250
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#86	The Lost Glasses	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#102	The Ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#101	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	35
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#123	Tiger-lily's milk	18
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#214	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	6
#254	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#327	Tuesday's ruby	6
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#117	Ultracolor™ shirt	2
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#10	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	1
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#135	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	28
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#187	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	3
#135	Ye Olde Meade	4
#219	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#618	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#40	Zoodriver	4
#336	abandoned candy	1
#45	accordion file	2
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#235	actual reality goggles	1
#195	adder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#173	airblaster gun	2
#68	alarm accordion	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#417	all-purpose cleaner	8
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#87	ancient calendar fragment	3
#273	ancient frozen dinner	8
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#23	anemone sauce	20
#43	anger blaster	2
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#272	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#140	ant rake	3
#260	ant sickle	1
#877	anticheese	2
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#163	antique machete	2
#140	antique packet of ketchup	14
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#411	armgun	2
#105	artisanal limoncello	9
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#500	asbestos ore	11
#478	asbestos sword	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#147	attorney's badge	3
#124	autocalliope	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1548	baby killer bee	2
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2452	baconstone	1
#148	badge of authority	1
#213	bag of GORF	1
#223	bag of GORP	1
#21	bag of W&Ws	799
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#430	balaclava	1
#140	ball	50
#305	balloon helmet	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#413	banana peel	6
#119	banjo strings	3
#236	barbed-wire fence	27
#137	bargain flash powder	7
#91	baritone accordion	2
#606	baseball	4
#59	basic meat foon	1
#89	bat hat	1
#759	bat wing	5
#117	bat wing kabob	4
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#13	bazooka cozy	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#104	beer-battered accordion	2
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#127	beer-soaked mop	5
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#956	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#181	big bad voodoo mask	4
#164	big bass drum	9
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#577	big red clown nose	7
#476	big rock	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#701	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#282	bird rib	3
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#311	bite-me-red lipstick	54
#469	black & tan	2
#55	black BRICKO brick	2
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#694	black greaves	1
#267	black helmet	9
#390	black kettle drum	1
#639	black paisley oyster egg	8
#343	black pepper	5
#802	black plastic oyster egg	5
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#313	black sword	8
#692	black-and-blue light	15
#102	blackberry galoshes	2
#43	blammer	2
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#130	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	120
#1655	blood flower	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#475	blue paisley oyster egg	8
#1231	blue pixel	1
#655	blue plasma ball	20
#1033	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#840	blue polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#18	blunt cat claw	12
#56	blunt icepick	1
#20	boilgun	1
#133	bone abacus	2
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#230	bone chips	84
#213	bone collar	1
#428	bone flute	1
#85	book of matches	19
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#339	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#216	bottle of alcohol	17
#190	bottle of cooking sherry	10
#1330	bottle of gin	1
#32	bottle of melodramamine	7
#274	bottle of popskull	8
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#199	bottle of sake	4
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#280	boulder	3
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#246	bowling ball	1
#536	box	14
#16	box of Dweebs	1,021
#256	boxed champagne	4
#1335	boxed wine	1
#35	boxing-glove-in-a-box	2
#248	brainy skull	1
#92	brand new key	1
🥉	brass Dreadsylvanian flask	1
#120	brass gear	31
#159	breakfast mess	7
#2709	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#67	broken clock	1
#751	broken skull	10
#625	broken sword	1
#123	bronzed locust	24
#144	brown felt tophat	4
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#101	bubblewrap ore	29
#224	bubblin' crude	58
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#137	buckyball	44
#108	buffalo blade	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#4	bugbear purification pill	489
#47	bugged beanie	2
#90	bull blubber	6
#540	bum cheek	15
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#798	bunny liver	2
#374	buoybottoms	1
#54	bus pass	28
#78	butterfly knife	1
#135	cactus fruit	21
#106	calavera concertina	2
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#94	can of sardines	2
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#570	candied bolts	3
#557	candied nuts	3
#1963	candied yams	3
#1090	candy cane	31
#103	candy knife	1
#23	cane-mail pants	2
#12	cane-mail shirt	2
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#171	cardboard katana	3
#97	cardboard ore	27
#95	cardboard sword	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#141	carton of rotten eggs	26
#518	casino pass	4
#809	cast	5
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#123	cheap plastic blowgun	2
#15	cheap plastic kazoo	1
#722	cheap studded belt	4
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#413	chef's hat	19
#267	cherry	17
#137	cherry pie	6
#29	children of the candy corn	46
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#104	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	18
#55	chiptune guitar	1
#117	chisel	1
#64	chlorine crystal	3
#63	chocolate disco ball	28
#265	chocolate filthy lucre	17
#230	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#218	chocolate saucepan	1
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#591	chopsticks	3
#309	chorizo taco	12
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#426	chrome ore	11
#523	chrome sword	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#56	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#546	clockwork key	3
#101	clockwork pants	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#180	clove-flavored lip balm	1
#397	clown shoes	6
#816	clown skin	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3277	club necklace	1
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#98	clumsiness bark	12
#285	cocktail napkin	13
#241	cocktail onion	2
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#804	coconut shell	12
#56	coffee pixie stick	1
#351	coffin lid	3
#767	cog	12
#107	cold mashed potatoes	1
#624	cold ninja mask	2
#374	cold wad	1
#111	cold water bottle	4
#37	collapsible baton	2
#31	comb jelly	24
#15	complicated lock impression	2
#98	compressed air canister	1
#201	compression stocking	1
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#258	confusing LED clock	1
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥇	cool iron greaves	2
🥇	cool iron helmet	2
#71	cool jelly donut	1
#270	corn holder	4
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#6	cozy bazooka	1
#744	crazy little Turkish delight	4
#462	creamsicle	2
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#28	yellow matter custard	6
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#130	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	15
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#1112	yeti fur	19
#1655	yo-yo	5

Wow, that's 27,799 items total!

what items are this player missing?