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\nAge: 69
\nSuit: Heart

\n\nAl Chemist's parents firmly believed that a child's name determines his fate, so they named their bouncing baby boy Doctor Millionaire Wellhung. Imagine, if you can, their chagrin when the child pursued a career in hip-hop dance, after changing his name to the even less likely \"Al Chemist.\" Chemist spent years perfecting his hip-hop moves while creating and imbibing amazing cocktails to fuel his all-night dance parties.

As fate would have it, during one such party, he accidentally turned malt liquor and cognac into a dense meat stack, and from that point a new course for his life was set. He eventually signed on with Alice's Army as a potion-maker, using his alchemical prowess to transmute enemy combatants into sad, chunky puddles.","type","","itemclass","candiscard",true,"cantransfer","quest",false,"gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands","multiuse","sellvalue",5,"power",0,"quest2","mrstore","plural","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":17,"_18":56,"_20":57},230,{"_22":58,"_11":59,"_25":26,"_27":60,"_29":61,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":62,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":63,"_53":38,"_54":38},4979,"Alice's Army Bowman",120482809,"Name: Otto \"The Arrow\" Maddock
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Diamond\n

\nOtto Maddock began his career as a politician, using his keen eyes and precise nature to hurl verbal barbs at his opponents. After a failed bid to replace the Jack of Diamonds -- despite attempts to court the common man, few believed he was \"for the people,\" -- he took up archery instead.

Maddock soon learned that it's far more pleasurable to be the targeter than the targeted, and is now as deadly with an arrow as he once was with a devastating bon mot. Plus, since he's retired from public life, he doesn't have to bathe as frequently.",10,"Alice's Army Bowmen",{"_16":17,"_18":65,"_20":66},259,{"_22":67,"_11":68,"_25":26,"_27":69,"_29":70,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4970,"Alice's Army Guard",585472899,"Ed \"Ward\" Robe
\nAge: 18
\nSuit: Club

\nAs a child, Ed Robe spent all of his time reading, studying, and pondering the secrets of the universe. Thankfully, when he reached a certain age, his rapidly-developing muscles led him down a much more interesting career path: soaking damage for Alice's Army. He shudders to think how many flatulous books of philosophy he might have written without the distraction of being totally, thoroughly buff.

Still, there are times when he's being stabbed with a sword, or a spear, or a shuriken, that he dreams of the academic life. But you have to play the hand that you're dealt, and Ed's hand only had one card: himself.\n",{"_16":17,"_18":72,"_20":73},248,{"_22":74,"_11":75,"_25":26,"_27":76,"_29":77,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4969,"Alice's Army Halberder",816871582,"Name: Axe \"Me No Question\" Pike
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Spade

\nAxe Pike would never be mistaken for a tower of intellect, with his stilted English and vacant stare. But he's frequently correctly taken for a tower of cardstock holding a spear with an axe on the side (or an axe with a spear on the end), so his mental deficiencies can be overlooked. Moreover, as his nickname suggests, Pike is at his peak when following orders.

When he's off-duty, Pike can be found folding origami cranes. You might think that's an adorable, dainty hobby, but you haven't seen him do it with his fallen opponents.\n",{"_16":79,"_18":80,"_20":81},2,214,{"_22":82,"_11":83,"_25":26,"_27":84,"_29":85,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4976,"Alice's Army Mad Bomber",123218442,"Name: Manny \"Boom Boom\" Down
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Diamond\n

\nManny Down was the kind of kid you're always kind of surprised made it to adolescence with all of his fingers still attached. He made bottle rockets out of 5-gallon drums, lit entire chandeliers' worth of Roman Candles, and turned cherry bombs into bunker-busting watermelons. His guidance counselor noticed his tendency towards sadistic pyromania and suggested that Manny should become a dentist. Fortunately, Manny's replacement guidance counselor suggested a career as a demolitions expert in Alice's Army, and Manny took to that calling like a fish to sushi.

While it's an admirable trait to have unbridled enthusiasm for your work, if that work involves high explosives, an even more admirable trait would be the interest in discerning friend from foe from self. Sadly, that trait is one that Manny does not possess. For better or for worse, he's just here for the big bada boom.",{"_16":17,"_18":87,"_20":88},255,{"_22":89,"_11":90,"_25":26,"_27":91,"_29":92,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":93,"_53":38,"_54":38},4972,"Alice's Army Ninja",270094671,"Name: Lo \"Commotion\" Ping
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Spade\n

Lo Ping began his assassin career as a traditional ninja; that is, as a deadly assassin who dresses in civilian clothes so he won't be spotted, who kills quietly and leaves behind no evidence of foul play. While this made him very effective in the art of murder, he spent countless hours explaining to slow-witted victims and witnesses that yes, he was, in fact, totally a ninja. Frustrated, he started wearing black pajamas, shrieking battle cries, and throwing shuriken. Now his assassinations are garish and scattershot, but at least he never again will say, \"well, actually, the commonly accepted 'black pajama' uniform is a by-product of the way ninjas were portrayed in Japanese theatre. . .\" because seriously, nobody likes that guy.

As an act of revenge against magicians everywhere, this card spends his spare time figuring out how to throw human beings and make them stick halfway into a watermelon.","Alice's Army Ninjae",{"_16":17,"_18":95,"_20":96},258,{"_22":97,"_11":98,"_25":26,"_27":99,"_29":100,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4977,"Alice's Army Nurse",443218913,"Name: Linda \"Helping Hand\" Near
\nAge: 69
\nSuit: Heart \n

\nThere are three types of nurses in the world, or at least in the world of popular entertainment. First is the Buxom Blonde, or the Helloooo Nurse!, easily recognized by straining of her uniform about the sternum area. While her company is pleasant, her nursing skills usually end at applying a band-aid with a sympathetic pout. The second type is the Stern Sadist, or Wretched Ratched, a hatchet-faced woman with her hair coiled in a steel-gray bun. While she's a better nurse than the first, her company is never pleasant.

\nThankfully, Linda Near is of the third type, the Grandmotherly Nurturer. She can birth a baby and set a bone, all while catching you up on the gossip of the day and providing sage advice on your personal problems. Linda's nurse's training only has two weak points: 1) she still believes in castor oil as a cure for anything (even severed limbs) and 2) she insists you eat a piece of ribbon candy after every visit. ",{"_16":17,"_18":65,"_20":102},{"_22":103,"_11":104,"_25":26,"_27":105,"_29":106,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4974,"Alice's Army Page",355117500,"Name: Paige \"Intentionally Left Blank\" Squire
\nAge: 18
\nSuit: Club

\n\nTake a moment to pity poor Page Squire's father, Billy. He could never tell his daughter 'no,' and he always wanted the best for her, and on her 18th birthday she said she wanted to join Alice's Army. Mr. Squire reluctantly agreed that the army is the most gainful employment any card could hope to have.

All the same, he didn't want his wide-eyed innocent daughter to be exposed to the horrors of war. So as a condition of allowing her to enlist, Mr. Squire insisted that she focus her attention on helping the card soldier in front of her unless she was on the very front lines. Paige happily agreed, and has become known as the best soldier's helper in Alice's Army, all without ever learning what an army actually does. ",{"_16":79,"_18":108,"_20":109},216,{"_22":110,"_11":111,"_25":26,"_27":112,"_29":113,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_53":38,"_54":38},4975,"Alice's Army Shieldmaiden",303618798,"Name: Val \"Old Hick\" Curry
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Heart

\n\nDespite her rough and simple upbringing, Val Curry's heart grew to be as prodigious as the bosoms that perch atop it. Since childhood, she has been driven by the need to protect those placed in her care. Val initially tried to fill that need by babysitting, but found that the little tykes really didn't need that much protecting. The babies, especially, just sat like blobs, occasionally oozing fluids. She then tried to indulge her desire to protect her charges by putting them in danger herself, then saving them, and that is why she didn't remain a babysitter for long.

To truly indulge her desire to serve and protect, Val Curry joined Alice's Army, refusing all weaponry and instead carrying a shield to put in front of her fellow soldier. Here, she found her true calling, as well as a heretofore unexplored fetish for metal breastplates and soprano arias.\n",{"_16":17,"_18":115,"_20":116},251,{"_22":117,"_11":118,"_25":26,"_27":119,"_29":120,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":121,"_53":38,"_54":38},4968,"Alice's Army Spearsman",115802013,"Name: Pepper \"Spear\" Mint
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Heart\n

\nPepper Mint never intended to be a fighter. She never intended to pick up a big, long spear and stick it into people until they went \"AUUUGH,\" or some variant of the same. All she wanted was to make a pair, settle down, and raise her own full house. When the Jack of Clubs came calling, she went all in.

But the Jack turned out to be a Knave, and her straight path turned into a royal flush when he dumped her. So she turned to pole dancing, with a twist: she put a sharp point on the end of the pole, and used it to make anyone who crossed her path dance very energetically, messily, and briefly.","Alice's Army Spearsmen",{"_16":79,"_18":123,"_20":124},204,{"_22":125,"_11":126,"_25":26,"_27":127,"_29":128,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":129,"_53":38,"_54":38},4967,"Alice's Army Swordsman",842989556,"Name: Clay \"Make 'em Bleed Some\" Moore
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Spade\n

\nThose who have encountered Clay Moore and his deadly blade tend to either speak in hushed tones about the limbs they're now missing, or not to speak at all, because they're totally dead. If you think regular ol' paper cuts suck, you've never been cut by a paper card holding a big, sharp sword.\n

\nThere are some who snicker (at a safe distance) that Moore must be \"compensating for something\" with that giant sword. They tend to stop snickering when they learn that the sword was Moore's father's, and that his father died after being bent in half during a freak shuffling accident. ","Alice's Army Swordsmen",{"_16":79,"_18":131,"_20":132},207,{"_22":133,"_11":134,"_25":26,"_27":135,"_29":136,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":137,"_53":38,"_54":38},4971,"Alice's Army Wallman",174155198,"Name: Barry \"ARRRR\" Cade
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Heart

\n\nHow does one find out that one has a natural talent for surviving being shot in the stomach with a cannonball? You might ask Barry Cade, for he is one of the practitioners of that most unusual art. Cade began his career stopping cannonballs for pirates, but eventually gave up the sea to star in carnival sideshows, where he'd have less chance of getting bitten by a shark.

One tragic misunderstanding with a hungry Billy the Shark Boy later, he hung up his carnival spandex and joined Alice's Army.

Barry's hobbies include sit-ups, crunches, atomic crunches, leg-lifts, and coin-op video games.","Alice's Army Wallmen","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",16,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#214	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#204	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2