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\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Spade

\nCardinal Robin was a humble birdwatcher, just struggling to make a living on a birdwatcher's salary (which is no mean feat, considering birdwatching doesn't pay a salary), when he stumbled across a monastery deep within Wonderland and was mistaken for an acolyte. This clerical error radically changed the direction of Robin's life; he found that he was even better at prayers and blessings than he was at staring at things, and quickly rose through the ranks to become a fully-ordained Battle Cleric.

No matter how grievous the wound, nor how unrepentant the sinner, Cardinal Robin can invoke divine powers to cure both the heart and soul, and offers his access to the divine freely and with a cheerful heart. What's more, even when he is deep in his clerical duties, he always has one eye on every sparrow that falls. Y'know, in case anyone was keeping count for some reason.","type","","itemclass","candiscard",true,"cantransfer","quest",false,"gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands","multiuse","sellvalue",10,"power",0,"quest2","mrstore","plural","Alice's Army Clerix","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":17,"_18":57,"_20":58},231,{"_22":59,"_11":60,"_25":26,"_27":61,"_29":62,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_54":38,"_55":38},4982,"Alice's Army Coward",747881993,"Lily \"Ol' Yellow\" Liver
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Spade

\n\nOf the many brave soldiers in Alice's Army, Lily Liver is not numbered. In fact, the only reason he joined up in the first place was that he was 1) drunk, and 2) tired of people making fun of his first name. Having enlisted, Lily quickly determined that the safest place to be standing in a battle is -- well, nowhere near the battle, but barring that, nowhere near the front lines. So he's made a career out of running backwards. Say what you will, but it's been a pretty long career so far, so he might be onto something.

The other soldiers in Lily's platoon have contemplated telling him about the sniper, but figured that'd be needlessly cruel.",{"_16":17,"_18":64,"_20":65},259,{"_22":66,"_11":67,"_25":26,"_27":68,"_29":69,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":70,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_54":38,"_55":38},4970,"Alice's Army Guard",585472899,"Ed \"Ward\" Robe
\nAge: 18
\nSuit: Club

\nAs a child, Ed Robe spent all of his time reading, studying, and pondering the secrets of the universe. Thankfully, when he reached a certain age, his rapidly-developing muscles led him down a much more interesting career path: soaking damage for Alice's Army. He shudders to think how many flatulous books of philosophy he might have written without the distraction of being totally, thoroughly buff.

Still, there are times when he's being stabbed with a sword, or a spear, or a shuriken, that he dreams of the academic life. But you have to play the hand that you're dealt, and Ed's hand only had one card: himself.\n",5,{"_16":17,"_18":72,"_20":73},248,{"_22":74,"_11":75,"_25":26,"_27":76,"_29":77,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":70,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_54":38,"_55":38},4969,"Alice's Army Halberder",816871582,"Name: Axe \"Me No Question\" Pike
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Spade

\nAxe Pike would never be mistaken for a tower of intellect, with his stilted English and vacant stare. But he's frequently correctly taken for a tower of cardstock holding a spear with an axe on the side (or an axe with a spear on the end), so his mental deficiencies can be overlooked. Moreover, as his nickname suggests, Pike is at his peak when following orders.

When he's off-duty, Pike can be found folding origami cranes. You might think that's an adorable, dainty hobby, but you haven't seen him do it with his fallen opponents.\n",{"_16":17,"_18":79,"_20":80},212,{"_22":81,"_11":82,"_25":26,"_27":83,"_29":84,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":85,"_54":38,"_55":38},4978,"Alice's Army Hammerman",891184619,"Name: Jack \"Hammer\" Thyme
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Club\n

\nWhen a sword is too sharp and a spear is too subtle, only the venerable battle hammer will do. Such was the lesson young Jack Thyme learned when he first picked up a hammer and felt like it was an extension of -- well, not of his fists, exactly, but let's not delve too deeply into the particulars. Suffice to say, Jack was born to hammer.

His first attempt to join Alice's Army failed, though, because he chose a ball-peen hammer, and his fellow recruits were too busy sniggering about \"balls\" and \"peen\" to take him seriously. He considered quitting, but decided he was too legitimate to do so. So he switched to the sledgehammer, and let there be no doubt about it: you can't touch this. Er, 'this,' of course, being Jack's hammering skills. Proper.\n","Alice's Army Hammermen",{"_16":17,"_18":87,"_20":88},262,{"_22":89,"_11":90,"_25":26,"_27":91,"_29":92,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":70,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_54":38,"_55":38},4976,"Alice's Army Mad Bomber",123218442,"Name: Manny \"Boom Boom\" Down
\nAge: 23
\nSuit: Diamond\n

\nManny Down was the kind of kid you're always kind of surprised made it to adolescence with all of his fingers still attached. He made bottle rockets out of 5-gallon drums, lit entire chandeliers' worth of Roman Candles, and turned cherry bombs into bunker-busting watermelons. His guidance counselor noticed his tendency towards sadistic pyromania and suggested that Manny should become a dentist. Fortunately, Manny's replacement guidance counselor suggested a career as a demolitions expert in Alice's Army, and Manny took to that calling like a fish to sushi.

While it's an admirable trait to have unbridled enthusiasm for your work, if that work involves high explosives, an even more admirable trait would be the interest in discerning friend from foe from self. Sadly, that trait is one that Manny does not possess. For better or for worse, he's just here for the big bada boom.",{"_16":17,"_18":94,"_20":95},258,{"_22":96,"_11":97,"_25":26,"_27":98,"_29":99,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":70,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_54":38,"_55":38},4977,"Alice's Army Nurse",443218913,"Name: Linda \"Helping Hand\" Near
\nAge: 69
\nSuit: Heart \n

\nThere are three types of nurses in the world, or at least in the world of popular entertainment. First is the Buxom Blonde, or the Helloooo Nurse!, easily recognized by straining of her uniform about the sternum area. While her company is pleasant, her nursing skills usually end at applying a band-aid with a sympathetic pout. The second type is the Stern Sadist, or Wretched Ratched, a hatchet-faced woman with her hair coiled in a steel-gray bun. While she's a better nurse than the first, her company is never pleasant.

\nThankfully, Linda Near is of the third type, the Grandmotherly Nurturer. She can birth a baby and set a bone, all while catching you up on the gossip of the day and providing sage advice on your personal problems. Linda's nurse's training only has two weak points: 1) she still believes in castor oil as a cure for anything (even severed limbs) and 2) she insists you eat a piece of ribbon candy after every visit. ",{"_16":17,"_18":101,"_20":102},267,{"_22":103,"_11":104,"_25":26,"_27":105,"_29":106,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":70,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_54":38,"_55":38},4975,"Alice's Army Shieldmaiden",303618798,"Name: Val \"Old Hick\" Curry
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Heart

\n\nDespite her rough and simple upbringing, Val Curry's heart grew to be as prodigious as the bosoms that perch atop it. Since childhood, she has been driven by the need to protect those placed in her care. Val initially tried to fill that need by babysitting, but found that the little tykes really didn't need that much protecting. The babies, especially, just sat like blobs, occasionally oozing fluids. She then tried to indulge her desire to protect her charges by putting them in danger herself, then saving them, and that is why she didn't remain a babysitter for long.

To truly indulge her desire to serve and protect, Val Curry joined Alice's Army, refusing all weaponry and instead carrying a shield to put in front of her fellow soldier. Here, she found her true calling, as well as a heretofore unexplored fetish for metal breastplates and soprano arias.\n",{"_16":17,"_18":108,"_20":109},257,{"_22":110,"_11":111,"_25":26,"_27":112,"_29":113,"_31":32,"_33":32,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":38,"_39":38,"_40":38,"_41":38,"_42":38,"_43":38,"_44":17,"_45":38,"_46":70,"_48":49,"_50":38,"_51":38,"_52":114,"_54":38,"_55":38},4971,"Alice's Army Wallman",174155198,"Name: Barry \"ARRRR\" Cade
\nAge: 37
\nSuit: Heart

\n\nHow does one find out that one has a natural talent for surviving being shot in the stomach with a cannonball? You might ask Barry Cade, for he is one of the practitioners of that most unusual art. Cade began his career stopping cannonballs for pirates, but eventually gave up the sea to star in carnival sideshows, where he'd have less chance of getting bitten by a shark.

One tragic misunderstanding with a hungry Billy the Shark Boy later, he hung up his carnival spandex and joined Alice's Army.

Barry's hobbies include sit-ups, crunches, atomic crunches, leg-lifts, and coin-op video games.","Alice's Army Wallmen","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",9,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1