| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #147 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #29 | fudgecule | 70,371 |
| #191 | herb brownies | 182 |
| #45 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #80 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 13 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6161 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |