| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #250 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 7 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #147 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #29 | fudgecule | 70,371 |
| #191 | herb brownies | 182 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #79 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 13 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |