| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #311 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #80 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 33 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #23 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 2 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #875 | delicious salad | 25 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #42 | pocket lint (blue) | 1 |
| #42 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #155 | pretty flower | 2,295 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #121 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 3 |
| #94 | [2108]rock | 44 |
| #96 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |