| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #182 | BRICKO brick | 1,174 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #32 | Bettie page | 4 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #68 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Thrills | 2 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #290 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #40 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 3 |
| #42 | Crimbolex watch | 3 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #165 | Green Clover of Justice | 11 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #14 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty mitre | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #461 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #209 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #29 | antique Canadian lantern | 7 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #43 | balanced antler | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #809 | bananagate | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #164 | batskin belt | 7 |
| #546 | battered Crimbo Crate | 18 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #30 | beavermouth | 387 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #355 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | chalk chalice | 2 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | cherry bomb | 3 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| #362 | chunk of rock salt | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #6 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #314 | crystalline cheer | 147 |
| #450 | dense meat stack | 136 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #224 | eldritch effluvium | 65 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #331 | fake hand | 84 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #75 | grilled mooseflank | 37 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #5 | marble mariachi hat | 2 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #19 | mooseflank | 397 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #12 | muskox-skin cap | 11 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #9 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #36 | portable dam | 3 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #33 | pristine walrus tusk | 4 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #501 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
| #70 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #55 | thick walrus blubber | 156 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #38 | tiny bomb | 218 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #16 | yule pup | 8 |