| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #28 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 5 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #44 | Ancient Saucehelm | 24 |
| #60 | Angelhair Culottes | 12 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #564 | BURT | 7 |
| #61 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 12 |
| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #612 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #124 | Beach Buck | 24 |
| #115 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #55 | Bling of the New Wave | 13 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #337 | Bonerdagon necklace | 34 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #126 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 3 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #407 | Boss Bat britches | 35 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #286 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,185 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #212 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 2 |
| #321 | CSA fire-starting kit | 12 |
| #80 | Carpathian longsword | 12 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #23 | Clara's bell | 31 |
| #43 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 16 |
| #85 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 5 |
| #432 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #86 | Colander of Em-er'il | 15 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #83 | Cold Hots candy | 307 |
| #52 | Cold One | 47 |
| #4 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 7 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #101 | Cosmic Calorie | 282 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #822 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #387 | Crimbo Credit | 9 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #102 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 202 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #906 | Crimbuck | 810 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #42 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 4 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #104 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 15 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #6 | Dragonscale breastplate | 3 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 2 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #25 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #31 | Driplet | 6 |
| #226 | Drowsy Sword | 84 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #6 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #6 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 3 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #106 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 16 |
| #22 | El Vibrato restraints | 28 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #166 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
| #215 | Elf Guard MPC | 334 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #69 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #34 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 4 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #40 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 5 |
| #40 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 46 |
| #56 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 29 |
| #46 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 59 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #30 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 5 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #14 | Frosty's snowball sack | 3 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #73 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 36 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #4 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 3 |
| #78 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 11 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #74 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 11 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #39 | Glenn's golden dice | 3 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #29 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 26 |
| #27 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 24 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #126 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 3 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #22 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 52 |
| #4 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 1 |
| #12 | Guzzlrbuck | 276 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #127 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 2 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #21 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 17 |
| #329 | Iron Beta of Industry | 26 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #148 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 3 |
| #42 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 16 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #469 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #24 | LOV Enamorang | 19 |
| #48 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 2 |
| #73 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 16 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #36 | Lavalos's shell | 3 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #72 | Lederhosen of the Night | 16 |
| #5 | Lens of Hatred | 4 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #76 | Liam's mail | 10 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #72 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 214 |
| #699 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #190 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 51 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #6 | Master Thief's utility belt | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mayodiol | 136 |
| #6 | Mayoflex | 109 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 3 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #17 | Mayostat | 3 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #242 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 31 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #193 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #325 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 2 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #690 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 6 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #764 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #51 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 3 |
| #71 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 17 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #28 | Newman's Own Trousers | 24 |
| #577 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #98 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 11 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #58 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 3 |
| #24 | Pener's drumstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #72 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #23 | Red Roger's red right foot | 2 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #78 | Red Roger's reliquary | 10 |
| #651 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #23 | Saison du Lune | 10 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #14 | Sasqâ„¢ watch | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #93 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 17 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #78 | Senior Mints | 308 |
| #108 | Shield of Icy Fate | 4 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #138 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #9 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 1 |
| #45 | Spacegate Research | 80 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #85 | Spookyraven signet | 13 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 2 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #51 | Stephen's lab coat | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 3 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #152 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #6 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 3 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #77 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #11 | The Legendary Beat | 4 |
| #22 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #12 | The One Mood Ring | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 10 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #388 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #76 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #71 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 5 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #93 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 5 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #48 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 14 |
| #58 | Volcoino | 6 |
| #77 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 15 |
| 🥉 | Wal-Mart nametag | 3 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #72 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 700 |
| #34 | Wrecked Generator | 10 |
| #34 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 10 |
| #26 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 11 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #260 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #108 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #22 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #6 | anger blaster | 4 |
| 🥇 | annealed drippy orb | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #56 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #213 | arrowgram | 2 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #32 | asteroid belt | 2 |
| #34 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #10 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #170 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| 🥉 | bad vibroknife | 3 |
| #85 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #116 | badass belt | 215 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #390 | baggie of powdered sugar | 50 |
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| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #129 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #10 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| 🥉 | baneful bandolier | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #8 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #224 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
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| #62 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
| #66 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| #21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
| #188 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #5 | belt of Ogrekind | 3 |
| #17 | bewitching boots | 2 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| #7 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #189 | bit of clingfilm | 21 |
| #8 | bitter bowtie | 3 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #78 | black mana | 1 |
| #33 | black slime glob | 3 |
| #863 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #499 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #32 | body spradium | 32 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #549 | bottle of goofballs | 47 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #5 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 4 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #1058 | brick | 27 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #87 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #27 | bundle of firewood | 1 |
| #315 | bunny liver | 22 |
| #96 | burnt snowpants | 6 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #43 | can of mixed everything | 4 |
| #48 | can-you-dig-it? | 5 |
| #16 | candy dog collar | 1 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #49 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #41 | carnivorous potted plant | 3 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #736 | cheap studded belt | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #161 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #11 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #12 | cod cape | 5 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #50 | comfy pillow | 15 |
| #24 | compounded experience | 46 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #47 | cop dollar | 373 |
| #6 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #5 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| 🥉 | crystal belt buckle | 3 |
| #328 | crystalline cheer | 141 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #5 | cursed swash buckle | 1 |
| #4 | cursed tricorn hat | 1 |
| #111 | cyclops eyedrops | 7 |
| #618 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1204 | defective skull | 5 |
| #20 | demon makeup kit | 4 |
| #132 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #28 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 15 |
| #9 | detective roscoe | 3 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #81 | distention pill | 3 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #294 | donated candy | 23 |
| #326 | donated food | 18 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #26 | double-ice cap | 22 |
| #5 | doubt cannon | 4 |
| #53 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | dreadful glove | 3 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #4 | drippy diadem | 1 |
| #5 | drippy khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #11 | drippy staff | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #12 | drippy truncheon | 2 |
| #51 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #1285 | duct tape | 12 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1240 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch hammer | 2 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #111 | electric pants | 2 |
| #9 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #13 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #226 | empty agua de vida bottle | 917 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #130 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 481 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #99 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #34 | exploding cigar | 163 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #13 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #5 | fear condenser | 4 |
| #10 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #118 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #206 | festive sausage | 12 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #228 | figurine of a charred seal | 14 |
| #384 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #82 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 4 |
| #90 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 13 |
| #70 | figurine of a sleek seal | 29 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #146 | figurine of a stinking seal | 16 |
| #130 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 10 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #51 | finger cuffs | 3 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #55 | fishy wand | 2 |
| #5 | flagellate flagon | 1 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #644 | flavored foot massage oil | 14 |
| #102 | fleshy lump | 4 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #689 | foam dart | 8 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #29 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #66 | fried air | 53 |
| #60 | friendly cheez blob | 23 |
| #73 | frigid derringer | 23 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #144 | frost-rimed seal hide | 3 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #23 | frying brainpan | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #86 | fustulent seal grulch | 6 |
| #59 | fuzzy busby | 45 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #117 | fuzzy earmuffs | 26 |
| #156 | fuzzy montera | 19 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #46 | gatorskin umbrella | 11 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #41 | genie's bracers | 5 |
| #84 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #73 | ghost of a necklace | 87 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #453 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #55 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 17 |
| #18 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread gavel | 3 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #21 | gingerbread mask | 3 |
| #10 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #9 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #33 | glass of raw eggs | 19 |
| #7 | glass slipper | 10 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #527 | gold wedding ring | 6 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #143 | gooified animal matter | 17 |
| #119 | gooified mineral matter | 17 |
| #124 | gooified vegetable matter | 21 |
| 🥇 | gory drippy orb | 1 |
| #62 | government requisition form | 23 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #16 | grease cannon | 3 |
| #197 | green clay bead | 63 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #81 | green mana | 1 |
| #39 | green slime glob | 40 |
| #76 | grim fairy tale | 7 |
| #5 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #27 | groping claw | 3 |
| #989 | grue egg | 27 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #7 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #47 | guts necklace | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #28 | hand-carved bokken | 4 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #37 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #2055 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #66 | haunted bindle | 19 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #11 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #29 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #48 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #8 | hemlock helm | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #192 | holiday cheese log | 11 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| 🥈 | hot clusterbomb | 10 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #18 | hothammer | 3 |
| 🥇 | house-sized mushroom | 17 |
| #98 | hyperinflated seal lung | 5 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | industrial frosting | 11 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #27 | ingot of seal-iron | 22 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #9 | insulting hat | 1 |
| #54 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #15 | kelp-holly gun | 2 |
| #149 | killing jar | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #30 | labrador cookie | 3 |
| #6 | lava balaclava | 1 |
| 🥉 | lavalarva | 3 |
| #71 | lawn dart | 7 |
| #45 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #6 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 3 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #25 | little deuce cape | 4 |
| #23 | little red book | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #29 | love | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #40 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| 🥈 | lustrous drippy orb | 1 |
| #119 | macaroni duck | 13 |
| #278 | magical mystery juice | 37 |
| #47 | magical sausage | 20 |
| #27 | magical sausage casing | 342 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #15 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #153 | memory of a C | 8 |
| #116 | memory of a G | 12 |
| #82 | memory of a T | 15 |
| #98 | memory of an A | 13 |
| #147 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 8 |
| #5 | mercenary pistol | 3 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #5 | messenger bag RNA | 1 |
| #28 | meteorb | 2 |
| #31 | meteorite guard | 2 |
| #33 | meteortarboard | 3 |
| #48 | meteorthopedic shoes | 7 |
| #70 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #17 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #66 | moist sailor's cap | 3 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #703 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
| #26 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #12 | murderbot whip | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #41 | mutant arm | 3 |
| #9 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #282 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 5 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #106 | negotiatin' hammer | 2 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #13 | noir fedora | 1 |
| #8 | norwhal helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #6 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 3 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #18 | numberwang | 1 |
| #346 | obsidian dagger | 47 |
| #11 | octolus-skin cloak | 1 |
| #92 | odd silver coin | 3 |
| #7 | offensive moustache | 1 |
| #37 | old ball and chain | 1 |
| #77 | old candy wrapper | 2 |
| #21 | old dry bone | 3 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #153 | old school flying disc | 3 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #77 | old sweatpants | 883 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #54 | orange slime glob | 1 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #132 | ornate picture frame | 17 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #18 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #49 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #274 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #570 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #257 | peppermint tailings | 44 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #109 | percent sign | 4 |
| #15 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #693 | personal massager | 2 |
| #791 | personalized coffee mug | 14 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #38 | pig-iron shinguards | 4 |
| #181 | pile of useless robot parts | 5 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #123 | ping-pong ball | 35 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #172 | pink clay bead | 122 |
| #21 | pint of sweat | 50 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #10 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #190 | pool torpedo | 2 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
| #208 | prismatic wad | 12 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #113 | protection stick | 3 |
| #106 | psychic's amulet | 5 |
| #97 | psychic's circlet | 9 |
| #106 | psychic's crystal ball | 4 |
| #88 | psychic's pslacks | 11 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #37 | punch-drunk punch | 21 |
| #156 | purple clay bead | 30 |
| #4 | purpleheart "pants" | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #8 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 2 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #138 | radium-flavored potato chips | 495 |
| #8 | ratskin pajama pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | recovered cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #495 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #161 | reflection of a map | 3 |
| #11 | regret hose | 3 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #31 | remorseless knife | 3 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #15 | replica bat-oomerang | 167 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #57 | rhinestone | 239 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #65 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #16 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #1232 | roll of toilet paper | 27 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #100 | rusty chain necklace | 33 |
| #79 | rusty compass | 2 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #6 | sardine can key | 1 |
| #91 | sawblade shield | 39 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #121 | seal lube | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #91 | seal-blubber candle | 59 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #73 | sealhide snare | 14 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #44 | severed flipper | 5 |
| #109 | sewer wad | 30 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #50 | shadow stick | 2 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #12 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #30 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #580 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #51 | silent beret | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #27 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #47 | single atom | 303 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #81 | sizzling seal fat | 5 |
| #328 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #7 | slime-covered club | 3 |
| #22 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #13 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #11 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #4 | slime-covered necklace | 4 |
| #14 | slime-covered shovel | 2 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #12 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 10 |
| #83 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
| #72 | smoldering bagel punch | 13 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #40 | snake skin | 16 |
| #8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #17 | snow machine | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #38 | snowstick | 2 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #16 | sour ball and chain | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #37 | spaghetti breakfast | 334 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #17 | spant spear | 3 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #44 | spearfish fishing spear | 1 |
| #80 | spectre scepter | 233 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #108 | sponge cake | 7 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
| #78 | sprinkles | 526 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #534 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #504 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #80 | standards and practices guide | 13 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #735 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 4 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #5 | stinky fannypack | 3 |
| #278 | stone frisbee | 6 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #152 | stray chihuahua | 15 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1499 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
| #1910 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #6979 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6848 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #700 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 9 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2206 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #530 | stuffed martini | 16 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1647 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1654 | stuffed monocle | 20 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1409 | stuffed teddy butler | 27 |
| #1485 | stuffed tin of caviar | 24 |
| #2410 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #195 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #122 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #59 | sugar shield | 24 |
| #87 | sugar shirt | 2 |
| #41 | sugar shorts | 22 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #19 | suspicious-looking fedora | 4 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #92 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #47 | tainted seal's blood | 10 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #6 | the Archwizard's briefs | 3 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #5 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 3 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #97 | tie-dyed fannypack | 2 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2057 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6122 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6233 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #230 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 5 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6185 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #51 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #50 | transparent pants | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #15 | trench coat | 1 |
| #4 | trench lighter | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #139 | trout fang | 1 |
| #319 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #69 | twinkly nuggets | 1,032 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #1314 | unstable DNA | 23 |
| #186 | untamable turtle | 10 |
| #127 | unusual disco ball | 13 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #52 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| #77 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 106 |
| #52 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #55 | void burger | 12 |
| #50 | void lager | 19 |
| #38 | waders | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #96 | wand of pigification | 9 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #209 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #26 | warm fur | 3 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #43 | water-polo cap | 7 |
| #32 | water-polo mitt | 4 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #4 | western-style skinning knife | 3 |
| #160 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #9 | white Dreadsylvanian | 2 |
| #27 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #630 | white class ring | 8 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #64 | white snakeskin duster | 2 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #122 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 498 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |
| #119 | wrench bracelet | 29 |
| #43 | wriggling worm | 146 |
| #35 | wristwatch of the white knight | 2 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #253 | wumpus hair | 6 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #114 | yule hatchet | 3 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |