| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #24 | "KICK ME" sign | 134 |
| #169 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 7 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Adventurer bobblehead | 5 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #43 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 3 |
| #48 | Amulet of Yendor | 350 |
| #327 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #51 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 9 |
| #56 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 98 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #125 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 9 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #733 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
| #1042 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Brogre bucket hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #43 | Carpathian longsword | 54 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #39 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #548 | Chroner | 2 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #173 | Colander of Em-er'il | 10 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 140 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1845 | Crimbuck | 66 |
| #10 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 21 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #239 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #65 | Elder Turtle Shell | 17 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #10 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 18 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #61 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #141 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #118 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 8 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #236 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #86 | Groll doll | 5 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #12 | Jack-in-the-box | 173 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #267 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 71 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #27 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 142 |
| #27 | LCD game: Food Eater | 129 |
| #22 | LCD game: Garbage River | 181 |
| #34 | LOV Elephant | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #8 | Lavalos's shell | 9 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #47 | Liam's mail | 33 |
| #247 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 98 |
| #52 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,114 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #30 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 220 |
| #21 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 7 |
| #59 | Microplushie: Bropane | 170 |
| #67 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 56 |
| #67 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 74 |
| #72 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 34 |
| #72 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 121 |
| #69 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 176 |
| #95 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 14 |
| #95 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 72 |
| #77 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 187 |
| #56 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 117 |
| #63 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 145 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #9 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 15 |
| #38 | Mr. Haggis | 106 |
| #37 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 79 |
| #63 | My First Art of War | 11 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #9 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 19 |
| #7 | Pener's drumstick | 16 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #28 | Pokëmann band-aid | 147 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #13 | Red Rover BB gun | 170 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #151 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 13 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #39 | Spookyraven signet | 77 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #34 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #61 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 5 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #65 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 98 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 10 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 6 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 8 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 12 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 10 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 9 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #312 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 8 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #9 | UV monocular | 8 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #24 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 105 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #14 | Van der Graaf helmet | 19 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #166 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 16 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #50 | actual reality goggles | 100 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #38 | airblaster gun | 179 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #31 | asteroid belt | 2 |
| #67 | badass belt | 276 |
| #76 | bag of airline peanuts | 274 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | batskin belt | 62 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #41 | bauxite beret | 11 |
| #42 | bauxite bow-tie | 8 |
| #51 | bauxite boxers | 6 |
| #18 | bejeweled cufflinks | 116 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #5 | bit of clingfilm | 170 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #85 | black candy heart | 163 |
| #41 | black slime glob | 2 |
| #48 | black-and-blue light | 1,121 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #50 | blue plasma ball | 1,118 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #10 | brazen bracelet | 3 |
| #145 | brick | 239 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #57 | buffalo dime | 5 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #26 | burnt snowpants | 103 |
| #33 | cap gun | 90 |
| #40 | cheap studded belt | 1,217 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #87 | cheer extractor | 5 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #85 | clown hammer | 257 |
| #120 | club necklace | 36 |
| #61 | confiscated cell phone | 12 |
| #59 | confiscated comic book | 19 |
| #52 | confiscated love note | 15 |
| #29 | confusing LED clock | 370 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #45 | correction fluid | 55 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #38 | cymbal syrup | 328 |
| #53 | defective skull | 360 |
| #30 | designer handbag | 43 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #25 | diamond necklace | 110 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #936 | duct tape | 23 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #97 | easter egg balloon | 129 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #6 | electric crutch | 32 |
| #474 | empty agua de vida bottle | 343 |
| #38 | encoder ring | 389 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #84 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 290 |
| #71 | fake fake vomit | 338 |
| #827 | fake hand | 25 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #24 | fancy opera glasses | 96 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #6 | fiberglass fetish | 2 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #143 | filthy lucre | 186 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #104 | flavored foot massage oil | 556 |
| #48 | fleshy lump | 40 |
| #211 | foam dart | 263 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #50 | frigid derringer | 53 |
| #116 | fuzzy busby | 28 |
| #94 | fuzzy dice | 25 |
| #54 | fuzzy earmuffs | 53 |
| #71 | fuzzy montera | 39 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #19 | garish pinky ring | 109 |
| #50 | gearbox necklace | 13 |
| #26 | giant clay ashtray | 20 |
| #22 | giant designer sunglasses | 110 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread gavel | 2 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #19 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 168 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #172 | green glowstick | 9 |
| #14 | green slime glob | 170 |
| #33 | haggis socks | 199 |
| #29 | haggis-infused soap | 367 |
| #40 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 195 |
| #24 | hand-carved bokken | 5 |
| #5 | hand-carved bow | 5 |
| #4 | hand-carved staff | 10 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #71 | handful of confetti | 287 |
| #53 | haunted bindle | 32 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #19 | heart necklace | 142 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #155 | hobo nickel | 1,922 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #93 | home robotics kit | 20 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #60 | jazz soap | 339 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #407 | joybuzzer | 76 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #7 | little deuce cape | 20 |
| #7 | love | 20 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #390 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 77 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #493 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #42 | magicberry tablets | 212 |
| #31 | magnetic sculpture kit | 104 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #30 | meteorite guard | 2 |
| #32 | meteortarboard | 3 |
| #55 | meteorthopedic shoes | 5 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #12 | molten medallion | 2 |
| #6 | monster pants | 68 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #39 | mood ring | 341 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #14 | musty moccasins | 2 |
| #41 | mutant arm | 3 |
| #10 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #119 | obsidian dagger | 92 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #35 | old school calculator watch | 188 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #31 | orange leather lanyard | 23 |
| #19 | orange slime glob | 169 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #19 | peanut brittle shield | 168 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #46 | personal massager | 754 |
| #43 | personalized coffee mug | 1,252 |
| #43 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 407 |
| #60 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 327 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #28 | pig-iron helm | 5 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #15 | pin-stripe slacks | 30 |
| #39 | plastic nightmare troll | 11 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #4 | porcelain pelerine | 2 |
| #6 | porcelain pepper mill | 4 |
| #8 | porcelain phantom mask | 2 |
| #5 | porcelain plus-fours | 2 |
| #4 | porcelain police baton | 3 |
| 🥇 | porcelain porkpie | 9 |
| #23 | portable cassette player | 177 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #6 | red-and-green sweater | 183 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #250 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #24 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 116 |
| #25 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 115 |
| #20 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 122 |
| #19 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 135 |
| #38 | rubber band gun | 11 |
| #67 | rubber emo roe | 342 |
| #47 | rubber spider | 18 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | shock belt | 80 |
| #33 | shooting morning star | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #29 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 62 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | slime fedora | 2 |
| 🥉 | slime knuckles | 2 |
| 🥉 | slime waders | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #50 | smoldering bagel punch | 32 |
| #24 | snake skin | 87 |
| #9 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #29 | spade necklace | 121 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #10 | spant backplate | 2 |
| #6 | spant shield | 3 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #22 | spant spear | 2 |
| #8 | spants | 2 |
| #42 | spectre scepter | 308 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #101 | stainless steel scarf | 20 |
| #9 | stainless steel shillelagh | 45 |
| #30 | stainless steel skullcap | 23 |
| #88 | stainless steel slacks | 18 |
| #13 | stainless steel solitaire | 36 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #33 | standards and practices guide | 97 |
| #32 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1,262 |
| #30 | sticky hand whip | 87 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #28 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 639 |
| #31 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 579 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #32 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 542 |
| #33 | stuffed Meat | 650 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #521 | stuffed alien blob | 12 |
| #53 | stuffed angry cow | 461 |
| #31 | stuffed astral badger | 755 |
| #48 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 605 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #34 | stuffed cocoabo | 672 |
| #36 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 205 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #37 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 638 |
| #43 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 615 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1417 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #29 | stuffed hand turkey | 737 |
| #59 | stuffed key | 498 |
| #40 | stuffed martini | 193 |
| #31 | stuffed mind flayer | 694 |
| #36 | stuffed mink | 634 |
| #29 | stuffed monocle | 646 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #33 | stuffed scary death orb | 666 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #42 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 586 |
| #29 | stuffed snowy owl | 690 |
| #42 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 571 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed stab bat | 3 |
| #33 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 566 |
| #30 | stuffed teddy butler | 599 |
| #32 | stuffed tin of caviar | 621 |
| #48 | stuffed treasure chest | 533 |
| #36 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 586 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #18 | suspicious-looking fedora | 5 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| 🥇 | terra cotta tie tack | 2 |
| 🥈 | terra cotta tongs | 2 |
| #6 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| 🥇 | terra cotta trousers | 3 |
| 🥇 | terra cotta truss | 4 |
| #32 | the finger | 3 |
| #41 | tie-dyed fannypack | 18 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #66 | tiny black hole | 3 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #16 | toy sixgun | 9 |
| #162 | untamable turtle | 11 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #387 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #56 | whoopie cushion | 365 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #51 | wind-up chattering teeth | 420 |
| #60 | woven baling wire bracelets | 12 |
| #198 | wrench bracelet | 18 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #6 | wrought-iron wig | 2 |
| #5 | wrought-iron winch crank | 2 |
| #200 | wumpus hair | 9 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #53 | x-ray specs | 350 |
| #92 | yellow snowcone | 270 |