Museum :: Durf

Durf

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#25	"KICK ME" sign	134
#168	37x37x37 puzzle cube	7
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#38	Adventurer bobblehead	5
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#44	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#50	Amulet of Yendor	350
#333	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#51	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	9
#57	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	98
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#125	Bash-Ōs boxtop	9
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#218	Bling of the New Wave	6
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#735	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#469	Boss Bat bling	7
#1045	Boss Bat britches	12
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
🥈	Brogre bucket hat	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#41	Carpathian longsword	54
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#539	Chroner	2
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#523	Codpiece of the Goblin King	15
#175	Colander of Em-er'il	10
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#15	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	140
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1846	Crimbuck	66
#10	Daisy's unclean bloomers	21
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#241	Disco 'Fro Pick	10
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#325	El Sombrero De Lopez	7
#66	Elder Turtle Shell	17
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#10	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	18
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#62	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#238	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	10
#85	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#87	Groll doll	5
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#11	Jack-in-the-box	173
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#268	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	71
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#28	LCD game: Burger Belt	142
#29	LCD game: Food Eater	129
#23	LCD game: Garbage River	181
#34	LOV Elephant	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#415	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#8	Lavalos's shell	9
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#45	Liam's mail	33
#252	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	98
#54	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,114
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#30	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	220
#21	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	7
#60	Microplushie: Bropane	170
#68	Microplushie: Dorkonide	56
#71	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	74
#74	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	34
#73	Microplushie: Gothochondria	121
#70	Microplushie: Hippylase	176
#96	Microplushie: Hipsterine	14
#98	Microplushie: Hobomosome	72
#80	Microplushie: Otakulone	187
#59	Microplushie: Raverdrine	117
#64	Microplushie: Sororitrate	145
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#10	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	15
#40	Mr. Haggis	106
#35	Mr. Screege's spectacles	79
#67	My First Art of War	11
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#137	Order of the Silver Wossname	5
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#9	Pecos Dave's sixgun	19
#8	Pener's drumstick	16
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#28	Pokëmann band-aid	147
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#14	Red Rover BB gun	170
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#152	Scalp of Gorgolok	13
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#194	Shield of Icy Fate	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#21	Source shades	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#36	Spookyraven signet	77
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#34	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	3
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#59	Telltale™ rubber heart	5
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
🥈	The Crown of Ed the Undying	1
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#37	The Emperor's new pants	2
#83	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#29	The One Mood Ring	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#65	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	98
#6	Third Eye	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#562	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#79	Thwaitgold ant statuette	9
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#157	Thwaitgold bug statuette	10
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#85	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	8
#213	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	6
#96	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	6
#210	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	16
#1030	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#34	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	8
#598	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#58	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	12
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#461	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	3
#21	Thwaitgold moth statuette	10
#104	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#340	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	12
#123	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	9
#792	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#314	Thwaitgold spider statuette	10
#1949	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1039	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#85	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	8
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#9	UV monocular	8
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#22	Unfortunato's foolscap	105
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#14	Van der Graaf helmet	19
#216	Volartta's bellbottoms	6
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#166	Yellow Moon of Compassion	16
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#51	actual reality goggles	100
#378	adorable seal larva	7
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#39	airblaster gun	179
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#71	anger blaster	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#32	asteroid belt	2
#69	badass belt	276
#77	bag of airline peanuts	274
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#10	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#24	batskin belt	62
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#40	bauxite beret	11
#41	bauxite bow-tie	8
#50	bauxite boxers	6
#18	bejeweled cufflinks	116
#44	bewitching boots	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#5	bit of clingfilm	170
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#86	black candy heart	163
#40	black slime glob	2
#50	black-and-blue light	1,121
#472	blue glowstick	3
#50	blue plasma ball	1,118
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#10	brazen bracelet	3
#145	brick	239
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#60	buffalo dime	5
#57	bugbear detector	2
#23	burnt snowpants	103
#34	cap gun	90
#42	cheap studded belt	1,217
#698	cheap toaster	3
#87	cheer extractor	5
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#85	clown hammer	257
#119	club necklace	36
#60	confiscated cell phone	12
#59	confiscated comic book	19
#52	confiscated love note	15
#31	confusing LED clock	370
🥉	control crystal	1
#45	correction fluid	55
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#687	crystalline cheer	1
#42	cymbal syrup	328
#56	defective skull	360
#30	designer handbag	43
#16	detective roscoe	1
#24	diamond necklace	110
#68	doubt cannon	1
#940	duct tape	23
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#97	easter egg balloon	129
#133	eggman noodles	1
#6	electric crutch	32
#476	empty agua de vida bottle	343
#41	encoder ring	389
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#85	explosion-flavored chewing gum	290
#73	fake fake vomit	338
#825	fake hand	25
#14	fancy black tie	1
#25	fancy opera glasses	96
🥇	fancy party pants	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#62	fear condenser	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#10	fiberglass fannypack	1
#15	fiberglass fedora	1
#6	fiberglass fetish	2
#13	fiberglass fingerguard	1
#12	fiberglass foil	1
#12	fiberglass frock	1
#145	filthy lucre	186
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#104	flavored foot massage oil	556
#45	fleshy lump	40
#209	foam dart	263
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#409	friendly cheez blob	6
#48	frigid derringer	53
#115	fuzzy busby	28
#94	fuzzy dice	25
#55	fuzzy earmuffs	53
#70	fuzzy montera	39
#8	gabardine gaiters	1
#11	gabardine garibaldi	1
#9	gabardine garland	1
#10	gabardine girdle	1
#7	gabardine gloves	1
#12	gabardine gunnysack	1
#20	garish pinky ring	109
#50	gearbox necklace	13
#26	giant clay ashtray	20
#22	giant designer sunglasses	110
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#46	gingerbread gavel	2
#14	gingerbread waistcoat	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#19	glow-in-the-dark necklace	168
🥇	government-issued eyeshade	1
🥇	government-issued necktie	1
🥇	government-issued slacks	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#172	green glowstick	9
#14	green slime glob	170
#34	haggis socks	199
#29	haggis-infused soap	367
#40	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	195
#24	hand-carved bokken	5
#5	hand-carved bow	5
#4	hand-carved staff	10
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#76	handful of confetti	287
#51	haunted bindle	32
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#19	heart necklace	142
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#53	high-temperature mining drill	1
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#154	hobo nickel	1,922
#27	hobo stogie	1
#94	home robotics kit	20
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#11	isotophat	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#63	jazz soap	339
#41	jingle bell	1
#407	joybuzzer	76
🥇	kill screen	1
#8	little deuce cape	20
#8	love	20
#391	macaroni duck	6
#392	magical ice cube with a fly in it	77
#664	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#612	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#428	magical pony: Rosey Cake	3
#490	magical pony: Shutterfly	2
#503	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	2
#42	magicberry tablets	212
#31	magnetic sculpture kit	104
#7	marble maebari	1
#7	marble magnet	1
#6	marble mantle	1
#14	marble mariachi hat	1
#9	marble medallion	1
#9	marble mignonette bowl	1
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#31	meteorite guard	2
#33	meteortarboard	3
#54	meteorthopedic shoes	5
#19	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#85	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#95	miming shirt	1
#12	molten medallion	2
#6	monster pants	68
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#42	mood ring	341
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#14	musty moccasins	2
#41	mutant arm	3
#10	mutant crown	1
#14	mutant legs	1
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#119	obsidian dagger	92
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#36	old school calculator watch	188
#28	old soft shoes	1
#31	orange leather lanyard	23
#19	orange slime glob	169
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
🥈	over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	1
🥇	packet of dragon's teeth	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
🥇	packet of tall grass seeds	1
🥇	packet of thanksgarden seeds	1
🥇	packet of winter seeds	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#7	paraffin palazzos	1
#7	paraffin pendant	1
#8	paraffin pith helmet	1
#9	paraffin poncho	1
#9	paraffin pseudoaccordion	1
#7	paraffin punching bag	1
🥇	party crasher	1
#18	peanut brittle shield	168
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#47	personal massager	754
#46	personalized coffee mug	1,252
#45	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	407
#62	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	327
#54	pig-iron bracers	3
#28	pig-iron helm	5
#64	pig-iron shinguards	3
#15	pin-stripe slacks	30
#38	plastic nightmare troll	11
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#15	polyester pad	1
#14	polyester panama hat	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#14	polyester pettipants	1
#13	polyester pulsera	1
#4	porcelain pelerine	2
#5	porcelain pepper mill	4
#8	porcelain phantom mask	2
#5	porcelain plus-fours	2
#4	porcelain police baton	3
🥇	porcelain porkpie	9
#23	portable cassette player	177
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#5	red-and-green sweater	183
#62	regret hose	1
#252	rib of the Bonerdagon	7
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#24	rubber WWBD? bracelet	116
#25	rubber WWJD? bracelet	115
#20	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	122
#19	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	135
#38	rubber band gun	11
#69	rubber emo roe	342
#47	rubber spider	18
🥇	rxr shield	1
🥇	seal medal	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
🥈	shock belt	80
#33	shooting morning star	2
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#30	skull of the Bonerdagon	62
#420	sleeping wereturtle	1
🥉	slime fedora	2
🥉	slime knuckles	2
🥉	slime waders	2
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#48	smoldering bagel punch	32
#23	snake skin	87
#8	snakeskin cowboy hat	1
#6	snakeskin jacket	1
#5	snakeskin thighboots	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#28	spade necklace	121
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#10	spant backplate	2
#7	spant shield	3
#12	spant shoulderpads	1
#22	spant spear	2
#8	spants	2
#44	spectre scepter	308
🥈	spirit bell	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#101	stainless steel scarf	20
#9	stainless steel shillelagh	45
#31	stainless steel skullcap	23
#87	stainless steel slacks	18
#13	stainless steel solitaire	36
#309	stainless steel suspenders	12
#31	standards and practices guide	97
#33	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1,262
#31	sticky hand whip	87
🥇	stop shield	1
#654	stray chihuahua	4
#28	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	639
#33	stuffed Cheshire bitten	579
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#33	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	542
#34	stuffed Meat	650
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#521	stuffed alien blob	12
#54	stuffed angry cow	461
#32	stuffed astral badger	755
#48	stuffed baby gravy fairy	605
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#35	stuffed cocoabo	672
#39	stuffed crazy bastard sword	205
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#2012	stuffed doppelshifter	3
#37	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	638
#43	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	615
#499	stuffed ghuol whelp	2
#1416	stuffed gray blob	9
#31	stuffed hand turkey	737
#63	stuffed key	498
#41	stuffed martini	193
#32	stuffed mind flayer	694
#37	stuffed mink	634
#30	stuffed monocle	646
#942	stuffed ninja snowman	3
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#34	stuffed scary death orb	666
#2086	stuffed shoulder parrot	8
#42	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	586
#30	stuffed snowy owl	690
#42	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	571
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#99	stuffed stab bat	3
#33	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	566
#31	stuffed teddy butler	599
#35	stuffed tin of caviar	621
#49	stuffed treasure chest	533
#37	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	586
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1401	stuffing	5
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#18	suspicious-looking fedora	5
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#4	terra cotta tambourine	1
🥇	terra cotta tie tack	2
🥈	terra cotta tongs	2
#5	terra cotta train	1
🥇	terra cotta trousers	3
🥇	terra cotta truss	4
#32	the finger	3
#41	tie-dyed fannypack	18
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#67	tiny black hole	3
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#35	topiary tights	1
#13	toxic mop	1
#17	toy sixgun	9
#163	untamable turtle	11
#452	unusual disco ball	6
#388	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	25
#51	very large caltrop	1
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#60	whoopie cushion	365
#10	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#53	wind-up chattering teeth	420
#60	woven baling wire bracelets	12
#198	wrench bracelet	18
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#6	wrought-iron wig	2
#5	wrought-iron winch crank	2
#202	wumpus hair	9
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#56	x-ray specs	350
#94	yellow snowcone	270

Wow, that's 44,544 items total!

what items are this player missing?