txranger

RankItemQuantity
🥇 Franken Stein1
#42"caramel" orange56
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#63Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes2
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#311BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt3
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#899BGE shotglass6
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#38BOOtonniere2
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#55BRICKO reactor10
#61BRICKO sword1
#350BURT70
#50Baja sopapilla9
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#612Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#53Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher1
#209Belt of Howling Anger1
#30Bettie page5
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#44Boltsmann ID badge1
#540Bonerdagon necklace21
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
#39Boss Bat britches151
#15Boxing Day Pass49
#24Brand of Violence1
#16Brandonian footlocker key111
#1742Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#17Bustle Hustler24
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#131CRIMBCO mug115
#582CRIMBCO scrip315
#483CRIMBCO wine16
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#195Cheer-Up soda1
#119Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#176Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#93Clara's bell3
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#215Cloak of Dire Shadows1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#19Cold Stone of Hatred1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#7Congressional Medal of Insanity1
#399Copper Alpha of Sincerity6
#140Cosmic Calorie19
#83Covert Ops for Kids1
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#134Crimbeau de toilette1
#673Crimbo Credit1
#30Crimbo candle10
#88Crimbo crystal shards2
#53Crimbo dinner15
#77Crimbo food scraps110
#144Crimbo salad6
🥈Crimbo smile1
#17Crimbo stockings1
#72Crimbo train emergency brake60
#17Crimbo training manual1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#228Crimbonium fuel rod6
#71Crimbosmopolitan12
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#41Crimbuccaneer captain's purse17
#58Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#108Crimbuccaneer flotsam100
#51Crimbuccaneer invasion map2
#60Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#73Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#141Crimbuccaneer piece of 1261
#135Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso3
#47Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#129Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#84Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#64Crimbuccaneer tricorn2
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#106Crimbuccaneer whale oil3
#98Crimbuck5,079
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#102Daisy's unclean bloomers1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#8Dinsey Whinskey20
#13Dinsey's brain1
#14Dinsey's glove1
#15Dinsey's oculus1
#14Dinsey's pants1
#9Dinsey's pizza cutter1
#12Dinsey's radar dish1
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#27Dragonscale breastplate1
#17Drapes-You-Regally1
#9Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge1
#13Dreadsylvanian clockwork key1
#4Drunkula's bell1
#23Drunkula's cape1
#7Drunkula's ring of haze1
#28Drunkula's silky pants1
#8Drunkula's wineglass1
#28Duke Vampire's regal cloak1
#53Dust bunny109
#51Easter eggnog1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#60El Vibrato drone2
#10El Vibrato energy spear2
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#72El Vibrato restraints3
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#32Eldritch snap3
#26Elf Army machine parts120
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#123Elf Guard MPC2,369
#15Elf Guard SCUBA tank3
#7Elf Guard broom5
#54Elf Guard clipboard1
#35Elf Guard eyedrops12
#24Elf Guard fuel tank3
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#59Elf Guard hotpants2
#51Elf Guard insignia (general)2
#101Elf Guard mouthknife1
#66Elf Guard officer's sidearm3
#32Elf Guard patrol cap5
#80Elf Guard payroll bag5
#58Elf Guard red and white beret1
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#55Elf Guard squirtgun1
#51Elf Guard strategic map2
#132Elf Guard tinsel grenade2
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#88Elizabeth's Dollie1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#26Fabiotion4
#40Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square5
#116FantasyRealm Mage's Hat3
#126FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask3
#11Finnish Fish23
#75Former Sheriff Dan's tin star1
#58Frigid Northern Beans2
#84Frosty's arm1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#369Frosty's frosty mug4
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#77Frosty's old silk hat2
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#65Fudge Fiber Armor Plating6
🥈Fudgie Roll1,163
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
#32Gets-You-Drunk5
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#83Glenn's golden dice1
#554Goodfella contract25
#91Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun2
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#11Great Wolf's beastly trousers1
#29Great Wolf's left paw1
#8Great Wolf's lice1
#11Great Wolf's right paw2
#5Great Wolf's rocket launcher1
#208Greaves of the Murk Lord1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#9Guzzlr cocktail set765
#5Guzzlr hat1
#5Guzzlr pants1
#5Guzzlr shoes1
🥉Guzzlr souvenir stein1
#5HOA citation pad1
#7HOA regulation book1
#7HOA zombie eyes1
#1149Heimandatz's heart1
#50Hellfire Spicy Beans3
#197Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#8Helps-You-Sleep1
#7Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie29
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#8Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#48Hodgman's lobsterskin pants2
#65Hodgman's lucky sock1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#146Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#24Hodgman's whackin' stick1
#70Holiday Multitasking1
🥈Holiday Multitasking (used)1
#32How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes3
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#72Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games1
🥇Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)1
#33Hungerâ„¢ Sauce4
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#23Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#87Inner Strength4
#237Inner Truth2
#92Inner Wisdom4
#75Iron Beta of Industry124
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#483Jocko Homo's head4
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#52Kelflar vest4
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#209L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate133
#28LIDAR candle93
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#19Law of Averages1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#26Lemonade-2351
#17Lens of Hatred1
#18Lens of Violence1
#102Lil' Snowball Factory1
#8Lolsipop297
#140Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet151
🥈LyleCo premium magnifying glass1
🥈LyleCo premium monocle1
🥈LyleCo premium pickaxe1
🥈LyleCo premium rope1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#23Master Thief's utility belt1
#20Mayodiol3
#29Mayor Ghost's cloak1
#14Mayor Ghost's gavel1
#23Mayor Ghost's khakis1
#12Mayor Ghost's sash1
#4Mayor Ghost's scissors1
#28Mayor Ghost's toupee1
#13Mayostat10
#73Mer-kin cookiestove66
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#29Mer-kin headguard1
#25Mer-kin rollpin1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#105Mr. Cheeng's spectacles1
🥇My First Art of War93
#11Mysterious Black Box316
#15Mysterious Blue Box284
#14Mysterious Green Box330
#12Mysterious Red Box332
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#149Nickel Gamma of Frugality44
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#372Ol' Scratch's salad fork3
#94Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#50Oscus's dumpster waders2
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#105Oscus's garbage can lid1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#18Othello's dagger14
#13Othello's handkerchief17
#10Othello's military jacket21
🥇PARTY HARD T-shirt1
#300PEEZ dispenser6
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#16Party-in-a-Canâ„¢9
#40Pecos Dave's sixgun4
#9PirateRealm party hat2
🥉Pneumo bar139
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#43Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans5
#7Protects-Your-Junk1
#7Quiets-Your-Steps1
#34Red Roger's red left foot1
#39Red Roger's red left hand1
#32Red Roger's red right foot1
#25Red Roger's red right hand2
#30Red Roger's reliquary34
#40SMOOCH bottlecap2
#15SMOOCH bracers1
#14SMOOCH breastplate1
#12SMOOCH codpiece1
#12SMOOCH kneepads1
#4SMOOCH spaulders2
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#26Satan hat1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#7Science Notebook2
#68Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters1
🥈Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#194Shield of Icy Fate1
🥇Silver HP-35 Calculator1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#5Source essence1,294,339
#10Space Trip safety headphones1
#7Spacegate diplomat's insignia1
#6Spacegate military insignia1
#5Spacegate scientist's insignia2
#77Spirit of Christmas93
#165Spirit of Easter6
#122Spirit of St. Patrick's Day11
#221Spirit of Thanksgiving1
#25Spirit of Veteran's Day479
#44Spring Bros. ID badge1
#22Spring Bros. solenoid29
#26Staff of the Electric Range1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
🥇Staff of the Roaring Hearth1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#11Stephen's lab coat73
#9Stick-Knife of Loathing1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#16Swedish massage fish22
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
#4Tales of Dread1
#71Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#12Talisman of Bakula1
#61Thanksgiving ration1
#22The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#68The Emperor's new hat1
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#82The Emperor's new shirt1
#4The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#21The Ghoul King's ghoulottes1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#705The Mariachi's guitar case2
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#26The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells2
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#17The One Mood Ring2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#68The Superconductor's CPU1
#18Third Base23
#6Third Eye1
#11Three Mile Island shorts1
#28Thunkula's drinking cap1
#42Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette36
#508Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#31Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette9
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#5Thwaitgold bookworm statuette21
#354Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
🥇Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette75
#990Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette3
#60Thwaitgold fairyfly statue12
#895Thwaitgold firefly statuette5
#1947Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#100Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#176Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette2
#924Thwaitgold maggot statuette5
#34Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette13
#268Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#87Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette3
#43Thwaitgold nymph statuette19
#8Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette41
#705Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette5
#324Thwaitgold scorpion statuette4
#673Thwaitgold spider statuette3
#123Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette7
#182Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette21
#741Thwaitgold termite statuette6
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#574Tiki lighter1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#26Time Bandit Time Towel2
#16Time Cape1
#1295Time Juice1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#13Trainbot autoassembly module23
#73Trainbot harness1
#77Trainbot luggage hook1
#72Trainbot radar monocle1
#150Trainbot slag15
🥉Treads of Loathing1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#24Twelve Night Energy46
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#21Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate1
#13Unkillable Skeleton's shield1
#25Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards1
#32Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap1
#1626Valentine5
#916Volartta's bellbottoms1
#7Volcoino1,400
#5Wal-Mart nametag1
#4Wal-Mart overalls1
#5Wal-Mart snowglobe1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#19Warms-Your-Tush1
#771Workytime Tea1
#69Xiblaxian 5D printer1
#49Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter1
#12Xiblaxian stealth cowl1
#13Xiblaxian stealth trousers1
#12Xiblaxian stealth vest1
#252Yakisoba's hat6
#13Yeg's Motel ashtray6
#6Yeg's Motel hand soap17
#9Yeg's Motel mouthwash8
#900Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#32Yorick1
#49Yuleviathan necklace1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#189Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#51Zombo's skullcap2
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥇adobe brittle168
#13aerogel accordion1
#11aerogel akubra1
#14aerogel anvil1
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#13aerogel attache case1
#12alabaster pawn11
#12alabaster rook5
#81alien drugs37
#73alien force field disruptor bean10
#45alien meat9
🥇all-year sucker1
#92ancient oil painting of yourself2
#851ancient unspeakable fruitcake7
#143anemone nematocyst1
#38anemoney clip1
#72anger blaster1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#167antique beer1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#42antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#11antique tacklebox1
🥇arrrgyle socks29,222
#275asbestos apron3
#51asteroid belt1
#2064astronaut pants1
#559atomic vector plotter5
#74automa-bot parts164
#12autumnal aegis1
#4autumnic balm13
#8autumnic bomb2
#48bacon bath ball15
#12bag of sausage links21
#12bakelite backpack1
#9bakelite badge1
#16bakelite belt1
#12bakelite bowl1
#15bakelite breeches1
#14bakelite brooch1
#430balaclava1
#60balanced antler2
#470ball13
#11balsam barrel1
#18baneful bandolier2
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#183bark rootbeer5
#75barnacle-encrusted sweater1
🥈basaltamander buckler2
#110bat-shaped Crimboween cookie11
#1426bath ball gift set1
#28battered old top-hat1
#5bauxite beret74
🥇bauxite bow-tie77
🥇bauxite boxers90
#12beaver punch (cherry)15
#16beaver punch (peach)14
#79beavermouth137
#448beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#79beige clambroth marble1
🥇bejazzled eyepatch1
#22belt of Ogrekind1
#44bewitching boots1
#285bi-lateral logic compressor11
#701bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#35bitter bowtie1
#106black and white cracker4
#137blank diary1
#40blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail1
#469blind-packed capsule toy2
#26blood flower726
#367blue class ring7
#87blue tulip3
#40blunt icepick2
#12body spradium205
#5boiling broth534
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#4boot flask18
#5booze drive button1
#434borg sock monkey4
#183borrowed time1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#59bottle of Bloodweiser3
#168bottle of Crimbognac1
#47bottle of goofballs324
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
🥉bottle of super-extra-dark rhum27
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#142bow staff1
#60bowl of mernudo29
#12bowl of petunias1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#680box of sunshine456
#98boxed gumball machine1
#119brain preservation fluid2
#73brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
🥉brass Dreadsylvanian flask1
#42brazen bracelet1
#93bread line6
#92bread man5
#36brown pirate pants2
#220buñuelos Jaliscos4
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#788buckyball5
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#131bunny liver78
#147cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#14cabooze24
#23camouflage T-shirt1
#1889can of CRIMBCOLA2
#545can of fake snow1
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#101can of mixed everything1
#300candied bolts5
#287candied nuts5
#24candy cane2,983
🥇candy cane sword cane1
#11candy chalk20
#41candy dress shoes1
#6candy drive button1
#13candy egg deviler5
#80candy harmonica6
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#666candy knuckles4
#59candy rations1
#11candy stake1,702
#73cannonbomb7
#1081capacitor relay7
#84carnivorous potted plant1
#803cement sandals1
#42centurion helmet2
#11ceramic celery grater1
#7ceramic celsiturometer2
#11ceramic centurion shield1
#10ceramic cerecloth belt1
#13ceramic cestus1
#6chalk chain1
#6chalk chalice1
#8chalk chapeau1
#6chalk chinos1
#5chalk chlamys1
#10chalk choker1
#20chamoisole4
#1660cheap toaster1
#128cheer extractor1
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#4chiffon chakram1
#4chiffon chamberpot1
#4chiffon chapeau1
#5chiffon chaps2
#9chiffon chemise1
#6chiffon chevrons1
#6chili powder cutlass1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#10chocolate "Phoenix"13
#8chocolate Spider Queen15
#56chocolate bath ball14
#581chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#35chocomotive12
#60cinnamon machine oil208
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#21circle drum1
#124circular CRIMBCOOKIE10
#36clerical automa-core2
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#110cloning kit11
#23clovermint3
#31coarse hemp socks1
#32cod cape2
#56coffee pixie stick1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#7colossal free-range mushroom25
#101communal gobstopper6
#483computronic processing unit6
#21concentrated fish broth3
#17coney haunch362
#103confiscated comic book1
#7conquistador's breastplate1
#21cookie cookie20
🥇cool iron breastplate1
🥈cool iron greaves1
🥉cool iron helmet1
#7coping juice20
#7corned beet14
#7corroded breeches1
#6corrosive cowl1
🥇cozy scarf1
#91cranberry margarita (brackish)13
🥇crepe paper phrygian cap1
🥈crepe paper pie clip1
🥇crepe paper plunge camisole1
🥇crepe paper polka charm1
🥇crepe paper puzzle cube1
#126crown-shaped beanie2
#85crystal Crimbo platter3
#96crystalline cheer1,186
#39crystallized pumpkin spice47
🥈cursed Aztec tamale17
#36cursed breeches1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#5cursed swash buckle1
#4cursed tricorn hat1
#22custom sixgun1
#920cyborg doll1
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#224cylindrical mold4
#20dark chocolate egg192
🥈day shortener77
#12delicious star salad19
#35demon makeup kit2
#4denastified haunch18
#68depleted Crimbonium football helmet7
#517depleted uranium seal figurine1
#16detective roscoe1
#31deviled candy egg1
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
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#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1127tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1655tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3874tiny plastic warwelf1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#157toe jam3
#94tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie12
#13tonic o' Banderas11
#1269toothsome rock6
#596top8
#24topiary necktie1
#35topiary tights1
#1360towel3
#13toxic mop1
#1202toy crazy train5
#478toy deathbot2
#1038toy hoverpad7
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#37toy sixgun4
#185toy soldier10
#2262toy space helmet1
#417toy train5
#245traditional Crimbo cookie9
#156traffic jam3
🥇train whistle1
#25traumatic holiday memory94
#478tree skirt1
#2486tree-eating kite3
#16trench coat1
#138triangular CRIMBCOOKIE9
#74trick coin1
#43tuxedo shirt8
#1649twitching claw1
#8twitching time capsule98
#129unfinished fruitcake3
#123universal biscuit13
#1969unstable DNA6
#1378unstable laser battery38
#1355untamable turtle1
#136unused soap5
#116vampire collar20
#2526vampire duck-on-a-string1
#6velour valise1
#5velour vambraces1
#7velour vaqueros1
#9velour veil1
#8velour viscometer1
#10velour voulge1
#18vertebra of the Bonerdagon224
#1777vibrating cyborg knife4
#8villainous scythe1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#405warbear battery3
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#35warbear gyro15
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
🥈warbear soda machine1
#38warbear whosit6,109
🥇wardrobe-o-matic1
#59waterlogged cloth25
#102waterlogged leather10
#62waterlogged metal20
#64waterlogged stuffing20
#22waterlogged wood20
#26wax hat1
#23wax pants1
#7western-style skinning knife1
#98whale cerebrospinal fluid3
#40whalegun1
#780wheel4
#24white earbuds1
#37white tulip16
#9wicker clicker1
#9wicker kickers1
#12wicker slicker1
#8wicker sticker1
#12wicker ticker1
#10windicle8
🥈wolf whistle1
#464wolfman mask13
#262wooden axe2
#14wool sock8
#36wooly loincloth1
#30worksite credentials2
#334wreath of laurels2
#235wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1
#279yellow candygram2
#10yellow rocket68
#1803yo2
#139yo-yo228
#85yule gruel15
#125yule hatchet2
#18zombie accordion1
#21zombie mariachi hat1
#29zombie mariachi pants1

Wow, that's 1,391,555 items total!

what items are this player missing?