Chelonia

RankItemQuantity
#41Überraschthexengebräu16
#26"DRINK ME" potion2,456
#22"KICK ME" sign153
#49"Remember the Trees" Shirt29
#217"caramel" orange2
#100"meat" stick2
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14371-ball1
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#2131952 Mickey Mantle card2
#14262-ball1
#1120-lb can of rice and beans92
#14563-ball1
#4337x37x37 puzzle cube173
#14734-ball1
#1164-dimensional fez1
#1164-dimensional guitar22
#14355-ball1
#14256-ball1
#14857-ball1
#6048-ball31
#438-billed baseball cap3
#278-bit banana24
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#294A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#112A muse-bouche1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#28Adventurer bobblehead6
#18Affirmation Cookie59
#77Aggressive Carrot4
#5Aldebaran sardines37
#131Alewifeâ„¢ Ale12
#34Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes4
#26Ancient Protector Soda28
#490Ancient Saucehelm5
#467Angry Farmer candy191
#63Angry Farmer's Wife Candy28
#71Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#20Arr, M806
#40Arrow (+1)3
#56Artist's Butterknife of Regret2
#70Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness1
#43Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury5
#42Artist's Spatula of Despair4
#44Artist's Whisk of Misery3
#141Asleep in the Cemetery9
#181Atomic Pop2
#46AutumnFest ale3
#46Azurite6
#190BACON1
#110BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt7
#55BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt12
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#828BGE shotglass10
#455BGE temporary tattoo2
#55BGE tiny plastic toy13
#16BOOterfinger28
#47BRICKO bat1
#209BRICKO brick801
#46BRICKO elephant1
#64BRICKO eye brick1,465
#24BRICKO hat3
#32BRICKO octopus1
#58BRICKO ooze1
#10BRICKO oyster12
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#38BRICKO python1
#19BRICKO turtle10
#18BRICKO vacuum cleaner1
#30BROS Energy Drink45
#53BUBBLE GUM6
#162BURT180
#76Baja sopapilla8
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#133Bangyomaman battle juice1
#2356Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#75Barulio's bottle7
#613Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#37Bash-ÅŒs cereal32
#17Bastille Battalion cheese wheel60
#4Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher264
#14Bastille Battalion tattoo kit23
#186Beach Buck1
#13Bettie page20
#15Bicycle1
#563Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#61Bit O' Ectoplasm55
#10Bit O' Quail Spleen37
#77BitterSweetTarts48
#14BittyCar HotCar2
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#9BittyCar SoulCar2
#46Bjorn's Hammer9
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#12Black and White Apron Meal Kit109
#173Blackfly Chardonnay30
#226Blizzards I Have Died In4
#14Bluzzard1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#61Bonerdagon necklace105
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#117Booke of Vampyric Knowledge1
#24Boosty Juice1
#64Boozehounds Anonymous token16
#22Boris's beer1
#15Boris's bread3
#166Boris's key lime pie7
#2775Boss Bat britches1
#89Boss Drops3
#136Boulevardier cocktail1
#18Bowl of Infinite Jelly1
#33Bowl of Scorpions37
#76Bowlet1
#55Boxing Day Pass3
#106Brandonian footlocker key2
#82Breakfast Blast wine cooler1
#68Bright Water1
#40Brimstone Beret1
#11Brimstone Bludgeon2
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#732Brimstone Chicken Sandwich4
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#17Bugbearclaw Donut35
#149Bulky Buddy Box19
#17Bustle Hustler24
#21Buttery Knob6
#283C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#364CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#929CRIMBCO wine7
#289CRIMBCOIDS mints8
#302CRIMBCOLOAF8
#98CSA discount card89
#76CSA fire-starting kit336
#119CSA scoutmaster's "water"44
#37Camp Scout pup tent534
#24Candicaine16
#51Candy Alexander2
#13Caramel1
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#100Carpathian longsword6
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#21Champagne Shimmy1
#11Charleston Choo-Choo63
#22Charter: Nellyville2
#6Ched3
#10Cheer-Up soda103
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#446Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#119Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#176Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#22ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)2
#91Chinese curse words1
#27Choco-Mint patty40
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#41Christmas ham2
#571Chroner1
#15Chroner cross1
#8Chubby and Plump bar344
#27Citrus Crush wine cooler11
#102Clara's bell2
#45Claybender glasses17
#142Cloaca Cola Polar3
#1157Cloaca-Cola8
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#104Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau10
#75Cocktails of the Age of Sail1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#1211Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#402Colander of Em-er'il6
#319Cold Hots candy21
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#35Comet Pop17
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#7Congressional Medal of Insanity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1852Corpse Island iced tea1
#150Cosmic Calorie16
#83Covert Ops for Kids1
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#86Cracklin' Oat Bran5
#55Crimbeau de toilette8
#40Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#42Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#673Crimbo Credit1
#113Crimbo Factory surprise box27
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#577Crimbo candied pecan17
#42Crimbo candle8
#36Crimbo cookie sheet1
#111Crimbo crystal shards1
#81Crimbo dinner8
#145Crimbo food scraps15
#654Crimbo fudge14
#534Crimbo peppermint bark19
#755Crimbo pie1
#84Crimbo salad7
#15Crimbo sapling1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#17Crimbo stockings1
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#122Crimbo train emergency brake23
🥇Crimbo training manual2
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#167Crimbo wreath4
#58Crimbolex watch2
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#132Crimbonium fuel rod16
#93Crimbosmopolitan7
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#196Crimbot battery4
#129Crimbot schematic: Big Head35
#151Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel3
#50Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher13
#35Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter15
#80Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder8
#148Crimbot schematic: Crab Core3
#143Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso3
#146Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head3
#74Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun7
#133Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun4
#48Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs13
#38Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads15
#157Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs27
#97Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan5
#30Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler1
#60Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite10
#103Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise46
#160Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis9
#74Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder6
#51Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module10
#160Crimbot schematic: Power Arm24
#153Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler3
#65Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head9
#150Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker10
#135Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun33
#154Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet9
#123Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis38
#126Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet4
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#1681Crimboween memo4
#55Crimboysters Rockefeller10
#57Crimbuccaneer bombjacket1
#7Crimbuccaneer breeches23
#129Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#58Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#9Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)18
#121Crimbuccaneer flotsam87
#84Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#37Crimbuccaneer lantern2
#112Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail3
#17Crimbuccaneer nose ring3
#356Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#91Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#138Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso2
#47Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#64Crimbuccaneer shirt9
#84Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
#105Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#6Crimbuccaneer tricorn24
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#98Crimbuccaneer whale oil4
#2214Crimbuck20
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#51Crown of Thrones1
#373Crown of the Goblin King65
#56Cursed Punch3
#87DUFRESNE Suds103
#33Dad's brandy8
#523Daffy Taffy57
#58Daisy's unclean bloomers3
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#369Dickory Farms Gift Basket17
#33Dinsey Whinskey1
#31Dinsey food-cone1
#520Disco 'Fro Pick6
#79Disgeist1
#30Dish of Clarified Butter8
#55Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum1
#16Doc's Fortifying Wine11
#17Doc's Limbering Wine11
#13Doc's Medical-Grade Wine6
#13Doc's Smartifying Wine11
#19Doc's Special Reserve Wine3
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
🥈Dolph Bossin's charity note1
#845Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#13Drac & Tan16
#153Dreadsylvanian Almanac page35
#115Dreadsylvanian seed pod1
#23Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket1
#15Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice40
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#31Duskwalker fangs27
#207Dust bunny1
#1623Dyspepsi-Cola7
#574Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack3
#37Easter eggnog2
#30Easter grasshopper3
#45Effermintâ„¢ tablets139
#389El Sombrero De Lopez6
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#215Eldritch snap2
#29Elf Army machine parts118
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#90Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts1
#99Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
#79Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping1
#281Elf Guard MPC28
#52Elf Guard SCUBA tank1
#42Elf Guard broom1
#54Elf Guard clipboard1
#64Elf Guard commandeering gloves3
#79Elf Guard eyedrops4
#24Elf Guard fuel tank3
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#113Elf Guard honor present1
#5Elf Guard hotpants26
#72Elf Guard insignia (general)1
#10Elf Guard insignia (private)20
#63Elf Guard mouthknife3
#66Elf Guard officer's sidearm3
#7Elf Guard patrol cap20
#123Elf Guard payroll bag1
#58Elf Guard red and white beret1
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#55Elf Guard squirtgun1
#85Elf Guard strategic map1
#84Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo1
#101Elf Guard tinsel grenade9
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#37Elvish delight17
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#206Everlasting Deckswabber1
#35Eye Agate22
#32Eye and a Twist2
#956FDKOL commendation2
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#120Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium1
#192Fantasma en la Máquina5
#21FantasyRealm Mage's Hat119
#21FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask118
#34FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm122
#56Fauna Libre1
#15Faux1
#397Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots18
#1689Feynman gate1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#11Finnish Fish23
#27Firewater4
🥇First Post shirt - Cir Senam1
#31Flamin' Whatshisname33
#71Flaming Sazerorc1
#19Flan in the Moon10
#27Fog Murderer15
#30Folder Holder1
#17Former Sheriff Dan's tin star9
#47Frankly Mr. Shank1
#154Frat Army FGF36
#42Frogade35
#213Frosty's carrot1
#699Frosty's frosty mug1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#445Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
#56Fudgie Roll5
🥈Fuzzby1
#512Gaia beads2
#35GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#8Gazelleton1
#164Gearhead Goo1
#232Genalenâ„¢ Bottle10
#5Gene Tonic: Beast40
#9Gene Tonic: Dude36
#18Gene Tonic: Elemental2
#20Gene Tonic: Goblin1
#6Gene Tonic: Hippy17
#9Gene Tonic: Hobo4
#20Gene Tonic: Horror2
#4Gene Tonic: Insect16
🥉Gene Tonic: Orc22
#13Gene Tonic: Plant4
#5Gene Tonic: Slime16
#6Gene Tonic: Undead18
#10Gene Tonic: Weird15
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#60Ghost Dog Chow1
#14Glamare1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#16Glo-Pop35
#257Gnollish casserole dish1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1049Go-Wassail1
#94Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey1
#16Good 'n' Quiet28
#1014Goodfella contract1
#15Gorillape1
#37Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun22
#22Grasshopper6
#27Great Older Fashioned5
#52Greatest American Pants1
#33Green Manalishi163
#31Green Velvet3
#29Groll doll159
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#182Gummi-DNA6
#116Gummi-Gnauga39
#32Hairpiece On Fire9
#759Heimandatz's heart2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#671Hodgman's blanket1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#132Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#165Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#146Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#121Holiday Fun!1
#70Holiday Multitasking1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#14Hot 'n' Scarys52
#110Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope1
#70How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes1
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#72Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games1
🥇Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)1
#127Iiti Kitty Gumdrop27
#725Imp Ale135
🥇Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)3
#156Inner Strength3
#82Inner Truth4
#170Inner Wisdom3
#26Irish Coffee, English Heart6
#40Irish eggnog2
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#114Jamaican coffee1
#155Jarlsberg's key lime pie7
#9Jarlsberg's vegetable soup2
#36Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine2
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#1017Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#97Junk-Bond1
#66Kelflar vest2
#85Kissin' Cousins7
#200Knob Goblin Mutagen1
#1096Knob Goblin firecracker2
#669Knob Goblin harem pants3
#674Knob Goblin harem veil3
#945Knob Goblin love potion2
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#687Knob Goblin scimitar6
#471Knob Goblin seltzer15
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
#103Knob Kitchen grab-bag2
#567Knob mushroom5
#92Knob nuts11
#569Knob sausage2
#55Knob shroomkabob5
#66Knob stroganoff8
#185Knob stuffed shells7
#844Knoll mushroom3
#75Knoll shroomkabob23
#88Knoll stir-fry2
#113KoL Con 13 T-shirt9
#35KoLHS Pep Squad Box1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#39Kudzu slaw20
🥈LARP membership card1
#53LCD game: Burger Belt34
#56LCD game: Food Eater22
#58LCD game: Garbage River25
#669LED block1
#86LIDAR candle2
#9LOV Echinacea Bouquet24
#33LOV Elixir #31
#28LOV Elixir #91
#6LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate240
#141La Fantasma y La Oscuridad13
#54Lapis Lazuli1
#61Lavalos's shell1
#24Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner1
#14Lepardner1
#520Let Me Be!3
#115Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil1
#76Liam's mail10
#70Lil' Snowball Factory2
#56Locust1
#14Lollipop Drop12
#27Lolsipop27
#8Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet518
#848Lord of the Flies-sized fries2
#388Loudmouth Larry Lamprey108
#187Lucky Surprise Egg47
#10Lump-Stacking for Beginners1
#324M-24225
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1426Mad Train wine6
#63Mae West with a fly in it6
#961MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech6
#78Mansquito's blood2
#17Manual of Lock Picking3
#23Manual of Secret Door Detection2
#149Mariner's Friend cough drops4
#8Mark I Steam-Hat21
#22Mark II Steam-Hat5
#7Mark III Steam-Hat15
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#77Mark V Steam-Hat4
#126Mark of the Bugbear1
#125Mark of the Ghost1
#133Mark of the Skeleton1
#129Mark of the Werewolf1
#127Mark of the Zombie1
#9Marltini52
#43Marquis de Poivre soda983
#32Martialest Arts trophy2
#65Marvin's marvelous pill2
#95Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery4
#208Maxing, Relaxing5
#696Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#15Mayam spinach1
#44Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo5
#74McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade54
#31Meat Butler1
#77Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs131
#47Mer-kin bunwig2
#46Mer-kin cookiestove127
#71Mer-kin cooljuice1
#47Mer-kin foodbucket54
#25Mer-kin rollpin1
#43Mer-kin sneakmask9
#26Mer-kin weaksauce38
#35Mer-kin worktea4
#30Meteorite-Ade74
#70Microplushie: Bropane157
#42Microplushie: Dorkonide75
#36Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid107
#63Microplushie: Fauxnerditide38
#68Microplushie: Gothochondria124
#56Microplushie: Hippylase211
#28Microplushie: Hipsterine34
#49Microplushie: Hobomosome111
#61Microplushie: Otakulone208
#69Microplushie: Raverdrine104
#54Microplushie: Sororitrate168
#77Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey4
#81Milk Studs171
#134Mini-Crimbot crate1
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#65Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#13Mint Yulep40
#43Miserable Pie1
#47Misty Cape52
#42Misty Cloak50
#53Misty Robe50
#154Mob Penguin cellular phone143
#988Mohawk wig1
#62Mohobo1
#428Monstar energy beverage5
#50Moping Artistic Goth Kid1
#54Mornington crescent roll31
#105Morto Moreto1
#659Mountain Stream soda10
#31Mr. Accessaturday1
#35Mr. Haggis134
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#55Mr. Screege's spectacles31
#34Ms. Accessory1
#6Mu1
#30Murderer's Punch11
#17My First Art of War49
#22My First Paycheck envelope3
#86Mysterious Black Box24
#111Mysterious Blue Box11
#89Mysterious Green Box25
#85Mysterious Red Box26
#633NPZR chemistry set1
#46Neverending Party guest pass1
#350New Zealand iced tea2
#16Nightmare Fuel97
#16Nog-on-the-Cob1
#99Northern pemmican1
#742Now and Earlier1
#122Okee-Dokee soda1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#372Ol' Scratch's salad fork3
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#22Orangemageddon wine cooler12
#194Oscus's pelt1
#79Osk'r Chow5
#92P.B.L.T.18
#37PB&BP7
#50PB&J with the crusts cut off34
#74PEEZ dispenser166
#238Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#84Paint A Vulgar Pitcher1
#15Peaclock1
#15Pecos Dave's sixgun9
#13Peek-a-Boo!1
#15Pete's rich ricotta2
#196Piddles1
#15Pillowbug1
#53PlexiPips8
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#697Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#287Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump5
#584Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#667Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#358Pokëmann figurine: Moog2
#570Pokëmann figurine: Nothing2
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#667Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#708Pokëmann figurine: Twitter2
#689Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#700Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#192Polka Pop1
#176Prelude of Precision1
#234Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#67Professor What T-Shirt15
#106Psychotic Train wine5
#56Purple Beast energy drink19
#8Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)5
#367Ram's Face Lager69
#10Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer14
#9Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread11
#7Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend22
#7Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend20
#9Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup12
#8Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta23
#13Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar7
#11Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend13
#10Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie14
#14Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta9
#14Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris9
#9Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone20
#9Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg17
#12Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia11
#13Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.10
#74Red Dwarf1
#21Red Roger's reliquary46
#107Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops1
#45Rethinking Candy1
#629Rock Pops84
#260Rock and Roll Legend6
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#9wrought-iron winch crank1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#459wussiness potion22
#20yam2
#181yam candy1
#12yam mayo1
#1033yellow candy heart4
#34yellow drunki-bear48
#1013yellow gummi ingot1
#48yellow matter custard3
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#13yellow puck1
#1736yeti fur1
#2204yo1
#1565yo-yo6
#37yule grog1
#116yule gruel9
#149yule hatchet1
#104yule pup1
#148zmobie1
#56zombie dinosaur egg2
#85zombie hollandaise17
#852zombie pineal gland5

Wow, that's 167,242 items total!

what items are this player missing?