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#1381-ball57
#1817-ball1
#1462-ball52
#1253-ball64
#1484-ball53
#1305-ball58
#1296-ball62
#1567-ball54
#1458-ball288
#4A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)2
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#115Belt of Howling Anger4
🥉Belt of Loathing1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
🥇Bloodbath1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#35Bonestabber1
#105Boots of Twilight Whispers4
#24Brand of Violence1
#40Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air33
#13Brimstone Beret2
#10Brimstone Bludgeon2
#19Brimstone Boxers2
#7Brimstone Bracelet2
#13Brimstone Brooch2
#15Brimstone Bunker2
🥈Byte1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#54Celsius 2331
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#39Chalice of the Malkovich Prince2
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#96Cloak of Dire Shadows4
#135Colander of Em-er'il11
#9Cold Fang1
#7Cold Stone of Hatred2
#6Copper Alpha of Sincerity171
#165Crimbo Candy Cookbook30
#161Crimbo candle1
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#26Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#14Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#13Dungeon Fist gauntlet1
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#51Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#40Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square5
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#16Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred1
#94Gauntlets of the Blood Moon5
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
🥇Ginsu™1
#12Girdle of Hatred1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#4Goggles of Loathing1
🥇Golden HP-35 Calculator1
#59Greaves of the Murk Lord8
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#548Heimandatz's heart3
#55Helm of the Scream Emperor8
#5History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#139How to Play Othello2
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#209Inndya trading card1
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#999Iron Beta of Industry4
#5Jeans of Loathing1
#481Jocko Homo's head4
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#62LOLmec statuette1
#17Lava Miner's Daughter1
#6Lazenby's Life Lesson1
#18Lens of Hatred1
#18Lens of Violence1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#22Manual of Numberology1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
🥇Meatcleaver1
#6Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince35
#29Memory Disk, Alpha1
#44Mer-kin darkbook2
#9Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques1
#10Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance1
#5Meteoid ice beam1
#118Microplushie: Bropane112
#85Microplushie: Dorkonide48
#130Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid43
#133Microplushie: Fauxnerditide21
#76Microplushie: Gothochondria119
#104Microplushie: Hippylase143
#89Microplushie: Hipsterine15
#71Microplushie: Hobomosome87
#105Microplushie: Otakulone148
#132Microplushie: Raverdrine68
#98Microplushie: Sororitrate114
#23Mr. Eh?1
#34Ms. Accessory1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#100Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I18
#123Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II14
#89Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III21
#96Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV10
#100Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V9
#162Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI5
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#119Othello's dagger1
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#96Othello's military jacket1
#171PEEZ dispenser47
#16Pantaloons of Hatred1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#40Pecos Dave's sixgun4
#23Pigsticker of Violence1
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#7Platinum Yendorian Express Card2
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#104Pocket Square of Loathing1
#255Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip8
#374Pokëmann figurine: Duck4
#273Pokëmann figurine: Frank3
#286Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump5
#208Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking7
#291Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan5
#144Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap12
#356Pokëmann figurine: Moog2
#177Pokëmann figurine: Nothing8
#210Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu10
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#163Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf11
#415Pokëmann figurine: Twitter5
#171Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite11
#253Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth8
#175Prelude of Precision1
#16Psycho From The Heat1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#24Riker's Search History1
#152Roman sadnals1
#6Royal scepter1
#513Safari Jack's moustache3
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#4Scepter of Loathing1
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#15Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#89Shield of Icy Fate5
#52Shot of Kardashian Gin2
#471Sinful Desires1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#7Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#11Staff of Holiday Sensations1
🥉Staff of Queso Escusado1
#21Staff of Simmering Hatred1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#6Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
#5Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#8Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)104
#6Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)105
#7Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)102
#29Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)17
#9Stick-Knife of Loathing1
#945Summer Nights1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#126Sword of Dark Omens3
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#33Tea, Earl Grey, Hot1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#24The Big Book of Communism1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#6The Chill of the Wild1
🥇The Cocktail Shaker1
#13The Firegate Tapes1
#56The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#45The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#432The Mariachi's guitar case4
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#115Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette7
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#894Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
#81Thwaitgold termite statuette165
#321Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette2
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#9To Build an Igloo1
#19Trash, a Memoir1
#936Travels with Jerry1
🥉Treads of Loathing1
🥇Truthsayer1
#102Twelve Night Energy4
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#41Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife1
#6Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence1
#5Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking1
#6Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud1
#4White Dragon Fang1
#228Woldo trading card1
#33Work is a Four Letter Sword1
#113Yakisoba's hat10
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#32Yorick1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#13aerogel accordion1
#11aerogel akubra1
#14aerogel anvil1
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#13aerogel attache case1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#72anger blaster1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#544antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#401antique bottle opener2
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#716antique record album2
#8baconstone-handled sixgun1
#12bakelite backpack1
#9bakelite badge1
#16bakelite belt1
#12bakelite bowl1
#15bakelite breeches1
#14bakelite brooch1
#183beautiful rainbow1
#102bejeweled cufflinks36
#137blank diary1
#44blue tulip11
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#388bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#117bottled day2
#261boulder5
#183bowl of Jeal-O1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#214can of V-112
#130can of depilatory cream1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#78centurion helmet1
🥈chalk chain2
🥉chalk chalice2
#5chalk chapeau2
#4chalk chinos2
🥈chalk chlamys2
#4chalk choker2
#15cheap plastic kazoo1
#274collection of tiny spooky objects5
#26comfy blanket1
#362crumbling rat skull1
#74decomposed boot19
#25depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#22depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#908designer handbag2
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
🥉dice-print pajama pants2
#16dice-shaped backpack1
#68doubt cannon1
#67ear poison100
#1418easter egg balloon17
#30eldritch concentrate2
#269eldritch effluvium25
#60eldritch extract2
#162eldritch ichor1
#73eldritch rub1
#17eldritch tincture1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#38exclusive club1
#115fancy opera glasses34
#199fat bottom quark9
#62fear condenser1
#10fiberglass fannypack1
#15fiberglass fedora1
#16fiberglass fetish1
#13fiberglass fingerguard1
#12fiberglass foil1
#12fiberglass frock1
#4fistful of ashes327
#84flyest of shirts1
#8gabardine gaiters1
#11gabardine garibaldi1
#9gabardine garland1
#10gabardine girdle1
#7gabardine gloves1
#12gabardine gunnysack1
#106garish pinky ring38
#25ghost beer33
#19ghostly dagger10
#103giant designer sunglasses38
#157gladiator tunica1
#29grip key10
#150hair of the calf1
#7hamethyst-handled sixgun1
#102hamlet sandwich100
🥇hand of Mr. Cards1
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#153hawk1
#170heavy crown1
#13inflatable baseball bat1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
🥇kill screen1
#49little parachute guy1
#156madius1
#424magical pony: Dusk Shiny3
#287magical pony: Pearjack5
#227magical pony: Rosey Cake9
#337magical pony: Shutterfly4
#278magical pony: Spectrum Dash6
#297magical pony: Uniquity5
#4marble maebari2
🥈marble magnet2
#4marble mantle2
#5marble mariachi hat2
#4marble medallion2
#5marble mignonette bowl2
#318mime soul fragment9
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#42miming gloves2
#96miming shirt1
#44misshapen animal skeleton3
#152monster bait1
#114paranormal ricotta5
#52picky tweezers1
#68pixel boomerang1
#26pixel energy tank1
#18pixel grappling hook1
#163pixel hat2
#162pixel pants1
#21pixel pill1
#44pixel power cell10
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
#273plastic passion fruit6
#18plastic spider ring1
#117plexiglass pants2
#211plexiglass pendant1
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#107plexiglass pinky ring2
#147plexiglass pith helmet2
#90plexiglass pocketwatch2
#33plush hamsterpus1
#16plush mutated alielephant1
#15polyester pad1
#14polyester panama hat1
#16polyester parachute1
#17polyester peeler1
#14polyester pettipants1
#13polyester pulsera1
#18porcelain pelerine1
#23porcelain pepper mill1
#24porcelain phantom mask1
#19porcelain plus-fours1
#25porcelain police baton1
#22porcelain porkpie1
#8porquoise-handled sixgun1
#37portable Othello set1
#73pteruges1
#439quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments2
#140radiator heater shield1
#134raisin4
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#64red tulip6
#62regret hose1
#53rose500
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#2225rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#24silent A3
#95silent B2
#59silent C1
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#27silent F3
#31silent G2
#135silent H1
#69silent I8
#14silent J16
#46silent K1
#150silent L1
#127silent M3
#69silent N1
#152silent O3
#50silent P11
#87silent Q1
#62silent R1
#21silent S4
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#36silent W6
#78silent X5
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
#51silent beret1
🥇silent nightlight1
#357six tiny wedges of goat cheese2
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#834spooky hockey mask2
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#102stink-penny67
#7streetfighting champion's belt1
#218stuffed Baron von Ratsworth163
#3938stuffed Cheshire bitten10
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#6936stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#201stuffed Meat180
#6270stuffed angry cow4
#6395stuffed astral badger4
#5284stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#6179stuffed cocoabo4
#1026stuffed crazy bastard sword5
#4961stuffed flaming gravy fairy7
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#6330stuffed hand turkey4
#145stuffed key293
#1143stuffed martini5
#7005stuffed mind flayer3
#275stuffed mink145
#180stuffed monocle200
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#7884stuffed scary death orb2
#5354stuffed sleazy gravy fairy6
#4741stuffed snowy owl7
#4953stuffed spooky gravy fairy7
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#6284stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#203stuffed teddy butler177
#216stuffed tin of caviar175
#119stuffed treasure chest338
#6345stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#957tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#601tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#749tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer2
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#953tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#949tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#186tiny fly glasses1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#3995tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#479tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#786tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#525tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#17tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1341tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#4843tiny plastic angry goat3
#996tiny plastic angry space marine3
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#4863tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#3317tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#1362tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1343tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#53tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#4885tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#3966tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#324tiny plastic golden gundam1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#3312tiny plastic grue5
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#4795tiny plastic killer bee3
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3335tiny plastic leprechaun5
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#46tiny plastic mime functionary2
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1344tiny plastic moneybee1
#6161tiny plastic mosquito2
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#4798tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6201tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#116unsanitized scalpel1
#245vampire glitter1
#21warbear empathy chip (used)1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#43white tulip12
#9wicker clicker1
#9wicker kickers1
#8wicker knickers1
#12wicker slicker1
#8wicker sticker1
#12wicker ticker1
#439wine-soaked bone chips1
#12wrought-iron waders1
#9wrought-iron walker1
#9wrought-iron whisk1
#11wrought-iron widget1
#13wrought-iron wig1
#9wrought-iron winch crank1
#104your own black heart1

Wow, that's 6,760 items total!

what items are this player missing?