| #138 | 1-ball | 57 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #146 | 2-ball | 52 |
| #125 | 3-ball | 64 |
| #148 | 4-ball | 53 |
| #130 | 5-ball | 58 |
| #129 | 6-ball | 62 |
| #156 | 7-ball | 54 |
| #145 | 8-ball | 288 |
| #4 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 2 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #115 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #105 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 4 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #40 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 33 |
| #13 | Brimstone Beret | 2 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #7 | Brimstone Bracelet | 2 |
| #13 | Brimstone Brooch | 2 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #39 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 2 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #96 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 4 |
| #135 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #7 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 2 |
| #6 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 171 |
| #165 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 30 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #40 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 5 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #94 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 5 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #59 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 8 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #548 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #55 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 8 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #139 | How to Play Othello | 2 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #6 | Lazenby's Life Lesson | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #6 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 35 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #118 | Microplushie: Bropane | 112 |
| #85 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 48 |
| #130 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 43 |
| #133 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 21 |
| #76 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 119 |
| #104 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 143 |
| #89 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 15 |
| #71 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 87 |
| #105 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 148 |
| #132 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 68 |
| #98 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 114 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #100 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 18 |
| #123 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 14 |
| #89 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 21 |
| #96 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 10 |
| #100 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 9 |
| #162 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 5 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #171 | PEEZ dispenser | 47 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #40 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 4 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #7 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 2 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #104 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 8 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #273 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #208 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 7 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 12 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #177 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 8 |
| #210 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 10 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #163 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 11 |
| #415 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 5 |
| #171 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 11 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 8 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #24 | Riker's Search History | 1 |
| #152 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #89 | Shield of Icy Fate | 5 |
| #52 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| 🥉 | Staff of Queso Escusado | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #8 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 104 |
| #6 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 105 |
| #7 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 102 |
| #29 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 17 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #126 | Sword of Dark Omens | 3 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #894 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #81 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 165 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #102 | Twelve Night Energy | 4 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #113 | Yakisoba's hat | 10 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #544 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #8 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #102 | bejeweled cufflinks | 36 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #44 | blue tulip | 11 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #388 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #117 | bottled day | 2 |
| #261 | boulder | 5 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #214 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | chalk chain | 2 |
| 🥉 | chalk chalice | 2 |
| #5 | chalk chapeau | 2 |
| #4 | chalk chinos | 2 |
| 🥈 | chalk chlamys | 2 |
| #4 | chalk choker | 2 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #274 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 5 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #74 | decomposed boot | 19 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice-print pajama pants | 2 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #67 | ear poison | 100 |
| #1418 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #30 | eldritch concentrate | 2 |
| #269 | eldritch effluvium | 25 |
| #60 | eldritch extract | 2 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #115 | fancy opera glasses | 34 |
| #199 | fat bottom quark | 9 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #4 | fistful of ashes | 327 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #106 | garish pinky ring | 38 |
| #25 | ghost beer | 33 |
| #19 | ghostly dagger | 10 |
| #103 | giant designer sunglasses | 38 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #29 | grip key | 10 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #7 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #102 | hamlet sandwich | 100 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #424 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #287 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #227 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 9 |
| #337 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #278 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #297 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #4 | marble maebari | 2 |
| 🥈 | marble magnet | 2 |
| #4 | marble mantle | 2 |
| #5 | marble mariachi hat | 2 |
| #4 | marble medallion | 2 |
| #5 | marble mignonette bowl | 2 |
| #318 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #44 | misshapen animal skeleton | 3 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #114 | paranormal ricotta | 5 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #26 | pixel energy tank | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #163 | pixel hat | 2 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #44 | pixel power cell | 10 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #273 | plastic passion fruit | 6 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #8 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #134 | raisin | 4 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #64 | red tulip | 6 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #53 | rose | 500 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #24 | silent A | 3 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #27 | silent F | 3 |
| #31 | silent G | 2 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #69 | silent I | 8 |
| #14 | silent J | 16 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #50 | silent P | 11 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #21 | silent S | 4 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #36 | silent W | 6 |
| #78 | silent X | 5 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #51 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #357 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #834 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #102 | stink-penny | 67 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #218 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 163 |
| #3938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6936 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #201 | stuffed Meat | 180 |
| #6270 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1026 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6330 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #145 | stuffed key | 293 |
| #1143 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #7005 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #275 | stuffed mink | 145 |
| #180 | stuffed monocle | 200 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5354 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4741 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4953 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #203 | stuffed teddy butler | 177 |
| #216 | stuffed tin of caviar | 175 |
| #119 | stuffed treasure chest | 338 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
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| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #3895 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
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| #3335 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
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| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
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| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
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| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
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| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
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| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
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| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
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