| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #50 | Belt of Howling Anger | 10 |
| #79 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 6 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #41 | Carpathian longsword | 60 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #2634 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #56 | Liam's mail | 24 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #86 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 12 |
| #365 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 18 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #36 | Spookyraven signet | 85 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 5 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 5 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 10 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 38 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #530 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #52 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 27 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #5 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| 🥈 | adobe abaya | 4 |
| #5 | adobe adze | 2 |
| 🥉 | adobe arsecover | 3 |
| 🥈 | adobe ascot | 4 |
| 🥈 | adobe ayam | 3 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #23 | asbestos sword hilt | 37 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #886 | bag of airline peanuts | 27 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #67 | ballast turtle | 12 |
| #95 | blue money bag | 3 |
| #1700 | box of sunshine | 95 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #41 | burnt snowpants | 48 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1175 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #1410 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1084 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #1271 | fake hand | 8 |
| #76 | fat loot token | 62 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #110 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 11 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #49 | fleshy lump | 39 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #32 | haunted bindle | 97 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #923 | jazz soap | 24 |
| #861 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #1032 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | marble medallion | 3 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1229 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #974 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #9 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1260 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #32 | smoldering bagel punch | 69 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #131 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 5 |
| #146 | stale cheer wine | 4 |
| #41 | standards and practices guide | 66 |
| #1186 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 41 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1925 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #2092 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1541 | stuffed hand turkey | 34 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1237 | stuffed snowy owl | 40 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #62 | tie-dyed fannypack | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 39 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 23 |
| #63 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 26 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #70 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 12 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #112 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 32 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 30 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 36 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #58 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 53 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 11 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 10 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 56 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 28 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 11 |
| #80 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 40 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #89 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 21 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #82 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 44 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #60 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 49 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #57 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 50 |
| #87 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 37 |
| #58 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 50 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #88 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 40 |
| #70 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 45 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #51 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 54 |
| #64 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 48 |
| #112 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 33 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic fire servant | 21 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 37 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #80 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 40 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic moneybee | 51 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #80 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 42 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #73 | tiny plastic peacannon | 25 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 25 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #75 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 23 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #97 | turtle totem | 807 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #799 | whoopie cushion | 36 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #1273 | wind-up chattering teeth | 12 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #1080 | x-ray specs | 7 |
| #528 | yellow snowcone | 64 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |