| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #42 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 33 |
| #16 | "caramel" orange | 127 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #687 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #900 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #24 | 8-ball | 6,455 |
| #122 | 9-ball | 9 |
| #249 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 25 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #113 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #42 | Ancient Protector Soda | 16 |
| 🥈 | Ancient Saucehelm | 173 |
| #4 | Angelhair Culottes | 52 |
| #9 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 369 |
| #8 | Argarggagarg's fang | 55 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #363 | BGE shotglass | 19 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #55 | BOOterfinger | 5 |
| 🥉 | BOOtonniere | 11 |
| #87 | BRAINS shorts | 15 |
| #263 | BURT | 104 |
| #17 | Baja sopapilla | 15 |
| #4 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 52 |
| #1172 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #191 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 14 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #176 | Beach Buck | 4 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #43 | Bettie page | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #66 | Big Punk | 4 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #5 | Bling of the New Wave | 51 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #120 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 2 |
| #61 | Blood Light | 52 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #134 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 13 |
| #5 | Bonerdagon necklace | 450 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #91 | Boss Bat bling | 33 |
| #6 | Boss Bat britches | 403 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #828 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #65 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #16 | Bustle Hustler | 28 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #254 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 6 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #134 | CRIMBCO mug | 113 |
| #1375 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #16 | CRIMBCO wine | 216 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #228 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 10 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #14 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 21 |
| 🥉 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 24 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #4 | Chester's sunglasses | 8 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #33 | Clara's bell | 24 |
| #5 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 55 |
| #7 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 327 |
| #24 | Coily™ | 3 |
| #5 | Colander of Em-er'il | 54 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥇 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 337 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #23 | Corpse Island iced tea | 122 |
| #115 | Cosmic Calorie | 129 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 85 |
| #51 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 45 |
| #319 | Crimbo candied pecan | 39 |
| #120 | Crimbo dinner | 2 |
| #116 | Crimbo food scraps | 40 |
| #279 | Crimbo fudge | 50 |
| #261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 53 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #194 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 10 |
| #140 | Crimbosmopolitan | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #186 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #418 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 2 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #103 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #1312 | Crimbuck | 322 |
| #199 | D roll | 35 |
| #58 | DUFRESNE Suds | 149 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #18 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 124 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #8 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 53 |
| #19 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 18 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | Drowsy Sword | 446 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #34 | Ecto-Cooler | 30 |
| #203 | Effermint™ tablets | 5 |
| 🥉 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 83 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #22 | El Vibrato restraints | 28 |
| #4 | Elder Turtle Shell | 55 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #553 | FDKOL commendation | 114 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #26 | Fabiotion | 4 |
| #130 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 19 |
| #43 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 43 |
| #102 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 8 |
| #110 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 8 |
| #15 | FantasyRealm key | 8 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #145 | Friendliness Beverage | 46 |
| #7 | Frosty's arm | 6 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #369 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #4 | Frosty's snowball sack | 13 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #73 | FunFunds™ | 41 |
| 🥉 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 53 |
| #191 | Game Grid ticket | 16 |
| #186 | Game Grid token | 6 |
| 🥈 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 53 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #98 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #253 | Go-Wassail | 78 |
| #78 | Good 'n' Slimy | 2 |
| #23 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 30 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 168 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #80 | Gummy Brains | 7 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #81 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 67 |
| 🥇 | Heimandatz's heart | 171 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hodgman's almanac | 11 |
| #4 | Hodgman's cane | 15 |
| 🥉 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 18 |
| 🥉 | Hodgman's harmonica | 8 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 7 |
| 🥉 | Hodgman's metal detector | 12 |
| #4 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 10 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #77 | How to Play Othello | 7 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #52 | Inner Strength | 5 |
| #237 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #4 | Instant Karma | 834 |
| #276 | Iron Beta of Industry | 34 |
| #40 | Jack-in-the-box | 81 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #7 | Jocko Homo's head | 51 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #70 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 5 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #55 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 38 |
| #5 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 55 |
| #168 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 227 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #87 | LED block | 16 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #130 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 17 |
| 🥉 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 81 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #39 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| 🥉 | Lederhosen of the Night | 81 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #26 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 19 |
| #87 | Lobos Mints | 8 |
| #32 | Lolsipop | 12 |
| #20 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 16 |
| #14 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 457 |
| #349 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 12 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #253 | Mae West | 2 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #72 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 12 |
| #23 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 80 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #59 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 37 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #16 | Misty Cape | 116 |
| #36 | Misty Cloak | 63 |
| #9 | Misty Robe | 202 |
| #657 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 26 |
| #272 | Mon Tiki | 2 |
| #51 | Moonds | 6 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #27 | My First Art of War | 31 |
| #60 | Mysterious Black Box | 47 |
| #73 | Mysterious Blue Box | 37 |
| #72 | Mysterious Green Box | 43 |
| #70 | Mysterious Red Box | 36 |
| #8 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 121 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #65 | Necbro wafers | 11 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #224 | New Zealand iced tea | 30 |
| 🥇 | Newman's Own Trousers | 168 |
| #304 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 22 |
| #70 | Nightstalker perfume | 42 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #47 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 64 |
| #69 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 41 |
| #54 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 51 |
| #38 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 36 |
| #37 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 32 |
| #34 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 42 |
| #34 | Nuclear Blastball | 120 |
| #25 | Okee-Dokee soda | 71 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #5 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 9 |
| 🥉 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 22 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #302 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| 🥉 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 23 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #59 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 27 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| 🥉 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 18 |
| 🥉 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 18 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #8 | P.B.L.T. | 2,358 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #19 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 49 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #4 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 74 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #56 | Pokëmann band-aid | 47 |
| #110 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 15 |
| #70 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 15 |
| #81 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 8 |
| #136 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 10 |
| #79 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 14 |
| #128 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 10 |
| #129 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 13 |
| #90 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 7 |
| #64 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 14 |
| #45 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 26 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #48 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 24 |
| #84 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 18 |
| #64 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 20 |
| #92 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 17 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #168 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #60 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #28 | Racisto Ruidoso | 11 |
| #107 | Rattlin' Chains | 3 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #128 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #15 | Red Roger's red left foot | 5 |
| #11 | Red Roger's red left hand | 9 |
| #10 | Red Roger's red right foot | 10 |
| #17 | Red Roger's red right hand | 4 |
| #37 | Red Rover BB gun | 81 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #26 | Rock and Roll Legend | 79 |
| #98 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #124 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 20 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #77 | Rubee™ | 25 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #6 | Safari Jack's moustache | 53 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #7 | Salsa Caliente™ candle | 81 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #6 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 57 |
| #15 | Scent of a Human™ candle | 51 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #51 | Silver Bullet beer | 41 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #71 | Skullhead's Screw | 3 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #5 | Smoldering Clover™ candle | 130 |
| #22 | Sogg-Os | 16 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 4 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 2 |
| #5 | Staff of the Greasefire | 15 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of the Soupbone | 34 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #123 | Strix stix | 20 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #14 | Swedish massage fish | 35 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #40 | TI-9000 calculator | 89 |
| #170 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 91 |
| #182 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 89 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #220 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 68 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #62 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 27 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #17 | The Beast Within™ candle | 35 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #173 | The Joy of Wassailing | 17 |
| #51 | The Lost Glasses | 2 |
| #4 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 81 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #8 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 2 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #15 | Third Base | 34 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Three Mile Island shorts | 2 |
| #11 | Thriller Ice | 9 |
| #397 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 8 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 4 |
| #311 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #664 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 10 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 15 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #713 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #1090 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #83 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #10 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 66 |
| #121 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 9 |
| #114 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 117 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 3 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 2 |
| #4 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 2 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #11 | Van der Graaf helmet | 22 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #5 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 51 |
| #92 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 10 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #182 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 9 |
| #59 | Wet Russian | 6 |
| #352 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 37 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #8 | Yakisoba's hat | 52 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 31 |
| #183 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 15 |
| #52 | Z-Bone steak | 72 |
| #23 | Ze™ goggles | 394 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 14 |
| #5 | Zombo's skull ring | 7 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #31 | accidental mutton | 2 |
| #54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
| #9 | adorable seal larva | 54 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #229 | alien drugs | 5 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #395 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
| #666 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #112 | anemone nematocyst | 2 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #87 | antimatter wad | 3 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #47 | antique Canadian lantern | 4 |
| #129 | antique beer | 2 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #5 | antique spyglass | 13 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #15 | badass belt | 541 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #4 | bag of unfinished business | 17 |
| #754 | baggie of powdered sugar | 11 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | bakelite bowl | 3 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #5 | bakelite brooch | 2 |
| #60 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #11 | banana candle | 287 |
| #180 | bananagate | 38 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #182 | bath ball gift set | 25 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #39 | bauxite beret | 12 |
| #32 | bauxite boxers | 11 |
| #18 | beach ball marble | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #88 | beautiful rainbow | 5 |
| #78 | beavermouth | 141 |
| #104 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #232 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #34 | beige clambroth marble | 2 |
| #21 | bejeweled cufflinks | 111 |
| #459 | belemnite fossil | 9 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #42 | bellhop bell | 20 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| 🥇 | bewitching boots | 172 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #97 | bindlestocking | 21 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #117 | bit of clingfilm | 29 |
| #46 | bite-me-red lipstick | 278 |
| 🥇 | bitter bowtie | 52 |
| #38 | black and white cracker | 6 |
| #9 | black catseye marble | 2 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #801 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #663 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #33 | black slime glob | 3 |
| #29 | black spot | 33 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #158 | blank fudge mold | 3 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #185 | blind-packed capsule toy | 70 |
| #46 | blob of Alphredo™ | 10 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #9 | blood sausage | 10 |
| #257 | bloody clown pants | 25 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #157 | blue grass | 5 |
| #23 | blue money bag | 10 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #133 | bone abacus | 2 |
| #53 | bone bons | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #9 | booze-soaked cherry | 162 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #95 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #67 | bottle of black cat tonic | 16 |
| #98 | bottle of bubbles | 117 |
| #22 | bottled day | 7 |
| #64 | bottled inspiration | 27 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #157 | bowl of Jeal-O | 9 |
| #61 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 2 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #74 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 36 |
| #1156 | box of sunshine | 190 |
| #11 | boxed gumball machine | 14 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | brazen bracelet | 54 |
| #203 | bread man | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #116 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| #290 | brine | 66 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #165 | brown crock marble | 2 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #21 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 13 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #74 | bucket of wine | 11 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #59 | buffalo dime | 5 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #707 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #173 | burst hellseal brain | 47 |
| #42 | buzzard feather | 3 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #32 | cabooze | 13 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #96 | can of Binarrrca | 109 |
| #204 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 10 |
| #32 | can of mixed everything | 6 |
| #34 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 180 |
| #433 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #40 | candied yams | 174 |
| #75 | candy cane | 554 |
| #144 | candy cigarette | 12 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #17 | candy harmonica | 12 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #815 | candy stake | 8 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #387 | canteen of wine | 70 |
| #13 | carnivorous potted plant | 8 |
| #196 | carton of rotten eggs | 8 |
| #66 | caustic slime nodule | 6 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #39 | chainsaw chain | 20 |
| #59 | chakra sludge | 20 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #27 | charisma potion | 25 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #159 | choco-Crimbot | 9 |
| #202 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #480 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #27 | chocomotive | 14 |
| #440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 24 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #183 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #149 | clockwork key | 11 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #36 | cloning kit | 72 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #28 | club necklace | 105 |
| #101 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #5 | cod cape | 8 |
| #103 | cold seal sweat | 31 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #41 | contract enforcement stick | 68 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #178 | corned-beef Reuben | 12 |
| #29 | corpse on the beach | 108 |
| #70 | corpsebite | 5 |
| #29 | corpsedriver | 110 |
| #29 | corpsetini | 112 |
| #57 | correction fluid | 39 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #565 | corrupted data | 9 |
| #42 | cow poker | 3 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #39 | crown-shaped beanie | 7 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #20 | crusty hula hoop | 20 |
| #42 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 13 |
| #34 | crystal Crimbo platter | 13 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #123 | crystalline cheer | 925 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #70 | cursed scrunchie | 18 |
| #35 | cursed wishbone | 8 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #130 | cylindrical mold | 18 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #21 | deadfall branch | 33 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1205 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #21 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 22 |
| 🥉 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 55 |
| #38 | designer handbag | 41 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #29 | diamond necklace | 90 |
| 🥈 | dice belt buckle | 2 |
| 🥉 | dice ring | 2 |
| 🥉 | dice sunglasses | 2 |
| #4 | dice-print do-rag | 2 |
| 🥉 | dice-print pajama pants | 2 |
| #9 | dice-shaped backpack | 2 |
| #245 | dill | 142 |
| #54 | diluted makeup | 24 |
| #66 | discarded swimming trunks | 4 |
| #84 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 17 |
| #146 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 8 |
| #105 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 12 |
| #131 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 10 |
| #98 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 14 |
| #93 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 15 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 22 |
| #76 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 17 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 15 |
| #106 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 12 |
| #66 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 21 |
| #87 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 15 |
| #127 | discocktail | 52 |
| #47 | disintegrating spiky collar | 12 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #483 | donated booze | 3 |
| #454 | donated candy | 4 |
| #279 | donated food | 26 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #4 | drafty drawers | 12 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #112 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 42 |
| #81 | drive-thru burger | 3 |
| #164 | droll monocle | 5 |
| #27 | droppable microphone | 4 |
| #11 | dropped scrap of paper | 12 |
| #32 | drum of pomade | 34 |
| #13 | dubious loincloth | 7 |
| #56 | duct tape | 891 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #19 | dumb mud | 16 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #9 | ear candle | 308 |
| #147 | ear poison | 5 |
| #30 | eaves droppers | 12 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #8 | eerie fetish | 9 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #55 | eggnog | 313 |
| #137 | eggwater | 4 |
| #32 | eldritch effluvium | 7,395 |
| #21 | eldritch ichor | 1,453 |
| #43 | eldritch mushroom | 3 |
| #5 | eldritch scanner | 11 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #14 | electric crutch | 21 |
| #31 | electric pants | 14 |
| #103 | electrical thingamabob | 154 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #541 | elven limbos gingerbread | 25 |
| #1188 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #31 | elven hardtack | 503 |
| #16 | elven magi-pack | 5,995 |
| #14 | elven medi-pack | 7,859 |
| #724 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #280 | elven socks | 16 |
| #34 | elven squeeze | 412 |
| #793 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #522 | empty agua de vida bottle | 283 |
| #21 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 43 |
| 🥇 | epic cluster | 47 |
| #6 | epic wad | 132 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #27 | executive mime flask | 41 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #493 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #23 | extra-see-thru nightie | 22 |
| #16 | extremely confusing manual | 25 |
| #48 | extremely skinny jeans | 16 |
| #48 | extremely wet T-shirt | 4 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #6 | fake cocktail | 54 |
| #512 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #309 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #1135 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #20 | fancy opera glasses | 108 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #186 | fat loot token | 17 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #27 | festive egg sac | 7 |
| #528 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #231 | festive sausage | 11 |
| 🥉 | fiberglass fannypack | 3 |
| #6 | fiberglass fedora | 3 |
| #5 | fiberglass fetish | 3 |
| #5 | fiberglass fingerguard | 3 |
| #4 | fiberglass foil | 3 |
| #4 | fiberglass frock | 3 |
| #223 | fiery wing | 23 |
| #26 | filet of The Fish | 8 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #102 | filthy lucre | 221 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #56 | fish juice box | 42 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| 🥇 | flagstone fez | 35 |
| #108 | flan del mar | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #126 | flask of mining oil | 27 |
| #193 | flask of tainted mining oil | 27 |
| #21 | fleshy putty | 105 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #249 | flour cookie | 4 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #12 | foam pistol | 6 |
| #93 | foetid seal tear | 60 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #732 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
| #104 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 5 |
| #44 | freightcake | 10 |
| #32 | freshwater fishbone | 69 |
| 🥇 | friendly cheez blob | 170 |
| #196 | frigid fudgepuck | 20 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #50 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 10 |
| #58 | fruitcake | 489 |
| 🥉 | frying brainpan | 7 |
| #253 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #121 | fudge lily | 58 |
| #49 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 17 |
| #90 | fudgecule | 30,791 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #64 | funhouse mirror | 14 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #70 | future drug: Coolscaline | 36 |
| #67 | future drug: Muscularactum | 34 |
| #52 | future drug: Smartinex | 52 |
| #33 | fuzzy busby | 66 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #7 | fuzzy earmuffs | 202 |
| #10 | fuzzy montera | 115 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #25 | garish pinky ring | 103 |
| #4 | gearbox necklace | 41 |
| #30 | genie's bracers | 8 |
| #45 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #35 | genie's scimitar | 7 |
| #33 | genie's turbane | 8 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #93 | ghost beer | 8 |
| #45 | ghost bit | 8 |
| #270 | ghost cucumber | 151 |
| #10 | ghost of a necklace | 350 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #22 | ghost protocol | 27 |
| #70 | ghostly body paint | 56 |
| #35 | ghostly dagger | 5 |
| #32 | giant clay ashtray | 16 |
| #24 | giant designer sunglasses | 104 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #131 | giant green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #122 | giant red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #120 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #216 | gimlet | 2 |
| #5 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 149 |
| #52 | gingerbread bugbear | 523 |
| #46 | gingerbread gavel | 2 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #89 | gladiator tunica | 5 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #101 | glass of herbal tequila | 25 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #120 | gleaming oyster egg | 4 |
| #236 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #138 | glistening oyster egg | 4 |
| #45 | glob of salty molasses | 156 |
| #45 | globe of Deep Sauce | 11 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #46 | goblin water | 15 |
| #82 | gold tooth | 8 |
| #17 | gold wedding ring | 380 |
| #13 | golden fleece | 37 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #164 | gooified animal matter | 13 |
| #87 | gooified mineral matter | 29 |
| #240 | gooified vegetable matter | 6 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #225 | government cheese | 5 |
| #75 | government requisition form | 13 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| #114 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 4 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #4 | grandfather watch | 13 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #183 | gray bow tie | 34 |
| #34 | green and red bean | 439 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #254 | green gummi ingot | 133 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #123 | green rocket | 10 |
| #62 | grilled mooseflank | 47 |
| #61 | grip key | 3 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #4 | groping claw | 12 |
| #112 | grue egg | 152 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #32 | gun parts | 15 |
| #5 | guts necklace | 10 |
| #38 | half-digested coal | 4 |
| #199 | hamlet sandwich | 8 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #21 | handful of confetti | 534 |
| #124 | handful of crafty noodles | 4 |
| #163 | handful of honey | 55 |
| #86 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #111 | hawk | 5 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #33 | heart cozy | 20 |
| #33 | heart necklace | 115 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | heart of the volcano | 459 |
| #17 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 36 |
| #36 | heather graham cracker | 1 |
| #147 | heavy crown | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #44 | hemp candy necklace | 8 |
| #103 | hep waders | 2 |
| #29 | herbal stuffing | 179 |
| #278 | herringcello | 38 |
| #251 | hideous egg | 13 |
| #87 | high-energy mining laser | 18 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #192 | holiday cheese log | 11 |
| #30 | holo-platoon | 1 |
| #30 | holo-tank | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #91 | honey-dew | 6 |
| #96 | honey-drenched ham slice | 38 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #26 | hopping socks | 9 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #44 | hotel minibar key | 11 |
| 🥈 | hothammer | 10 |
| #309 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #220 | huge bowl of candy | 2 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #60 | hunk of granite | 54 |
| #33 | hushed puppy | 6 |
| #791 | iGoogly | 16 |
| #44 | ice hotel bell | 5 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #42 | impure gasoline | 82 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #56 | intact anemone spike | 140 |
| #53 | interesting-looking twig | 162 |
| #6 | intimidating coiffure | 14 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #63 | ironic mint | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #8 | isotophat | 2 |
| #16 | jangly spurs | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #548 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #129 | jawbruiser | 16 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #100 | jerky coins | 218 |
| #55 | jet bennie marble | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #112 | jive turkey leg | 25 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #79 | kamicorpse-ee | 5 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #97 | killing feather | 169 |
| #192 | kiwi beak | 3 |
| #40 | kneecapping stick | 485 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #560 | knuckle sandwich | 38 |
| #174 | kumquartz | 39 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #14 | lab-grown meat | 182 |
| #261 | laser-broiled pear | 33 |
| #839 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #406 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #126 | law-abiding citizen cane | 2 |
| #26 | lawn dart | 15 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #25 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #150 | legitimate business on the beach | 20 |
| #109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
| #40 | letterman's jacket | 6 |
| 🥉 | lewd playing card | 1,613 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #101 | licorice root | 80 |
| #26 | licorice snake | 5 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #45 | liquid ice | 16 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #82 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #76 | lollipop stick | 962 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #16 | lost key | 400 |
| #144 | love song of disturbing obsession | 50 |
| #152 | love song of naughty innuendo | 50 |
| #140 | love song of smoldering passion | 50 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #59 | lucky cat collar | 1 |
| 🥉 | lump of bauxite | 98 |
| #138 | lustrous oyster egg | 3 |
| #8 | macaroni duck | 51 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #124 | madius | 2 |
| #1003 | mafia aria | 13 |
| #58 | mafia filofax | 10 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #42 | mafia pinky ring | 4 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #140 | magnificent oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #47 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #59 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #73 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4 | marble maebari | 2 |
| 🥈 | marble magnet | 2 |
| #4 | marble mantle | 2 |
| #5 | marble mariachi hat | 2 |
| #4 | marble medallion | 2 |
| 🥇 | marble mignonette bowl | 15 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #615 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #148 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #141 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #161 | mime soul fragment | 22 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #55 | mimeplasm | 4 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #69 | moist Crimbo spices | 140 |
| #135 | molten brick | 101 |
| 🥇 | molten medallion | 53 |
| #27 | monster pants | 30 |
| 🥇 | monstrous monocle | 59 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #38 | moomy dust | 2 |
| #89 | mooseflank | 91 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #85 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 46 |
| #131 | motivational poster | 26 |
| #33 | muffled muffuletta | 8 |
| #404 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #37 | muskox-skin cap | 4 |
| 🥇 | musty moccasins | 84 |
| #58 | mutant arm | 1 |
| #10 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #94 | mysterious present | 5 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #434 | nanofiber cloth | 12 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #76 | nastygeist | 32 |
| #9 | natural magick candle | 183 |
| #113 | necrotizing body spray | 75 |
| #76 | nega-mushroom | 28 |
| #83 | negative lump | 1,724 |
| #51 | negotiatin' hammer | 20 |
| #19 | neoprene skullcap | 16 |
| #146 | neutron lollipop | 3 |
| #363 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #111 | non-aged vinegar | 26 |
| #41 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #23 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #241 | nugget of Crimbonium | 10 |
| #16 | nugget of nicksilver | 8 |
| #25 | nugget of quicksilver | 5 |
| #19 | nugget of sicksilver | 7 |
| #17 | nugget of slicksilver | 10 |
| #20 | nugget of thicksilver | 6 |
| #14 | nugget of ticksilver | 5 |
| #17 | nugget of wicksilver | 9 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #20 | obsidian dagger | 165 |
| #38 | odd silver coin | 14 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #528 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old school flying disc | 14 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #362 | old sweatpants | 201 |
| #31 | oldcake | 7 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #30 | orange leather lanyard | 24 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #68 | outlaw bandana | 9 |
| #45 | overloaded micro-reactor | 189 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #36 | pack of pogs | 460 |
| #161 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #88 | paint bomb | 28 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #138 | pair of government shades | 3 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #4 | papier-mâché plaque | 1 |
| #21 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #106 | patent antipsychotics | 8 |
| #255 | patent leather shoes | 26 |
| #43 | peanut brittle shield | 93 |
| #225 | pearidot | 30 |
| #19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #174 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #273 | penguin thesaurus | 26 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #38 | peppermint eel sauce | 450 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #236 | peppermint tailings | 57 |
| #11 | peppermint-scented socks | 38 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #31 | personal graffiti kit | 14 |
| #219 | personalized birthday cake | 7 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #293 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #266 | phish stick | 5 |
| #25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| 🥇 | pig-iron bracers | 228 |
| 🥈 | pig-iron helm | 113 |
| 🥈 | pig-iron shinguards | 137 |
| #19 | pin-stripe slacks | 24 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #28 | pirate pelvis | 150 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #42 | pitted sheet metal | 202 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #20 | plaid cowboy hat | 29 |
| #133 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #156 | plastic ingot | 63 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #66 | pocket ace | 6 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #27 | pog #01 (spider) | 41 |
| #45 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 21 |
| #33 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 30 |
| #31 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 29 |
| #31 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 32 |
| #34 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 30 |
| #33 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 31 |
| #35 | pog #08 (hellion) | 30 |
| #27 | pog #09 (pirate) | 42 |
| #30 | pog #10 (hobo) | 39 |
| #26 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 29 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #14 | poisonsettia | 122 |
| #29 | poker face paint | 6 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | poodle skirt | 12 |
| #20 | pool torpedo | 377 |
| #257 | popsicle stick | 3 |
| #4 | porcelain pelerine | 2 |
| #11 | porcelain pepper mill | 2 |
| #8 | porcelain phantom mask | 2 |
| #5 | porcelain plus-fours | 2 |
| #9 | porcelain police baton | 2 |
| #6 | porcelain porkpie | 2 |
| #23 | portable dam | 4 |
| #167 | portable photocopier | 40 |
| #75 | portable table | 16 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #29 | potato alarm clock | 9 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #106 | powdered candy sushi set | 8 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #56 | press-on ribs | 98 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #49 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
| #16 | projectile chemistry set | 106 |
| #39 | protection stick | 73 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #52 | psychic's amulet | 50 |
| #60 | psychic's circlet | 38 |
| #60 | psychic's crystal ball | 37 |
| #62 | psychic's pslacks | 36 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #408 | puce striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #63 | purple corpsel | 6 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #122 | radiation-resistant helmet | 12 |
| #101 | radiator heater shield | 3 |
| #9 | rainbow glitter candle | 185 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #31 | rattler gland | 8 |
| #14 | rattler rattle | 162 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #28 | realistic cap gun | 20 |
| #15 | really dense meat stack | 121 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #136 | red China marble | 2 |
| #311 | red ale | 3 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #251 | red gummi ingot | 135 |
| #25 | red money bag | 50 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #28 | red wagon | 17 |
| #24 | red-and-green sweater | 90 |
| #80 | red-headed corpse | 4 |
| #5 | red-hot knucklebone | 24 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #4 | remorseless knife | 15 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #37 | rickety old unicycle | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #843 | ridiculous cocktail | 9 |
| #62 | ridiculous sandwich | 22 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1583 | robotronic egg | 7 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1256 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #76 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #97 | rose | 78 |
| #28 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 105 |
| #22 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 123 |
| #24 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 118 |
| #24 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 108 |
| #15 | rubber band gun | 23 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #78 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #59 | runny icing | 136 |
| #23 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 22 |
| #13 | rusty chain necklace | 123 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #29 | salt plum | 436 |
| #94 | salt wages | 67 |
| #41 | salty gumdrop | 138 |
| #29 | sand dollar | 2,232 |
| #16 | sandwich of the gods | 60 |
| #56 | sausage wonton | 5 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #11 | sawblade shield | 137 |
| #162 | scintillating oyster egg | 3 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #336 | scroll of pasta summoning | 42 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #159 | seaode | 1 |
| #64 | seaweed | 12 |
| #11 | self-repairing earmuffs | 30 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #137 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 10 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #251 | shard of double-ice | 4 |
| #74 | shark jumper | 2 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #8 | shock belt | 28 |
| #73 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #70 | shoo-fish pie | 1 |
| #95 | shot of mescal | 29 |
| #85 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 10 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #69 | shovelful of dirt | 48 |
| #129 | shredded hellseal hide | 63 |
| #33 | shrimp cocktail | 14 |
| #12 | shuddering cow skull | 4 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #48 | silent H | 4 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #61 | silent O | 12 |
| #61 | silent X | 7 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #135 | silent pea shooter | 8 |
| #30 | silver cow skull | 19 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #46 | silver shotgun shell | 11 |
| #44 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #73 | sleeping stocking | 22 |
| #113 | sleeve deuce | 35 |
| #69 | slime convention swag bag | 11 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #176 | slimy alveolus | 2 |
| #181 | slow jam collection | 23 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #67 | smoked potsherd | 17 |
| #175 | smoking grass | 530 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | snowstick | 11 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #69 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 136 |
| #78 | soggy used band-aid | 22 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #28 | solid gold bowling ball | 383 |
| #101 | sorority brain | 15 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #210 | space beast fur | 2 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #31 | spade necklace | 110 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #11 | spark plug earring | 29 |
| #47 | sparking robo-battery | 187 |
| #9 | spectre scepter | 508 |
| #46 | spidercow eye-cluster | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #177 | spirit gum | 13 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #139 | spirit pillow | 2 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #31 | spiritual fruitcake | 5 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #299 | spooky bicycle chain | 8 |
| #285 | spooky cosmetics bag | 8 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #19 | spooky lasso | 102 |
| #119 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 4 |
| #150 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #809 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| 🥇 | stained glass spectacles | 21 |
| #15 | stainless steel scarf | 56 |
| #38 | stainless steel shillelagh | 30 |
| #14 | stainless steel skullcap | 30 |
| #11 | stainless steel slacks | 37 |
| #14 | stainless steel solitaire | 33 |
| #44 | stainless steel suspenders | 37 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #21 | steamed oyster | 171 |
| #368 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #37 | steel drivin' hammer | 59 |
| #18 | steely marble | 2 |
| #99 | stick of "gum" | 17 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #19 | sticky gloves | 26 |
| #201 | still-beating spleen | 2 |
| #144 | stink-penny | 15 |
| #27 | stinkwater | 3 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #196 | strawberyl | 38 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #5 | stray chihuahua | 80 |
| #10 | stress ball | 88 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #25 | string of moist beads | 19 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #23 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 695 |
| #52 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 400 |
| #24 | stuffed Hodgman | 9 |
| #48 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 385 |
| #31 | stuffed Meat | 666 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #62 | stuffed angry cow | 417 |
| #65 | stuffed astral badger | 387 |
| #68 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 408 |
| #65 | stuffed cocoabo | 382 |
| #26 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 310 |
| #64 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 418 |
| #66 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 396 |
| #60 | stuffed hand turkey | 384 |
| #23 | stuffed martini | 366 |
| #61 | stuffed mind flayer | 408 |
| #32 | stuffed mink | 701 |
| #27 | stuffed monocle | 671 |
| #76 | stuffed scary death orb | 367 |
| #74 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 371 |
| #64 | stuffed snowy owl | 391 |
| #75 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 367 |
| #60 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 383 |
| #23 | stuffed teddy butler | 677 |
| #25 | stuffed tin of caviar | 716 |
| #67 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 388 |
| #167 | sturdy cane | 3 |
| #26 | stylish swimsuit | 360 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #105 | sucker scaffold | 106 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #111 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #33 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 131 |
| #93 | superheated fudge | 53 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #801 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #12 | synthetic rock | 9 |
| #475 | synthetic stuffing | 14 |
| 🥈 | tailbone shield | 12 |
| #37 | tainted milk | 7 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #53 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 9 |
| #35 | tarnished bottlecap | 134 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #92 | temperance whiskey | 4 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| 🥇 | terra cotta tambourine | 25 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| 🥇 | terra cotta train | 23 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #16 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 9 |
| #20 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #673 | theoretical string | 16 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #67 | thick walrus blubber | 117 |
| #703 | thin black candle | 101 |
| #22 | third ear | 22 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #164 | throwing bone | 7 |
| #129 | throwing candy | 7 |
| #1084 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #30 | tightly-wound spine | 2 |
| #82 | time halo | 5 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #63 | tiny bomb | 111 |
| #155 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 181 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #146 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #28 | tofurkey gravy | 197 |
| #22 | tofurkey leg | 201 |
| #112 | tofurkey nugget | 2 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #110 | tommy gun | 1 |
| 🥉 | tonguebone | 14 |
| #22 | tonic o' Banderas | 6 |
| #143 | torn hellseal sinew | 53 |
| #226 | tourmalime | 31 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #9 | toxic mop | 2 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #992 | toy hoverpad | 8 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #45 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #52 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 18 |
| #52 | transparent nog | 5 |
| 🥈 | transparent pants | 20 |
| #89 | transporter transponder | 37 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #149 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #41 | triggerfingerbone | 4 |
| #561 | trilobite fossil | 6 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #60 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 5 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #37 | unfinished fruitcake | 6 |
| #60 | unidentified drink | 97 |
| #27 | universal biscuit | 120 |
| #172 | unquiet spirits | 6 |
| #86 | unsanitized scalpel | 3 |
| #2074 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #5 | untamable turtle | 52 |
| #42 | unused soap | 73 |
| #8 | unusual disco ball | 50 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1443 | useless powder | 10 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #74 | vampire pellet | 6 |
| #7 | vengeful spirit | 6 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #60 | vial of blood simple syrup | 2 |
| #6 | vial of hot blood | 9 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #231 | vinegar | 160 |
| #60 | violent pastilles | 1 |
| #46 | viral DNA | 81 |
| #164 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 28 |
| #13 | votive of confidence | 93 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #220 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 20 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #118 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #209 | warbear helm fragment | 22 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #311 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #211 | warbear requisition box | 15 |
| #298 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #369 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #218 | warbear trouser fragment | 16 |
| #651 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #73 | warehouse key | 12 |
| #11 | warm fur | 7 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #66 | water-polo cap | 5 |
| #44 | water-polo mitt | 3 |
| #19 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 377 |
| #42 | waterlogged cloth | 34 |
| #42 | waterlogged leather | 33 |
| #42 | waterlogged metal | 32 |
| #38 | waterlogged stuffing | 33 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #75 | whisker pencil | 98 |
| #95 | whiskey in a broken glass | 28 |
| #35 | white Xanadian | 21 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #23 | white money bag | 20 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #26 | willyweed | 126 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #479 | wind-up meatcar | 18 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | wolfskull mask | 15 |
| #25 | worksite credentials | 3 |
| #64 | worst candy | 2 |
| #4 | woven baling wire bracelets | 42 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #13 | wrench bracelet | 140 |
| #35 | wristwatch of the white knight | 2 |
| #8 | wrought-iron waders | 2 |
| 🥉 | wrought-iron walker | 2 |
| 🥈 | wrought-iron whisk | 2 |
| #4 | wrought-iron widget | 2 |
| #6 | wrought-iron wig | 2 |
| #5 | wrought-iron winch crank | 2 |
| #5 | wumpus hair | 470 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #125 | yam candy | 2 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #249 | yellow gummi ingot | 132 |
| #382 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #28 | yule hatchet | 29 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |