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| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
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| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
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| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
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| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
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| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
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| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
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| #98 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
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| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
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| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
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| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
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| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
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| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
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| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #29 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
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| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
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| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
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| #25 | Gene Tonic: Plant | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Slime | 1 |
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| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
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| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
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| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
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| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
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| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
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| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
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| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
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| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
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| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| 🥇 | Living to Drink, Drinking to Live | 1 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #56 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #193 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #61 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #67 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #57 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #109 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Planning on a Budget | 1 |
| #89 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #40 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #32 | Phlegethon | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #152 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #37 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #44 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #53 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| #33 | alien plant fibers | 1 |
| #108 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #156 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| #160 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #194 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #154 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #192 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #157 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #143 | button rouge | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| #257 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #233 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #122 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #128 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #155 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #124 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #126 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #68 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #122 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #268 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #141 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #272 | decent brain | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #113 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #42 | dirt julep | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #30 | double entendre | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #85 | drinks tray | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #95 | dry cleaning receipt | 1 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #137 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #51 | eighth plague | 1 |
| #172 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #158 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #87 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #40 | extremely slippery nipple | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #219 | fireclutch | 1 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #165 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #202 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #128 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #132 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #161 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #160 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #259 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #198 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #188 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #162 | goblin water | 1 |
| #230 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #118 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #262 | government cheese | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #38 | government-issued candy | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #109 | grease trap | 1 |
| #32 | great old fashioned | 1 |
| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #123 | grey cube | 1 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #211 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #113 | haunted flame | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #208 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #46 | hothammer | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #140 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #218 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #197 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #59 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #38 | licorice snake | 1 |
| #222 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #155 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #39 | literal grasshopper | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #25 | low tide martini | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #137 | lucky cat's paw | 1 |
| #164 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #58 | moreltini | 1 |
| #34 | morning dew | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #42 | murderbot component casing | 1 |
| #18 | murderbot memory chip | 1 |
| #41 | murderbot monofilament | 1 |
| #118 | muscle oil | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | mutated candy lump | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #139 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #132 | ninja fear powder | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #39 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #96 | old love note | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #171 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #172 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #160 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #110 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #43 | primitive alien booze | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #35 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #168 | punk patch | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #179 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
| #177 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #216 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #152 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #388 | red ale | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #47 | reverse Tantalus | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #90 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
| #28 | root beer barrel | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
| #156 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #187 | scrunchie tourniquet | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #235 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 1 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #109 | shamanic ham | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #43 | shroomtini | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #124 | single atom | 1 |
| #35 | single entendre | 1 |
| #243 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #206 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #133 | smellbook | 1 |
| #183 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #64 | snake oil | 1 |
| #203 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #27 | soilzerac | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #137 | space marine flash grenade | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #35 | spant chitin | 1 |
| #15 | spant egg casing | 1 |
| #36 | spant tendon | 1 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #127 | spicy jerky stick | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #158 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #173 | steampunk potion | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #95 | straw pole | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
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