| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| 🥇 | Boulevardier cocktail | 6,956 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #291 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #116 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,295 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #9 | Chroner | 8,167 |
| #105 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 9 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #68 | Crimbo Credit | 205 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1920 | Crimbuck | 50 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 5 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Great Older Fashioned | 495 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 16 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #370 | Instant Karma | 19 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #8 | Mysterious Black Box | 517 |
| #9 | Mysterious Blue Box | 444 |
| #12 | Mysterious Green Box | 455 |
| #9 | Mysterious Red Box | 461 |
| #35 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 4 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #55 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #55 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #1808 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #622 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #155 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 18 |
| #323 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1,227 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 2 |
| #198 | Uncle Romulus | 6 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #6 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #10 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #477 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #124 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #1227 | box of sunshine | 172 |
| #81 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #64 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #67 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #10 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 253 |
| #4 | cuppa Royal tea | 489 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #273 | donated booze | 27 |
| #478 | donated candy | 3 |
| #213 | donated food | 45 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #148 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #49 | extra-greasy slider | 69 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| 🥈 | gin and tonic | 10,287 |
| #321 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| 🥈 | great old fashioned | 1,028 |
| #12 | lucky cat's paw | 175 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #4 | marble mignonette bowl | 3 |
| #57 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | murderbot power cell | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned | 2,566 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #47 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfect negroni | 7,870 |
| 🥈 | perfect old-fashioned | 6,110 |
| #15 | photo booth sized crate | 1 |
| #34 | ping-pong ball | 666 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #30 | pirate fledges | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #4 | porcelain pelerine | 2 |
| 🥉 | porcelain pepper mill | 8 |
| #8 | porcelain phantom mask | 2 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #9 | porcelain police baton | 2 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #29 | quantum of familiar | 12 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #48 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #172 | stainless steel scarf | 15 |
| #195 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #456 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #382 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #244 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #178 | stainless steel suspenders | 17 |
| #167 | still-beating spleen | 3 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #16 | unevolved organism | 2 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #80 | warehouse key | 11 |