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| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #299 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #35 | awful poetry journal | 10,327 |
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| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
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| #139 | dusty left fifth rib | 3 |
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| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
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| #81 | dusty left second front claw | 5 |
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| #76 | dusty left third front claw | 5 |
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| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #85 | dusty left thumb | 5 |
| #148 | dusty left tibia | 3 |
| #119 | dusty left twelfth rib | 4 |
| #143 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #130 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 3 |
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| #140 | dusty right fibula | 3 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #191 | dusty right first front claw | 2 |
| #139 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
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| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
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| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #190 | dusty right ninth rib | 2 |
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| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #83 | dusty right second rib | 5 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #45 | dusty right sixth rib | 8 |
| #137 | dusty right tenth rib | 3 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #83 | dusty right third rear claw | 5 |
| #104 | dusty right third rib | 4 |
| #199 | dusty right thumb | 2 |
| #194 | dusty right tibia | 2 |
| #137 | dusty right twelfth rib | 3 |
| #145 | dusty right ulna | 3 |
| #82 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 5 |
| #65 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 6 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #131 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #149 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 3 |
| #187 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #81 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 5 |
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| #140 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #144 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #127 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #191 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #181 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
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| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
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| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #730 | handful of confetti | 57 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| 🥈 | marble magnet | 2 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
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| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | punk rock jacket | 11,178 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #291 | silver shrimp fork | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #35 | terrible poem | 44 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #612 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 27 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 5 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #141 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 6 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #541 | tiny plastic angry goat | 30 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #945 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 21 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #473 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 9 |
| #542 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 30 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #587 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 29 |
| #984 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #464 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #680 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 25 |
| #753 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 23 |
| #467 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 35 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #734 | tiny plastic grue | 23 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hermit | 10 |
| #403 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 39 |
| #535 | tiny plastic killer bee | 30 |
| #511 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 31 |
| #507 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 32 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #385 | tiny plastic mosquito | 40 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #503 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 33 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #693 | tiny plastic stab bat | 25 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #410 | towel | 24 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |