Museum :: Philosofik

Philosofik

Rank	Item	Quantity
#20	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	175
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#4	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#103	Ancient Protector Soda	6
#332	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#216	BURT	136
#219	Baja sopapilla	4
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#156	Barney's rake	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#479	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#11	Black Angus blackburger	7
#218	Bling of the New Wave	6
#157	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#319	Blood Light	11
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#56	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	5
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#487	Boss Bat britches	30
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
🥈	Byte	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#19	Celsius 233	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#238	Chroner	216
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#9	Cold Fang	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#28	Crimbeau de toilette	17
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#105	Crimbo Factory surprise box	29
#16	Crimbo candle	18
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#99	Crimbo dinner	5
#234	Crimbo salad	5
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#134	Crimbo train emergency brake	19
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#42	Crimbolex watch	3
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#108	Crimbosmopolitan	5
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#44	Crimbot battery	89
#47	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	107
#36	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	11
#49	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	14
#40	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	13
#38	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	16
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#76	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	7
#49	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	11
#99	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	5
#87	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	7
#30	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	22
#38	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	15
#45	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	128
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#28	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	24
#48	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	110
#49	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	37
#128	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#37	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	15
#44	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	134
#103	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	5
#35	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	19
#41	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	50
#44	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	123
#55	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	32
#44	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	129
#83	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#6	Crimbow Rainbo	17
#103	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	3
#95	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	119
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#19	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	38
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#253	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	5
#42	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	28
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#21	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	2
#50	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#195	D roll	36
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#26	Driplet	12
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#8	Drunkula's wineglass	1
#40	Dust bunny	234
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#25	Elf Army machine parts	120
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#264	Elf Guard MPC	32
#15	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	3
#99	Elf Guard eyedrops	2
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#30	Elf Guard hotpants	5
#68	Elf Guard insignia (private)	2
#44	Elf Guard patrol cap	3
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#18	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	81
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#888	FDKOL commendation	4
#10	FDKOL fire hose	2
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#95	Fantasma en la Máquina	52
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#105	Flamin' Whatshisname	2
#34	Friendliness Beverage	253
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#103	Go-Wassail	202
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#143	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	7
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#377	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	7
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#156	Inner Strength	3
#32	Inner Truth	6
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#445	Iron Beta of Industry	17
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥈	Jamaican coffee	333
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#22	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	123
#199	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#66	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,198
#81	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	69
#214	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#95	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	4
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#43	Mer-kin cookiestove	139
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#141	My First Art of War	2
#88	New Zealand iced tea	156
#98	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#428	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	14
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#48	Othello's military jacket	4
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#83	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#104	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#28	Racisto Ruidoso	11
#22	Roman sadnals	16
#94	Rompedores de Fantasmas	45
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#4	Scepter of Loathing	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#7	Science Notebook	2
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#272	Silver Bullet beer	9
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#90	Sogg-Os	5
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#80	Stephen's lab coat	2
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#9	Stick-Knife of Loathing	1
#50	Strix stix	75
#234	Summer Nights	5
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#30	TI-9000 calculator	105
#144	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	117
#161	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	105
#157	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	110
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#42	The Emperor's new shirt	2
#88	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#325	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	12
#561	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#64	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	9
#804	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#807	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	5
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#175	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#259	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	13
#186	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#408	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#632	Thwaitgold slug statuette	3
#447	Thwaitgold spider statuette	6
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#313	Thwaitgold termite statuette	32
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#152	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	4
#111	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#115	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	7
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#131	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#42	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#142	Trainbot slag	17
#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
🥉	Treads of Loathing	1
#83	Twelve Night Energy	9
#22	UV monocular	5
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#236	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	55
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#25	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#216	Volartta's bellbottoms	6
#205	Wand of Nagamar	29
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#73	Wet Russian	5
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#32	Yorick	1
#32	Yuleviathan necklace	2
#28	Z-Bone steak	106
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#550	adorable seal larva	5
#182	alien drugs	10
#104	alien source code printout	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#192	ammonite fossil	29
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#38	anemoney clip	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#80	antique Canadian lantern	2
#67	antique beer	9
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#63	augmented-reality shades	6
#94	automa-bot parts	31
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#1477	badass belt	37
#18	bag of unfinished business	3
#9	bakelite badge	1
#14	balanced antler	8
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#601	bananagate	7
#93	bananarama bangle	1
🥉	baneful bandolier	3
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#109	bark rootbeer	6
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#9	beavermouth	1,075
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#144	belemnite fossil	39
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#25	birdbone corset	12
#99	bite-me-red lipstick	172
#297	black and white cracker	1
#15	black brandy	7
#28	black catseye marble	1
#156	black spot	5
#137	blank diary	1
#10	blank fudge mold	38
#43	blind-packed capsule toy	452
#151	blob of Alphredo™	3
#127	blue grass	10
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#43	boiling seal blood	19
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#95	bottle of Crimbognac	3
#447	bottle of bubbles	18
#187	bottle of fire	58
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#142	bow staff	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#136	brain preservation fluid	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#320	bread line	3
#144	brilliant oyster egg	3
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#98	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
#238	bubble-wrap simulator	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#15	bugbear detector	5
#110	bugbear purification pill	2
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#121	cabooze	7
#627	can of Binarrrca	14
#156	can of V-11	3
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#68	can of mixed everything	2
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#433	candied bolts	4
#177	candied nuts	6
#22	candy cigarette	111
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#140	caustic slime nodule	2
#78	centurion helmet	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#28	chakra malt	24
#192	chakra sludge	4
#36	chakra-mental wine	25
#56	chamoisole	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#39	choco-Crimbot	128
#102	chocomotive	7
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#33	cold seal sweat	42
#244	communal gobstopper	4
#15	complicated lock impression	2
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
#31	contract enforcement stick	98
#74	cookie cookie	6
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥈	cool iron greaves	1
🥉	cool iron helmet	1
#254	corned-beef Reuben	3
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#653	corrupted data	4
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#174	crystalline cheer	681
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#54	cursed wishbone	7
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#86	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	5
#740	designer handbag	3
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#647	dill	60
#18	discarded swimming trunks	29
#25	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	46
#22	disco horoscope (Aries)	50
#28	disco horoscope (Cancer)	46
#22	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	51
#16	disco horoscope (Gemini)	54
#19	disco horoscope (Leo)	67
#19	disco horoscope (Libra)	66
#21	disco horoscope (Pisces)	49
#25	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	47
#26	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	47
#25	disco horoscope (Taurus)	42
#29	disco horoscope (Virgo)	41
#27	discocktail	285
#43	dog ointment	7
#331	donated booze	20
#258	donated candy	30
#408	donated food	8
#53	drafty drawers	1
#19	dreadful glove	1
#4	dreadful sweater	1
#169	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	10
🥉	drippy enzyme	1
#10	drippy orb	1
#8	drippy pilsner	1
#16	drippy plum(?)	1
🥇	drippy shield	1
#11	drippy staff	1
#14	drippy stake	1
#16	drippy stein	5
#81	droll monocle	16
#30	drone self-destruct chip	11
#429	drop of water-37	2
#336	drum of pomade	2
#52	dubious loincloth	1
#112	dumb mud	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#51	ear poison	146
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#51	eerie fetish	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
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#76	sealhide buckler	1
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#50	security automa-core	1
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#111	super-absorbent tarp	1
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#41	time shuriken	1
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#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
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#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
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#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#51	tonguebone	1
#447	tourmalime	12
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#24	toy Crimbot mega face	2
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#21	toy Crimbot rocket legs	2
#21	toy Crimbot super fist	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#387	traditional Crimbo cookie	4
#143	transparent nog	3
#50	transparent pants	1
#223	trilobite fossil	22
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#15	unidentified drink	442
#124	unquiet spirits	13
#34	unsanitized scalpel	11
#721	untamable turtle	3
#28	unused soap	103
#128	unused walkie-talkie	6
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#42	vampire pellet	10
#17	vengeful spirit	3
#52	vial of hot blood	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#8	villainous scythe	1
#29	viral DNA	109
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#329	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
#68	warbear auto-anvil	3
#405	warbear battery	3
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#37	warbear beeping telegram	24
#94	warbear breakfast machine assembler	7
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#22	warbear chemistry lab	6
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#54	warbear drone assembler	10
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#17	warbear empathy chip	18
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#51	warbear energy bracers	4
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#5	warbear feathered fedora	2
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#30	warbear foil hat	6
#11	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#35	warbear gyrocopter	17
#266	warbear helm fragment	9
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#28	warbear high-efficiency still	6
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#23	warbear jackhammer drill press	6
#26	warbear laser beacon	7
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#57	warbear metalworking primer	16
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#39	warbear oil pan	5
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#32	warbear procedural hilarity drone	24
#80	warbear robo-camouflage unit	15
#24	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	30
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#25	warbear soda machine assembler	17
#224	warbear trouser fragment	15
#95	warbear wardance potion	23
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#65	warehouse key	13
#42	warm fur	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#13	water log	8
#179	water-polo cap	1
#17	weedy skirt	1
#4	whalecake	15
#27	whalegun	2
#21	whalesteak	44
#92	whisker pencil	89
#64	whiskey in a broken glass	51
#24	white earbuds	1
#120	wind-up meatcar	98
#94	wings of fire	1
🥇	witch's bra	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#30	wolfskull mask	2
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#469	yellow gummi ingot	52
#37	yule grog	1
#149	yule hatchet	1
#70	yule pup	2
#18	zombie accordion	1
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 51,244 items total!

what items are this player missing?