| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #71 | Adventurer bobblehead | 2 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #92 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #25 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #32 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #19 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #10 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #543 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #4 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 2 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #17 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 2 |
| #110 | How to Avoid Scams | 2 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #109 | How to Play Othello | 4 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #14 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #9 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #5 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 2 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #26 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #111 | Mr. Haggis | 27 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #126 | My First Art of War | 3 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #188 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 3 |
| 🥇 | Party Planning on a Budget | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #84 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #4 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #28 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #19 | Skully's hot chocolate | 5 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #140 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #94 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #25 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #15 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 2 |
| #33 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #330 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #267 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #897 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #369 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 25 |
| #594 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #689 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 8 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #15 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1323 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #730 | barrrnacle | 18 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bottle of Professor Beer | 524 |
| #32 | bottled day | 6 |
| #28 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #401 | box of sunshine | 947 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #134 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #71 | compounded experience | 3 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #207 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #89 | extremely confusing manual | 2 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #183 | haggis socks | 2 |
| #184 | haggis-infused soap | 2 |
| #83 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 63 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #459 | lollipop stick | 79 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #360 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #503 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #399 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #23 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #22 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #95 | pocket wish | 3 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #104 | smellbook | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #131 | standards and practices guide | 2 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #108 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #1511 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #65 | wriggling severed nose | 2 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #79 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |