| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #89 | Ancient Saucehelm | 15 |
| #32 | Angelhair Culottes | 17 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #334 | BURT | 74 |
| #37 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 16 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #36 | Bling of the New Wave | 16 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #41 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 16 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #70 | Colander of Em-er'il | 16 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #34 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 23 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #12 | Drunkula's silky pants | 2 |
| #71 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 21 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #24 | Elder Turtle Shell | 28 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #66 | Freddy Kruegerand | 230 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #23 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 21 |
| #20 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 22 |
| #125 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #943 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #66 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 12 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #20 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 5 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #47 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 14 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #54 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 18 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #67 | Lederhosen of the Night | 17 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #121 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 165 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 2 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #53 | Newman's Own Trousers | 14 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #104 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 16 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #670 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #36 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 17 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #58 | adorable seal larva | 21 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #10 | anger blaster | 3 |
| 🥇 | annealed drippy orb | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #181 | badass belt | 174 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #11 | consolation ribbon | 2 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #679 | empty agua de vida bottle | 135 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #1046 | filthy lucre | 24 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #126 | friendly cheez blob | 14 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #416 | hobo nickel | 607 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #74 | macaroni duck | 16 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #59 | mutant arm | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #130 | obsidian dagger | 87 |
| #458 | old sweatpants | 154 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| 🥈 | paraffin palazzos | 2 |
| 🥈 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 2 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #10 | regret hose | 3 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #320 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered shovel | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #135 | spectre scepter | 180 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #124 | stray chihuahua | 18 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #18 | untamable turtle | 30 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #72 | unusual disco ball | 17 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #213 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 46 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #338 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |