| #26 | Überraschthexengebräu | 37 |
| #70 | Adventurer bobblehead | 2 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #25 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #14 | Frosty's arm | 3 |
| #30 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
| #4 | Frosty's iceball | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #17 | Hodgman's blanket | 85 |
| #43 | Instant Karma | 269 |
| #8 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 3 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 3 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #41 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of the Electric Range | 4 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 2 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of the Soupbone | 3 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #16 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 13 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 5 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 18 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #80 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 50 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #8 | alien animal milk | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #5 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #10 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #302 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #5 | paraffin poncho | 2 |
| #7 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #53 | perfect mimosa | 5 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #19 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #44 | programmable turtle | 39 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #25 | s'more | 5,000 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #104 | seal-blubber candle | 50 |
| #109 | seal-brain elixir | 12 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #103 | sealhide snare | 8 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #127 | sizzling seal fat | 2 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #126 | snailmail bits | 2 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #96 | tortoboggan | 2 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #4 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #5 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #9 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |