| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #28 | Adventurer bobblehead | 6 |
| #146 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #66 | BURT | 439 |
| #150 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #68 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 7 |
| #751 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| 🥇 | Beach Comb | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #276 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #694 | Bonerdagon necklace | 16 |
| #288 | Boss Bat bling | 12 |
| #371 | Boss Bat britches | 38 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #633 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO wine | 16 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #118 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 8 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #168 | Cosmic Calorie | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2379 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| 🥈 | Deck of Every Card | 1 |
| #436 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #347 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #389 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #85 | Elder Turtle Shell | 15 |
| 🥇 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber | 1 |
| #218 | Freddy Kruegerand | 7 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #66 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 12 |
| #64 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 12 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #238 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #73 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 11 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #116 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 8 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #310 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 42 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #18 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #134 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 156 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #76 | Newman's Own Trousers | 11 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #104 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #170 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #50 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 77 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #892 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1091 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 51 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Time-Spinner | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #315 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #32 | aerated diving helmet | 16 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #66 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #187 | badass belt | 168 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #350 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
| #44 | big tun | 71 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #241 | blue class ring | 15 |
| #327 | bottle of goofballs | 76 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #159 | bunny liver | 63 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #216 | burst hellseal brain | 34 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #61 | crystalline cheer | 2,388 |
| #39 | damp old wallet | 3 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #42 | disintegrating barrel | 126 |
| #54 | dusty barrel | 43 |
| #467 | easter egg balloon | 49 |
| #815 | empty agua de vida bottle | 70 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #70 | fat loot token | 66 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #1221 | filthy lucre | 15 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #209 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #65 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #335 | green clay bead | 28 |
| #123 | grue egg | 148 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | hewn moon-rune spoon | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #347 | hobo nickel | 797 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #66 | little firkin | 28 |
| #313 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #70 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #17 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #47 | moist barrel | 21 |
| #265 | motivational poster | 15 |
| #39 | mouldering barrel | 81 |
| #61 | normal barrel | 98 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #324 | obsidian dagger | 49 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #343 | old sweatpants | 219 |
| #66 | ornate picture frame | 47 |
| #316 | pink clay bead | 48 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #140 | pork elf goodies sack | 56 |
| 🥉 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| #42 | psychic's amulet | 84 |
| #37 | psychic's circlet | 90 |
| #43 | psychic's crystal ball | 76 |
| #38 | psychic's pslacks | 84 |
| #90 | purple clay bead | 51 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #177 | red class ring | 98 |
| #136 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #44 | rotting barrel | 44 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #210 | shredded hellseal hide | 28 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #304 | slow jam collection | 14 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #178 | spectre scepter | 156 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #310 | stainless steel scarf | 10 |
| #251 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #288 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #504 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #788 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #147 | torn hellseal sinew | 50 |
| #26 | toy sixgun | 6 |
| #138 | untamable turtle | 12 |
| #544 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #564 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #50 | weathered barrel | 94 |
| #213 | white class ring | 50 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #696 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #563 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #18 | wriggling worm | 413 |