Nion

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#284"DRINK ME" potion63
#11191-ball2
#10502-ball2
#14573-ball1
#11134-ball2
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#10775-ball2
#14266-ball1
#11167-ball2
#14248-ball6
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#468ASCII shirt3
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#120Angelhair Culottes8
#197Argarggagarg's fang8
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#239BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt4
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#540BGE merchandise order form6
#373BGE shotglass18
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#47BRICKO bat1
#22BRICKO bulwark9
#58BRICKO ooze1
#60BRICKO pearl4
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#100Baron von Ratsworth's monocle76
#509Baron von Ratsworth's tophat4
#223Bash-Ōs cereal2
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#479Blackfly Chardonnay4
#456Blatantly Canadian3
#608Bling of the New Wave2
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#188Bohemian rhapsody2
#267Bonerdagon necklace40
#116Boozehounds Anonymous token8
#668Boris's ring2
#613Boss Bat bling5
#371Boss Bat britches38
#571Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air6
#336Brimstone Chicken Sandwich22
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#454CRIMBCO mug26
#22CRIMBCO scrip10,000
#1011CRIMBCO wine6
#1703CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#173CSA discount card7
#85Can-Can skirt1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#309Codpiece of the Goblin King23
#325Colander of Em-er'il7
#145Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce4
#534Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#306Corpse Island iced tea17
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#869Crimbo candied pecan8
#903Crimbo fudge8
#922Crimbo peppermint bark7
#555Crown of the Goblin King46
#195DNOTC Box2
#1098Daffy Taffy20
#205Danglin' Chad's loincloth3
#915Dickory Farms Gift Basket5
#347Disco 'Fro Pick8
#454Dolphin King's crown10
#421Double Bacon Beelzeburger15
#200Dr. Hobo's scalpel18
#231Drowsy Sword82
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#92Earring of Fire1
#137Eau de Guaneau4
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#308Elf Farm Raffle ticket9
#346Elmley shades2
#333Ent cider24
#307FDKOL hotcakes10
#203Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots63
#228Frat Army FGF16
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#527Frosty's frosty mug2
#16Frosty's iceball1
#60GOTO27
#286Galapagosian Cuisses4
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#604Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#633Gnollish flyswatter2
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#416Gnollish toolbox7
#151Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer3
#486Go-Wassail35
#107Green Clover of Justice15
#97Heimandatz's heart12
#262Hippy Army MPE22
#234Hollandaise helmet20
#1023Imp Ale53
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#383Iron Beta of Industry21
#426Jack-in-the-box14
#107Jocko Homo's head12
#399Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet4
#94Knob Göblin lòve potion1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#204Knob Goblin firecracker117
#703Knob Goblin love potion6
#268Knob Goblin lunchbox5
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#746Knob Goblin visor2
#217Knob pasty2
#389Knoll shroomkabob2
#334Krakrox's Loincloth3
#550La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#318Lederhosen of the Night4
#2017Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet8
#398Lord of the Flies-sized fries19
#814M-2425
#227Mad Train wine482
#68Manetwich14
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#916Meleegra™ pills3
#215Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler19
#656Microplushie: Bropane8
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#499Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid7
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#774Microplushie: Gothochondria4
#750Microplushie: Hippylase6
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#819Microplushie: Hobomosome2
#643Microplushie: Otakulone11
#764Microplushie: Raverdrine3
#673Microplushie: Sororitrate7
#2280Mr. Mediocrebar5
#266Newman's Own Trousers4
#261Nickel Gamma of Frugality26
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#566Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster12
#804Penultimate Fantasy chest2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#220Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip9
#304Pokëmann figurine: Duck5
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#182Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump8
#446Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking3
#291Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan5
#414Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap5
#356Pokëmann figurine: Moog2
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#293Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu7
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#301Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf7
#349Pokëmann figurine: Twitter6
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#389Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth5
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#370Red Rover BB gun9
#2229Rock Pops6
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#314SPF 451 lip balm7
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#66Safari Jack's moustache14
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#356Schrödinger's thermos50
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#685Spam Witch sammich16
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#623Supernova Champagne2
#1713Tasty Fun Good rice candy3
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#256The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones5
#513The Big Book of Pirate Insults4
#182The Mariachi's guitar case9
#302The Necbronomicon1
#70Thwaitgold bee statuette13
#35Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette18
#924Thwaitgold maggot statuette5
#1091Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#92Tiger-lily's milk34
#745Trollhouse cookies17
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#191Typical Tavern swill42
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#365Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide34
#363Uncle Romulus3
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#177Volartta's bellbottoms7
#106White Hyborian1
#1358Wint-O-Fresh mint4
#51Workytime Tea60
#113Yakisoba's hat10
#145Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher69
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#1758Yummy Tummy bean57
#237Ze™ goggles4
#658Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#309Zu Mannkäse Dienen6
#469abominable snowcone22
#503accidental cider1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#379adorable seal larva7
#396ancient frozen dinner4
#671ancient protein powder1
#190ancient stone fist4
#177ancient stone head3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1883anniversary gift box2
#305anticheese23
#888antique greaves1
#898antique helmet1
#338antique packet of ketchup3
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#328asbestos apron2
#435asbestos crossbow1
#478asbestos sword1
#388asshat3
#2064astronaut pants1
#1126baby killer bee5
#2045baconstone2
#604badass belt81
#16badass pie97
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#147bag of lard8
#398baggie of powdered sugar49
#430balaclava1
#305balloon helmet1
#1030balloon monkey1
#338banana cream pie1
#87banana milkshake1
#139banana peel39
#93bananarama bangle1
#487bar skin17
#156barbed-wire fence50
#129bargain flash powder8
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#913barrrnacle12
#245barskin hat2
#88barskin loincloth1
#98basic meat fez1
#940bat guano1
#216bat wing kabob1
#628batgut20
#1192bath ball gift set2
#49beach ball marble1
#144beach glass bead52
#157beer-soaked mop3
#489beertini3
#79beige clambroth marble1
#270bejeweled cufflinks16
#242bellhop bell1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#272big bass drum3
#26big bumboozer marble1
#549bilge wine10
#313bindlestocking9
#469black & tan2
#75black BRICKO brick1
#28black catseye marble1
#351black eyedrops2
#383black forest cake6
#290black forest ham7
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#190black spot4
#727black sword1
#137blank diary1
#159blended frozen swill1
#744bloody beer4
#410bloody mary3
#124blue class ring34
#1001blue polka-dot oyster egg4
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#242boilermaker1
#36bone and arrows1
#301bone aperitif1
#69bone chips398
#52bone crusher1
#277bone meal1
#61boneana hammock1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#280boring spaghetti1
#53bottle of Blank-Out310
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#150bottle of Mystic Shell6
#146bottle of Pinot Renoir11
#57bottle of Vangoghbitussin18
#563bottle of alcohol2
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#348bottle of goofballs71
#132bottle of pirate juice6
#461bottle of popskull3
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#103box of Pokëmann band-aids19
#6715box of sunshine2
#175boxing glove2
#380brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings2
#247brains casserole1
#501breaded beer1
#247briefcase32
#110bronze handcuffs1
#247brown crock marble1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#98bubble-wrap simulator10
#615bubblewrap ore1
#103bucket of honey38
#108buffalo blade1
#44bugged bön±Ã©t1
#150bum cheek135
#155bumblebee marble1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#539bunny liver7
#308burst hellseal brain18
#185calavera concertina1
#98can cannon1
#740can of Binarrrca11
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#186can of Ghuol-B-Gone™3
#385can of Swiller4
#592can of maces1
#162can of spinach12
#81can of sterno3
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#418can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce22
#541candied yams17
#2005candy cane12
#414canopic jar7
#609cardboard ore1
#521cardboard wakizashi2
#62caret5
#526carob chunk cookies2
#731carob chunks1
#458casino pass5
#809cast5
#45cheap cigar butt99
#423cheap toaster5
#1063chef's hat1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#431chocolate cigar3
#52chocolate disco ball42
#689chorizo brownies1
#653chorizo taco2
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#124clay peace-sign bead61
#30clockwork handle2
#102clockwork hat1
#134clockwork maid1
#101clockwork pants1
#40clockwork rod1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#585clown skin5
#185clown wig1
#517club necklace13
#119club of the five seasons1
#540cocktail napkin2
#777cold ninja mask1
#568colorful plastic ball5
#486concentrated magicalness pill2
#604cool mushroom2
#864cool whip1
#528cornuthaum5
#369corpse on the beach14
#287corpsedriver17
#385corpsetini13
#314corrupted data49
#503cranberries36
#209cranberry schnapps3
#97crappy brain81
#391crazy little Turkish delight24
#433cream pie1
#570cream stout1
#46crowbar10
#327cruelty-free wine6
#362crumbling rat skull1
#223crusty hula hoop1
#102cupcake-in-a-cup4
#104curdflinger1
#60cyber-mattock3
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#438dark potion21
#1292dead guy's watch1
#29dead lights pie14
#615deadly lampshade1
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#83decent brain190
#202decorative fountain51
#165delicious spicy noodles2
#134demon-horned hat1
#158demonskin trousers1
#68dented harmonica67
#405deodorant4
#405depantsing bomb5
#405designer handbag7
🥇detour shield1
#173devilish folio3
#695diamond necklace10
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#152dirty hobo gloves189
#393disbelief suspenders2
#751disco ball28
#550disco mask47
#361disease32
#212distilled fortified wine12
#655donkey flipbook1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#97dragon snaps38
#79dripping meat crossbow1
#76dripping meat staff1
#100dripping meat sword1
#135drop of water-37100
#367drum of pomade1
#163drywall axe81
#763duct tape34
#163dungeoneer's dungarees8
#745dusty bottle of Marsala6
#332dusty bottle of Merlot56
#701dusty bottle of Muscat8
#365dusty bottle of Pinot Noir43
#393dusty bottle of Port38
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#327easter egg balloon63
#461effervescent potion18
#504effluvious emerald1
#1355eggnog8
#139elephant stinger3
#502empty Cloaca-Cola bottle18
#916empty agua de vida bottle37
#375enchanted barbell3
#541enchanted leopard-print barbell12
#177enchanted toothpick8
#124enchantlers1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#239escargotsicle1
#70expensive cigar3
#249exploding hacky-sack5
#74extra-large palm-frond toupee2
#163extra-potent gremlin mutagen1
#819eye of newt3
#136eye of the Tiger-lily5
#907eyepatch2
#952f3d0r41
#81facehugging alien14
#106facsimile dictionary81
#197fake blood6
#684fancy bath salts5
#77fancy beef jerky2
#323fancy opera glasses13
#497fat stacks of cash14
#159fat wallet3
#811felt11
#508ferret bait5
#173fiery wing41
#513figurine of a charred seal5
#880fine wine1
#234finger cymbals2
#220[2426]fire flower5
#431fire poi2
#67fishy fish lasagna5
#175fistful of ashes26
#491fizzy potion15
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#955flaming crutch1
#696flaming mushroom2
#269floral print shirt1
#275flower petal pie1
#68flowing hippy skirt16
#472flute of flat champagne10
#63flypaper staff1
#293foam noodle3
#88forbidden sausage3
#213fossilized baboon skull3
#247fossilized bat skull2
#172fossilized demon skull3
#263fossilized limb39
#306fossilized spider skull1
#299fossilized spike14
#229fossilized spine8
#400fossilized torso10
#305fossilized wing11
#279fossilized wyrm skull2
#450fricasseed brains1
#179friendly cheez blob11
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#811frozen feather1
#1786fruitcake6
#132fruity girl swill1
#380fudge bunny1
#258fudge spork1
#521funky dried mushroom7
#496fuzzy busby3
#271fuzzy dice14
#306garish pinky ring15
#498gas balloon5
#93gauze shorts2
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#257ghuol-ear kabob1
#78giant cheesestick1
#34giant clay ashtray15
#266giant designer sunglasses17
#145giant discarded bottlecap34
#477giant discarded plastic fork21
#155giant discarded torn-up glove28
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#642giant moxie weed1
#195giant pinky ring77
#234gift-a-pult2
#210gingham blouse1
#126ginormous pumpkin2
#89glass gnoll eye1
#114glass of baboon milk20
#72glistening staff1
#630gloomy black mushroom5
#821goat beard1
#87goblin autoblowgun5
#395gold lamé pants1
#63good brain965
#1709googly eye4
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#80goulauncher1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#122grease gun1
#215green clay bead57
#100green hamhock1
#278green peawee marble1
#288green pixel potion2
#402green smoke bomb2
#379gremlin juice4
#305grue egg79
#734grue egg omelette1
#239guard turtle collar2
#79guard turtle shell39
#870guitar pick1
#84gun cleaning kit2
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#295half-rotten brain2
#86halfberd9
#497handful of confetti81
#426handful of sawdust6
#463handful of walnuts1
#582heart necklace12
#157heart of the volcano43
#76heavy leather-bound tome3
#380hellseal claw51
#353hellseal whisker42
#777helmet turtle33
#1009herb brownies3
#492herbal stuffing16
#52hideous egg26
#160holiday log1
#115hot egg2
#62hot plate75
#201hot stuffing1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1129ice-cold Willer10
#924ice-cold six-pack2
#455icy katana hilt4
#426icy-hot katana1
#39igloo pie6
#163imitation crab meat15
#77imp unity ring72
#411inflatable duck2
#691invisible bag1
#44ironic battle spoon9
#41ironic jogging shorts8
#64ironic moustache2
#75ironic oversized sunglasses1
#139ivory cue ball1
#312jack flapper1
#162jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade2
#581jar of squeeze1
#460jerky coins43
#123jet bennie marble1
#543jug-o-magicalness1
#218kneecapping stick77
#230knob bugle4
#84kumquartz ring1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1016lead necklace3
#201leather bookmark1
#897leather mask1
#362lemon meringue pie1
#174lemonade marble1
#441lihc eye pie3
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#301linoleum crossbow2
#437linoleum staff1
#196lion oil5
#153little round pebble2
#31liver and let pie31
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#53lollipop stick1,197
#280longhaired hippy wig2
#377los chinos1
#311lucky rabbit's foot21
#251lupine sword3
#209macaroni duck9
#295magic whistle3
#377magicalness-in-a-can9
#750many-eyed glasses1
#737maple syrup2
#596mariachi G-string2
#309mariachi hat8
#443mariachi pants34
#220marshmallow118
#214marshmallow flambé3
#1323marzipan skull1
#523mauve polka-dot oyster egg6
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#118meat cowboy hat1
#840meat paste4
#98meat st‰¿bing club8
#65meatloaf helmet2
#211meatsmithing guide1
#348melted Jell-o shot3
#586mind flayer corpse8
#117miniature carton of clove cigarettes5
#198mixed wildflower greens4
#466mojo filter1
#44mole skin notebook4
#430molotov cocktail cocktail5
#36molten medallion1
#63monster pants9
#646mother's little helper1
#1081motivational poster2
#270moxie weed85
#152muculent machete1
#434mugcake3
#105mummy mask2
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#64neurostim pill21
#858ninja hot pants1
#495ninja mop2
#139obsidian dagger83
#471ocarina of space1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#103old school Mafia knicke½æ1
#1291old sweatpants20
#440opera mask1
#56orange leather lanyard11
#435orange peel hat1
#726oversized pizza cutter2
#70oversized snowflake1
#832oyster basket4
#956pack of KWE trading card3
#1315pail3
#187painful penne pasta1
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#189palm-frond capris1
#238palm-frond cloak1
#46palm-frond fan11
#122palm-frond net1
#213palm-frond whip1
#290pants of the Slug Lord13
#277papaya sling5
#477papaya slung2
#47paperclip1,030
#141paperclip sproinger1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#367party hat6
#1682passable elf mask1
#435pasta spoon54
#274pat-a-cake pendant4
#194patchouli incense stick155
#249patchouli oil bomb5
#263peanut brittle shield12
#147penguin skin buckler1
#910personalized coffee mug3
#104pestoblade1
#198phat turquoise bead47
#248philosopher's scone3
#332phish stick3
#889phonics down12
#73physiostim pill30
#151piece of wedding cake66
#118pig-iron bracers2
#61pig-iron helm3
#125pig-iron shinguards2
#709pile of candy6
#263pile of gold coins6
#87pimpin' meat hat1
#139pink clay bead147
#102pipe wrench1
#52piping organ pie2
#92pirate brochure2
#150pirate pamphlet1
#132pirate tract1
#477pitchfork2
#71pixel orb1
#531plastic passion fruit2
#269pocket theremin1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#41pool of liquid metal18
#101popsicle stick27
#335pork elf goodies sack21
#1531porquoise3
#117portable photocopier54
#195possessed tomato2
#143potato pistol1
#560poutine3
#74poutine pole1
#103powdered donut35
#101powdered wig8
#19pregnant gloomy black mushroom10
#1131pretty flower13
#66protein paste5
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#266pumpkin beer1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#90purple clay bead51
#36puzzling ribbon1
#485pygmy blowgun1
#159quantum taco200
#123ram-battering staff1
#100raspberry beret1
#234rat appendix kabob5
#567ravioli hat33
#135razor-sharp can lid185
#250really dense meat stack25
#171really thick bandage1
#144recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#217red China marble1
#256red class ring51
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#231red wagon1
#381red-and-green sweater6
#72repeating crossbow1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#279ring of half-assed regeneration11
#1155roasted marshmallow8
#740rocky raccoon2
#274roll of toilet paper374
#452royal jelly13
#1103rubber WWBD? bracelet7
#1290rubber WWJD? bracelet6
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#467stuffed Baron von Ratsworth95
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#1053stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech46
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#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
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#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
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#648vinegar-soaked lemon slice1
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#273worthless gewgaw22
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#686wussiness potion8
#262yellow plastic oyster egg20
#353yellow polka-dot oyster egg6
#619yellow striped oyster egg4

Wow, that's 29,851 items total!

what items are this player missing?