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| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #19 | BRAINS shorts | 85 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #29 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 82 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #89 | Blood Light | 41 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #88 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 18 |
| #114 | CSA fire-starting kit | 201 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #8 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbo paste | 71 |
| #634 | Crimbuck | 1,525 |
| #166 | Ecto-Cooler | 7 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #59 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 37 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #64 | Nightstalker perfume | 44 |
| #55 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 9 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #35 | Silver Bullet beer | 48 |
| #96 | The Cooler Out of Space | 29 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #5 | beastly paste | 301 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #294 | bite-me-red lipstick | 59 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #50 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 9 |
| #7 | bug paste | 37 |
| #12 | chaos popcorn | 170 |
| #23 | chlorophyll paste | 6 |
| #7 | cosmic paste | 16 |
| #19 | cursed scrunchie | 45 |
| #19 | demonic paste | 13 |
| #15 | drum of pomade | 57 |
| #7 | duct tape dockers | 50 |
| #15 | ectoplasmic paste | 31 |
| #4 | elemental paste | 58 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #102 | extra-see-thru nightie | 6 |
| #32 | extremely skinny jeans | 21 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #103 | ghost protocol | 7 |
| #189 | ghostly body paint | 27 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #23 | greasy paste | 12 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #38 | hippy paste | 3 |
| #29 | hobo paste | 5 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #49 | necrotizing body spray | 118 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #19 | oily paste | 22 |
| #39 | orc paste | 3 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #25 | pirate paste | 8 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #24 | popcorn | 20 |
| #332 | press-on ribs | 20 |
| #12 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1,588 |
| #49 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #18 | sorority brain | 85 |
| #37 | stolen sushi | 944 |
| #30 | stomp box | 2 |
| #11 | strange paste | 15 |
| #2151 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #2137 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #1370 | stuffed key | 25 |
| #2129 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2153 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #1522 | stuffed treasure chest | 19 |
| #35 | throwing bone | 24 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #100 | weremoose spit | 5 |
| #42 | whisker pencil | 130 |