| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #68 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #61 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #215 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #631 | BURT | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #179 | CSA obedience grenade | 2 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #122 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #205 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #446 | FDKOL commendation | 411 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #227 | Nardz energy beverage | 2 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #159 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 4 |
| #738 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #695 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 5 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #126 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #162 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #104 | badass pie | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #94 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #102 | bottled swamp gas | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #227 | brass gear | 1 |
| #103 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #406 | bubblin' crude | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #134 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #256 | cheap cigar butt | 7 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #445 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #202 | cold seal sweat | 13 |
| #15 | corned-beef Reuben | 198 |
| #110 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #183 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #87 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #29 | drum machine | 537 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #849 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #997 | felt | 9 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #201 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #578 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #362 | fossilized torso | 12 |
| #478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #233 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #84 | hot daub | 9 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #70 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #62 | loaf of soda bread | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #131 | lump of Brituminous coal | 2 |
| #201 | lump of coal | 2 |
| #109 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #64 | old chum | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #241 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #529 | paperclip | 71 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #196 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #99 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #96 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1898 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1299 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #76 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #246 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #483 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #368 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #174 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #158 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |