| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #67 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #59 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #179 | CSA obedience grenade | 2 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #122 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #24 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #446 | FDKOL commendation | 411 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #226 | Nardz energy beverage | 2 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #844 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #69 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 4 |
| #738 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #695 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 5 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #53 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #93 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #101 | bottled swamp gas | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #227 | brass gear | 1 |
| #102 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #399 | bubblin' crude | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #135 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #256 | cheap cigar butt | 7 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #202 | cold seal sweat | 13 |
| #16 | corned-beef Reuben | 198 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #29 | drum machine | 537 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #848 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #198 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #581 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #363 | fossilized torso | 12 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #84 | hot daub | 9 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #62 | loaf of soda bread | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #130 | lump of Brituminous coal | 2 |
| #199 | lump of coal | 2 |
| #108 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #63 | old chum | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #528 | paperclip | 71 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #97 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1895 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1297 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #483 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #175 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |