Heliophage

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#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#14381-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#1414-d camera1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14266-ball1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#258A. W. O. L. commendation24
#785ASCII shirt1
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#242Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#575BGE shotglass12
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#47BRICKO bat1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#180Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental6
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#261Baron von Ratsworth's monocle38
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#218Bling of the New Wave6
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#309Boris's key lime pie2
#924Boris's ring1
#68Boss Bat bling45
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#150CRIMBCO mug105
#1374CRIMBCO scrip15
#2426CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#302CRIMBCOLOAF8
#4Candicaine187
#66Candy Alexander1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#165Claybender glasses1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#198Codpiece of the Goblin King32
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#74Crimbo paste1
#754Crimbo pie1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1234Crimbuck370
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#123Dickory Farms Gift Basket43
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#205Dust bunny1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#470Elmley shades1
#1165Ent cider1
#1688Feynman gate1
#126Frostâ„¢ brand sword1
#178GOTO1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1035Jack-in-the-box2
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#829Jumbo Dr. Lucifer3
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#172Knob lo mein1
#822Knob mushroom1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#167La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez8
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#305Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet82
#1200M-2421
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#42Mer-kin paste1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#988Mohawk wig1
#348Mon Tiki1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#132Necbro wafers1
#287Neuromancer1
#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#234Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I4
#265Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III3
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#467Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip4
#444Pokëmann figurine: Duck3
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#370Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan4
#487Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap4
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#475Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf4
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#345Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite6
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#204Roo trading card1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#470Thwaitgold butterfly statuette3
#1031Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#76Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette6
#534Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette14
#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#2405Valentine1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#269Wolfman Nardz5
#771Workytime Tea1
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#365a butt tuba1
#564a little sump'm sump'm2
#1478abominable snowcone1
#503accidental cider1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#675adorable seal larva4
#617all-purpose cleaner2
#116alpha-mail pants1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#96ammonite fossil66
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#600ancient Magi-Wipes2
#582ancient protein powder2
#533ancient spice1
#52ancient turtle shell1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#631ant agonist1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#401antique bottle opener2
#731antique hand mirror1
#898antique helmet1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#419antique record album6
#906antique shield1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#948antique spear1
#125archaeologing shovel1
#485armgun1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#433asbestos apron1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#1080asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
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#215bag of bones7
#132bag of many confections1
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#305balloon helmet1
#1030balloon monkey1
#525ballroom blintz2
#1147banana1
#338banana cream pie1
#655banana peel1
#208banana spritzer1
#218banjo strings1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#306bargain flash powder1
#2129barrrnacle1
#73barskin buckler1
#110barskin cloak1
#367barskin hat1
#25bartender-skull-in-the-box5
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#112basic meat crossbow1
#98basic meat fez1
#59basic meat foon1
#144basic meat helmet1
#151basic meat spork1
#231bat haggis1
#353bat-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#784batblade1
#1192bath ball gift set2
#617battered Crimbo Crate15
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#101beastly paste1
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#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
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#123belemnite candy mold1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
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#10big glob of skin30
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#217blob of Alphredoâ„¢1
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#454bottle of Blank-Out19
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#537bottle of popskull2
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#544bottle opener belt buckle1
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#66boxing glove on a spring1
#380brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings2
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#97breaded beer5
#436brick of sand1
#746briefcase1
#624broken sword1
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#13bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)1
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#294bucket of honey2
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#150bugbear purification pill1
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#466bungle in the jungle1
#707bunny liver3
#408burnt flower1
#671burst hellseal brain3
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#1030cast1
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#651communications windchimes1
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#154detective skull1
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#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
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#549grog1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#351guard turtle shell1
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#402half-rotten brain1
#324half-sized guitar1
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#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
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#176handful of crafty noodles2
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#463handful of walnuts1
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#325headhunter necktie1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#124heart of rock and roll1
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#1877helmet turtle1
#180hemp net1
#892hemp string1
#1241herb brownies1
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#103high-pressure seltzer bottle1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
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#48hobo paste1
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#39honey mead1
#433horizontal tango1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
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#684hot date1
#1287hot wing1
#62huge pumpkin7
#606huge spoon1
#197hunk of granite1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#426icy-hot katana1
#309imitation crab meat1
#60indescribably horrible paste1
#356infernal fife1
#669inkwell1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#683irate sombrero1
#268jabañero pepper1
#212jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1862jawbruiser1
#82jug of baconstone juice1
#66jug of hamethyst juice1
#560jumbo olive1
#131jumping bean taco1
#284jungle drum1
#506keg shield1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#145king cookie1
#876kite8
#1898kneecapping stick1
#368knob bugle1
#349knob ka-bobs1
#68knobby kneepads1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
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#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#206lead yo-yo1
#897leather mask1
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#1233lemon1
#1751length of string1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#288lewd playing card9
#420licorice garrote5
#624lihc eye pie1
#905lihc face1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#60linoleum sword hilt3
#143lint1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#836live wire1
#115liver popsicle1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#142long pork casserole1
#233lotion of coldness1
#237lotion of hotness1
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#242lotion of spookiness1
#222lotion of stench1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#341love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#425lupine sword1
#392macaroni duck6
#125machetito1
#397magic whistle1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#677maiden wig1
#247makeshift cape1
#181makeshift turban1
#187many-eyed glasses9
#709mariachi G-string1
#98marshmallow flambé5
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#118meat cowboy hat1
#75meat golem1
#142meat st‰¿bing club1
#1087meat vortex1
#136meatloaf helmet1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#132meatspout staff1
#671mesh cap1
#938milky potion1
#898mind flayer corpse1
#791miner's helmet1
#13miniature boiler31
#107misfit hobby horse1
#144missing wine1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#502monkey wrench1
#908motivational poster3
#963moxie weed1
#600mullet wig1
#219mummy mask1
#912murky potion1
#1120mylar scout drone3
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#1043nanite-infested eggnog5
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#96nasty rat mask1
#568necklace chain1
#1125night-vision goggles1
#628ninja mop1
#176nutty organic salad1
#190obsidian dagger67
#471ocarina of space1
#529ocean motion1
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#216off-white striped oyster egg13
#120office-supply crossbow1
#65oily paste1
#103old school Mafia knicke½æ1
#796olive1
#942orange1
#725orange and black Crimboween candy2
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#618oversized pipe1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#410ovoid leather thing1
#285pack of pogs69
#1761pail1
#187painful penne pasta1
#161painted turtle1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#152palm-frond fan1
#122palm-frond net1
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#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#818paperclip13
#141paperclip sproinger1
#807party hat1
#516passable elf mask9
#1565pasta spoon1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#379patchouli oil bomb1
#248peace-sign necklace1
#225peach pie1
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#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 5,090 items total!

what items are this player missing?