Museum :: Heliophage

Heliophage

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1453	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2243	8-ball	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#297	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#258	A. W. O. L. commendation	24
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#261	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	38
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#217	Bling of the New Wave	6
#2381	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#305	Boris's key lime pie	2
#926	Boris's ring	1
#69	Boss Bat bling	45
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#150	CRIMBCO mug	105
#1376	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#2422	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#300	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#4	Candicaine	187
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#199	Codpiece of the Goblin King	32
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1479	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1236	Crimbuck	370
#4245	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#123	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	43
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2383	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#1164	Ent cider	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#178	GOTO	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#678	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1866	Imp Ale	1
#1039	Jack-in-the-box	2
#393	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#830	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#168	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#168	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#302	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	82
#1199	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1756	Mad Train wine	1
#304	Mae West	1
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#41	Mer-kin paste	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#134	Necbro wafers	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#520	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#230	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#262	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#865	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#253	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#475	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#921	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#851	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#1024	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1783	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#74	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#531	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	14
#561	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#2404	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#270	Wolfman Nardz	5
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2959	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#363	a butt tuba	1
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#500	accidental cider	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#819	adder bladder	1
#668	adorable seal larva	4
#616	all-purpose cleaner	2
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#96	ammonite fossil	66
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#602	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#581	ancient protein powder	2
#533	ancient spice	1
#51	ancient turtle shell	1
#57	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#484	anti-anti-antidote	1
#398	antique bottle opener	2
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#571	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#419	antique record album	6
#904	antique shield	1
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#946	antique spear	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#485	armgun	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#642	asshat	1
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#1842	baby killer bee	1
#380	bacon bath ball	2
#577	badass belt	83
#221	bag of GORP	1
#213	bag of bones	7
#132	bag of many confections	1
#2043	ball	1
#304	balloon helmet	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#1146	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#654	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2120	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#25	bartender-skull-in-the-box	5
#902	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#97	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#152	basic meat spork	1
#228	bat haggis	1
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#783	batblade	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#616	battered Crimbo Crate	15
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#100	beastly paste	1
#965	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#393	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#10	big glob of skin	30
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#800	bilge wine	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#54	black candygram	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#1124	black paisley oyster egg	4
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#724	black sword	1
#801	blackberry	2
#517	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#2979	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1295	blood flower	2
#870	bloody beer	2
#479	bloody mary	2
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#122	blue shell	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#301	bone aperitif	1
#130	bone chips	153
#52	bone crusher	1
#428	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#278	boring spaghetti	1
#453	bottle of Blank-Out	19
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#459	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#512	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#340	bottle of sake	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#321	boulder	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1858	box of sunshine	79
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#377	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#247	brains casserole	1
#97	breaded beer	5
#436	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#624	broken sword	1
#542	bronzed locust	1
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#14	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#19	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#12	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#295	bucket of honey	2
#1067	buckyball	3
#106	buffalo blade	1
#52	bug paste	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#152	bugbear purification pill	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#699	bunny liver	3
#407	burnt flower	1
#667	burst hellseal brain	3
#540	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#839	can of Red Minotaur	2
#553	can of Swiller	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#592	can of maces	1
#601	candied yams	15
#1563	candy kneecapping stick	2
#668	candy knuckles	4
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1810	carbon nanotube frame	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#146	caret	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#638	carob chunk noodles	1
#626	carob chunks	2
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#213	catgut taco	1
#804	cement sandals	1
#500	centipede eggs	3
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#10	chef-skull-in-the-box	42
#662	cherry	1
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#116	chisel	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#504	chocolate bath ball	1
#140	chocolate cigar	13
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#820	chopsticks	1
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#162	chrome crossbow string	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#521	chrome sword	1
#167	chrome sword hilt	1
#966	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#323	collection of tiny spooky objects	3
#624	colorful plastic ball	2
#716	comfy coffin	1
#749	commemorative war stein	2
#648	communications windchimes	1
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#745	cool mushroom	1
#167	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#243	corned-beef Reuben	4
#848	cornuthaum	1
#1818	corpse on the beach	1
#1815	corpsedriver	1
#1808	corpsetini	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#38	cosmic paste	1
#246	cottage	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#567	cream stout	1
#538	creamsicle	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#961	dark potion	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#603	dehydrated caviar	2
#69	deluxe fax machine	4
#93	demon buckler	1
#58	demonic paste	1
#374	denim axe	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#589	deodorant	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#764	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1843	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#343	dishrag	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
🥉	diving muff	348
#704	doll house	6
#1606	dollhive	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#295	dragon snaps	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#920	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#942	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#928	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#930	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#947	dusty bottle of Port	2
#902	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#468	easter egg balloon	49
#68	ectoplasmic paste	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#209	elephant stinger	1
#650	elven cellocello	27
#746	elven suicide capsule	24
#540	enchanted barbell	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#376	ennui-flavored potato chips	106
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1390	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#468	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#215	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#847	fancy bath salts	1
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#567	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1374	fat stacks of cash	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#1428	festive holiday hat	1
#687	festive sausage	2
#736	fetid feather	1
#767	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#879	fine wine	1
#62	finger cuffs	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#168	fish juice box	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#906	flaregun	1
#81	flask of baconstone juice	1
#77	flask of hamethyst juice	1
#66	flask of porquoise juice	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#151	floral print shirt	2
#274	flower petal pie	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#121	foreign box	1
#461	fortune cookie	1
#101	fossilized baboon skull	7
#207	fossilized bat skull	3
#112	fossilized demon skull	5
#656	fossilized limb	5
#20	fossilized serpent skull	41
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#78	fossilized spike	60
#58	fossilized spine	35
#58	fossilized torso	102
#481	fossilized wing	5
#7	fossilized wyrm skull	88
#324	frat brats	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#402	friendly cheez blob	6
#776	frightful feather	1
#561	frigid air mattress	1
#739	frigid fudgepuck	1
#253	frigid hankyū	1
#1091	frigid ninja stars	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#612	fudge lily	4
#62	fumble formula	1
#539	furniture dolly	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#1351	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#987	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#134	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#146	giant giant moth dust	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#107	gift-a-pult	4
#274	gimlet	1
#2002	gingerbread bugbear	6
#3806	gingerbread horror	1
#84	ginormous pumpkin	4
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1107	glowing red eye	1
#295	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#821	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#823	gob of wet hair	1
#158	goblin hunting spear	1
#51	goblin paste	1
#56	gooey paste	2
#2658	googly eye	1
#782	gr8ps	1
#772	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#230	grass clippings	1
#71	greasy paste	1
#1909	green beer	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#88	grip key	1
#547	grog	1
#971	grouchy restless spirit	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#339	gyroscope	9
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#322	half-sized guitar	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#188	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#544	handful of confetti	74
#176	handful of crafty noodles	2
#625	handful of moss	1
#56	handful of numbers	6
#451	handful of pine needles	1
#900	handful of sand	1
#628	handful of sawdust	1
#459	handful of walnuts	1
#646	happiness	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#123	heart of rock and roll	1
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#538	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#178	hemp net	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#606	herringcello	27
#102	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
#1111	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#51	hippy paste	1
#48	hobo paste	1
#74	holy bomb, batman	1
#39	honey mead	1
#434	horizontal tango	1
#458	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#256	hot buttered roll	1
#685	hot date	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#61	huge pumpkin	7
#604	huge spoon	1
#194	hunk of granite	1
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1765	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1605	ice-cold Willer	1
#1355	ice-cold fotie	1
#424	icy-hot katana	1
#308	imitation crab meat	1
#60	indescribably horrible paste	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#668	inkwell	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1082	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#684	irate sombrero	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#210	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1861	jawbruiser	1
#80	jug of baconstone juice	1
#65	jug of hamethyst juice	1
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what items are this player missing?