Heliophage

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#640"DRINK ME" potion1
#14371-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#12425-meat staff1
#14553-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122333398 scroll1
#933334 scroll1
#1414-d camera1
#4424-dimensional guitar1
#3375-Alarm Saucepan1
#14266-ball1
#394668 scroll1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#258A. W. O. L. commendation24
#785ASCII shirt1
#97Accordion of Jordion1
#1459Amulet of Yendor1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#2097Angry Farmer candy1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#241Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#574BGE shotglass12
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#49BRICKO bat1
#33BRICKO octopus1
#181Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental6
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#262Baron von Ratsworth's monocle38
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#217Bling of the New Wave6
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#308Boris's key lime pie2
#925Boris's ring1
#69Boss Bat bling45
#1009Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1056Bulky Buddy Box2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#150CRIMBCO mug105
#1376CRIMBCO scrip15
#2425CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#302CRIMBCOLOAF8
#4Candicaine187
#64Candy Alexander1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#164Claybender glasses1
#1731Cloaca grenade1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#199Codpiece of the Goblin King32
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#264Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#73Crimbo paste1
#751Crimbo pie1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1236Crimbuck370
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#123Dickory Farms Gift Basket43
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#455Disco Banjo1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1494Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#206Dust bunny1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#469Elmley shades1
#1165Ent cider1
#1688Feynman gate1
#126Frostâ„¢ brand sword1
#178GOTO1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#461Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#594Gnollish slotted spoon1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#1144Heimandatz's heart1
#154Hell broth1
#614Hell ramen1
#678Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1868Imp Ale1
#1037Jack-in-the-box2
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#1285Jocko Homo's head1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#830Jumbo Dr. Lucifer3
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1208Knob Goblin firecracker1
#996Knob Goblin harem veil1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1118Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#170Knob lo mein1
#821Knob mushroom1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#169La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez8
#138Lars the Cyberian3
#305Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet82
#1199M-2421
#438Mace of the Tortoise1
#1759Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#705Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#42Mer-kin paste1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#987Mohawk wig1
#348Mon Tiki1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#134Necbro wafers1
#287Neuromancer1
#523Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#234Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I4
#265Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III3
#870Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#467Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip4
#444Pokëmann figurine: Duck3
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#591Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#370Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan4
#487Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap4
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#475Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf4
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#345Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite6
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#204Roo trading card1
#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#2543Scalp of Gorgolok1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#470Thwaitgold butterfly statuette3
#1030Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#1802Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#75Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette6
#532Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette14
#562Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#1306Trollhouse cookies1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#2405Valentine1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#269Wolfman Nardz5
#771Workytime Tea1
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#2956Yummy Tummy bean1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#365a butt tuba1
#565a little sump'm sump'm2
#1478abominable snowcone1
#504accidental cider1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#675adorable seal larva4
#616all-purpose cleaner2
#116alpha-mail pants1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#96ammonite fossil66
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#601ancient Magi-Wipes2
#582ancient protein powder2
#533ancient spice1
#52ancient turtle shell1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#631ant agonist1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#400antique bottle opener2
#730antique hand mirror1
#895antique helmet1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#417antique record album6
#905antique shield1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#946antique spear1
#126archaeologing shovel1
#484armgun1
#854arrrgyle socks1
#432asbestos apron1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#1079asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1848baby killer bee1
#378bacon bath ball2
#578badass belt83
#222bag of GORP1
#215bag of bones7
#133bag of many confections1
#2043ball1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#524ballroom blintz2
#1145banana1
#337banana cream pie1
#654banana peel1
#208banana spritzer1
#218banjo strings1
#962barbed-wire fence1
#305bargain flash powder1
#2125barrrnacle1
#73barskin buckler1
#110barskin cloak1
#367barskin hat1
#25bartender-skull-in-the-box5
#901baseball1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#98basic meat fez1
#59basic meat foon1
#144basic meat helmet1
#151basic meat spork1
#231bat haggis1
#352bat-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#783batblade1
#1193bath ball gift set2
#617battered Crimbo Crate15
#287beach glass necklace1
#100beastly paste1
#967beer bomb1
#571beer bong1
#671beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#394big bass drum1
#381big boom1
#10big glob of skin30
#1005big red clown nose1
#210big stick1
#801bilge wine1
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#54black candygram1
#86black cowboy hat1
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#389black kettle drum1
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#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#800blackberry2
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#217blob of Alphredoâ„¢1
#2977blob-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#1298blood flower2
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#481bloody mary2
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#122blue shell1
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#301bone aperitif1
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#52bone crusher1
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#666bone rattle1
#280boring spaghetti1
#454bottle of Blank-Out19
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#698bottle of alcohol1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
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#680bottle of pirate juice1
#538bottle of popskull2
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#344bottle of sake1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
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#1505bottle of whiskey1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#322boulder1
#1136bowl of cottage cheese1
#1860box of sunshine79
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
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#242boxing glove1
#66boxing glove on a spring1
#379brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings2
#247brains casserole1
#97breaded beer5
#437brick of sand1
#748briefcase1
#624broken sword1
#541bronzed locust1
#678brown sugar cane1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
#15bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)1
#20bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)1
#13bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)1
#98bubblewrap sword1
#956bubbly potion1
#294bucket of honey2
#1067buckyball3
#108buffalo blade1
#52bug paste1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#150bugbear purification pill1
#578bunch of square grapes1
#464bungle in the jungle1
#705bunny liver3
#407burnt flower1
#670burst hellseal brain3
#539cactus fruit1
#185calavera concertina1
#535calle de miel1
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#554can of Swiller1
#131can of depilatory cream1
#593can of maces1
#602candied yams15
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#667candy knuckles4
#1758capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#57cardboard staff1
#683cardboard wakizashi1
#146caret1
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#625carob chunks2
#873casino pass1
#1030cast1
#216catgut taco1
#802cement sandals1
#501centipede eggs3
#115chain-mail monokini1
#1705chaos butterfly1
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#10chef-skull-in-the-box42
#664cherry1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#116chisel1
#576chloroform rag1
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#503chocolate bath ball1
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#765chorizo taco1
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#429chrome staff1
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#168chrome sword hilt1
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#185clown wig1
#238clownskin belt1
#611cocktail napkin1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
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#597coffin lid1
#777cold ninja mask1
#325collection of tiny spooky objects3
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#716comfy coffin1
#751commemorative war stein2
#651communications windchimes1
#1056computronic processing unit1
🥉control crystal1
#746cool mushroom1
#169cool mushroom casserole1
#864cool whip1
#523corn holder1
#243corned-beef Reuben4
#849cornuthaum1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#735corrupted data1
#38cosmic paste1
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#1242cranberries1
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#706crowbarrr1
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#1293dead guy's watch1
#605dehydrated caviar2
#68deluxe fax machine4
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#375denim axe1
#436dented harmonica1
#591deodorant1
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#765desiccated apricot1
#153detective skull1
🥇detour shield1
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#376digital key lime pie1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
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#1717disco mask1
#1025disease1
#346dishrag1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
🥉diving muff348
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#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#922dusty bottle of Marsala2
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#949dusty bottle of Port2
#904dusty bottle of Zinfandel2
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#111eXtreme meat staff1
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#70ectoplasmic paste1
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#337eggbeater1
#2834eggnog1
#210elephant stinger1
#653elven cellocello27
#748elven suicide capsule24
#542enchanted barbell1
#651enchanted toothpick1
#376ennui-flavored potato chips106
#477enormous hoop earring1
#354evil golden arches1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#155expensive cigar1
#405exploding hacky-sack1
#470extra-strength strongness elixir1
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#952f3d0r41
#1987fake fake vomit1
#750fake plastic grass2
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#411fancy chocolate car7
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#791foolscap fool's cap1
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#58fossilized spine35
#58fossilized torso102
#478fossilized wing5
#7fossilized wyrm skull88
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#449fricasseed brains1
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#776frightful feather1
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#255frigid hankyū1
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#107gift-a-pult4
#275gimlet1
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#3809gingerbread horror1
#85ginormous pumpkin4
#896glass of goat's milk1
#72glistening staff1
#1108glowing red eye1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
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#572goatskin umbrella1
#826gob of wet hair1
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#2658googly eye1
#784gr8ps1
#773grapefruit1
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#232grass clippings1
#72greasy paste1
#1910green beer1
#594gremlin juice1
#90grip key1
#548grog1
#971grouchy restless spirit1
#351guard turtle shell1
#339gyroscope9
#401half-rotten brain1
#323half-sized guitar1
#139hand grenegg1
#182handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#548handful of confetti74
#176handful of crafty noodles2
#626handful of moss1
#56handful of numbers6
#452handful of pine needles1
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#629handful of sawdust1
#461handful of walnuts1
#647happiness1
#324headhunter necktie1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#124heart of rock and roll1
#58heavy hot sauce1
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#225hedgeturtle1
#1877helmet turtle1
#180hemp net1
#892hemp string1
#1241herb brownies1
#608herringcello27
#103high-pressure seltzer bottle1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#53hippy paste1
#48hobo paste1
#75holy bomb, batman1
#39honey mead1
#433horizontal tango1
#459hors d'oeuvre tray1
#258hot buttered roll1
#684hot date1
#1286hot wing1
#62huge pumpkin7
#605huge spoon1
#196hunk of granite1
#1026hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#426icy-hot katana1
#307imitation crab meat1
#60indescribably horrible paste1
#356infernal fife1
#668inkwell1
#1776ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#682irate sombrero1
#268jabañero pepper1
#211jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1862jawbruiser1
#80jug of baconstone juice1
#65jug of hamethyst juice1
#560jumbo olive1
#131jumping bean taco1
#284jungle drum1
#505keg shield1
#529kick-ass kicks1
#145king cookie1
#876kite8
#1898kneecapping stick1
#367knob bugle1
#348knob ka-bobs1
#67knobby kneepads1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#838lavender paisley oyster egg4
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#206lead yo-yo1
#896leather mask1
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#1234lemon1
#1751length of string1
#179less-than-three-shaped box1
#290lewd playing card9
#421licorice garrote5
#624lihc eye pie1
#904lihc face1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#60linoleum sword hilt3
#142lint1
#1296little paper umbrella1
#836live wire1
#115liver popsicle1
#1725logic synthesizer1
#142long pork casserole1
#233lotion of coldness1
#237lotion of hotness1
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#242lotion of spookiness1
#222lotion of stench1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#340love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#324love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#1977lucky rabbit's foot1
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#425lupine sword1
#390macaroni duck6
#125machetito1
#395magic whistle1
#1218magical ice cubes1
#491magilaser blastercannon1
#676maiden wig1
#248makeshift cape1
#181makeshift turban1
#187many-eyed glasses9
#707mariachi G-string1
#98marshmallow flambé5
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#118meat cowboy hat1
#74meat golem1
#142meat st‰¿bing club1
#1087meat vortex1
#136meatloaf helmet1
#210meatsmithing guide1
#132meatspout staff1
#670mesh cap1
#937milky potion1
#897mind flayer corpse1
#790miner's helmet1
#12miniature boiler31
#106misfit hobby horse1
#144missing wine1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#503monkey wrench1
#909motivational poster3
#964moxie weed1
#599mullet wig1
#218mummy mask1
#910murky potion1
#1119mylar scout drone3
#249myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#2526nanite-infested candy cane3
#1042nanite-infested eggnog5
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#96nasty rat mask1
#568necklace chain1
#1126night-vision goggles1
#628ninja mop1
#175nutty organic salad1
#191obsidian dagger67
#468ocarina of space1
#528ocean motion1
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#216off-white striped oyster egg13
#119office-supply crossbow1
#64oily paste1
#103old school Mafia knicke½æ1
#796olive1
#941orange1
#725orange and black Crimboween candy2
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#189out-of-tune biwa1
#618oversized pipe1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#409ovoid leather thing1
#286pack of pogs69
#1760pail1
#186painful penne pasta1
#160painted turtle1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#152palm-frond fan1
#121palm-frond net1
#987papaya1
#528papaya sling1
#619papaya slung1
#818paperclip13
#141paperclip sproinger1
#806party hat1
#516passable elf mask9
#1564pasta spoon1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#913patchouli incense stick1
#378patchouli oil bomb1
#247peace-sign necklace1
#224peach pie1
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#2365yo-yo1

Wow, that's 5,090 items total!

what items are this player missing?