Museum :: Heliophage

Heliophage

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#258	A. W. O. L. commendation	24
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#181	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#262	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	38
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#217	Bling of the New Wave	6
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#925	Boris's ring	1
#69	Boss Bat bling	45
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#150	CRIMBCO mug	105
#1376	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#302	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#4	Candicaine	187
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#199	Codpiece of the Goblin King	32
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1236	Crimbuck	370
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#123	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	43
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#206	Dust bunny	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#178	GOTO	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#1037	Jack-in-the-box	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#830	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#169	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#305	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	82
#1199	M-242	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#134	Necbro wafers	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#370	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	4
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#475	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#1030	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1802	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#75	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#532	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	14
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#269	Wolfman Nardz	5
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#675	adorable seal larva	4
#616	all-purpose cleaner	2
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#96	ammonite fossil	66
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#601	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#582	ancient protein powder	2
#533	ancient spice	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#417	antique record album	6
#905	antique shield	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#946	antique spear	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#484	armgun	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#578	badass belt	83
#222	bag of GORP	1
#215	bag of bones	7
#133	bag of many confections	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#654	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#25	bartender-skull-in-the-box	5
#901	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#783	batblade	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#617	battered Crimbo Crate	15
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#100	beastly paste	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#10	big glob of skin	30
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#590	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#54	black candygram	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#726	black sword	1
#800	blackberry	2
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#2977	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1298	blood flower	2
#874	bloody beer	2
#481	bloody mary	2
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#122	blue shell	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#301	bone aperitif	1
#130	bone chips	153
#52	bone crusher	1
#430	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#454	bottle of Blank-Out	19
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#322	boulder	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1860	box of sunshine	79
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#247	brains casserole	1
#97	breaded beer	5
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#624	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#294	bucket of honey	2
#1067	buckyball	3
#108	buffalo blade	1
#52	bug paste	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#705	bunny liver	3
#407	burnt flower	1
#670	burst hellseal brain	3
#539	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#554	can of Swiller	1
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#593	can of maces	1
#602	candied yams	15
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#667	candy knuckles	4
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#146	caret	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#625	carob chunks	2
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#501	centipede eggs	3
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#10	chef-skull-in-the-box	42
#664	cherry	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#503	chocolate bath ball	1
#140	chocolate cigar	13
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#822	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#325	collection of tiny spooky objects	3
#624	colorful plastic ball	2
#716	comfy coffin	1
#751	commemorative war stein	2
#651	communications windchimes	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#523	corn holder	1
#243	corned-beef Reuben	4
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#38	cosmic paste	1
#246	cottage	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#605	dehydrated caviar	2
#68	deluxe fax machine	4
#93	demon buckler	1
#58	demonic paste	1
#375	denim axe	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#346	dishrag	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
🥉	diving muff	348
#705	doll house	6
#1607	dollhive	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#295	dragon snaps	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#930	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#949	dusty bottle of Port	2
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#468	easter egg balloon	49
#70	ectoplasmic paste	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#653	elven cellocello	27
#748	elven suicide capsule	24
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#376	ennui-flavored potato chips	106
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1987	fake fake vomit	1
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#571	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#736	fetid feather	1
#770	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#64	finger cuffs	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#168	fish juice box	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#905	flaregun	1
#80	flask of baconstone juice	1
#77	flask of hamethyst juice	1
#66	flask of porquoise juice	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#151	floral print shirt	2
#275	flower petal pie	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#121	foreign box	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#101	fossilized baboon skull	7
#206	fossilized bat skull	3
#112	fossilized demon skull	5
#653	fossilized limb	5
#20	fossilized serpent skull	41
#142	fossilized spider skull	4
#78	fossilized spike	60
#58	fossilized spine	35
#58	fossilized torso	102
#478	fossilized wing	5
#7	fossilized wyrm skull	88
#323	frat brats	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#407	friendly cheez blob	6
#776	frightful feather	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#614	fudge lily	4
#63	fumble formula	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#986	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#147	giant giant moth dust	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#107	gift-a-pult	4
#275	gimlet	1
#2002	gingerbread bugbear	6
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#85	ginormous pumpkin	4
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#820	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#826	gob of wet hair	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#51	goblin paste	1
#57	gooey paste	2
#2658	googly eye	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#232	grass clippings	1
#72	greasy paste	1
#1910	green beer	1
#594	gremlin juice	1
#90	grip key	1
#548	grog	1
#971	grouchy restless spirit	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#339	gyroscope	9
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#182	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#548	handful of confetti	74
#176	handful of crafty noodles	2
#626	handful of moss	1
#56	handful of numbers	6
#452	handful of pine needles	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#629	handful of sawdust	1
#461	handful of walnuts	1
#647	happiness	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#180	hemp net	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#608	herringcello	27
#103	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#53	hippy paste	1
#48	hobo paste	1
#75	holy bomb, batman	1
#39	honey mead	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#684	hot date	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#62	huge pumpkin	7
#605	huge spoon	1
#196	hunk of granite	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#307	imitation crab meat	1
#60	indescribably horrible paste	1
#356	infernal fife	1
#668	inkwell	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#211	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#80	jug of baconstone juice	1
#65	jug of hamethyst juice	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
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Wow, that's 5,090 items total!

what items are this player missing?