Castratiti_I_Pervertiti

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#49A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 33
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#150Barulio's bottle1
#291Bash-ÅŒs cereal1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#773Black No. 21
#440Blackfly Chardonnay5
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#1352Crimbo candied pecan1
#531Crimbo salad1
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2034Crimbuck35
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#67Cursed Punch2
#95Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#217Effermintâ„¢ tablets3
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#875Ent cider3
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#370Frat Army FGF4
#337Gaia beads6
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#207Greaves of the Murk Lord1
#140Green Manalishi3
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#227Inner Strength2
#165Inner Truth3
#92Inner Wisdom4
#1206Instant Karma1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#343Knob pasty1
🥈Krampus Horn1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#363Lucky Surprise Egg11
#300M-24230
#437Maxwell's Silver Hammer3
#546Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs4
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#197Milk Studs20
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#109Mortimer's nostrum1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#206PEEZ dispenser29
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#402Supernova Champagne8
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1777Valentine4
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#74abstraction: action1
#68abstraction: category1
#68abstraction: perception1
#76abstraction: thought1
#70accordion file1
#287ancient frozen dinner7
#90ancient poisoned dart42
#432ancient protein powder6
#533ancient spice1
#252ancient stone fist1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#460ant agonist3
#270ant hoe1
#251ant pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#165ant sickle2
#1715baconstone3
#32bad vibroknife1
#5938badass belt3
#182bag of W&Ws45
#753bag of lard1
#1312ball3
#471banana peel4
#121baritone accordion1
#317bark rootbeer3
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#439beach glass bead5
#199beach glass necklace2
#750beer bomb7
#133beer-battered accordion1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#317big boom2
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#377bit-o-cactus7
#589black & tan1
#89black belt1
#86black cowboy hat1
#357black forest ham4
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#118bone bandoneon1
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#621borg sock monkey2
#2560bottle of goofballs7
#134bottle of laundry sherry1
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#188box of Dweebs38
#6256box of sunshine3
#261brown sugar cane17
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#924buckyball4
#228burrowgrub hive1
#554can of Swiller1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#2359candied yams2
#308candy brain11
#4784candy cane1
#337candy kneecapping stick6
#240candy skeleton1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#135carton of rotten eggs28
#873casino pass1
#109catskin buckler1
#83catskin cap1
#502centipede eggs3
#698cheap toaster3
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#248chocolate disco ball1
#392chunk of rock salt2
#3274club necklace1
#113clumsiness bark10
#31coarse hemp socks1
#435coffin lid2
#169communal gobstopper5
#1214corpse on the beach3
#1221corpsetini3
#168cranberry cordial1
#159crazy hobo notebook1
#129cream pie11
#89creepy doll head1
#322cup of primitive beer4
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#29dark hamethyst ring1
#207death blossom1
#3285diamond necklace1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#385distilled fortified wine6
#111droopy doll eye1
#187drum of tommy ammo1
#1677drywall axe2
#2105duct tape2
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#922dusty bottle of Marsala2
#832dusty bottle of Merlot4
#577dusty bottle of Muscat14
#766dusty bottle of Pinot Noir6
#516dusty bottle of Port22
#904dusty bottle of Zinfandel2
#3661easter egg balloon3
#2363eggnog2
#32elf ploughshare1
#1457elven limbos gingerbread3
#843elven cellocello23
#1192elven moonshine4
#1396elven socks1
#1064elven suicide capsule18
#20elven tambourine1
#945ennui-flavored potato chips5
#143extra-fancy ring setting1
#402eye-pod1
#95fabric hardener1
#89fabric softener1
#1639facsimile dictionary2
#174faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
#374fairy gravy boat2
#371fake blood3
#736fancy bath salts3
#1697fancy chocolate car4
#1783fancy dress ball3
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#1138fat stacks of cash2
#1162festive holiday hat2
#672fetid feather2
#409filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")2
#743fine wine2
#700flaming feather3
#619flange1
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#578frayed rope belt1
#811frozen feather1
#541furniture dolly1
#1164furry fur7
#1657fuzzy dice4
#160giant artisanal rice peeler1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#152giant safety pin2
#3809gingerbread horror1
#608gingerbread house1
#246glass of baboon milk1
#202glass of bourbon1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#124gold Boozehounds Anonymous token5
#793gold wedding ring1
#692golden ring40
#1709googly eye4
#1386gray bow tie1
#1683green beer2
#3141grue egg5
#92guancertina1
#732gyroscope3
#229half-rotten brain3
#1934hamethyst2
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#5199handful of confetti1
#129haunted battery2
#325headhunter necktie1
#3382heart necklace1
#233hemp candy necklace4
#795herb brownies8
#1140herringcello17
#250hippy bongo2
#354hors d'oeuvre tray2
#684hot date1
#1604iGoogly1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1919immense cyborg hand2
#449irradiated candy cane9
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#24jingling spore pod15
#1412kite3
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#737laser-broiled pear12
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#456leaflet1
#729leathery cat skin2
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#975licorice garrote3
#481long pork1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#425lupine sword1
#266magic lamp2
#131magnolia blossom1
#70mama's squeezebox1
#575marionette collective1
#180massive sitar1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#526megatofu3
#327memory of some delicious amino acids1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#1764monomolecular yo-yo2
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#1120mylar scout drone3
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#628ninja mop1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#134old bronzer1
#1616oozenog3
#440opera mask1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#1761pail1
#67pair of twitching claws1
#935pants of the Slug Lord3
#34parasitic claw5
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#248peace-sign necklace1
#179pec oil1
#1222penguin focaccia bread15
#1044penguin thesaurus4
#106petrified noodles1
#95pickled egg1
#332pie man was not meant to eat2
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#762pile of candy5
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#1721polyalloy shield2
#1184pool cue1
#143potato pistol1
#611puce plastic oyster egg6
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#618pulsing flesh6
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#978radium-flavored potato chips5
#96red button55
#103red coat1
#104red foxglove1
#81red letter8
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#67red shirt4
#92red shoe1
#83red velvet cake12
#92red-hot poker1
#28reindeer hammer1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#76rook cookie1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#347rusty bonesaw1
#319rusty metal ring1
#418sake bomb21
#399serpentine sword1
#210set of jacks1
#133shimmering tendrils5
#2313shiny ring3
#69silent A1
#95silent B2
#59silent C1
#35silent D2
#57silent E1
#39silent F2
#64silent G1
#135silent H1
#203silent I1
#173silent J1
#46silent K1
#150silent L1
#191silent M1
#69silent N1
#190silent O2
#212silent P1
#87silent Q1
#62silent R1
#69silent S1
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#123silent W1
#186silent X1
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
#254single-serving herbal stuffing1
#686six pack of Mountain Stream1
#201skeletortoise1
#83sleazy fairy gravy2
#570smoky potion10
#263snake30
#692snifter of thoroughly aged brandy5
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#275sparkler30
#3791spectre scepter1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#379spooky eyeliner6
#398spooky lipstick6
#122spooky sound effects record1
#420stick of dynamite3
#1825stolen accordion1
#324stone baseball cap1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#6180stuffed cocoabo4
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#5797stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#5605stuffed snowy owl5
#6332stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#2643stuffing1
#1370sturdy Crimbo crate4
#779synthetic stuffing5
#297thermos full of Knob coffee2
#295throbbing rage gland1
#142tighty whiteys1
🥇time sleigh1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2293tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#488tip jar1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#1557top2
#2485tree-eating kite3
#135tube of cranberry Go-Goo2
#319turtle pheromones10
#598unidentified jerky4
#47vampire pearl earring1
#2066vibrating cyborg knife3
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#173weremoose spit1
#125whimpering willow bark1
#118wholeberd1
#126wind-up Whatsian robot2
#101wind-up ensign3
#153wind-up navigation droid1
#164wind-up owl1
#914wintergreen-flavored potato chips6
#399yellow candygram1
#94yellow matter custard1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,490 items total!

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