Museum :: Castratiti_I

Castratiti_I_Pervertiti

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#49	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2034	Crimbuck	35
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#217	Effermint™ tablets	3
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#370	Frat Army FGF	4
#337	Gaia beads	6
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#140	Green Manalishi	3
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#165	Inner Truth	3
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#1206	Instant Karma	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#363	Lucky Surprise Egg	11
#300	M-242	30
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#546	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	4
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#197	Milk Studs	20
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#206	PEEZ dispenser	29
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1777	Valentine	4
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#74	abstraction: action	1
#68	abstraction: category	1
#68	abstraction: perception	1
#76	abstraction: thought	1
#70	accordion file	1
#287	ancient frozen dinner	7
#90	ancient poisoned dart	42
#432	ancient protein powder	6
#533	ancient spice	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#460	ant agonist	3
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#1715	baconstone	3
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#5938	badass belt	3
#182	bag of W&Ws	45
#753	bag of lard	1
#1312	ball	3
#471	banana peel	4
#121	baritone accordion	1
#317	bark rootbeer	3
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#439	beach glass bead	5
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#750	beer bomb	7
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#317	big boom	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bit-o-cactus	7
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#357	black forest ham	4
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#2560	bottle of goofballs	7
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#188	box of Dweebs	38
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#261	brown sugar cane	17
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#924	buckyball	4
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#2359	candied yams	2
#308	candy brain	11
#4784	candy cane	1
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#240	candy skeleton	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#135	carton of rotten eggs	28
#873	casino pass	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#502	centipede eggs	3
#698	cheap toaster	3
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#392	chunk of rock salt	2
#3274	club necklace	1
#113	clumsiness bark	10
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#1221	corpsetini	3
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#159	crazy hobo notebook	1
#129	cream pie	11
#89	creepy doll head	1
#322	cup of primitive beer	4
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#207	death blossom	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#111	droopy doll eye	1
#187	drum of tommy ammo	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#2105	duct tape	2
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#832	dusty bottle of Merlot	4
#577	dusty bottle of Muscat	14
#766	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	6
#516	dusty bottle of Port	22
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#3661	easter egg balloon	3
#2363	eggnog	2
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1457	elven limbos gingerbread	3
#843	elven cellocello	23
#1192	elven moonshine	4
#1396	elven socks	1
#1064	elven suicide capsule	18
#20	elven tambourine	1
#945	ennui-flavored potato chips	5
#143	extra-fancy ring setting	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#95	fabric hardener	1
#89	fabric softener	1
#1639	facsimile dictionary	2
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#371	fake blood	3
#736	fancy bath salts	3
#1697	fancy chocolate car	4
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1138	fat stacks of cash	2
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#672	fetid feather	2
#409	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#743	fine wine	2
#700	flaming feather	3
#619	flange	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1164	furry fur	7
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#152	giant safety pin	2
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#246	glass of baboon milk	1
#202	glass of bourbon	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#124	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#692	golden ring	40
#1709	googly eye	4
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#1683	green beer	2
#3141	grue egg	5
#92	guancertina	1
#732	gyroscope	3
#229	half-rotten brain	3
#1934	hamethyst	2
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#129	haunted battery	2
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#233	hemp candy necklace	4
#795	herb brownies	8
#1140	herringcello	17
#250	hippy bongo	2
#354	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#684	hot date	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1919	immense cyborg hand	2
#449	irradiated candy cane	9
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#24	jingling spore pod	15
#1412	kite	3
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#810	lavender striped oyster egg	3
#456	leaflet	1
#729	leathery cat skin	2
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#975	licorice garrote	3
#481	long pork	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#266	magic lamp	2
#131	magnolia blossom	1
#70	mama's squeezebox	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#526	megatofu	3
#327	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#1764	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#2525	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#902	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
#134	old bronzer	1
#1616	oozenog	3
#440	opera mask	1
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#1761	pail	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#935	pants of the Slug Lord	3
#34	parasitic claw	5
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#248	peace-sign necklace	1
#179	pec oil	1
#1222	penguin focaccia bread	15
#1044	penguin thesaurus	4
#106	petrified noodles	1
#95	pickled egg	1
#332	pie man was not meant to eat	2
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#762	pile of candy	5
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#1721	polyalloy shield	2
#1184	pool cue	1
#143	potato pistol	1
#611	puce plastic oyster egg	6
#1564	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#978	radium-flavored potato chips	5
#96	red button	55
#103	red coat	1
#104	red foxglove	1
#81	red letter	8
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#67	red shirt	4
#92	red shoe	1
#83	red velvet cake	12
#92	red-hot poker	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#2275	roll of toilet paper	1
#76	rook cookie	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#347	rusty bonesaw	1
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#418	sake bomb	21
#399	serpentine sword	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#133	shimmering tendrils	5
#2313	shiny ring	3
#69	silent A	1
#95	silent B	2
#59	silent C	1
#35	silent D	2
#57	silent E	1
#39	silent F	2
#64	silent G	1
#135	silent H	1
#203	silent I	1
#173	silent J	1
#46	silent K	1
#150	silent L	1
#191	silent M	1
#69	silent N	1
#190	silent O	2
#212	silent P	1
#87	silent Q	1
#62	silent R	1
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#67	silent Y	1
#121	silent Z	1
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#686	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
#201	skeletortoise	1
#83	sleazy fairy gravy	2
#570	smoky potion	10
#263	snake	30
#692	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#275	sparkler	30
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#379	spooky eyeliner	6
#398	spooky lipstick	6
#122	spooky sound effects record	1
#420	stick of dynamite	3
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#324	stone baseball cap	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#8973	stuffed astral badger	1
#7877	stuffed baby gravy fairy	2
#6180	stuffed cocoabo	4
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#7820	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	2
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#7874	stuffed hand turkey	2
#7006	stuffed mind flayer	3
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#7031	stuffed scary death orb	3
#5797	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	5
#5605	stuffed snowy owl	5
#6332	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	4
#7774	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	2
#2643	stuffing	1
#1370	sturdy Crimbo crate	4
#779	synthetic stuffing	5
#297	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#142	tighty whiteys	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2293	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#488	tip jar	1
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#1557	top	2
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#319	turtle pheromones	10
#598	unidentified jerky	4
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#173	weremoose spit	1
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#126	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#101	wind-up ensign	3
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#164	wind-up owl	1
#914	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	6
#399	yellow candygram	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#2364	yo-yo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,490 items total!

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