Museum :: Drag0n

Drag0n

Rank	Item	Quantity
#440	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#379	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	19
#64	30669 scroll	157
#396	33398 scroll	42
#130	334 scroll	56
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#226	Alewife™ Ale	3
#1339	Amulet of Yendor	2
#542	Angry Farmer candy	131
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#10	BGE pocket calendar	33
#35	BGE temporary tattoo	16
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#356	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#27	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1,000
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#102	Big Punk	2
#608	Black No. 2	3
#398	Blood Light	7
#59	Bohemian rhapsody	15
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#39	C.H.U.M. chum	62
#16	C.H.U.M. knife	42
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#11	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	45
#1088	CRIMBCO mug	7
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#72	CRIMBCOIDS mints	25
#128	CRIMBCOLOAF	17
#45	Caipiranha	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#14	Chroner cross	1
#28	Cinco Mayo Lager	10
#22	Cloaca Cola Polar	730
#138	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#910	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#217	Crimbo candied pecan	76
#214	Crimbo fudge	84
#204	Crimbo peppermint bark	80
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#37	Crimbo wreath	11
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#451	Crimboween memo	22
#322	Crown of the Goblin King	73
#65	D roll	191
#915	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#58	Doc's Miracle Cure	24
#114	Dolphin King's crown	37
#61	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	54
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#124	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	55
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1134	Dyspepsi-Cola	28
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#60	El Vibrato power sphere	28
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#597	Ent cider	9
#346	FDKOL commendation	1,008
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#69	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	16
#837	Feynman gate	10
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#208	Frat Army FGF	22
🥇	French slippers	1
#62	Friendliness Beverage	174
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#112	GOTO	6
#211	Gnollish flyswatter	14
#227	Gnollish pie server	9
#250	Gnollish pie tin	15
#132	Gnollish plunger	21
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#210	Gnollish toolbox	26
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#168	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	11
#222	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	20
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#59	Hell broth	10
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#1555	Imp Ale	10
#303	Inner Strength	1
#237	Inner Truth	2
#27	Inner Wisdom	7
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#24	Knob Goblin Uberpants	30
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#248	Knob Goblin elite helm	24
#252	Knob Goblin elite pants	24
#290	Knob Goblin elite polearm	18
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#483	Knob Goblin firecracker	30
#331	Knob Goblin harem pants	12
#247	Knob Goblin harem veil	17
#213	Knob Goblin love potion	70
#311	Knob Goblin melon baller	6
#222	Knob Goblin pants	70
#380	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#265	Knob Goblin scimitar	50
#160	Knob Goblin seltzer	142
#498	Knob Goblin spatula	6
#183	Knob Goblin steroids	73
#220	Knob Goblin superseltzer	35
#229	Knob Goblin tongs	81
#316	Knob Goblin visor	19
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#151	Knob nuts	4
#443	Knob sausage	5
#359	Knoll mushroom	28
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#432	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	86
#295	Mad Train wine	361
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#401	Manetwich	1
#43	Mariner's Friend cough drops	26
#68	Mark of the Ghost	4
#42	Mark of the Zombie	6
🥈	Marquis de Poivre soda	7,751
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#266	Meleegra™ pills	39
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#354	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	137
🥇	Mini-Crimbot crate	62
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#164	Miniborg hiveminder	3
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#623	Mob Penguin cellular phone	28
#14	Mohawk wig	2,107
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#722	Mountain Stream soda	7
#90	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#71	New Zealand iced tea	182
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#135	O'RLY manual	8
#11	Penultimate Fantasy chest	8,187
#112	Pine-Fresh air freshener	33
#128	Polysniff Perfume	3
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#46	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	35
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#697	Ram's Face Lager	8
#94	Red Pill	4
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#112	Sacramento wine	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#309	Spam Witch sammich	123
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#130	Squat-Thrust Magazine	5
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#81	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#73	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	2
#123	Strix stix	20
#43	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	5
#508	Supernova Champagne	4
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#107	TI-9000 calculator	21
#490	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	20
#576	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	12
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#436	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	26
#669	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#840	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	35
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#48	Thriller Ice	2
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#16	Time Cape	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#571	Trollhouse cookies	39
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#79	Ultrasoldier Serum	17
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#484	Valentine	53
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#210	Wint-O-Fresh mint	82
#136	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	9
#109	Ye Olde Meade	9
#133	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	8
#131	Z-Bone steak	13
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#158	abominable blubber	4
#503	accidental cider	1
#157	acid-squirting flower	30
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#112	actual tapas	2
#612	adder bladder	4
#37	adhesive tape dolly	3
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#124	amok pudding	2
#18	amulet of extreme plot significance	2,081
#555	ancient Magi-Wipes	3
#158	ancient ice cream scoop	2
#187	ancient poisoned dart	8
#389	ancient protein powder	8
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#314	anniversary balloon	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#212	antique machete	1
#6	antique painting of a landscape	77
#4	antique record album	1,073
#8	armgun	2,114
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#157	artisanal limoncello	3
#172	asbestos stick	1
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#227	asparagus knife	41
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#230	aspirin	4
#35	astronaut ice-cream	11
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#627	atomic vector plotter	4
#737	awful poetry journal	69
#819	baby killer bee	10
#187	backwoods screwdriver	4
#2045	baconstone	2
#7427	badass belt	1
#764	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#712	bag of airline peanuts	39
#930	baggie of powdered sugar	6
#1158	ball	4
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1147	banana	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#808	bananagate	3
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#79	banjo kazoo mount	2
#58	bar skin	399
#457	barbed-wire fence	9
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#317	bark rootbeer	3
#74	bartender-in-the-box	5
#606	baseball	4
#253	bat guano	59
#224	bat wing	78
#277	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#784	batblade	1
#290	batgut	102
#806	bath ball gift set	5
#161	battered Crimbo Crate	89
#169	bazookafish bubble gum	17
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#44	beer lens	110
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#157	beer-soaked mop	3
#583	beertini	2
#37	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	14
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#132	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#38	bellhop bell	22
#145	bent scrap metal	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#559	bi-lateral logic compressor	4
#141	big bass drum	11
#170	big red clown nose	53
#398	bindlestocking	6
#48	bird rib	61
#152	birdbone corset	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#257	bite-me-red lipstick	74
#103	black eye shadow	3
#534	black greaves	2
#547	black helmet	2
#138	black label	2
#426	black pension check	5
#308	black picnic basket	4
#523	black shield	2
#851	black snake skin	1
#190	black spot	4
#571	black sword	2
#701	black-and-blue light	14
#598	blackberry	6
#28	blank diary	5
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#275	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	24
#99	blob of Alphredo™	5
#88	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	50
#1654	blood flower	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#98	bloodstain stick	2
#134	bloody clown pants	63
#319	bloody mary	5
#688	blue class ring	2
#127	blue grass	10
#451	blue plasma ball	87
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#157	bone aperitif	3
#340	bone flute	2
#12	bone spurs	5
#10	boneana hammock	5
#8	bonedanna	5
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#380	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#55	bottle of black cat tonic	25
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#401	bottle of gin	43
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#390	bottle of rum	123
#11	bottle of sewage schnapps	667
#270	bottle of tequila	106
#361	bottle of vodka	50
#510	bottle of whiskey	56
#69	bottled inspiration	24
#141	bow staff	1
#211	bowl of cottage cheese	131
#149	bowlegged pants	1
#133	bowler	1
#94	box	186
#230	boxed wine	129
#175	boxing glove	2
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#183	brainy skull	2
#202	brass gear	2
#42	bread line	10
#33	breakfast mess	721
#30	breakfast miracle	12
#1855	brick	6
#427	briefcase	8
#101	brine	145
#38	briny vinegar	10
#13	broken carburetor	24
#327	broken skull	59
#311	broken sword	9
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#95	brown paper bag mask	6
#86	brown paper pants	6
#383	brown sugar cane	8
#432	bubblewrap ore	3
#287	bubblin' crude	35
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#924	buckyball	4
#154	bugbear beanie	53
#153	bugbear bungguard	46
#131	bum cheek	160
#195	bunch of square grapes	24
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#707	bunny liver	3
#374	buoybottoms	1
#117	bus pass	9
#76	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#442	cactus fruit	2
#215	can of Binarrrca	50
#75	can of CRIMBCOLA	23
#208	can of Red Minotaur	22
#112	can of fake snow	3
#42	can-can-in-a-can	14
#250	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	33
#127	candied bolts	7
#557	candied nuts	3
#324	candied yams	28
#213	candy cane	177
#187	candy cigarette	8
#137	candy kneecapping stick	13
#81	candy knuckles	20
#1093	candy stake	6
#314	canopic jar	13
#1064	canteen of wine	14
#968	capacitor relay	9
#896	carbon nanotube frame	10
#484	carbonated soy milk	2
#394	carbonated water lily	7
#609	cardboard ore	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#78	carton of snake milk	14
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#218	catgut	45
#234	cement sandals	4
#568	centipede eggs	2
#1121	chaos butterfly	24
#190	charming flute	2
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#488	cheap studded belt	55
#138	chef's hat	102
#505	cherry	3
#125	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	7
#413	chopsticks	8
#255	chorizo taco	17
#83	chrome crossbow string	3
#398	chrome ore	12
#115	chrome stick	2
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#211	chunk of rock salt	17
#16	cinnamon troll doll	4
#81	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	13
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#1562	clown hammer	3
#143	clown shoes	26
#152	clown skin	62
#1980	club necklace	3
#104	coal dust	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#7	cocoa eggshell fragment	19,108
#927	coconut shell	7
#211	cog	146
#420	cold ninja mask	6
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#4	colorful plastic ball	15,500
#253	comfy pillow	1
#271	commemorative war stein	148
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#333	concentrated magicalness pill	5
🥉	control crystal	1
#313	cookie cookie	3
#653	cool whip	2
#522	corn holder	1
#186	cornuthaum	43
#237	corpse on the beach	21
#287	corpsedriver	17
#357	corpsetini	14
#89	corrupted data	272
#216	costume sword	3
#80	crêepy mask	8
#725	cranberries	12
#644	crazy little Turkish delight	7
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#413	crowbarrr	4
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#262	cup of primitive beer	7
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#281	cursed scrunchie	2
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#648	daisy	2
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#7	decaying goldfish liver	633
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#768	demon skin	3
#974	dense meat stack	5
#259	dented harmonica	6
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#79	dill	325
#77	diluted makeup	11
#171	dirty hobo gloves	163
#632	disassembled clover	60
#1042	disco ball	12
#1001	disco mask	11
#207	disease	80
#141	disembodied brain	32
#292	disembodied smile	1
#413	disintegrating quill pen	11
#596	displaced fish	2
#387	disturbing fanfic	363
#1012	doll house	3
#46	dope gangsta bling-bling	28
#395	double daisy	1
#297	drab sonata	14
#338	draggin' ball hat	20
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#118	dried face	40
#81	droll monocle	16
#151	drum machine	50
#304	drum of pomade	3
#697	dry noodles	29
#189	drywall axe	72
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1411	duct tape	10
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#233	dull fish scale	19
#542	dusty Crimbo crate	20
#67	dusty animal cranium	5
#101	dusty animal jawbone	3
#139	dusty animal pelvis	3
#553	dusty bottle of Marsala	17
#535	dusty bottle of Merlot	20
#436	dusty bottle of Muscat	27
#479	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	24
#475	dusty bottle of Port	27
#432	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	26
#118	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	4
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#49	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	8
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#142	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	3
#197	dusty first caudal vertebra	2
#64	dusty first cervical vertebra	7
#128	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
#182	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#189	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#194	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#145	dusty left clavicle	3
#115	dusty left eleventh rib	4
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#139	dusty left fifth rib	3
#104	dusty left first front claw	4
#207	dusty left first rear claw	2
#194	dusty left first rib	2
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#98	dusty left radius	4
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#108	dusty left second front claw	4
#109	dusty left second rear claw	4
#137	dusty left second rib	3
#109	dusty left seventh rib	4
#81	dusty left sixth rib	5
#88	dusty left tenth rib	5
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#149	dusty left tibia	3
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#127	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#196	dusty right eighth rib	2
#59	dusty right fifth rib	6
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#184	dusty right first rib	2
#54	dusty right fourth front claw	7
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#123	dusty right fourth rib	4
#152	dusty right ninth rib	3
#69	dusty right radius	6
#140	dusty right second front claw	3
#197	dusty right second rear claw	2
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#52	dusty right third rear claw	7
#105	dusty right third rib	4
#200	dusty right thumb	2
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#50	dusty right ulna	8
#190	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
#45	dusty second cervical vertebra	8
#77	dusty second lumbar vertebra	5
#133	dusty second thoracic vertebra	3
#149	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	3
#101	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	4
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#112	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	4
#104	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	4
#179	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
#145	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	3
#184	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#145	dusty third thoracic vertebra	3
#182	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	2
#63	dwarvish magazine	16
#401	eXtreme mittens	8
#505	eXtreme scarf	4
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#100	ectoplasmic orbs	3
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#160	eggnog	111
#242	eldritch effluvium	44
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1088	elven limbos gingerbread	8
#133	elven cellocello	62
#875	elven moonshine	9
#1136	elven socks	2
#81	elven suicide capsule	91
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#143	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
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#1316	teddy bear	3
#407	ten-leaf clover	38
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#82	tequila with training wheels	21
#211	that gum you like	3
#703	thin black candle	101
#77	three-legged pants	5
#204	three-tiered wedding cake	3
#60	throbbing rage gland	5
#254	throwing bone	3
#135	throwing candy	6
#61	throwing wrench	32
🥇	time sleigh	1
#21	tiny house	19,083
#121	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	5
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#62	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	5
#51	tiny plastic Big Candy	5
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#87	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	5
#1811	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	10
#59	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	5
#108	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	5
#1220	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	8
#972	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	10
#729	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	5
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#96	tiny plastic Crimbomination	5
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#114	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	5
#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#56	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	5
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#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2165	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#2793	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#58	tiny plastic MechaElf	5
#192	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	5
#79	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	5
#2764	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2782	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#591	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	6
#58	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	5
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#64	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	5
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#1048	tiny plastic angry goat	17
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#62	tiny plastic animelf	5
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#2251	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	8
#2031	tiny plastic barrrnacle	9
#2791	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#1176	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	15
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#169	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#1813	tiny plastic cocoabo	10
#1387	tiny plastic coffee pixie	13
#53	tiny plastic colollilossus	5
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#152	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	6
#89	tiny plastic fax machine	5
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#1406	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	13
#1670	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	11
#1317	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	14
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#2028	tiny plastic grue	9
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#81	tiny plastic hobo elf	5
#2256	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	8
#1964	tiny plastic killer bee	9
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#1509	tiny plastic leprechaun	12
#1133	tiny plastic levitating potato	16
#1757	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#1632	tiny plastic mosquito	11
#203	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#1092	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	16
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1542	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	12
#1782	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#1516	tiny plastic stab bat	12
#1517	tiny plastic star starfish	12
#109	tiny plastic stocking mimic	5
#139	tiny plastic strand of DNA	6
#717	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	13
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#61	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	5
#58	tiny plastic trollipop	5
#851	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#9	tiny slimy cyst	432
#95	tires	105
#14	titanium assault umbrella	2,156
#169	toast	9,701
#79	tobiko-infused sake	2
#295	tofu casserole	4
#278	tofurkey gravy	30
#263	tofurkey leg	31
#424	tomato	73
#320	tomb ratchet	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1398	toothsome rock	5
#653	top	7
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1841	towel	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#517	toy soldier	3
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#643	toy wheel	14
#193	tree skirt	2
#1789	tree-eating kite	8
#177	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#138	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#410	true grit	3
#392	tulip	1
#1374	turtle totem	6
#34	twitching claw	63
#20	twitching time capsule	46
#100	uncooked chorizo	73
#141	unearthed potsherd	31
#104	unflavored wine cooler	9
#93	unidentified drink	30
#450	unidentified jerky	11
🥇	unlocked meat locker	434
#147	unquiet spirits	9
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#154	unstable DNA	323
#96	unused soap	18
#439	urinal cake	3
#118	useless powder	2,329
#35	valuable trinket	3,924
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#131	vampire pellet	1
#229	very overdue library book	1
#147	vial of The Glistening	2
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#252	viking helmet	60
#85	vinegar	346
#117	viral DNA	15
#236	vitachoconutriment capsule	21
#134	vodka and cranberry	18
#234	volcanic ash	23
#227	vorpal blade	39
#305	wad of dough	158
#16	wad of slimy rags	98
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#293	warbear accoutrements chunk	6
#13	warbear battery	116
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#290	warbear helm fragment	6
#21	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	48
#281	warbear trouser fragment	6
#304	warbear whosit	400
#179	water-polo cap	1
#100	waterlogged crate	2
#120	weremoose spit	3
#139	whalebone corset	6
#525	wheel	7
#214	whisker pencil	40
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#153	whiskey in a broken glass	10
#538	white balloon	3
#1159	white candy heart	1
#110	white chocolate chips	138
#663	white class ring	7
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#95	white lightning	231
#95	white page	2
#79	white picket fence	42
#416	white rice	1
#71	white satin pants	83
#81	white satin shield	37
#120	white snake skin	110
#80	white sword	94
#85	white wine	1
#446	wicker shield	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#514	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	54
#615	witch hat	1
#484	wolf mask	30
#156	wolfman mask	54
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#233	wooden block	13
#78	wooden stakes	44
#461	wool hat	2
#784	worthless trinket	1
#328	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#735	wussiness potion	6
#202	yak skin	5
#987	yellow candy heart	5
#897	yellow snowcone	32
#215	yeti fur	1,184
#1885	yo-yo	3
#277	zombie pineal gland	16

Wow, that's 487,026 items total!

what items are this player missing?