Museum :: cukky

cukky

Rank	Item	Quantity
#489	"DRINK ME" potion	7
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#398	1-ball	12
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#663	2-ball	5
#481	3-ball	9
#496	30669 scroll	12
#500	33398 scroll	25
#237	334 scroll	29
#405	4-ball	11
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#343	5-ball	14
#442	6-ball	10
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#345	7-ball	15
#349	8-ball	78
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#182	Angry Farmer candy	909
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#64	BGE tiny plastic toy	12
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#87	BRAINS shorts	15
#480	BRICKO brick	2
#291	BRICKO eye brick	41
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#503	BURT	19
#1277	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#34	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	73
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#203	Ben-Gal™ Balm	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#24	Black Body™ spray	36
#233	Black No. 2	31
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#568	Blood Light	1
#65	Blue Diamond of Honesty	7
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#35	Bonestabber	1
#55	Boris's key lime	13
#340	Boris's ring	5
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#187	C.H.U.M. chum	7
#59	C.H.U.M. knife	12
#77	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
#155	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	4
#84	CRIMBCO lanyard	8
#589	CRIMBCO mug	19
#985	CRIMBCO scrip	70
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#34	CRIMBCOIDS mints	50
#109	CRIMBCOLOAF	19
#122	CSA all-purpose soap	10
#120	CSA cheerfulness ration	36
#182	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	4
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#37	Coily™	2
#477	Cold Hots candy	10
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#81	Cookbook of the Damned	6
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#54	Crimbo paste	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#227	Crimbonium fuel rod	6
#140	Crimbot battery	10
#8	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1,733
#19	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	28
#40	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	17
#35	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	15
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#26	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	25
#11	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	50
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	48
#15	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	37
#11	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	80
#30	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	22
#78	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	8
#12	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,210
#18	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	34
#60	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
#11	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,191
#13	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	279
#128	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#8	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,556
#9	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	91
#18	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	42
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	200
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1,633
#7	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	406
#8	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1,421
#10	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	53
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#637	Crimboween memo	17
#1166	Crown of the Goblin King	20
#72	D roll	179
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#655	Daffy Taffy	43
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#843	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#774	Drowsy Sword	21
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#849	Dyspepsi-Cola	59
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#12	Ecto-Cooler	84
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#249	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#71	Elmley shades	17
#664	Ent cider	7
#26	FDKOL hotcakes	259
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#86	Frat Army FGF	96
#146	Friendliness Beverage	45
#24	Frown Exerciser	2
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#216	Gaia beads	16
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#163	Game Grid token	10
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#301	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#35	Gnollish casserole dish	31
#401	Gnollish flyswatter	6
#227	Gnollish pie server	9
#53	Gnollish pie tin	241
#412	Gnollish plunger	5
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#302	Gnollish toolbox	13
#258	Go-Wassail	76
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#7	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	583
#613	Hell ramen	1
#262	Hippy Army MPE	22
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#202	Hollandaise helmet	28
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#175	Iiti Kitty phone charm	20
#513	Imp Ale	272
#788	Instant Karma	4
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#74	Jarlsberg's key lime	10
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#498	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#567	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#141	Knob Goblin eyedrops	4
#340	Knob Goblin firecracker	53
#164	Knob Goblin harem pants	33
#191	Knob Goblin harem veil	26
#500	Knob Goblin love potion	15
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#194	Knob Goblin melon baller	14
#368	Knob Goblin pants	26
#105	Knob Goblin perfume	38
#195	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	7
#395	Knob Goblin scimitar	23
#322	Knob Goblin seltzer	44
#498	Knob Goblin spatula	6
#401	Knob Goblin steroids	19
#331	Knob Goblin superseltzer	16
#393	Knob Goblin tongs	27
#123	Knob Goblin visor	77
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#151	Knob nuts	4
#217	Knob pasty	2
#481	Knob sausage	4
#74	Knoll lo mein	3
#468	Knoll mushroom	17
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1181	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	21
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#800	Mad Train wine	60
#66	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	116
#401	Manetwich	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#331	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	7
#403	Meat detector	1
#52	Meat maid	5
#492	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	6
#209	Meleegra™ pills	51
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#215	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	19
#65	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,843
#206	Milk Studs	18
#391	Misty Cape	1
#229	Mohawk wig	55
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#68	Monstar energy beverage	216
#49	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3
#269	Mountain Stream soda	100
#1463	Mr. Mediocrebar	22
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#219	NPZR chemistry set	22
#153	Nardz energy beverage	5
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#91	New Zealand iced tea	153
#356	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#196	Oil of Parrrlay	12
#136	Orcish baseball cap	34
#114	Orcish cargo shorts	37
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#145	P.B.L.T.	1
#86	PADL Phone	215
#247	PEEZ dispenser	16
#91	Pain Dip	4
#526	Penultimate Fantasy chest	16
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#235	Pine-Fresh air freshener	14
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#105	Polysniff Perfume	5
#39	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	4
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#192	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	6
#401	Ram's Face Lager	54
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1390	Rock Pops	26
#22	Roo trading card	7
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#887	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#52	Skullhead's Screw	6
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#62	Sneaky Pete's key lime	11
#298	Snow Queen Crown	9
#169	Space Tours Tripple	4
#978	Spam Witch sammich	3
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#136	Strix stix	16
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#20	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	9
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#174	Swabbie™ swab	24
#155	TI-9000 calculator	6
#390	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	33
#739	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#13	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	13
#446	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	25
#864	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	33
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#246	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	14
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#86	The Joy of Wassailing	24
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#151	Tiger-lily's milk	11
#18	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#239	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	16
#186	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	11
#181	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	12
#197	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	9
#209	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	7
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#701	Trollhouse cookies	20
#326	Tuesday's ruby	6
#401	Typical Tavern swill	9
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#287	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	45
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#16	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#94	WA	7
#399	Wand of Nagamar	13
#331	Warm Subject gift certificate	244
#221	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	2
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#40	Workytime Tea	84
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1399	Yummy Tummy bean	99
#170	Z-Bone steak	4
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#140	a butt tuba	10
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#266	abandoned candy	2
#186	abominable blubber	2
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#157	accidental cider	13
#470	acid-squirting flower	6
#360	acoustic guitarrr	10
#155	adder	4
#254	adder bladder	40
#54	adhesive tape dolly	2
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#110	agua de vida	46
#12	alien drugs	238
#153	alien force field disruptor bean	3
#231	all-purpose cleaner	32
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#26	ammonite fossil	209
#281	amulet of extreme plot significance	56
#236	ancient Magi-Wipes	28
#179	ancient frozen dinner	13
#69	ancient poisoned dart	70
#201	ancient protein powder	28
#255	ancient spice	9
#175	ancient stone fist	5
#232	ancient stone head	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#111	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	35
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#225	ant agonist	14
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#157	anti-anti-antidote	33
#1061	anticheese	1
#97	antimatter wad	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#542	antique greaves	6
#424	antique helmet	11
#209	antique packet of ketchup	9
#744	antique shield	2
#564	antique spear	6
#87	armgun	63
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#144	artisanal limoncello	4
#104	asbestos apron	12
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#275	asbestos ore	25
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#335	asparagus knife	20
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#469	asshat	2
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#127	attorney's badge	5
#80	augmented-reality shades	3
#189	awful poetry journal	983
#1850	baby killer bee	1
#200	backwoods screwdriver	3
#2450	baconstone	1
#5462	badass belt	4
#460	bag of Cheat-Os	13
#224	bag of W&Ws	22
#287	bag of lard	4
#104	bag of pygmy blood	7
#349	baggie of powdered sugar	59
#430	balaclava	1
#165	ball	42
#183	balloon helmet	2
#118	balloon sword	4
#138	ballroom blintz	55
#338	banana cream pie	1
#348	banana peel	10
#285	banana smoothie	2
#93	bananagate	68
#434	bar skin	21
#122	bar whip	1
#619	barbed-wire fence	5
#730	barrrnacle	18
#186	barskin tent	1
#267	baseball	21
#369	bat guano	29
#326	bat wing	42
#78	bat wing kabob	8
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#209	batblade	17
#362	batgut	73
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#1167	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#167	battered hubcap	2
#343	beach glass bead	10
#57	beaten-up Chucks	9
#116	beautiful soup	1
#157	beer bomb	282
#193	beer bong	16
#254	beer goggles	1
#214	beer helmet	27
#725	beer lens	1
#137	beer-scented teddy bear	5
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#243	bejeweled pledge pin	24
#17	belemnite fossil	282
#154	big bad voodoo mask	5
#172	big bass drum	8
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#457	big red clown nose	11
#90	big slimy cyst	2
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#501	bilge wine	13
#442	bindlestocking	5
#256	bird rib	4
#376	bit of clingfilm	11
#207	bit-o-cactus	20
#6	bite-me-red lipstick	1,320
#89	black belt	1
#110	black eyedrops	7
#351	black forest cake	7
#259	black forest ham	9
#131	black greaves	27
#168	black helmet	19
#100	black kettle drum	15
#138	black label	2
#221	black pension check	28
#239	black pepper	10
#124	black picnic basket	18
#246	black pixel	105
#214	black pudding	13
#128	black shield	26
#272	black snake skin	22
#464	black spot	1
#142	black sword	27
#342	blackberry	22
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#306	blind-packed capsule toy	14
#130	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	120
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#194	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	31
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#568	bloody clown pants	6
#35	blue class ring	134
#216	blue pixel	365
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#206	boiling seal blood	8
#117	bone abacus	3
#13	bone chips	2,901
#120	bone flute	22
#352	bone rattle	4
#96	book of matches	12
#483	booty chest charrrm	7
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#96	booze-soaked cherry	6
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#217	bottle of Blank-Out	64
#67	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	61
#59	bottle of Definit	70
#63	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	72
#204	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	9
#72	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	96
#185	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	45
#89	bottle of Mystic Shell	10
#256	bottle of Ooze-O	3
#155	bottle of Pete's Sake	3
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#188	bottle of alcohol	22
#229	bottle of bubbles	51
#306	bottle of cooking sherry	4
#137	bottle of fire	104
#417	bottle of gin	40
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#405	bottle of popskull	4
#117	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
#231	bottle of rum	305
#110	bottle of sewage schnapps	73
#361	bottle of tequila	68
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#724	bottle of vodka	10
#855	bottle of whiskey	14
#226	bottle opener belt buckle	14
#566	bowl of cottage cheese	21
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#136	bowl of rye sprouts	2
#247	bowling ball	1
#346	box	35
#230	box of Dweebs	16
#230	box turtle	1
#61	boxed champagne	42
#310	boxed wine	85
#99	boxing glove	6
#380	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#168	brains casserole	2
#29	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	2
#14	brass gear	2,668
#160	briefcase	75
#437	brine	45
#562	broken skull	22
#380	broken sword	5
#33	broken warbear gyrocopter	6
#274	bronze breastplate	5
#176	bronzed locust	14
#52	brown crock marble	12
#10	brown felt tophat	857
#171	brown plastic baby	4
#475	brown sugar cane	4
#52	bubble-wrap simulator	30
#276	bubblin' crude	37
#380	bubbly potion	29
#269	bucket of honey	3
#249	buckler buckle	1
#41	buckyball	185
#307	bugbear beanie	20
#305	bugbear bungguard	18
#261	bullet-proof corduroys	16
#516	bum cheek	17
#70	bumblebee marble	2
#321	bunch of square grapes	10
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#707	bunny liver	3
#82	buoybottoms	13
#473	burst hellseal brain	8
#101	bus pass	11
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#177	cactus fruit	14
#185	calavera concertina	1
#278	can of CRIMBCOLA	8
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#354	can of Red Minotaur	11
#471	can of Swiller	2
#210	can of black paint	1
#135	can of maces	9
#421	can of spinach	5
#250	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	33
#175	candied bolts	6
#424	candied nuts	4
#942	candied yams	9
#858	candy brain	1
#310	candy cane	125
#131	candy cigarette	16
#18	candy kneecapping stick	104
#22	candy knuckles	67
#240	candy skeleton	1
#83	candy stake	62
#533	cannonball charrrm	5
#162	canopic jar	66
#1312	canteen of wine	7
#229	capacitor relay	53
#261	carbon nanotube frame	50
#355	carbonated soy milk	8
#283	carbonated water lily	15
#330	cardboard katana	1
#340	cardboard wakizashi	6
#147	caret	1
#437	carob chunks	7
#221	carton of rotten eggs	3
#389	casino pass	7
#326	cast	64
#176	cat appendix	29
#248	catgut	39
#8	cement sandals	99
#273	centipede eggs	11
#78	centurion helmet	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#1169	chaos butterfly	21
#148	charming flute	4
#275	cheap cigar butt	6
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#314	cheap plastic bottle opener	20
#68	cheap wind-up clock	20
#369	chef's hat	23
#126	chef-in-the-box	3
#86	chef-skull-in-the-box	2
#434	cherry	5
#205	cherry pie	2
#210	chewing gum on a string	86
#179	children of the candy corn	1
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#56	warbear breakfast machine assembler	10
#20	warbear drone assembler	18
#68	warbear energy bracers	3
#34	warbear exo-arm	6
#78	warbear feasting bread	10
#57	warbear feasting mead	13
#59	warbear foil hat	4
#18	warbear gyro	56
#148	warbear helm fragment	44
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#101	warbear liquid overcoat	19
#52	warbear oil pan	4
#61	warbear procedural hilarity drone	16
#165	warbear robo-camouflage unit	8
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#23	warbear soda machine assembler	19
#51	warbear thermoregulator bread	11
#141	warbear trouser fragment	45
#93	warbear warrior bread	3
#514	warbear whosit	38
#747	water pipe bomb	10
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#173	weremoose spit	1
#139	whalebone corset	6
#294	wheel	12
#157	whip kit	2
#422	whisker pencil	5
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#50	whiskey in a broken glass	67
#34	white class ring	357
#448	white collar	2
#299	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
#156	white lightning	106
#802	white picket fence	1
#390	white pixel	63
#102	white rice	27
#187	white satin pants	25
#168	white satin shield	13
#298	white snake skin	38
#259	white sword	19
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#332	wicker shield	6
#72	wind-up meatcar	154
#483	windchimes	9
#94	wings of fire	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#476	witty rapier	2
#771	wolfman mask	6
#196	wonderwall shield	6
#365	wooden axe	1
#209	wooden block	15
#335	wooden stakes	8
#162	wool hat	13
#134	world's smallest violin	5
#92	worn tophat	36
#367	worthless gewgaw	12
#328	worthless knick-knack	21
#513	worthless trinket	4
#163	wreath of laurels	4
#28	wristwatch of the white knight	3
#462	wumpus hair	1
#250	wussiness potion	70
#337	yellow brick road	1
#65	yellow gummi ingot	546
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#832	yeti fur	54
#399	yo	24
#1885	yo-yo	3
#478	yohohoyo	2
#185	zombie hollandaise	1

Wow, that's 169,534 items total!

what items are this player missing?