| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #5 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 463 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
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| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
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| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
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| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
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| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
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| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
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| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
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| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
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| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #585 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 13 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #104 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2,273 |
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| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
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| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
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| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
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| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
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| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
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| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
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| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
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| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
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| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
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| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
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| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
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| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
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| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
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| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
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| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork maid head | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
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| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
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| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
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| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #189 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #225 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
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| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #415 | floaty sand | 34 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
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| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #452 | fudge lily | 9 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
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| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
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| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #440 | petrified wood | 18 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #83 | slab of sponge | 7 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #367 | smoking grass | 111 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #182 | soggy seed packet | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #718 | spooky bark | 8 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #233 | steamy ruby | 5 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
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| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
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| #1343 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
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| #1161 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #2010 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1206 | stuffed cocoabo | 40 |
| #1421 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1262 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1686 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
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| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
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| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #1360 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1137 | stuffed snowy owl | 43 |
| #1197 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 43 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1209 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #450 | superheated fudge | 6 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #173 | tomato | 374 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #385 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1445 | unstable DNA | 18 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #759 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #1488 | vinegar | 3 |
| #312 | wad of cotton | 10 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #175 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #470 | wind-up meatcar | 19 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #582 | yellow gummi ingot | 30 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |