Museum :: Pawlifer

Pawlifer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#236	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1424	2-ball	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#443	4-dimensional guitar	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1221	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#78	Batfellow comic	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#911	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2382	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#2772	Boss Bat britches	1
#116	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#93	Bram's choker	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#112	Clara's bell	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#212	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1236	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1847	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1479	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#3593	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#103	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#97	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#71	El Vibrato restraints	3
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#168	Elvish delight	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#252	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#117	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#89	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	2
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#40	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#753	Heimandatz's heart	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#122	How to Avoid Scams	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#676	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#106	Jefferson wings	1
#1281	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1005	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#235	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#813	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#776	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#304	Mae West	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#704	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#68	Mer-kin begsign	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#65	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#174	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#106	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#64	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#58	Mer-kin worktea	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#390	Misty Cape	1
#392	Misty Cloak	1
#378	Misty Robe	1
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#91	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#135	Mornington crescent roll	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#374	NG	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#101	New Age healing crystal	1
#58	New Age hurting crystal	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#366	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#377	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#324	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#316	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1267	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#78	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#791	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#784	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#778	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#156	Psychotic Train wine	1
#938	Ram's Face Lager	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#710	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#126	Saturday Night Special	1
#43	Saucepanic	1
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#181	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#253	Space Tours Tripple	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
🥇	Spelunker's khakis	1
🥇	Spelunker's whip	1
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#208	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#79	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#77	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#62	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#89	Tales of Spelunking	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#318	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#305	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#753	Typical Tavern swill	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#711	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#700	Uncle Romulus	1
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#160	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#34	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#232	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#206	abominable blubber	1
#501	accidental cider	1
#69	accordion file	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#118	actual tapas	1
#196	adder	1
#820	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#265	ancient poisoned dart	1
#672	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#632	ant agonist	1
#268	ant hoe	1
#894	antique helmet	1
#643	asshat	1
#1194	astral mushroom	1
#179	attorney's badge	1
#1923	awful poetry journal	1
#1842	baby killer bee	1
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#7432	badass belt	1
#148	badge of authority	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#113	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#162	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1218	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#172	ballast turtle	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#414	bark rootbeer	1
#901	baseball	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#784	batblade	1
#1174	batgut	1
#225	battered hubcap	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#231	beefy fish meat	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#380	bird rib	1
#1501	bit of clingfilm	1
#651	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#118	black blade	1
#120	black cloak	1
#135	black eye shadow	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#547	black helmet	2
#390	black kettle drum	1
#578	black pepper	1
#632	black pudding	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#893	blackberry	1
#3304	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#291	blood of the Wereseal	1
#116	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#112	bloodstain stick	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#116	blowdart	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#167	bone abacus	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#171	book of matches	1
#262	booze-soaked cherry	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#5030	bottle of goofballs	1
#133	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#317	bottled inspiration	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1058	box	1
#1080	box of sunshine	213
#230	box turtle	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#250	brainy skull	1
#227	brass gear	1
#400	bread line	1
#102	breadchucks	1
#204	breakfast mess	1
#2704	brick	1
#1271	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#543	bronzed locust	1
#163	brown felt tophat	2
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#114	bubbling tempura batter	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#591	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#226	bus pass	1
#74	butterfly knife	1
#713	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#353	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1108	can of Red Minotaur	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1140	candied kobold	1
#2873	candied yams	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#588	canopic jar	1
#1750	canteen of wine	1
#637	carbonated water lily	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#733	carob chunks	1
#129	carton of snake milk	1
#159	cartoon heart	1
#872	casino pass	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#688	centipede eggs	1
#1707	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#99	cheap sunglasses	1
#922	chef's hat	2
#662	cherry	1
#508	chintzy noodle ring	1
#505	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#197	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#688	chorizo brownies	1
#766	chorizo taco	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#74	chunk of hot iron	1
#444	chunk of rock salt	1
#151	cigar box turtle	1
#155	cigarette lighter	1
#21	circle drum	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#818	clown skin	1
#112	clown wig	2
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#183	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
#103	coal dust	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#1141	cog	1
#247	cold hi mein	1
#357	cold nuggets	1
#147	cold water bottle	1
#166	colorful toad	1
#86	combat fan	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#649	communications windchimes	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1819	corpse on the beach	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#138	crappy waiter disguise	1
#125	crayon shavings	1
#159	crazy hobo notebook	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#567	cream stout	1
#539	creamsicle	1
#161	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#28	crystalline reamer	1
#457	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#586	dance card	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1294	dead guy's watch	1
#99	dead meat bun	1
#808	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#168	delicious stinkbug	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#923	demon skin	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#85	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1624	disassembled clover	1
#1844	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#821	disembodied brain	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#679	displaced fish	1
#93	disposable instant camera	1
#983	distilled fortified wine	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#548	divine blowout	1
#112	diving muff	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#134	dress pants	1
#783	dried face	1
#182	drum of tommy ammo	1
#1129	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2323	duct tape	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#466	dull fish scale	1
#552	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#1040	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1029	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1014	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#855	eXtreme scarf	1
#136	eagle feather	1
#136	eagle's milk	1
#122	ectoplasmic orbs	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#155	electric snakebite	1
#547	electrical thingamabob	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#147	eleven-foot pole	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#288	elven hardtack	1
#197	elven magi-pack	1
#303	elven squeeze	1
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#189	exotic jungle fruit	1
#105	expensive camera	2
#155	expensive cigar	1
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#109	extra-flat panini	1
#741	extra-greasy slider	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#401	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#94	fabric hardener	1
#88	fabric softener	1
#530	fairy gravy boat	1
#762	fake blood	1
#848	fancy bath salts	1
#115	fancy blue potion	1
#406	fat loot token	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#408	fermenting powder	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#736	fetid feather	1
#324	fettucini Inconnu	1
#903	figurine of a cold seal	1
#504	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#768	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#96	filthy child leash	1
#999	filthy corduroys	1
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2031	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#161	fire of unknown origin	1
#136	fireball	1
#75	firebomb	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#147	flaming sword	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#620	flange	1
#907	flaregun	1
#171	flask flops	1
#161	flavorless gruel	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#257	flimsy clipboard	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#203	floorboard cruft	1
#860	flute of flat champagne	1
#789	foolscap fool's cap	1
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#232	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#1441	friendly cheez blob	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#427	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#221	frost-rimed seal hide	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#96	frozen turtle shell	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#781	funky dried mushroom	1
#63	funky junk key	1
#119	funny bone	1
#539	furniture dolly	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#689	fuzzy busby	1
#4729	fuzzy dice	1
#593	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#659	gas balloon	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
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#436	warbear metalworking primer	1
#650	warbear whosit	1
#630	warm mushroom	1
#938	water pipe bomb	1
#175	weremoose spit	1
#261	whalebone corset	1
#82	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#961	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#113	white page	1
#805	white picket fence	1
#415	white rice	1
#807	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1058	white snake skin	1
#854	white sword	1
#109	whole turkey leg	1
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#93	wings of fire	1
#1247	wolf mask	1
#430	wonderwall shield	1
#595	wool hat	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#700	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1048	wussiness potion	1
#177	yak anorak	1
#227	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#202	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

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