| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #97 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #150 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #183 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #71 | El Vibrato restraints | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #117 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #89 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #51 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #97 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #106 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #64 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #135 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #58 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #78 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #155 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #118 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #113 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #117 | black blade | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #111 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #115 | blowdart | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #170 | book of matches | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #132 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1080 | box of sunshine | 213 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #227 | brass gear | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #102 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #163 | brown felt tophat | 2 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #114 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #74 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #129 | carton of snake milk | 1 |
| #159 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #196 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #112 | clown wig | 2 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #182 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #103 | coal dust | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #146 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #137 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #125 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #160 | crowbar | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #28 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #99 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #92 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #182 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #121 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #154 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #127 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #105 | expensive camera | 2 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #109 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #93 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #87 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #115 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #96 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #160 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #75 | firebomb | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #147 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #160 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #204 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #159 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #146 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #191 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #186 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #106 | glark cable | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #56 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #179 | gold star | 2 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #137 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #97 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #53 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #82 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #53 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #102 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #52 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #204 | imp air | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #88 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #133 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #62 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #151 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #172 | killing jar | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #57 | lucky cat collar | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #127 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
| #116 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #150 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #114 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #120 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #135 | moose thought | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #152 | one pill | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #166 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #101 | paisley spore pod | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #178 | pec oil | 1 |
| #140 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #196 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #86 | perfect ice cube | 2 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #108 | pestopiary | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #195 | pill cup | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #109 | pink slime | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #84 | portable cassette player | 1 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #154 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #105 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #123 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| #90 | red badge | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #183 | red button | 1 |
| #90 | red eye | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #98 | red potion | 1 |
| #164 | red red wine | 1 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| #88 | red shoe | 1 |
| #85 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #143 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #90 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #159 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #79 | roasted duck | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #137 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #101 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #99 | salacious crumbs | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #207 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #118 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #126 | short calculator | 1 |
| #125 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #142 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #107 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #157 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #91 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #121 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #80 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #123 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #56 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #328 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #238 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
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| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
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