| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #148 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1070 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #96 | evil golden arch | 147 |
| #125 | evil golden arches | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #65 | [2426]fire flower | 16 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #317 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #204 | imp air | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #108 | left bracket | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #114 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #79 | meat vortex | 839 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #132 | probability potion | 800 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #67 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #131 | time's arrow | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1101 | toast | 512 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #175 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |