| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1068 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #96 | evil golden arch | 147 |
| #125 | evil golden arches | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #65 | [2426]fire flower | 16 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #316 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #205 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #79 | meat vortex | 839 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #132 | probability potion | 800 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #260 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #67 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #131 | time's arrow | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1103 | toast | 512 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #247 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #173 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |