Museum :: davidsan

davidsan

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#215	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1965	Angry Farmer candy	2
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#215	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#51	BRICKO brick	13,585
#83	BRICKO eye brick	1,110
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#292	BURT	92
#294	Baja sopapilla	1
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#164	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	57
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#120	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#135	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1164	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1269	CRIMBCO wine	4
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#193	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#182	Chroner	397
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#97	Colander of Em-er'il	14
#302	Cold Hots candy	23
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#202	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#114	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#107	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#196	Crimbo food scraps	2
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#131	Crimbo train emergency brake	20
🥇	Crimbo training manual	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#349	D roll	1
#155	DUFRESNE Suds	18
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#24	Drip harness	1
#843	Drowsy Sword	18
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1927	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#255	Effermint™ tablets	1
#175	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#415	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#90	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#345	Elmley shades	2
#125	Enchanted Plunger	1
#22	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#58	Flaskfull of Hollow	144
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#266	Game Grid token	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#382	Goodfella contract	74
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#726	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#155	Green Manalishi	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#168	How to Play Othello	1
#75	Humanitini	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#232	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1796	Imp Ale	2
#302	Inner Strength	1
#315	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#162	Instant Karma	70
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1097	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#800	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#190	Knob nuts	2
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#180	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#233	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	97
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#262	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#254	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#240	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	101
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#155	Marquis de Poivre soda	97
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#306	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#192	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1059	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#285	Milk Studs	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#392	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#322	Misty Robe	2
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#392	Mob Penguin protection contract	9
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#377	New Zealand iced tea	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#246	Nuclear Blastball	1
#61	O	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#159	Pain Dip	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#195	Piddles	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#60	Pink Heart of Spirit	16
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#138	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#58	Scalp of Gorgolok	21
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#229	Shivering Chèvre	1
#102	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	9
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#62	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#1027	Spam Witch sammich	2
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#79	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#326	Swizzler	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#94	Tales of Spelunking	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#1816	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#217	Tears of the Quiet Healer	2
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#92	Texas tea	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#60	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#433	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#65	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1566	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#410	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#500	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#351	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#988	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#178	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#1413	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#51	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	6
#174	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1805	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#620	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#286	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	3
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#384	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	2
#1300	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#792	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#954	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1739	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#1264	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#751	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#35	Trainbot circuitry	176
#165	Trainbot linkages	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#168	Trainbot plating	1
#159	Trainbot servomotors	1
#217	Trainbot slag	2
#31	Trainbot tubing	139
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#706	Typical Tavern swill	2
#83	UV monocular	2
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#168	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#650	Wint-O-Fresh mint	15
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#54	X	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#659	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#73	abstraction: action	1
#67	abstraction: category	1
#71	abstraction: purpose	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#22	actual blood sausage	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#176	adder	2
#821	adder bladder	1
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#86	witch wart	1
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Wow, that's 62,361 items total!

what items are this player missing?