Museum :: davidsan

davidsan

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#214	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#1964	Angry Farmer candy	2
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#51	BRICKO brick	13,585
#82	BRICKO eye brick	1,110
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#291	BURT	92
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#164	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	57
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1163	CRIMBCO mug	6
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1268	CRIMBCO wine	4
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#53	Chester's bag of candy	2
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#181	Chroner	397
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#98	Colander of Em-er'il	14
#302	Cold Hots candy	23
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#200	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#197	Crimbo food scraps	2
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#132	Crimbo train emergency brake	20
🥇	Crimbo training manual	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#347	D roll	1
#156	DUFRESNE Suds	18
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#25	Drip harness	1
#842	Drowsy Sword	18
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#174	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#59	Flaskfull of Hollow	144
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#382	Goodfella contract	74
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#156	Green Manalishi	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1795	Imp Ale	2
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#162	Instant Karma	70
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#191	Knob nuts	2
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#233	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	97
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#261	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#253	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#239	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	101
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#155	Marquis de Poivre soda	97
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#287	Milk Studs	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#321	Misty Robe	2
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#392	Mob Penguin protection contract	9
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#61	O	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#160	Pain Dip	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#196	Piddles	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#60	Pink Heart of Spirit	16
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#58	Scalp of Gorgolok	21
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#102	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	9
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#138	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#1027	Spam Witch sammich	2
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#81	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#243	Strix stix	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#325	Swizzler	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#218	Tears of the Quiet Healer	2
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#93	Texas tea	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#178	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#52	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	6
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#289	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	3
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#385	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	2
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#802	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1741	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#18	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#36	Trainbot circuitry	176
#166	Trainbot linkages	1
#76	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#164	Trainbot optics	1
#169	Trainbot plating	1
#161	Trainbot servomotors	1
#217	Trainbot slag	2
#32	Trainbot tubing	139
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#705	Typical Tavern swill	2
#83	UV monocular	2
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#168	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#650	Wint-O-Fresh mint	15
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#54	X	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#658	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#74	abstraction: action	1
#68	abstraction: category	1
#72	abstraction: purpose	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#22	actual blood sausage	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#176	adder	2
#821	adder bladder	1
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#448	white collar	2
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#87	witch wart	1
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 62,361 items total!

what items are this player missing?