Museum :: Mishau

Mishau

Rank	Item	Quantity
#112	"caramel" orange	19
#114	"meat" stick	1
#32	20-lb can of rice and beans	8
#107	5-hour acrimony	3
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#338	A. W. O. L. commendation	18
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#19	Affirmation Cookie	44
#69	Alewife™ Ale	41
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#197	Argarggagarg's fang	8
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#280	Blood Light	14
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#73	Cosmic Calorie	806
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#735	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#99	Crimbo dinner	5
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#74	Crimbo train emergency brake	59
#111	Crimbojito	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#278	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
#125	Crimbosmopolitan	3
#19	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	4
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#18	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	5
#124	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	38
#88	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	60
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#115	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	42
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#102	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	45
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#112	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
#131	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	4
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#106	D roll	128
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#43	Disgeist	3
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#83	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#131	Elfin shortbread	9
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#199	FDKOL commendation	3,317
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#555	Go-Wassail	27
#105	Gummy Brains	4
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#120	How to Play Othello	3
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#99	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#52	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	104
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#32	My First Paycheck envelope	2
#487	NPZR chemistry set	4
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#13	Peek-a-Boo!	1
#135	SPF 451 lip balm	18
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#735	Spam Witch sammich	12
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#90	Squat-Thrust Magazine	11
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#39	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	9
#25	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	13
#37	Stone Golem pebbles	76
#40	Stooper	3
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#325	Summer Nights	4
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#35	Super Weight-Gain 9000	7
#50	Swabbie™ swab	109
#62	Swedish coffee	1
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#45	TRIO cup of beer	5
#211	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	70
#208	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	75
#257	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	57
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#18	Tapioc berry	13
#84	Tears of the Quiet Healer	67
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#31	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	2
#80	Texas tea	3
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#7	The Beast Within™ candle	133
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#7	The Big Book of Every Skill	7
#6	The Chill of the Wild	1
#25	The Emperor's new hat	3
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#13	The Firegate Tapes	1
#29	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	2
#21	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	1
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#37	The Lost Glasses	3
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#57	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	124
#6	Third Eye	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#7	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	16
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#771	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#62	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	15
#423	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#76	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#811	Thwaitgold spider statuette	2
#1494	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#137	Tiger-lily's milk	14
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#9	To Build an Igloo	1
#116	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#26	Trainbot harness	3
#145	Trainbot linkages	2
#164	Trainbot optics	1
#152	Trainbot plating	2
#183	Trainbot slag	5
#97	Trainbot tubing	14
#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#135	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	40
#140	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	34
#138	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	35
#145	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	29
#1005	Trollhouse cookies	6
#132	Tuesday's ruby	25
#147	Twelve Night Energy	1
#47	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#55	UV monocular	3
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#393	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	30
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#13	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
#29	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	5
#72	Unspeakachu	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#103	Wax Flask	4
#56	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	18
#57	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	34
#109	White Citadel burger	50
#244	White Citadel fries	6
#82	Whoompa Fur Pants	7
#29	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	10
#32	Yorick	1
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#59	Ze™ goggles	117
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#72	abominable blubber	23
#584	abominable snowcone	14
#49	absentee voter ballot	4
#89	acceptable bagel	2
#164	accidental cider	12
#53	accidental mutton	1
#61	actual reality goggles	84
#47	actual tapas	22
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#379	adorable seal larva	7
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#19	affordable teak perch	2
#19	alien animal goo	22
#8	alien animal milk	1
#71	alien autoautopsy kit	9
#21	alien meat	59
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#36	ancient medicinal herbs	4
#11	animal part cracker	22
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#486	around the world	1
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#60	baby cuddlefish	4
#530	baby killer bee	18
#21	bar of freeze-dried water	7
#21	bark beret	2
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#116	beautiful soup	1
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#313	belemnite fossil	15
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#196	black Crimbo ball	2
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#16	blood-soaked sponge cake	9
#325	blue class ring	9
#137	blue tulip	1
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#87	bottled day	3
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#79	brown sugar cane	118
#98	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
#158	bucket of honey	14
#95	bugbear purification pill	3
#142	bunch of square grapes	40
#216	burst hellseal brain	34
#280	cabooze	1
#44	cactus fruit	129
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#93	can of sardines	2
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#52	candied lime	3
#217	candied yams	38
#620	candy brain	3
#1063	candy cane	32
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#161	cherry pie	4
#195	choco-Crimbot	5
#102	chocomotive	7
#49	coney haunch	1
#149	corned beet	1
#94	crappy brain	98
#242	crumbling rat skull	2
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#47	dark chocolate egg	1
#122	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#60	decent brain	328
#93	dire fudgesicle	33
#303	disassembled clover	296
#188	donated booze	51
#132	donated candy	111
#222	donated food	43
#151	dragon snaps	12
#35	dreadful roast	3
#165	dusty animal cranium	2
#72	dusty animal jawbone	4
#85	dusty animal pelvis	5
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#181	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	2
#86	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	5
#152	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	3
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#209	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#143	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	3
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#194	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
#200	dusty left clavicle	2
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#150	dusty left femur	3
#137	dusty left fibula	3
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#71	dusty left first rear claw	6
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#193	dusty left fourth rear claw	2
#83	dusty left fourth rib	5
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#98	dusty left radius	4
#135	dusty left scapula	3
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#140	dusty left tenth rib	3
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#190	dusty left third rear claw	2
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#85	dusty left thumb	5
#208	dusty left tibia	2
#86	dusty left twelfth rib	5
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#93	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	4
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#107	dusty right first front claw	4
#141	dusty right first rear claw	3
#141	dusty right first rib	3
#124	dusty right fourth front claw	3
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#123	dusty right fourth rib	4
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#186	dusty right scapula	2
#140	dusty right second rear claw	3
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#105	dusty right seventh rib	4
#138	dusty right sixth rib	3
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#98	dusty right third front claw	4
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#141	dusty right tibia	3
#111	dusty right ulna	4
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#141	dusty second lumbar vertebra	3
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#187	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#127	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
#82	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	5
#197	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
#188	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#191	dusty third cervical vertebra	2
#75	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
#182	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	2
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#97	electric Kool-Aid	1
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#239	escargotsicle	1
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#1280	felt	6
#85	festive egg sac	2
#37	firemilk	13
#47	fistful of ashes	96
#167	flan del mar	5
#59	flat cider	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#372	fossilized limb	21
#310	fossilized serpent skull	2
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#299	fossilized spike	14
#467	fossilized spine	2
#448	fossilized torso	8
#433	fossilized wing	6
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#276	freightcake	2
#335	frigid fudgepuck	9
#49	fruit-stuffed rumcake	3
#380	fudge bunny	1
#143	fudge lily	46
#259	fudge spork	1
#353	fudgecule	4,096
#76	giant breath mint	9
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#838	gingerbread bugbear	27
#131	gingerbread nylons	1
#64	gingerbread pirate	3
#64	good brain	920
#574	green clay bead	10
#180	green drunki-bear	2
#654	green gummi ingot	22
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#34	gummi turtle	75
#70	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	84
#62	hard cocoa	3
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#30	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#185	honey-drenched ham slice	1
#85	hot watered rum	12
#30	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#148	mime soul fragment	27
#49	moai toai	1
#60	mulled wine	1
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#173	ojo de pez burrito	1
#33	party platter for one	6
#90	peppermint pegleg	1
#75	perfect dark and stormy	2
#435	petit 4.1	3
#131	pickled bread	2
#36	pile of Trainbot parts	1,084
#578	pink clay bead	13
#115	pocket wish	1
🥇	pointy red hat	1,079
#42	portable ping-pong table	1
#96	prank Crimbo card	1
#532	purple clay bead	3
#286	red class ring	42
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#705	red gummi ingot	17
#112	red tulip	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#179	rose	10
#116	rum-soaked fruitcake	1
#75	salmagumdi	2
#151	salted mutton	1
#310	sandwich of the gods	14
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#31	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#248	small leather glove	4
#217	sneaky wrapping paper	1
#193	snorkel	6
#8	snow machine	2
#19	snowpack	1
#115	soap knife	6
#225	solid gold bowling ball	85
#71	sommelier's towel	3
#20	sonar fishfinder	1
#24	soul doorbell	19
#32	soul knife	1
#142	souvenir ski t-shirt	5
#698	spade necklace	10
#84	spaghetti con calaveras	1
#55	spaghetti cult mask	27
#53	spaghetti cult rosary	24
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#19	spare battery	4
#93	spare neck bolts	2
#186	spark plug earring	5
#153	sparking robo-battery	10
#34	spearfish fishing spear	3
#99	spectral axe	1
#580	spectral pickle	16
#171	spiced rum	5
#44	spicy bean burrito	63
#42	spicy enchanted bean burrito	58
#127	spicy jerky stick	1
#32	spicy jumping bean burrito	75
#70	spiked femur	97
#296	spiritual candy cane	1
#288	spiritual eggnog	1
#111	spiritual fruitcake	3
#40	spiritual gingerbread	5
#50	splendid martini	3
#33	sponge cake	31
#168	spooky bicycle chain	12
#217	spooky cosmetics bag	10
#244	spooky eyeliner	10
#38	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	59
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#253	spooky lipstick	10
#392	spooky nuggets	1
#227	spooky powder	4
#66	spooky sound effects record	9
#115	spooky staff	4
#77	spooky wad	91
#156	spork	13
#61	spray chrome	5
#701	squirming egg sac	7
#487	stained mattress	2
#197	stainless steel scarf	14
#399	stainless steel shillelagh	10
#196	stainless steel skullcap	12
#197	stainless steel slacks	13
#181	stainless steel solitaire	12
#248	stainless steel suspenders	14
#58	stale baguette	69
#72	stalk of asparagus	155
#310	star buckler	1
#44	star hat	51
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#115	star sword	7
#69	starchy sword	1
#82	steampunk potion	41
#262	stench nuggets	4
#66	stench wad	233
#51	stepmom's booze	14
#17	sticky hand whip	158
#4	stinky cheese eye	2
#48	stolen necklace	11
#94	stolen sushi	104
#6	stomp box	22
#196	stone baseball cap	5
#195	stone wool	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#16	strange paste	10
#36	strawberry daiquiri	280
#320	strawberry pie	1
#277	strawberry wine	5
#341	stray chihuahua	8
#107	stress ball	3
#72	string of moist beads	1
#480	strongness elixir	6
#56	studded leather boxer shorts	31
#490	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	91
#1094	stuffed Cheshire bitten	44
#923	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	51
#698	stuffed Meat	68
#1294	stuffed angry cow	39
#1067	stuffed astral badger	48
#1261	stuffed baby gravy fairy	41
#1245	stuffed cocoabo	39
#38	stuffed dinosaur	1
#831	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	59
#1133	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	45
#950	stuffed hand turkey	52
#344	stuffed key	163
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#785	stuffed mind flayer	62
#632	stuffed mink	74
#571	stuffed monocle	85
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#97	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	11
#1042	stuffed scary death orb	48
#1780	stuffed shoulder parrot	10
#1053	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	47
#1001	stuffed snowy owl	48
#1110	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	46
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#827	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	57
#605	stuffed teddy butler	80
#567	stuffed tin of caviar	83
#317	stuffed treasure chest	172
#1210	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	42
#81	sturdy cane	30
#56	stylish swimsuit	120
#52	styrofoam sword	2
#36	succulent marrow	77
#96	sucker bucket	2
#91	sucker hakama	2
#80	sucker kabuto	2
#102	sucker tachi	2
#248	sucky decal	7
#58	sugar chapeau	6
#61	sugar shard	217
#49	sugar shield	36
#53	sugar shirt	6
#32	sugar shorts	34
#115	sugarplum ration	1
#53	suggestive strozzapreti	1
#75	suntan lotion of moxiousness	202
#246	super-spiky hair gel	391
#47	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	98
#424	superheated fudge	7
#82	suspicious-looking fedora	1
#93	swamp lolly	2
#564	swashbuckling pants	5
#171	sweet mochi ball	11
#139	sweet ninja sword	13
#50	sweet party mix	6
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#95	swirly potion	223
#171	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2
#31	synthetic dog hair pill	22
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#69	that gum you like	37
#25	the Archwizard's briefs	1
#101	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
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#20	the Ley Incursion's waist	1
#72	the funk	15
#102	third ear	3
#84	third-hand nunchaku	6
#65	thistle wine	100
#45	three-legged pants	23
#204	three-tiered wedding cake	3
#70	tighty whiteys	3
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#205	tin magnolia	26
#16	tinsel orb	1
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#487	tiny bottle of absinthe	18
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#90	tiny canopic jar	12
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#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#198	tiny house	1,222
#66	tiny ninja sword	16
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#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
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#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
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#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#75	tiny plastic golden gundam	381
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#67	tip jar	32
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#31	tobiko pocky	9
#168	tofurkey gravy	44
#188	tofurkey leg	41
#132	tomato daiquiri	12
#102	tomato juice of powerful power	41
#54	tommy gun	8
#34	tonguebone	2
#67	tonic djinn	21
#69	tonic water	45
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#302	traditional Crimbo cookie	8
#25	trampled ticket stub	8
#50	transparent pants	1
#73	trick coin	1
#22	triggerfingerbone	28
#458	trilobite fossil	9
#52	troll britches	8
#64	true grit	67
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#54	tube of dread wax	121
#49	tube of herbal ointment	8
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#266	turtle pheromones	13
#80	turtle wax	14
#83	turtlemail bits	59
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#46	turtling rod	3
#46	twisted-up wet towel	15
#84	two meat muck	1
#185	ultimate ultimate frisbee	3
#65	una poca de gracia	23
#446	uncooked chorizo	6
#32	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#34	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
#46	unidentifiable dried fruit	2
#102	unidentified drink	23
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#124	universal biscuit	12
#138	unnamed cocktail	1
#141	unquiet spirits	10
#70	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	346
#30	unremarkable duffel bag	132
#305	untamable turtle	7
#145	unused walkie-talkie	5
#544	unusual disco ball	5
#4	unusual oil	112
#182	upsy daisy	34
#107	used beer	1
#684	useless powder	119
#294	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	34
#50	vial of The Glistening	20
#52	vial of hot blood	1
#128	vial of swamp vapors	1
#66	vibrating mushroom	1
#136	viking helmet	118
#8	villainous scythe	1
#178	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	118
#28	vitamin G pill	33
#383	vodka and cranberry	4
#135	vodka stratocaster	5
#55	voodoo glowskull	76
#155	vorpal blade	61
#88	votive candle	3
#14	votive of confidence	81
#105	wad of slimy rags	10
#38	waders	1
#131	walrus ice cream	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#53	warbear accoutrements chunk	104
#103	warbear battery	25
#369	warbear beeping telegram	2
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
#112	warbear empathy chip	6
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#79	warbear exhaust manifold	3
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#166	warbear gyrocopter	6
#55	warbear helm fragment	98
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#110	warbear officer requisition box	6
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#208	warbear procedural hilarity drone	6
#265	warbear requisition box	9
#205	warbear robo-camouflage unit	6
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#163	warbear soda machine assembler	3
#54	warbear trouser fragment	100
#179	warbear wardance potion	7
#35	warm mushroom	61
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#33	water log	2
#33	water purification pills	883
#474	water wings	1
#18	water-polo cap	16
#20	water-polo mitt	8
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#181	waterlogged cloth	1
#58	weremoose spit	16
#130	wet venom duct	2
#57	whalebone corset	36
#127	whisker pencil	71
#279	whiskey and cola	7
#234	whiskey in a broken glass	2
#425	whiskey sour	3
#363	white candy heart	71
#218	white chocolate and tomato pizza	11
#624	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#269	white chocolate chips	43
#366	white class ring	19
#24	white earbuds	1
#67	white hat hacker T-shirt	20
#44	white page	11
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#126	white tulip	1
#49	wicker shield	145
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#446	wind-up meatcar	22
#51	wind-up vampire teeth	9
#217	wine spritzer	4
#615	witch hat	1
#69	witch wart	2
#173	witty rapier	32
#69	wizard action figure	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#25	wolfskull mask	3
#106	wonderwall shield	16
#365	wooden axe	1
#636	wooden stakes	2
#14	wooly loincloth	3
#255	woven baling wire bracelets	4
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	yabba dabba doo rag	3
#80	yak toupee	1
#394	yellow candy heart	96
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#778	yellow gummi ingot	11
#311	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	7
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#87	yule gruel	13
#80	yule hatchet	6
#16	zen motorcycle	10
#18	zombie accordion	1
#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2
#81	zombie hollandaise	18
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 30,564 items total!

what items are this player missing?