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| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1137 | tomato | 1 |
| #319 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #497 | true grit | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #672 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #517 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #678 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1542 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1910 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #176 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #1100 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #174 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #158 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #48 | white belt | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #781 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1737 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |