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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
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| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
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| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
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| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #682 | Angry Farmer candy | 90 |
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| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
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| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
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| #85 | Bling of the New Wave | 10 |
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| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
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| #303 | Boss Bat bling | 11 |
| #1786 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
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| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
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| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #90 | Carpathian longsword | 8 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #127 | Claybender glasses | 2 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #476 | Cold Hots candy | 10 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #240 | Crimbo candied pecan | 60 |
| #272 | Crimbo fudge | 52 |
| #230 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 67 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1717 | Daffy Taffy | 4 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #31 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #159 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 12 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
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| #119 | Dust bunny | 12 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #129 | Effermint™ tablets | 24 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
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| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
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| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #70 | GOTO | 17 |
| #606 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
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| #125 | Gearhead Goo | 3 |
| #347 | Genalen™ Bottle | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #45 | Glo-Pop | 6 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #52 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #23 | Good 'n' Quiet | 13 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
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| #50 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #252 | Hollandaise helmet | 16 |
| #84 | Iceberglar scarf | 5 |
| #134 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 20 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #106 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
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| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #867 | Knob Goblin tongs | 3 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #192 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #327 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 29 |
| #35 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #217 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #107 | Liam's mail | 3 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #642 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 42 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #135 | M-242 | 100 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #131 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #481 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #144 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 2 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #53 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #64 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #81 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #143 | Milk Studs | 59 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #23 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #77 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 16 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #58 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #350 | Newbiesport™ tent | 4 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #249 | PEEZ dispenser | 14 |
| #14 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #111 | Red Army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1996 | Rock Pops | 10 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #100 | Shivering Chèvre | 40 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #87 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 15 |
| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #113 | Smart Bone Dust | 2 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #181 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #253 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #23 | Special™ Sauce | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #97 | Spookyraven signet | 10 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
| #453 | Steal This Candy | 3 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #86 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #231 | Swizzler | 19 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #798 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 40 |
| #150 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 13 |
| #107 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #16 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 7 |
| #33 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 4 |
| #50 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #13 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 10 |
| #28 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 4 |
| #27 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 4 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 17 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
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| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #84 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 7 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #88 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 10 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #130 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 2 |
| #125 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 8 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #737 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2350 | Yummy Tummy bean | 16 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #206 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #85 | accordionoid rocca | 2 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #118 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| #53 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #97 | alien autoautopsy kit | 3 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #118 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #80 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #90 | antique accordion | 2 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #94 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 18 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1102 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #93 | autocalliope | 2 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1841 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
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| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1381 | badass belt | 40 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #162 | bag of W&Ws | 64 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
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| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
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| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #525 | ballroom blintz | 2 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #653 | banana peel | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #708 | bar skin | 8 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
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| #1018 | bat wing | 1 |
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| #143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #175 | batskin belt | 6 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
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| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #94 | beaver spear | 1 |
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| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #557 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #206 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #618 | bejeweled pledge pin | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #58 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #17 | black and white cracker | 15 |
| #118 | black blade | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
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| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
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| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
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| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #544 | black snake skin | 6 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
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| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #111 | blob of acid | 11 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #112 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #116 | blowdart | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
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| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #378 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #171 | book of matches | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #148 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
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| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
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| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #176 | box of Dweebs | 43 |
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| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #246 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #227 | brass gear | 1 |
| #102 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #111 | brigand brittle | 95 |
| #869 | broken skull | 6 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #22 | bronze | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #201 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
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| #138 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #82 | browser cookie | 1 |
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| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #418 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| #862 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #151 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #131 | bull blubber | 2 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #410 | bunny liver | 12 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #48 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #78 | burnt snowpants | 12 |
| #226 | bus pass | 1 |
| #104 | button rouge | 4 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #402 | can of maces | 2 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #354 | candied kobold | 9 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #636 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
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| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
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| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #732 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #261 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #129 | carton of snake milk | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #41 | cheerful antler hat | 2 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #197 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #110 | chocolate saucepan | 8 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #104 | chocolate turtle totem | 6 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #155 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #482 | clay peace-sign bead | 3 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #42 | cluster of hops | 1 |
| #183 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #121 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #102 | coal dust | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #433 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #24 | cold jelly | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #147 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #53 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #78 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #168 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #74 | costume rental shop | 8 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #128 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #138 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #125 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #66 | crude crudités | 3 |
| #136 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #70 | crudles | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #27 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #144 | d10 | 1 |
| #139 | d20 | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #107 | dancing fan | 4 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #181 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #692 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #68 | demon-horned hat | 2 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #57 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #69 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #982 | disco ball | 14 |
| #686 | disco mask | 28 |
| #1026 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #93 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #107 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #485 | distressed denim pants | 2 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #182 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #135 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #122 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #135 | eldritch dough | 3 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #128 | electric copperhead potion | 3 |
| #112 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #85 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #148 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1023 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #1301 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #176 | enchanted muesli | 4 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #257 | executive mime flask | 2 |
| #189 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #109 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #94 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #88 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #60 | fancy tin beer can | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #96 | filthy armor | 2 |
| #799 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #161 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #147 | fireclutch | 7 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #76 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #956 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #171 | flask flops | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #91 | flask of rainwater | 14 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #161 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #102 | flayed mind | 14 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #72 | fleshy lump | 13 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #78 | frigid derringer | 18 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1364 | furry fur | 2 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #389 | fuzzy busby | 6 |
| #374 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #108 | fuzzy montera | 26 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #47 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #54 | genie's scimitar | 3 |
| #64 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #32 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #80 | ghost accordion | 2 |
| #101 | ghost key | 2 |
| #383 | ghost of a necklace | 5 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #256 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #131 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 2 |
| #53 | giant breath mint | 17 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #146 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #110 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #141 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #97 | giant neckbeard | 13 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #118 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #147 | giant tube of black lipstick | 28 |
| #187 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #108 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #100 | gilt perfume bottle | 6 |
| #123 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #22 | ginseng | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #107 | glark cable | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #116 | glass of gnat milk | 11 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #156 | glass of warm milk | 3 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #93 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #98 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #41 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #206 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #138 | gold toothbrush | 15 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #19 | good gravy | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #85 | grease trap | 4 |
| #799 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #197 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #138 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #79 | gym membership card | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #131 | half of a gold tooth | 11 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #98 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #44 | handful of barley | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #59 | handful of stubble | 11 |
| #172 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #53 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #80 | haunted bindle | 13 |
| #65 | haunted paddle-ball | 2 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1113 | heavy D | 2 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #948 | helmet turtle | 20 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
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| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
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| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #205 | imp air | 1 |
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| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
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| #1009 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
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| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
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| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #32 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
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| #27 | macroplane grater | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #501 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
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| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
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| #1300 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
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| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
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| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
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| #540 | mesh cap | 2 |
| #84 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #95 | metal meteoroid | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #17 | metandienone | 1 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
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| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
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| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
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| #11 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 2 |
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| #10 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 2 |
| #9 | mime army insignia (morale) | 2 |
| #8 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 2 |
| #14 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 2 |
| #7 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 2 |
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| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #23 | mime eraser | 55 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
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| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
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| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
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| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #11 | missing semicolon | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #115 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #135 | moose thought | 1 |
| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #74 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
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| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #109 | muscle oil | 2 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #33 | nega-mushroom | 58 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
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| #85 | ninja eyeblack | 7 |
| #95 | ninja fear powder | 5 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #111 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #83 | novelty fruit hat | 3 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #29 | obsidian nutcracker | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
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| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #773 | old sweatpants | 74 |
| #69 | one glove | 10 |
| #152 | one pill | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #168 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #387 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #114 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #74 | page of the Necrohobocon | 37 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #102 | paisley spore pod | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #121 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #823 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #49 | peanut sauce | 1 |
| #178 | pec oil | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #89 | perpendicular guano | 9 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #72 | pickpocket protector | 8 |
| #606 | pile of candy | 9 |
| #28 | pile of dungeon junk | 1 |
| #702 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #195 | pill cup | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #809 | pink clay bead | 5 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
| #20 | piracetam | 1 |
| #124 | pirate cream pie | 10 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #38 | plaid bandage | 1 |
| #27 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #92 | plastic Jefferson wings | 14 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #111 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #143 | poppy | 2 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #38 | portable wall | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #99 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #38 | print screen button | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #126 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #104 | psychic's amulet | 6 |
| #84 | psychic's circlet | 15 |
| #83 | psychic's crystal ball | 13 |
| #75 | psychic's pslacks | 17 |
| #74 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #113 | pulled violet taffy | 1 |
| #92 | punk patch | 27 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #78 | pygmy adder oil | 65 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #123 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #59 | pygmy concertinette | 2 |
| #143 | pygmy dart | 3 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #74 | pygmy papers | 56 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #93 | pygmy witchhazel | 11 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #823 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #674 | ravioli hat | 22 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #135 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #109 | really thick spine | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #90 | red badge | 1 |
| #131 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #161 | red box | 1 |
| #184 | red button | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #102 | red coat | 1 |
| #90 | red eye | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #116 | red shirt | 1 |
| #89 | red shoe | 1 |
| #86 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #91 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #75 | remaindered axe | 5 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #179 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #15 | riboflavin | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #159 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #160 | robot grease | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2272 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #102 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| #28 | rubber spatula | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #348 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #120 | salt water taffy | 3 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1189 | saucepan | 9 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #31 | savory dry noodles | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #17 | scale-mail underwear | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #65 | scrunchie tourniquet | 63 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #51 | sea jelly | 1 |
| #107 | sea lace | 1 |
| #75 | sea lasso | 1 |
| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #330 | seal-blubber candle | 6 |
| #909 | seal-clubbing club | 14 |
| #498 | seal-skull helmet | 16 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #122 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 28 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #104 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #60 | shavin' razor | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #651 | shiny ring | 38 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #168 | shirt kit | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #27 | shoe gum | 1 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #127 | short calculator | 1 |
| #65 | short deposition | 55 |
| #126 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #143 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #109 | shovelful of dirt | 27 |
| #108 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #15 | shushed potatoes | 14 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #76 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #211 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #83 | skate skates | 1 |
| #158 | skate skin | 1 |
| #131 | skelelton spine | 32 |
| #173 | skeletal banana | 3 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #313 | skeleton key ring | 2 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
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| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
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| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
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| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
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| #538 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
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| #16 | ultracalcium | 1 |
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| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #99 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
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| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
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| #67 | veiny spore pod | 1 |
| #152 | velcro ore | 1 |
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| #68 | vial of hamethyst juice | 1 |
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| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
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| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
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| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
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| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
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| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
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| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #70 | x-ray mirror | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
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