| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #237 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #115 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #141 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #299 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #49 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 14 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #115 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #71 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #143 | Bling of the New Wave | 8 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #117 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #22 | Breathitinâ„¢ | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #15 | Buttery Boy | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #195 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #330 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #122 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #23 | Cobra Bowl | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #37 | Coilyâ„¢ | 2 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #319 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #432 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1368 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #1023 | Crimbuck | 600 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #48 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #44 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #48 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #38 | Driplet | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #5 | El Vibrato restraints | 185 |
| #24 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| #390 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #59 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 2 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #29 | Extrovermectinâ„¢ | 1 |
| #45 | Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #39 | Finnish Fish | 1 |
| #42 | Five Second Energyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #23 | Flag by the Footâ„¢ | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #130 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #90 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #152 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #12 | Ghiaccio Colada | 1 |
| #39 | Glum berry | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #61 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #84 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 10 |
| #127 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 3 |
| #411 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #40 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1 |
| #37 | Guzzlrbuck | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #185 | Heimandatz's heart | 8 |
| #7 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #37 | Instant Karma | 298 |
| #14 | Iron Beta of Industry | 353 |
| #26 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #28 | Island Landslide | 1 |
| #26 | Island Thunderstorm | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #36 | Jamocha berry | 1 |
| #108 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #40 | Keese berry | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #4 | LT&T tattoo kit | 1 |
| #261 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #48 | Lavalos's shell | 2 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #113 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #7 | Liam's mail | 500 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #26 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #87 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #29 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #32 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #24 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #24 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #205 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #74 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #105 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #163 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #165 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #35 | Nadsat berry | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #93 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 70 |
| #36 | Nightmare Fuel | 1 |
| #16 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #83 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 21 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 1 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #148 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 7 |
| #41 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #107 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #39 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #18 | Red Roger's red left foot | 4 |
| #10 | Red Roger's red left hand | 10 |
| #13 | Red Roger's red right foot | 6 |
| #8 | Red Roger's red right hand | 13 |
| #126 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #107 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #22 | Scorpion Bowl | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #123 | Shield of Icy Fate | 3 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #45 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #42 | Sitrep berry | 1 |
| #24 | Skull Punch | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #26 | Smuggler's Punch | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #6 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 54 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 70 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #9 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 2 |
| #8 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 62 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #6 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 55 |
| #7 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 2 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 60 |
| #11 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 47 |
| #8 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 54 |
| #8 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 49 |
| #9 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 34 |
| #8 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 42 |
| #10 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 52 |
| #10 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 45 |
| #8 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 51 |
| #10 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 58 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 52 |
| #9 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 41 |
| #8 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 42 |
| #9 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 58 |
| #8 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 43 |
| #9 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 45 |
| #10 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 48 |
| #14 | Sourfinger | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #58 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #56 | Special Seasoning | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #14 | Steamboat | 1 |
| #36 | Stephen's lab coat | 11 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #737 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #44 | Tapioc berry | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #538 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 63 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 22 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 19 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 13 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1072 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 18 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 18 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 38 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #485 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #257 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 127 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #236 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #321 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #33 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #34 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #479 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #432 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #162 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #75 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #80 | Yakisoba's hat | 12 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #35 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #417 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #15 | Young Man's Crew Sequester | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #122 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #866 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #123 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #27 | ancient meat | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #72 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #81 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #79 | angry inch | 1 |
| #48 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #630 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #253 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #489 | around the world | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #235 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #174 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #41 | autumn breeze | 1 |
| #38 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #40 | autumn leaf | 1 |
| #43 | autumn years wisdom | 1 |
| #52 | autumn-spice donut | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #34 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #213 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #162 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #86 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #138 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #307 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #84 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #86 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| 🥈 | bauxite bow-tie | 73 |
| #67 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #82 | beard incense | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #93 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #83 | beery blood | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #145 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #348 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #232 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #189 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #52 | black slime glob | 1 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #107 | black tear | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #84 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #112 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #1034 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #117 | blowdart | 1 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #155 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #34 | boiling broth | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #62 | bone bons | 1 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #122 | booby trap | 1 |
| #174 | book of matches | 1 |
| #67 | boot knife | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #43 | booze bindle | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #90 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #81 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #166 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #42 | brass abacus | 1 |
| #226 | brass gear | 1 |
| #33 | bread basket | 1 |
| #278 | bread man | 1 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #103 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #36 | breadwand | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #229 | breath mint | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #60 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #74 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #138 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #84 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #299 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #424 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #118 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #55 | bunch of sea grapes | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #50 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #227 | bus pass | 1 |
| #78 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #535 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #73 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #49 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #56 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #634 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #84 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #667 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #130 | carton of snake milk | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #124 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #163 | chakra sludge | 6 |
| #57 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #129 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #102 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #81 | child-sized dracula cloak | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #200 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #578 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #28 | chocolate-covered loofah | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
| #447 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #36 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #206 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #159 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #186 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #104 | coal dust | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #27 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #205 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #51 | cocktail mushroom | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #360 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #165 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #201 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #129 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #197 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #65 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #75 | cool spore pod | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #24 | coping juice | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #153 | corned beet | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #70 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #66 | cosmetic football | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #106 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #142 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #120 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #121 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #48 | cow poker | 1 |
| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #18 | crabsicle | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #168 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #270 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #25 | crappy camera | 1 |
| #140 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #127 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #952 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #137 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #573 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #57 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #39 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #22 | custom sixgun | 1 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #132 | d8 | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #12 | day shortener | 1 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #208 | death blossom | 1 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #273 | decent brain | 1 |
| #183 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #88 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #28 | demonic cow's blood | 1 |
| #65 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #163 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #767 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #61 | dethklok | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #26 | diamondback skin | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #63 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #31 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #1098 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #73 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #109 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #133 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #538 | donated booze | 1 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #529 | donated food | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #60 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #135 | dress pants | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #22 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #16 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #13 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #21 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #137 | dull ninja crampons | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #137 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #60 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #125 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #61 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #102 | eel battery | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #266 | eggwater | 1 |
| #107 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #158 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #17 | electric mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #67 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #90 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #54 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #49 | elf army field rations | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #133 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #21 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #2232 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #76 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #341 | evil googly eye | 12 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #114 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #15 | extra time | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #46 | extra-toasted half sandwich | 1 |
| #77 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #227 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #89 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #114 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #120 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #323 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #306 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #100 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #164 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #41 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
| #135 | fireball | 1 |
| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #34 | fish head | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #20 | five-fingered fern resin | 1 |
| #79 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #296 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #263 | flask of tainted mining oil | 7 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #74 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #185 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #40 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #273 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #7 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #112 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #139 | frayed ninja rope | 1 |
| #30 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #157 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #25 | frontwinder skin | 1 |
| #202 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #62 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #188 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #59 | furry pill | 1 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #140 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #61 | gas can | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #131 | ghost key | 1 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #46 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #983 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #161 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #148 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #110 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #138 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #194 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #181 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #143 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #161 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #135 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #124 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #30 | gingerbread cigarette | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #21 | gingernade | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #237 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #223 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #102 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #50 | glob of melted wax | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #159 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #46 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 1 |
| #44 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #60 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #847 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #139 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #80 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #324 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #312 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #119 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #62 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #9 | government requisition form | 674 |
| #92 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #60 | grain of sand | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #232 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #59 | gray seashell | 1 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #66 | great big capacitor | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #200 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #28 | green rock candy | 1 |
| #172 | green rocket | 1 |
| #596 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #123 | grey cube | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #25 | grizzled bearskin | 1 |
| #72 | grody jug | 1 |
| #38 | groggipop | 1 |
| #78 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #47 | guilty sprout | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #56 | gun parts | 1 |
| #140 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #75 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #76 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #151 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #80 | hair oil | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #251 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #48 | half-digested coal | 1 |
| #100 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #375 | halfberd | 1 |
| #67 | ham steak | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #25 | handful of confetti | 484 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #391 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #409 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #118 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #55 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #52 | hardboiled egg | 1 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #33 | hardening cream | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #113 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #106 | headless sparrow | 18 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #104 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #43 | hibiscus petal | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #208 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #72 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #30 | holo-tank | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #182 | honey stick | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #189 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #45 | hot button candy | 1 |
| #104 | hot coal | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #27 | hot jelly | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #332 | hot powder | 1 |
| #56 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #176 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #63 | hotel minibar key | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #40 | huge mint leaf | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #44 | humble pie | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #90 | ice porter | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #111 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #48 | imported taffy | 1 |
| #142 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #89 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #73 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #14 | insulated gold wire | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #30 | interrogative elixir | 1 |
| #91 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #135 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #72 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #67 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #141 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #121 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #64 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #44 | jug of "wine" | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #154 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #56 | kelp | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #174 | killing jar | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #197 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #198 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #59 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #58 | large tankard of ale | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #38 | lawn dart | 12 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #40 | leftover chocolate bar | 1 |
| #64 | leftovers | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #56 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #128 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #222 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #48 | little deuce cape | 2 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #317 | loadstone | 1 |
| #97 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #130 | loose ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #1454 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #104 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #70 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #342 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #130 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
| #111 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #117 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #102 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #126 | machetito | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #110 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #59 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #11 | makeshift sixgun | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #73 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #121 | mangled squirrel | 13 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #91 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #31 | marshroom | 1 |
| #667 | martini | 1 |
| #39 | martiny | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
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| #267 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
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| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
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| #91 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
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| #328 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #50 | mulled hobo wine | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
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| #26 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
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| #36 | mushroom whiskey | 1 |
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| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
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| #59 | noticeable pumps | 1 |
| #42 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
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| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
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| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
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| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
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| #1171 | original G | 1 |
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| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #205 | overcookie | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #116 | oversized skullcap | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
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| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
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| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #62 | pencil kunai | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #62 | pentagram bandana | 1 |
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| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
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| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #103 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
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| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
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| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
| #38 | pickled grasshopper | 1 |
| #123 | pickpocket protector | 1 |
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| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #90 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
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| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #38 | pig-iron shinguards | 4 |
| #172 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #91 | piggy tattoo | 1 |
| #225 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
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| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #47 | pineapple slab | 1 |
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| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
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| #110 | pink slime | 1 |
| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
| #36 | piranha pollen | 1 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #593 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #26 | pixel energy tank | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #227 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #102 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #264 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #81 | plain snowcone | 1 |
| #162 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #322 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #62 | plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #35 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #59 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #70 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #110 | plunge-leg | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #451 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #60 | ponytail clip | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #41 | pool shark hair oil | 1 |
| #209 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #110 | porkpocket | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #93 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #38 | portable wall | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #156 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #25 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #15 | primitive alien medicine | 1 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #184 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #25 | prototype stimulant | 1 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #75 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #26 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #168 | punk patch | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #7 | puppet strings | 381 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #179 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #125 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #81 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #216 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #126 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #103 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #85 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #96 | rat carcass | 22 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #56 | ratty knitted cap | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #60 | raw bread | 1 |
| #60 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #61 | raw gravy | 1 |
| #59 | raw green beans | 1 |
| #64 | raw mincemeat | 1 |
| #69 | raw potato | 1 |
| #61 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #59 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #795 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #23 | really nice net | 1 |
| #111 | really thick spine | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
| #134 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #190 | red button | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #993 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #119 | red letter | 1 |
| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #137 | red wagon | 3 |
| #110 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #93 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #55 | red-hot sausage fork | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #113 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #49 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #79 | rhinestone | 1 |
| #32 | rhinoceros horn | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #163 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #20 | rinky-dink sixgun | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #161 | robot grease | 1 |
| #23 | [2108]rock | 332 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #824 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #91 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #137 | round blue bomb | 1 |
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| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
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| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #57 | runproof mascara | 1 |
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| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #102 | salacious crumbs | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #191 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #153 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #551 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
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| #11 | sausage golem | 1 |
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| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #212 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #75 | scrap metal | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #187 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #40 | scroll case | 1 |
| #105 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1114 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
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| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #210 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
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| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #127 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #155 | seaweed | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #28 | sew-on bandage | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #105 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #39 | sharkfin gumbo | 1 |
| 🥉 | sharp tin strip | 1 |
| #61 | shavin' razor | 1 |
| #313 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #121 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #101 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #73 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #129 | short calculator | 1 |
| #164 | short deposition | 1 |
| #18 | short glass of water | 1 |
| #144 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #109 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #213 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #56 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #100 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #243 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #206 | skeletal banana | 1 |
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| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #184 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
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| #184 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #237 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #91 | slide rule | 1 |
| #32 | slime shooter | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
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| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
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| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #429 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #59 | sludgesicle | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #25 | small golem | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
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| #156 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
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| #43 | smudge stick | 1 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
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| #175 | soap knife | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #43 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #205 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #171 | soggy used band-aid | 1 |
| #22 | solid gold bowling ball | 435 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #95 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #7 | souvenir flag | 1 |
| #137 | space marine flash grenade | 1 |
| #15 | spaghetti breakfast | 1,574 |
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| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
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| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #106 | spare neck bolts | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #44 | spearfish fishing spear | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1064 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1158 | spider web | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #122 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
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