| #638 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #230 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #138 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1433 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1150 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1423 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1450 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1469 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #1430 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1420 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #924 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1483 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2240 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #619 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #295 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1130 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #185 | BACON | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #49 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 14 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #589 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #116 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #930 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #880 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #64 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #144 | Bling of the New Wave | 8 |
| #812 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #118 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #200 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #1734 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #19 | Breathitin™ | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #65 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #13 | Buttery Boy | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #72 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #326 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #120 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #18 | Cobra Bowl | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #37 | Coily™ | 2 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #317 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #416 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1347 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #106 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #208 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1362 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #163 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #178 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #284 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #1026 | Crimbuck | 600 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #4244 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #92 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #45 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #41 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #47 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #739 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #54 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #22 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #36 | Driplet | 1 |
| #150 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #86 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #253 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #5 | El Vibrato restraints | 185 |
| #18 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| #315 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #75 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #60 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 2 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #212 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #25 | Extrovermectin™ | 1 |
| #43 | Falcon™ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #36 | Fettris | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #34 | Finnish Fish | 1 |
| #40 | Five Second Energy™ | 1 |
| #18 | Flag by the Foot™ | 1 |
| #30 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #81 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #135 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #604 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #376 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #92 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #153 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #11 | Ghiaccio Colada | 1 |
| #36 | Glum berry | 1 |
| #790 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #58 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #101 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #84 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 10 |
| #126 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 3 |
| #405 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #40 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1 |
| #37 | Guzzlrbuck | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #183 | Heimandatz's heart | 8 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #79 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #673 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #27 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #37 | Instant Karma | 298 |
| #12 | Iron Beta of Industry | 353 |
| #21 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #22 | Island Landslide | 1 |
| #17 | Island Thunderstorm | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #97 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #105 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #34 | Jamocha berry | 1 |
| #106 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #690 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #39 | Keese berry | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1054 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #734 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #889 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #647 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1018 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #172 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥉 | LT&T tattoo kit | 1 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #48 | Lavalos's shell | 2 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #22 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #7 | Liam's mail | 500 |
| #522 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #31 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #122 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #24 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #28 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #29 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #23 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #20 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #527 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #43 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #74 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #81 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #71 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1141 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #978 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #836 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #888 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #747 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #981 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #996 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #915 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1005 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #958 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #90 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #386 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #377 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #989 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #135 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #101 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #1005 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2685 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #165 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #155 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #158 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #149 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #33 | Nadsat berry | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #58 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #91 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 70 |
| #36 | Nightmare Fuel | 1 |
| #14 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 1 |
| #365 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #384 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #101 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #80 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 21 |
| #841 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #65 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 1 |
| #143 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #79 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #244 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #616 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #779 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #147 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 7 |
| #39 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #876 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #588 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #576 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #172 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #252 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #155 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #83 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #96 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #19 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #23 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #25 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #20 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #18 | Red Roger's red left foot | 4 |
| #9 | Red Roger's red left hand | 10 |
| #13 | Red Roger's red right foot | 6 |
| #9 | Red Roger's red right hand | 13 |
| #122 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #105 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #2660 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #38 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #18 | Scorpion Bowl | 1 |
| #118 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #123 | Shield of Icy Fate | 3 |
| 🥈 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #40 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #39 | Sitrep berry | 1 |
| #19 | Skull Punch | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #19 | Smuggler's Punch | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #82 | Source essence | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #5 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 54 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #6 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 70 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #9 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 2 |
| #6 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 62 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #5 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 55 |
| #7 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 2 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #6 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 60 |
| #9 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 47 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 54 |
| #6 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 49 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 34 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 42 |
| #8 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 52 |
| #9 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 45 |
| #6 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 51 |
| #9 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 58 |
| #6 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 52 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 41 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 42 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 58 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 43 |
| #7 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 45 |
| #8 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 48 |
| #13 | Sourfinger | 1 |
| #32 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #28 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1111 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #53 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #56 | Special Seasoning | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #99 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #13 | Steamboat | 1 |
| #37 | Stephen's lab coat | 11 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #224 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #827 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #77 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #42 | Tapioc berry | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #535 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #28 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #285 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1569 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 63 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 22 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 19 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 13 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1196 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #303 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1051 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 18 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #52 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 18 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 38 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 127 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #230 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #693 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #26 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
| #754 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #712 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #61 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #32 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #167 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #185 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #63 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #74 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #78 | Yakisoba's hat | 12 |
| #232 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #193 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #33 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #15 | Young Man's Crew Sequester | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #2960 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #609 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #436 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #23 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #708 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1479 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #102 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #499 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1007 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1007 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #118 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #818 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #846 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #49 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #123 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #48 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #26 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #704 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #127 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #617 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #636 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #23 | ancient meat | 1 |
| #147 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #74 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #264 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #532 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #79 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #78 | angry inch | 1 |
| #44 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #630 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #248 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1065 | anticheese | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #729 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #51 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #31 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #43 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #495 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #487 | around the world | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #168 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1103 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #38 | autumn breeze | 1 |
| #37 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #35 | autumn leaf | 1 |
| #40 | autumn years wisdom | 1 |
| #51 | autumn-spice donut | 1 |
| #1925 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2447 | baconstone | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #32 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #60 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #113 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #138 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #428 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #628 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #139 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #959 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #304 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1019 | bat wing | 1 |
| #213 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | bauxite bow-tie | 73 |
| #68 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #76 | beard incense | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #114 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #251 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #80 | beery blood | 1 |
| #742 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #144 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #1004 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #462 | big rock | 1 |
| #112 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #590 | black & tan | 1 |
| #225 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #117 | black blade | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #133 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #667 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #550 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #156 | black label | 1 |
| #579 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #631 | black pudding | 1 |
| #52 | black slime glob | 1 |
| #856 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #103 | black tear | 1 |
| #894 | blackberry | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #85 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #110 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #1034 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #115 | blowdart | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #151 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #1229 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #114 | blue potion | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #32 | boiling broth | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #59 | bone bons | 1 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| #170 | book of matches | 1 |
| #64 | boot knife | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #42 | booze bindle | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #87 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #391 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #162 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #148 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #696 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #511 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1328 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #132 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #678 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1371 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1263 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #157 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #770 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #79 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #161 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #7442 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1336 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #39 | brass abacus | 1 |
| #228 | brass gear | 1 |
| #34 | bread basket | 1 |
| #272 | bread man | 1 |
| #158 | bread pie | 1 |
| #102 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #36 | breadwand | 1 |
| #140 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #230 | breath mint | 1 |
| #2702 | brick | 1 |
| #747 | briefcase | 1 |
| #234 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #58 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #71 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #1273 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #140 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #136 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #82 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #416 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #115 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1105 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1097 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #54 | bunch of sea grapes | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #49 | burning newspaper | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #74 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #73 | can of drain cleaner | 1 |
| #591 | can of maces | 1 |
| #97 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4787 | candy cane | 1 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #102 | candy knife | 1 |
| #48 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #56 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #636 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #610 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #259 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #129 | carton of snake milk | 1 |
| #1033 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #121 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #213 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #686 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #164 | chakra sludge | 6 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #103 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #127 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #1067 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #663 | cherry | 1 |
| #81 | child-sized dracula cloak | 1 |
| #177 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #196 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #104 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #936 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #21 | chocolate-covered loofah | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #764 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #160 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #74 | chunk of hot iron | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #34 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #195 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #155 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #182 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #103 | coal dust | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #26 | coal snakeskin | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #49 | cocktail mushroom | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #779 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #146 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #167 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #85 | combat fan | 1 |
| #199 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #70 | cool spore pod | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #15 | coping juice | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #138 | corned beet | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #67 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #65 | cosmetic football | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #105 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #140 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #118 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #120 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #46 | cow poker | 1 |
| #129 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #16 | crabsicle | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #262 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #23 | crappy camera | 1 |
| #136 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #126 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #135 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #222 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #121 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #113 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #50 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #34 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #21 | custom sixgun | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #126 | d8 | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #6 | day shortener | 1 |
| #116 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #807 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #28 | demonic cow's blood | 1 |
| #64 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #1065 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #26 | diamondback skin | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #64 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #479 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #1094 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #69 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1713 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #108 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #40 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #584 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #58 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #815 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #932 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #784 | dried face | 1 |
| #50 | drink chit | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #20 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #15 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #13 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #20 | drippy stein | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #110 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #181 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1130 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1980 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1038 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1012 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #58 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #120 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #335 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #134 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #259 | eggwater | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #385 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #77 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #156 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #12 | electric mushroom | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #154 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #66 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #127 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #86 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #51 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #145 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #49 | elf army field rations | 1 |
| #198 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #131 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #1111 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #19 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #668 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #606 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #75 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #76 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #970 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #341 | evil googly eye | 12 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #76 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #109 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #67 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #10 | extra time | 1 |
| #109 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #45 | extra-toasted half sandwich | 1 |
| #73 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #189 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #225 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #953 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #93 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #87 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #115 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1372 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #2395 | felt | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #325 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #120 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #95 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #159 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #39 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #75 | firebomb | 1 |
| #33 | fish head | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #17 | five-fingered fern resin | 1 |
| #76 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #956 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #942 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #89 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #265 | flask of tainted mining oil | 7 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #160 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #255 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #39 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #53 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #790 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #99 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #30 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #231 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #113 | fried air | 1 |
| #154 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1090 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #23 | frontwinder skin | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #828 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #60 | frozen shampoo-conditioner | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #257 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1459 | furry fur | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #59 | furry pill | 1 |
| #602 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #136 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #195 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #60 | gas can | 1 |
| #187 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #44 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1349 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #158 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1637 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #146 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #139 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #158 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1257 | giant needle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #117 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #185 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #131 | gibson | 1 |
| #123 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3935 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #30 | gingerbread cigarette | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #20 | gingernade | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #232 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #217 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #92 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #99 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #49 | glob of melted wax | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #157 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #45 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 1 |
| #41 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #55 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #168 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #36 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #79 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
| #83 | good ash | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #313 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #300 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1168 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #115 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #55 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #6 | government requisition form | 674 |
| #91 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #58 | grain of sand | 1 |
| #774 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #830 | grapes | 1 |
| #229 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #57 | gray seashell | 1 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #61 | great big capacitor | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #28 | green rock candy | 1 |
| #170 | green rocket | 1 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #292 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #24 | grizzled bearskin | 1 |
| #71 | grody jug | 1 |
| #27 | groggipop | 1 |
| #76 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #45 | guilty sprout | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #54 | gun parts | 1 |
| #138 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #72 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #74 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #247 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #47 | half-digested coal | 1 |
| #97 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #66 | ham steak | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #24 | handful of confetti | 484 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #405 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #171 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #603 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #644 | happiness | 1 |
| #52 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #53 | hardboiled egg | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #27 | hardening cream | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #110 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #152 | hawk | 1 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #104 | headless sparrow | 18 |
| #1201 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #862 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #1874 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #894 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2513 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #102 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #38 | hibiscus petal | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #970 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #430 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #205 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #30 | holo-tank | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #255 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #42 | hot button candy | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #27 | hot jelly | 1 |
| #1001 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #51 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #461 | hot wad | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #92 | hot wine | 1 |
| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #60 | hotel minibar key | 1 |
| #336 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #286 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #38 | huge mint leaf | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #43 | humble pie | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #87 | ice porter | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #110 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #165 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #204 | imp air | 1 |
| #441 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #43 | imported taffy | 1 |
| #141 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #88 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #69 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #193 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #13 | insulated gold wire | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #27 | interrogative elixir | 1 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #133 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #71 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #65 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #138 | jar full of wind | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #82 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #118 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #62 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #44 | jug of "wine" | 1 |
| #29 | juggling ball | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #129 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #151 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #56 | kelp | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #172 | killing jar | 1 |
| #2062 | kite | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1516 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #193 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #184 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #56 | large tankard of ale | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #37 | lawn dart | 12 |
| #163 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #689 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #36 | leftover chocolate bar | 1 |
| #64 | leftovers | 1 |
| #615 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #53 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #131 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #867 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #140 | little black book | 1 |
| #49 | little deuce cape | 2 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #306 | loadstone | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #453 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #563 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #102 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #67 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #564 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #333 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #126 | lynyrd musk | 1 |
| #110 | lynyrd skin | 1 |
| #116 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #99 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2079 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #108 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1207 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #639 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #189 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #203 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #57 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #678 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #11 | makeshift sixgun | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #76 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #74 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #70 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #70 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| #120 | mangled squirrel | 13 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #706 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #436 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #920 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #28 | marshroom | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #37 | martiny | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #273 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #687 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #62 | meatball | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #24 | melty plastic grenade | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
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| #747 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
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| #56 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
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| #703 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
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| #694 | poutine | 1 |
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| #87 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
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| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
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| #242 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #75 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #166 | punk patch | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #7 | puppet strings | 381 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #176 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
| #483 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
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| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
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| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
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| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
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| #60 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #57 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
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| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
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| #143 | red velvet cake | 1 |
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| #90 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #53 | red-hot sausage fork | 1 |
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| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
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| #40 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #45 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
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| #30 | rhinoceros horn | 1 |
| #1296 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
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| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
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| #205 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #439 | scorpion whip | 1 |
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| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #128 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #47 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
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| #27 | sew-on bandage | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #104 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #36 | sharkfin gumbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | sharp tin strip | 1 |
| #60 | shavin' razor | 1 |
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| #771 | shingle | 1 |
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| #98 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #70 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
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| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #107 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #201 | silent I | 1 |
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| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
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| #54 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
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