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#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#105"Remember the Trees" Shirt1
#233"caramel" orange1
#114"meat" stick1
#1391,970 carat gold1
#14381-ball1
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#924:20 bomb1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#87Abyssal ember1
#134Agent Corrigan's cigarette1
#276Alewifeâ„¢ Ale1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#159Ancient Protector Soda1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#217Atomic Pop1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#190BACON1
#25BRICKO egg1
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#61BRICKO sword1
#55BRICKO trunk1
#296Baja sopapilla1
#49Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental14
#133Bangyomaman battle juice1
#156Barney's rake1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#291Bash-ÅŒs cereal1
#196Battlie Light Saver1
#115Belt of Howling Anger4
#286Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#70Bit O' Quail Spleen1
#227BitterSweetTarts1
#181Black Bodyâ„¢ spray1
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#143Bling of the New Wave8
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#119Booke of Vampyric Knowledge1
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#1743Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#22Breathitinâ„¢1
#128Bruno's blessing of Mars1
#65Bugbearclaw Donut1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#15Buttery Boy1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#13Caramel1
#104Carol of the Bulls1
#105Carol of the Hells1
#101Carol of the Thrills1
#15Carpricorn1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#100Charity's choker1
#194Cheer-Up soda1
#71Cherrytastrophe wine cooler1
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#165Claybender glasses1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#121Cloak of Dire Shadows3
#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#22Cobra Bowl1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#37Coilyâ„¢2
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#103Comet Pop1
#318Copper Alpha of Sincerity8
#80Crazymaker1
#27Crepes a la Lune1
#134Crimbeau de toilette1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#426Crimbo Factory surprise box1
#1352Crimbo candied pecan1
#161Crimbo candle1
#110Crimbo crystal shards1
#214Crimbo food scraps1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#754Crimbo pie1
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#227Crimbo train emergency brake1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#168Crimbosmopolitan1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#109Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#339Crimbuccaneer piece of 121
#86Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
#1023Crimbuck600
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#93Cursed Punch1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#48Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually1
#44Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#13Dinsey's brain1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#48Dish of Clarified Butter1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#41Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic1
#55Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#84Drac & Tan1
#25Drip harness1
#38Driplet1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#88Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#254Effermintâ„¢ tablets1
#5El Vibrato restraints185
#23Electric Punch1
#374Elf Guard MPC1
#83Elf Guard hotpants1
#90Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#84Elf Guard patrol cap1
#54Elf Guard squirtgun1
#59Elizabeth's Dollie2
#91Elizabeth's paintbrush1
#51Ellsbury's journal2
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#170Elvish delight1
#206Everlasting Deckswabber1
#29Extrovermectinâ„¢1
#45Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#38Fettris1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#38Finnish Fish1
#41Five Second Energyâ„¢1
#23Flag by the Footâ„¢1
#31Flan in the Moon1
#82Fog Murderer1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#127Freddie's blessing of Mercury1
#214Frogade1
#136Fu Manchu Wax1
#178GOTO1
#607Gaia beads1
#379Garter of the Turtle Poacher3
#89Gathered Meat-Clip1
#153Gauntlets of the Blood Moon2
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#12Ghiaccio Colada1
#38Glum berry1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#60Good 'n' Quiet1
#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#84Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob10
#126Greaves of the Murk Lord3
#409Green Clover of Justice5
#186Green Manalishi1
#343Gummi-DNA1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#40Guzzlr cocktail set1
#36Guzzlrbuck1
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#184Heimandatz's heart8
#6Hell and How I Bent It1
#196Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#26Hodgman's garbage sticker2
#18Hodgman's metal detector2
#121Holiday Fun!1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#126How to Avoid Scams1
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#79Ice Island Long Tea1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#28Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos1
#1867Imp Ale1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#37Instant Karma298
#13Iron Beta of Industry353
#25Island Hurricane1
#27Island Landslide1
#25Island Thunderstorm1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#99Jacob's rung1
#113Jamaican coffee1
#36Jamocha berry1
#107Jefferson wings1
#42Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine1
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#79Kashmir sweater1
#40Keese berry1
#200Knob Goblin Mutagen1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#822Knob mushroom1
#238Knob nuts1
#646Knob sausage1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
#179KoL Con 13 T-shirt1
#51Kokomo Resort Order Pad1
#669LED block1
🥉LT&T tattoo kit1
#261La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez5
#47Lavalos's shell2
#24Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner1
#86Lead Zeta of Chastity2
#24Lemonade-2351
#112Leonard's glasses1
#7Liam's mail500
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#127Lord Soggyraven's Slippers1
#25Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#1200M-2421
#216MSG1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#33Mallomarbles1
#126Mark of the Bugbear1
#125Mark of the Ghost1
#133Mark of the Skeleton1
#129Mark of the Vampire1
#129Mark of the Werewolf1
#127Mark of the Zombie1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#26Mayodiol1
#28Mayoflex1
#32Mayonex1
#24Mayostat1
#23Mayozapine1
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#1110Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#193Mer-kin cookiestove1
#44Mer-kin darkbook2
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#141Mer-kin hidepaint1
#182Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#75Mer-kin ragejuice1
#25Mer-kin rollpin1
#82Mer-kin weaksauce1
#73Meteorite-Ade1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#91Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey1
#287Milk Studs1
#391Misty Cape1
#394Misty Cloak1
#380Misty Robe1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#988Mohawk wig1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#72Moon Pie1
#27Moonthril Schnapps1
#137Mornington crescent roll1
#103Morto Moreto1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#103Mt. McLargeHuge oyster1
#171My First Art of War1
#162Mysterious Black Box1
#164Mysterious Blue Box1
#161Mysterious Green Box1
#154Mysterious Red Box1
#35Nadsat berry1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#132Necbro wafers1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#100New Age healing crystal1
#59New Age hurting crystal1
#128New Cloaca-Cola1
#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#92Nickel Gamma of Frugality70
#36Nightmare Fuel1
#16Nog-on-the-Cob1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#386Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#742Now and Earlier1
#245Nuclear Blastball1
#232O'RLY manual1
#102Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#83Orange Star of Sacrifice21
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#66Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne1
#145P.B.L.T.1
#80PB&J with the crusts cut off1
#358PEEZ dispenser1
#160Pain Dip1
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#13Peek-a-Boo!1
#56Pener's drumstick1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#196Piddles1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#148Pink Heart of Spirit7
#41Pneumo bar1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#105Pocket Square of Loathing1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#173Polysniff Perfume1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#157Psychotic Train wine1
#84Purple Beast energy drink1
#97Rad Lib1
#31Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer1
#32Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread1
#36Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend1
#36Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend1
#39Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup1
#34Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta1
#32Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar1
#34Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend1
#31Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie1
#36Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta1
#29Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris1
#33Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone1
#33Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg1
#37Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia1
#30Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.1
#18Red Roger's red left foot4
#10Red Roger's red left hand10
#13Red Roger's red right foot6
#8Red Roger's red right hand13
#127Red Roger's reliquary1
#80Red X Shield1
#107Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops1
#2658Rock Pops1
#142S.A.V.E. flyer1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#39Saison du Lune1
#128Saturday Night Special1
#21Scorpion Bowl1
#117Scuba Snack1
#1319Senior Mints1
#122Shield of Icy Fate3
🥈Shrub's Premium Baked Beans1
#44Simepore slime1
#471Sinful Desires1
#42Sitrep berry1
#23Skull Punch1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#25Smuggler's Punch1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#85Source essence1
#21Source shades1
#6Source terminal ASHRAM chip54
#12Source terminal CRAM chip1
#7Source terminal DIAGRAM chip70
#10Source terminal DRAM chip1
#9Source terminal GRAM chip2
#8Source terminal INGRAM chip62
#10Source terminal PRAM chip1
#6Source terminal SCRAM chip55
#7Source terminal SPAM chip2
#7Source terminal TRAM chip1
#7Source terminal TRIGRAM chip60
#11Source terminal file: compress.edu47
#8Source terminal file: cram.ext54
#8Source terminal file: critical.enh49
#9Source terminal file: damage.enh34
#8Source terminal file: dram.ext42
#10Source terminal file: duplicate.edu52
#10Source terminal file: familiar.ext45
#8Source terminal file: gram.ext51
#10Source terminal file: portscan.edu58
#7Source terminal file: pram.ext52
#9Source terminal file: protect.enq41
#8Source terminal file: spam.ext42
#9Source terminal file: stats.enq58
#8Source terminal file: substats.enh43
#9Source terminal file: tram.ext45
#10Source terminal file: turbo.edu48
#14Sourfinger1
#34Space Baby children's book1
#183Space Tourist Phaser1
#254Space Tours Tripple1
#29Spaghetti with Moonballs1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#57Spechunky bar1
#57Special Seasoning1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
#34St. Sneaky Pete's Whey1
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#6Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
#5Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#100Star Spawn1
#644Steal This Candy1
#14Steamboat1
#36Stephen's lab coat11
#93Stephen's secret formula1
#165Stone Golem pebbles1
#669Sugar Cog1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#506Swabbieâ„¢ swab1
#225T.U.R.D.S. Key1
#828Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#5Tales of Western Braggadoccio1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#82Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin1
#44Tapioc berry1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#237Tears of the Quiet Healer1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#56The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#53The Imploded World1
#42The Jokester's pants1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#5The Joy of Wassailing (used)2
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#537The Mariachi's guitar case3
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#48The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#30The One Mood Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#4The Western Look1
#11Three Mile Island shorts1
#755Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette5
#294Thwaitgold amoeba statuette2
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
🥉Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette63
#4Thwaitgold bookworm statuette22
#358Thwaitgold bug statuette3
#14Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette19
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#5Thwaitgold chigger statuette13
#431Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette11
#56Thwaitgold fairyfly statue12
🥈Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette12
#1204Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#1071Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#5Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette18
#49Thwaitgold metabug statuette6
#53Thwaitgold mosquito statuette18
#126Thwaitgold moth statuette3
#358Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#10Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette38
#648Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette6
#277Thwaitgold scorpion statuette5
#478Thwaitgold slug statuette7
#257Thwaitgold spider statuette11
#672Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette12
#108Thwaitgold termite statuette127
#61Thwaitgold time fly statuette2
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#116Trainbot autoassembly module1
#175Trainbot circuitry1
#166Trainbot linkages1
#164Trainbot optics1
#169Trainbot plating1
#161Trainbot servomotors1
#234Trainbot slag1
#173Trainbot tubing1
#319Trivial Avocations Card: What?1
#320Trivial Avocations Card: When?1
#312Trivial Avocations Card: Where?1
#306Trivial Avocations Card: Who?1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#31Turtle Bowl1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#37Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car1
#33Unmotivator: Crashed Orca1
#34Unmotivator: Success Warrior1
#64VYKEA bracket1
#64VYKEA hex key1
#66VYKEA woadpaint1
#33Vegetable of Jarlsberg1
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#237WA1
#165Wax Flask1
#238Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray1
#6Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence1
#5Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking1
#6Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud1
#169Whatsian Ionic Pliers1
#187White Chocolate Golem Seeds1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#161Whoompa Fur Pants1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#88Wrecked Generator1
#54Xiblaxian alloy1
#64Xiblaxian circuitry1
#75Xiblaxian polymer1
#80Yakisoba's hat12
#233Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick1
#194Ye Olde Meade1
#218Ye Olde Medieval Insult1
#34Yeast of Boris1
#416Yellow Moon of Compassion8
#19Young Man's Cargo Load1
#15Young Man's Crew Sequester1
#49Yuleviathan necklace1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#292Zeâ„¢ goggles1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#439Zinc Delta of Tranquility3
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#365a butt tuba1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#335abandoned candy1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#101acceptable bagel1
#503accidental cider1
#132accord ion1
#70accordion file1
#121accordionoid rocca1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#121actual tapas1
#195adder1
#821adder bladder1
#860adorable seal larva3
#48alien animal goo1
#122alien autoautopsy kit1
#47alien gemstone1
#96alien hologram projector1
#43alien rock sample1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#25alien toenails1
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#131almost-dead walkie-talkie1
#622alphabet gum1
#147amok pudding1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#656ancient Magi-Wipes1
#145ancient calendar fragment1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#182ancient ice cream scoop1
#27ancient meat1
#151ancient oil painting of yourself1
#72ancient pills1
#265ancient poisoned dart1
#533ancient spice1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#143anemone nematocyst1
#79anemone sauce1
#38anemoney clip1
#78angry inch1
#48animal part cracker1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#631ant agonist1
#270ant hoe1
#255ant pick1
#251ant pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#1061anticheese1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#117antique accordion1
#167antique beer1
#887antique greaves1
#731antique hand mirror1
#212antique machete1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#144antique nutcracker figurine1
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#42antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#485armgun1
#486around the world1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#171artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice1
#234artisanal limoncello1
#433asbestos apron1
#171asbestos crossbow string1
#1106asbestos ore1
#177asbestos sword hilt1
#1080asparagus knife1
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Wow, that's 12,197 items total!

what items are this player missing?