| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #64 | Boris's key lime | 11 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #545 | FDKOL commendation | 130 |
| #271 | FDKOL hotcakes | 11 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #587 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 29 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #23 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 11 |
| #42 | P.B.L.T. | 316 |
| #21 | PB&BP | 15 |
| #68 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 14 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #16 | Silly Little Love Song | 2 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #110 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 11 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #197 | bazookafish bubble gum | 11 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #608 | black-and-blue light | 29 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #612 | blue plasma ball | 29 |
| #96 | bone aperitif | 6 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #65 | bone meal | 8 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #290 | bottle of fire | 11 |
| #46 | boxcar turtle | 9 |
| #14 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #28 | club sandwich | 22 |
| #34 | corned-beef Reuben | 130 |
| #27 | daub-breaker | 11 |
| #305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #17 | fishy fish | 111 |
| #587 | flavored foot massage oil | 24 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #588 | foam dart | 24 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #733 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #596 | fossilized limb | 8 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #74 | headless sparrow | 34 |
| #156 | hideous egg | 20 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #45 | hot pink lipstick | 25 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #141 | lucky bottlecap | 11 |
| #63 | mangled squirrel | 43 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #328 | molten brick | 11 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #702 | personalized coffee mug | 29 |
| #427 | pink candy heart | 44 |
| #83 | pink clay bead | 254 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #137 | pink pony | 26 |
| #68 | pink-belly slapper | 1 |
| #107 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 11 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #10 | pretty pink bow | 6 |
| #53 | rat carcass | 49 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #85 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #274 | smoking grass | 300 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #4 | weremoose spit | 1,107 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |