| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #301 | Chroner | 116 |
| #170 | Cosmic Calorie | 9 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #954 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #152 | Freddy Kruegerand | 32 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #143 | FunFunds™ | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #384 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 14 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #644 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #59 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #58 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 35 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #284 | around the world | 6 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #130 | blue class ring | 31 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #70 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #217 | bunny liver | 38 |
| #221 | cheap toaster | 9 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #82 | clumsiness bark | 19 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #151 | comfy pillow | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #426 | donated booze | 5 |
| #175 | donated food | 66 |
| #647 | duct tape | 45 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1038 | empty agua de vida bottle | 14 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #265 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #486 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #53 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 8 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #79 | figurine of a sleek seal | 26 |
| #173 | figurine of a slippery seal | 10 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #151 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 9 |
| #66 | figurine of an ancient seal | 17 |
| #67 | figurine of an armored seal | 6 |
| #864 | filthy lucre | 37 |
| #18 | finger cuffs | 76 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #135 | fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #409 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #250 | green clay bead | 45 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #517 | hellseal claw | 4 |
| #491 | hellseal whisker | 5 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #342 | hobo nickel | 819 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #121 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #98 | left parenthesis | 10 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #42 | little parachute guy | 2 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #311 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #990 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #743 | old sweatpants | 78 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #41 | oyster egg balloon | 13 |
| #13 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 3 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #5 | papier-masque | 2 |
| #4 | papier-mitre | 3 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #124 | peppermint tailings | 248 |
| #143 | percent sign | 2 |
| #227 | pink clay bead | 85 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #250 | purple clay bead | 14 |
| #115 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 9 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #159 | red class ring | 109 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #112 | seal-blubber candle | 46 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #127 | sizzling seal fat | 2 |
| #274 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #175 | slick fish meat | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #128 | smiling rat | 2 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1079 | spectre scepter | 28 |
| #233 | spirit gum | 4 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| #53 | sucker bucket | 3 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #138 | unholy water | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1019 | useless powder | 42 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear requisition box | 8 |
| #142 | weremoose spit | 2 |
| #154 | white class ring | 69 |
| #74 | wine-soaked bone chips | 13 |
| #271 | wool hat | 6 |
| #539 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #252 | worthless knick-knack | 34 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |