| #13 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 9 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #165 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 5 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #95 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #48 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 25 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #73 | banana cream pie | 10 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1008 | brine | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #142 | bungle in the jungle | 10 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #257 | chocolate filthy lucre | 19 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #940 | dill | 26 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #436 | floaty sand | 30 |
| #181 | fossilized baboon skull | 4 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #1011 | ghost cucumber | 30 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #42 | iGoogly | 578 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #189 | live lobster | 3 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | nanofiber cloth | 170 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #12 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1,118 |
| #23 | synthetic stuffing | 623 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #35 | theoretical string | 603 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1700 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #790 | vinegar | 40 |
| #100 | weremoose spit | 5 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |