| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #122 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #36 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #159 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #68 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #54 | AutumnFest ale | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #27 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #128 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #21 | Champagne Shimmy | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #225 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #254 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #126 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #38 | Fabiotion | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Elemental | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #119 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #148 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #62 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #307 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #74 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #48 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #38 | autumn dollar | 1 |
| #43 | autumn years wisdom | 1 |
| #52 | autumn-spice donut | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #105 | badass pie | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #23 | banana split | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #306 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #59 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #120 | black blade | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #105 | black tear | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #112 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #213 | blue grass | 1 |
| #123 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #168 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
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| #227 | bus pass | 1 |
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| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
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| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
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| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
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| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
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| #69 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
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| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
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| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #141 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
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| #122 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #101 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
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| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
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| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #61 | dethklok | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
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| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
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| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #270 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
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| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
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| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
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| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
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| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #60 | eaves droppers | 1 |
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| #106 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
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| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
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| #87 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #20 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #38 | expired MRE | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
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| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
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| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
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| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
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| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
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| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #118 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
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| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #47 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #39 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #271 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #299 | freightcake | 1 |
| #234 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
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| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #187 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #107 | funky eyepatch | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #139 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #53 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #122 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #59 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
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| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
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| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #72 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #310 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #199 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #99 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #120 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
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| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #92 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
| #66 | heart cozy | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
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| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #103 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #60 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #32 | hollow rock | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #383 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #50 | ice hotel bell | 1 |
| #39 | ice wine | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #111 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #48 | imported taffy | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #93 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #134 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #67 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #218 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #118 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #173 | killing jar | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #57 | large tankard of ale | 1 |
| #75 | lavawater | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #104 | lemon popsicle | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #39 | liquid bread | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
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| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #108 | tongue depressor | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #431 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #277 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #134 | troll britches | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #116 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #138 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #168 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #131 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #128 | vial of swamp vapors | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #172 | voodoo glowskull | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #102 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #27 | watermelon | 1 |
| #19 | wax face | 1 |
| #173 | weremoose spit | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #89 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #138 | wriggling worm | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |