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| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #89 | Gin Mint | 1 |
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| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
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| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
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| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
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| #27 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
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| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #12 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
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| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
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| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
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| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
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| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
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| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
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| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
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| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #647 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #194 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| #494 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #12 | LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #113 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #115 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
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| #39 | London frog | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
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| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
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| #86 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
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| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #478 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #308 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 1 |
| #205 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
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| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #89 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #51 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #110 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #288 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #99 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #104 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #110 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #31 | Para-Pop | 1 |
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| #69 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
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| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
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| #68 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
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| #48 | baobab sap | 1 |
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| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #378 | bird rib | 1 |
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| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
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| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
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| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
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| #44 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #41 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
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| #29 | enticing mayolus | 1 |
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| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
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| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
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| #511 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
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| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #77 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #227 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
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| #953 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
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| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
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| #323 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
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| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
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| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
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| #37 | filled mosquito | 1 |
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| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
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| #41 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
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| #70 | firemilk | 1 |
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| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
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| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #20 | five-fingered fern resin | 1 |
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| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #27 | flapper fly | 1 |
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| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
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| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #26 | flask of moonshine | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
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| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
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| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #74 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #47 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #185 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #206 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #83 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #273 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
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| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
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| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
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| #68 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
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| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
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| #140 | frayed ninja rope | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #303 | freightcake | 1 |
| #17 | french-fry grabber | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #123 | fried air | 1 |
| #1458 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
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| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
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| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
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| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
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| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #134 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
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| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #22 | full lava bottle | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
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| #171 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #202 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
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| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
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| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
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| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #140 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
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| #105 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
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| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
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| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #997 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #161 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
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| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
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| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #148 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
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| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #259 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
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| #162 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
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| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #136 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #22 | ginseng | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
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| #237 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
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| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
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| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
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| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
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| #159 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #44 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
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| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #60 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #118 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #99 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #770 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
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| #848 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
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| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #164 | goblin water | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #341 | good brain | 1 |
| #73 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #324 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
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| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #119 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
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| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
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| #32 | great old fashioned | 1 |
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| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
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| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #37 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #596 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #200 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #123 | grey cube | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #102 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
| #89 | grip key | 1 |
| #77 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #73 | grody jug | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #99 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #78 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
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| #100 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
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| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
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| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #140 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
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| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
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| #52 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #251 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #106 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #100 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #375 | halfberd | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #67 | ham steak | 1 |
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| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
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| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
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| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
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| #61 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 1 |
| #184 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
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| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #121 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #55 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #52 | hardboiled egg | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #32 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
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| #35 | haunted gimlet | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #77 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
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| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
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| #62 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #53 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #48 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #55 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
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| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
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| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #606 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #43 | hibiscus petal | 1 |
| #104 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #54 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #60 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
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| #32 | hollow rock | 1 |
| #15 | honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #182 | honey stick | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
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| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
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| #999 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
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| #56 | hot spore pod | 1 |
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| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
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| #198 | hunk of granite | 1 |
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| #140 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #111 | ice harvest | 1 |
| #50 | ice rice | 1 |
| #39 | ice wine | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #60 | iced plum wine | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #111 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #29 | imaginary lemon | 1 |
| #165 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
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| #186 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #142 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
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| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
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| #31 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #73 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #14 | insulated gold wire | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
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| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
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| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #35 | single entendre | 1 |
| #57 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
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| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
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| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
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